I'm such a straight man
"I don't understand, I don't understand very much, playing games in this era is basically a matter of humans and demons, I only roughly know, those who have money and leisure do this kind of thing, I don't take advantage of either, naturally I don't know." Rason turned a corner and drove towards the location of the spaceship.
In other words, Lan Zhi and the others seemed to be in some trouble, and they actually drove the spaceship out of its original position. But since you can drive away, it proves that there is not much trouble.
"What are you doing? Isn't the ship factory on the left? How do you turn to the right? Hua Juncheng asked suddenly.
"They're in trouble...... Alas? No, how do you know where you are so well? Obviously, when I came, I didn't take this road. ”
This reminder made both of them stunned. Indeed, Hua Juncheng didn't remember any of the way when he came, and it was really strange that he would be able to identify the direction so accurately.
Hua Juncheng recalled carefully for a while, and in the end, nothing was clear, he subconsciously said it, and he felt that it was the right direction. Honestly, he didn't know exactly how he remembered.
"I feel like your new abilities have been developed. Maybe it's your potential? Luo Sheng touched his chin.
"But one thing, it's that this thing only comes in handy when you don't have a map, and in general, if you have a navigation, you won't be asked."
"Tho, you're too poisonous, can you say something that makes me happy? I finally found my second skill! ”
"What's the use of eggs? Your skill is not as good as Gaode's. Luo Sheng shook his head helplessly, and then sped up the speed of the car.
"What is the first skill? Cut a video? Makes people angry? Or is it something weird? ”
"That can't be said, if you tell me to say it, I'll say it, then I'm not very faceless."
Seeing the other party's stinky fart, Luo Sheng narrowed his eyes: "Then why don't you get out of the car?" Anyway, don't you have a sense of direction, or do you walk back? ”
Saying that, Luo Sheng opened the car door over there and made a gesture to push him down.
", you're really !!" Hua Juncheng grabbed the back of the chair and quickly closed the door. That second was terrible. I felt like I had said hello to death.
"I said, I said not yet! Rub, I forgot what you used to do. ”
"Say it quickly, don't beep that much."
"My number one skill is, yes...... I'm so ashamed of my first skill that I don't want to say. Forget it, you can kill me. ”
After speaking, Hua Juncheng put on a picture of swearing to death. As a result, a bump in front of him caused him to grab the car door again. Then he felt embarrassed and covered his face again.
"Anyway, what the hell? What is it about? Luo Sheng thinks this person's performance is quite interesting, and he is obviously afraid of a batch, but he still has to pretend to be nothing, which is really interesting.
"Did you despise me when I told me?" Hua Juncheng looked at Luo Sheng from between his fingers.
"Not necessarily, anyway, I despise you like this now, old man, put your hands down, what are you shy, is it really that?"
"What! The more you talk about it, the more wrong it becomes! Hua Juncheng was anxious at the time, and then whispered: "My first skill is...... It's a ...... that people can't help but get used to."
"What's that?"
"It's just that people can't help but think about me...... , it's so shameful, a big man's skills, like a little girl. After saying that, Hua Juncheng covered his face again, he really felt like it exploded on the spot now, he was like this back then, and when he encountered something embarrassing, his whole body was red, like drinking fake wine.
Luo Sheng next to him said what is this? He pulled out one of the driving hands, trying to pull off Hua Juncheng's hand that was covering his face. As a result, he was ruthlessly pushed away by the other party.
"I don't, don't touch me! You just want to see Lao Tzu shy! ”
"That's why you're making me see jokes, be normal, you don't have to. You're acting like a little girl right now. To be precise, from the first time I met you, I felt that even Chen Yingying was not as feminine as you......
It seems strange to say this, but I really feel like this, women in our era are not as shy as you are, ah, although you are a man, but maybe because of the difference in your growth environment, I always feel that you have a very delicate kind, that kind of temperament. Like, like a child. ”
"I'm thorough, I'm not alive anymore. Am I really like a girl? ”
He put his hand down and asked a rare serious question, but was ruthlessly replied by Luo Sheng:
"Like, can't be like anymore."
“…… I'd better open the door and jump in. "Hua Juncheng has nothing to love.
I don't want to, but that's the kind of physique! Inexplicably, he was spoiled by the people around him, so he still retains some of the habits he had when he was a child, such as covering his face with his hands.
Back then, it was precisely because I was too shy in reality that I chose to be an anchor online. Although he is nicknamed Little Yellow Flower on the Internet, the real man is that he trembles when he goes to the comic con to see fans.
There are many people, scared, and the old society is afraid.
In addition, his appearance conditions are very superior, which gives people a feeling of great need for protection, so he has always been favored by his physique. Everywhere is a group pet.
This constitution also caused him a lot of troubles, for example, people once thought that he was gay, and also thought that his roommate was a boyfriend...... God boyfriend! Is steel straight good? This also led to the first 28 years of his life spent in the maternal fetus solo......
He said that he was a straight man, and no one believed him at all! Especially a bunch of crazy women, cut all kinds of weird videos, and then there are fans Aite to give themselves...... Do they think they're really going to click on it?
But let's be honest......
He really clicked on it and watched a few of them......
And once, I was bumped into by my roommate...... At that time, I was so embarrassed that I dug out the Suzhou garden under my feet.
Although the other party didn't care, Hua Juncheng still fell into the shadow.
It's too grassy. It's embarrassing to think about it now.
He's really cosmic! Swearing, big pants, playing games, not cooking...... Straight men are standard!
But inexplicably, everyone around me spoils him, whether it's a boy or a girl...... Thoroughly, it's so uncomfortable. He's an adult, why do you treat him like a child???
"Well, maybe it's because you're more beautiful. But your accent ...... It's really a shame that those people still treat you as a child......" Luo Sheng looked at the front, and said without turning his head: "Indeed, your temperament is too much like a little girl, otherwise, you should go back and mess with the mouse for a while." I think he's quite talented at raising people to be straight men. ”
"I'm meant to be a straight man!"
"I mean the common perception of straight men. After all, now that Chen Yingying has been with him for a long time, it feels a lot rougher. Luo Sheng laughed: "You just have one less opportunity." ”