Chapter 31: A Strange Mountain Village
"Yo roar, I didn't expect you to dabble in a wide range!"
Zhang Xuan was very surprised, this Boss Qin didn't have a computer, just a smartphone, and he couldn't even synchronize his address book.
"With you as a cultural person, I naturally want to read more, and why can't I know about Hawking? You are the arrogance of intellectuals~"
Boss Qin was proud.
The point of Zhang Xuan and Boss Qin's words is not to ask for fate, but that Zhang Xuan has always had a firm idea in his heart, that is, he is a saint, a very strong saint.
But there was nothing else to think about.
Is this a delusion?
If it's an illusion, why does it last for so many years?
If it is true, then why does Zhang Xuan have no other abilities, even his cultivation is just ordinary meditation and cultivation, and the cultivation of the Dao is not at all the same as other people's superpowers.
But this problem, Zhang Xuan naturally won't tell Boss Qin, he hasn't even told his parents about this secret, and others will treat him as a psychopath.
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"This year, Taibai is sitting on the head, it's not a disaster, then it's a disaster, but it's not that it can't be resolved~"
In the college student city, Zhang Xuan watched Chen Daochang shaking his head and telling fortunes, he came this time to discuss numerology with Chen Daochang.
"Then you say, what is wrong with me?" This female college student is quite alert.
"Look at your bleak writings, it must be a disaster for your studies, the price is fair, ten yuan to help you resolve a small difficulty in life, don't suffer a loss~"
I don't know if it's because of the fear of exams, or if it's a matter of ten dollars, it's really small, so the business is done.
"Daochang Chen, isn't your business good every exam season?"
Zhang Xuan came to the stall and sat down and said with a smile.
"I'm doing a good deed, a ten-dollar business, it's just a drizzle, by the way, are you free? I have a big business, maybe I'll need you~" Chen Daochang said with a smile.
Zhang Xuan's heart moved, and he became interested:
"Oh, you're a big business? Want me to do it? Tell you, I can't look down on that kind of small business, and my appearance fee is very high~"
"Don't worry, someone is going to do it, you say, can this money be less?" Chen Daochang whispered.
He whispered, not because he was afraid, but because he was **, nine times out of ten it was involved in breaking the law and committing crimes, and he didn't want to go to jail.
This ** is also called bone burial, yin relatives, bone corpses, bone relatives, in popular terms, it is to find a spouse for the dead, as early as before the Han Dynasty.
Look, this is a corpse, a corpse, a bone, where are you going to find it? You can only steal it, which is a crime of insulting a corpse and will go to jail.
But in ancient times, there was no such crime.
The ancients were feudal and superstitious, they believed that if the person who died before the marriage was not completed, the grave would be easy to breed ghosts and make the family uneasy.
Even if the ancients still believed that after the first seven years, the ghost went down to the underworld and went to the judgment of the king of Yama, and had to cross the Nai He Bridge, and Meng Po Tang, and be reincarnated.
Since the ghosts have been reincarnated, why are there still ghosts on the grave?
This is naturally unreasonable, so it is called superstition.
"Are people still buried? Is it a business trip? Zhang Xuan asked.
Now that the person is dead, after the coffin is stopped, it is taken to the crematorium and burned cleanly.
However, some places are not, they are still buried, but Jinling is not.
"On a business trip?"
Chen Daochang was stunned for a moment, and then reacted and said:
"Yes, yes, it's a business trip, not a business here~"
"On my business trip, those accommodations can be all-inclusive, and I have to pay a travel allowance, otherwise, I won't go, and I will report you for breaking the law and committing crimes~" Zhang Xuan said with a smile.
"It's not me stealing the body, and you can't catch me~"
Chen Daochang smiled: "As for the cost, it's not a problem, as long as you are willing~"
"It's just, is this thing reliable?"
If Zhang Xuan is a little suspicious, mainly because of money,
To engage in **, this place must be feudal superstition, feudal superstition place, means closed,
A closed place means backwardness, and a backward place means poverty.
Poor places naturally don't get any good pay.
"I used to go to the rivers and lakes, and I didn't go to those monks and rural goddesses to grab this kind of business, what to sacrifice to the Yellow River Niangniang, start the construction of the house to start the sacrifice, and do things for the people who died."
Chen Daochang boasted and said: "My eyes are hot, I will do unreliable things?" Follow me, you can put a hundred and twenty hearts~"
Hearing this, Zhang Xuan didn't take Chen Daochang seriously, and he didn't get angry with the old man.
"Will you go overdue? Isn't that too much for you? โ
"Say what? As a person in the rivers and lakes, it is normal for me to recite the Sutra of the Past Life~"
"You've killed ghosts before?"
