Chapter 37: The Yellow Skin Immortal
"Look at the fright?" Jiang Ting frowned, he heard his mother Tao Ping mention that he also had the experience of "watching and being frightened" when he was a child, which was nothing more than an elderly lady who took a puff of cigarette and sprayed it on the face of a "frightened" child, which was called "watching and being frightened".
It is said that his mother said that Jiang Ting cried at first, but when he finished puffing the cigarette, the goddess rubbed his forehead a few more times, and he calmed down and began to sleep.
The goddess's saying is "calling the soul", Jiang Ting believes that this may be some kind of soothing massage method, or hypnotism or something like that, the soul calling may not be true, but the tobacco may really contain some kind of herbs, and the massage technique of the goddess may have something special.
In his opinion, the program team of "Stay Away from Superstition" should be very interested in this kind of thing.
"Cuihua, didn't you give people a look at the fragrance today?" Bai Jianyi's voice was a little muddy, and he greeted the Wang Po who was sitting in the store with a smile.
"Wang Po" is the honorific title given to her by the people around her, Bai Jian is a peer, and she is half of the old rivers and lakes in the metaphysical circle of Yicheng, so naturally she doesn't need to be called that.
The reason why it is half is because Bai Jianyi is a famous liar in the metaphysical circle of Yicheng, and he has no real skills.
He only started this line after retiring from the factory, he was originally a worker in a textile factory, he became a monk halfway, and he couldn't even do well in "looking, hearing, asking, and cutting", and he was stupid, and his hexagram words did not change for ten years, which was shameful for the Xuancheng metaphysical circle.
After all, even if everyone knows that the other party is a liar, they still have to blow each other on the surface, but if you can't even deceive outsiders, aren't you a liar?
"It turned out to be Uncle Bai, didn't you hear you say that a master came to our city, and I was waiting in the store here?"
This princess has a sharp voice, is about forty-six or seventeen years old, wears a black down jacket, is slightly chubby, ruddy complexion, wrinkles on the skin are not obvious, and it seems that the living conditions are not bad.
When she saw Bai Jian coming, she didn't get up to greet the guests, just waiting for Jiang Ting and the others to walk in front of her.
"This is the master that Uncle Bai said!" Wang Po bowed with "Jianghu etiquette", and while inviting the two to take a seat, she secretly looked at Jiang Ting.
She saw that this person was handsome, magnificent, and sitting there had a good temperament, and she couldn't help but glance at Jiang Tinggao in her heart.
"In Xiajiangchuan, it's just a person who shows his head, and the princess has an overreputation." Jiang Ting smiled and returned the salute to Wang Po, while casually showing the green jade wrench on his right hand and the Pixiu bracelet on his left hand.
"Where, where, you young people, are getting more and more powerful now." Wang Po glanced at the pendant in Jiang Ting's hand without a trace, although she couldn't tell whether it was good or bad, but her intuition told her that the wrench on Jiang Ting