"I'm an old man with old arms and legs, I'm not far from death, and that ghost still wants to harm me? Isn't it good to harm young people? โ
"This class of young people is really bitter~"
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Shanqian Village, this is the place to do **.
In other provinces, take the high-speed rail reverse bus, go to the suburbs, make a black car, set off in the morning and arrive in the evening.
"That's it, you guys get off, eighty~"
The driver stopped on the side of the road, the road in the village in front of the mountain is not easy to walk, and it is a wooden bridge that goes in, and it is not allowed to drive in.
Shanqian VillageShanqian Village, naturally there are mountains, and there are bridges, and there is naturally water.
The place is good, but it is a little behind, otherwise, it is a good place to open a homestay.
A person in the village died not long ago, Liu Zhe, the son of Liu Laosan's family, he just disappeared at first, and the villagers searched for a few days.
In the end, Liu Zhe's body was found. When someone was fishing, he caught Liu Zhe.
According to reason, this Liu Zheshi was in the water, and he should float up, but later everyone learned that he was entangled in aquatic weeds and couldn't swim.
In the end, it was concluded that he accidentally fell into the water and drowned.
Good swimmers die in the water, and this kind of thing is not uncommon in mountain villages.
However, some people say that there is a water ghost, dragging Liu Laosan's son down as a substitute for the dead ghost, and going to reincarnate himself.
This is good, Liu Laosan is in a hurry, how can his son be someone else's substitute for the dead.
This is not good, first according to the living person, so he is not in a hurry to go out of the funeral and bury, but to prepare **, so that his son is still alive to get married and have children.
"Hey, hey, you're asking your son to form a ghost family, and then sow seeds in the world of the dead, and then dominate the world of the dead? That's a lot of ideas! โ
Zhang Xuan was slandered in his heart.
But sometimes, if you don't push yourself, you don't know how much potential you have hidden in your body.
Now there are no burials, not even in your mountain village.
But Liu Laosan didn't know where to find a female corpse.
With this ability and perseverance, you can make a fortune in everything.
Liu Laosan's family is not difficult to find, the house is hung with white silk, and there is only one family that is doing funerals.
"You're here~"
Liu Laosan died of his son, but now he is still a little happy.
Because his dead son is getting married, his mission as a father has been somewhat accomplished.
It's just that this wedding is a little sad, and the white-haired people send the black-haired people.
"By the way~"
Chen Daochang solemnly said, and then congratulated:
"Congratulations to your son for asking for a daughter-in-law~"
"Master, you sit~"
Liu Laosan brought a bench and consulted the best procedures.
Zhang Xuan was also very curious, there were dead people here, but there was no ghost, or Zhang Xuan didn't find it.
"This **, you have to choose a day, the auspicious day of the zodiac is not good, choose a day with a heavy yin spirit, the living person, you can't participate~"
Chen Daochang explained the taboos of ** one by one, and Zhang Xuan listened to it for a long time, and he was disappointed, so he no longer paid attention to him.
However, he was very curious that this female corpse was found there.
After eating a white banquet, Zhang Xuan went to the next house to sleep, while Chen Daochang stayed at Liu Laosan's house for the night and pointed out this ** matter.
Zhang Xuan didn't find anything at night, but sent text messages with Li Hongsleeve all night, and fell asleep happily.
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"Hey, are you alright? Didn't sleep well last night? โ
Zhang Xuan looked at Chen Daochang, who was dozing off at breakfast, and asked.
"Yes, I didn't sleep well last night, I always feel that something is noisy, where can I sleep!"
Chen Daochang said with a hache:
"But it's strange that there's no ghost at all!"
"You can't even see it?"
Zhang Xuan was quite surprised, this Chen Daochang didn't have any other skills, but his ability to check qi was first-class.
"It's just weird if you can't see it~!"
Chen Daochang was a little nervous.
"That is, you are old, deaf and tinnitus, unable to sleep at night, sleepy during the day, all are normal!"
Zhang Xuan smiled: "Anyway, it's over tomorrow, if you stay up all night, you can take the money and leave the day after tomorrow!"
"But I'm not old, I can still watch Teacher Mizubu Sakura now~"
This Chen Daochang has a wide range of knowledge.
For **, Zhang Xuan doesn't understand, Chen Daochang is like a fish in water, and in this village, he quickly established his prestige.
I also took the time to tell someone's fortune.
"Tonight is a good time for **, listen to me, these two coffins should be placed like this~~"
Chen Daochang was very energetic when he got to work, and even Liu Laosan was rejuvenated and did the last thing for his son.
At night, there is a moon.
However, as Chen Daochang calculated, after 7 o'clock, there were dark clouds covering the moon.
This unique skill convinced the villagers.
This is not because Chen Daochang calculated accurately, but because there is a half-hour weather forecast in the mobile phone.
"Hey, don't go~"
In the evening, everyone else left according to Chen Daochang's instructions, but when they saw Zhang Xuan leaving, Chen Daochang hurriedly stopped Zhang Xuan.
"I'm just going to pee, you don't have to be nervous!"
Zhang Xuan shook his head and said.
"Then don't go for too long~"
Chen Daochang said nervously.
The toilet in the countryside is a big pit in the back, and a squatting position in front, which leads directly to the manure pit, and the black light is blind and you can't see clearly.
"Zizizi~"
The sound is not right, change direction.
"Bang Bang Bang~~"
This time the urine is right, as for how much to spill, this is very tolerant in the countryside.
"Ah~You're coming~"
Before Zhang Xuan could shake, Daochang Chen shouted outside, Zhang Xuan hurriedly stopped urinating and immediately returned to the courtyard.
"What's the matter?"
Zhang Xuan looked around and saw nothing.
"Someone's watching me! There are two eyes looking at me~"
Chen Dao shouted, there was no reserve of a superior person at all.
"Huh? You think you're a star? See you? โ
Zhang Xuan shook his head and said.
"No, it's true! Someone is peeking at me~"
Chen Daochang said nervously.
"Aren't you setting up the cave room? How did it come out? โ
"It's been arranged a long time ago, and now it's time for them to cave the house~"
"Two dead man's cave rooms?"
"That's what it means, it's not a living person~"
"Dressed in red?"
"**It's also a marriage, so it's naturally red~"
"You forgot? The dead wear red, and they want to become ghosts~"
"I live so old that I haven't met for more than 20 years, do you think I believe it or not?"
"You can feel the wedding room again~"
"Then you wait~"
As soon as Daochang Chen felt it, he was frightened by the powerful yin qi and jumped up.
"Ah~ It's over, it's all over here, we're done~"
"Okay, you're also old, is it appropriate to call it so loud?"
Zhang Xuan shook his head and said, "You step aside first, I'll go and see the situation~"
"Then you be careful, as long as you scream, I will go back and call someone immediately~"
Chen Daochang hurriedly ran to the courtyard, there were wires here, and the yang energy in the electricity was very heavy.
Zhang Xuan took a deep breath, the yin qi here is too heavy, almost similar to the world of the dead, this is not a large range, only a little bit.
Chen Daochang saw that Zhang Xuan's body was covered with layers of armor, and the golden mana flowed, making Zhang Xuan as golden as the arhats in the Buddhist hall.
"Master Zu, is there anyone who can cultivate to this level now?"
Chen Dao was shocked.
Zhang Xuan walked into the mourning hall, but there was only an empty coffin, and there were boys and girls tied with paper, a two-story small building, a car, and a paper computer.
"You've burned so many things, at least burn another router!"
Zhang Xuan shook his head and entered the marriage room, where there were two dead people, a man and a woman.
The groom, Liu Zhe, was drowned, his body was swollen and pale, and the pair stared like dead fish.
I don't know if it was Chen Daochang who got it, or if the corpse was stimulated by the yin qi, so his eyes opened again.
The bride wears a red hijab and sits on a quilt sprinkled with lotus seeds and peanuts, which symbolize many children.
Between the two corpses, there is a weighing rod, which is used to pick up the bride's red hijab.
Zhang Xuan is not a groom, so naturally he is not qualified to lift the red hijab of this bride.
"Are you relying on me?"
Zhang Xuan shook his head and smiled, only to see that in the mirror on the dresser, there was a woman with a red hijab lying on Zhang Xuan's back.
In the position of the marriage bed, the ** couple sat upright and had no other abnormalities.
The ghost bride in the mirror, with her hands on Zhang Xuan's shoulders, climbed on Zhang Xuan's back, and the red hijab was about to touch Zhang Xuan's ears.
Zhu Bajie carries his daughter-in-law, which is like this.
"Aren't you afraid of my yang energy? Or is my yang energy insufficient? โ
Zhang Xuan carried this ghost bride on his back, but he didn't feel anything, and his body surface, with four layers of golden armor, couldn't feel the yin qi.
However, this is not scientific.
Zhang Xuan's yang energy is the nemesis of yin energy, this ghost bride was lying on his back, and the yang energy did not react.
There are two explanations for this. First, Zhang Xuan was hallucinated and controlled by this hallucination.
Second, it is this ghost bride's means that are extremely high, and she used unknown means to divert Zhang Xuan's damage.
As for whether it is an illusion or not, it is a very simple test method.
Zhang Xuan took out the lighter, took out the arc device inside, and charged it a few times behind his ear.
"Oops, it really hurts~"
Zhang Xuan rubbed his ears and went to look in the mirror, but the ghost bride in the mirror was still there.
Things got scorching.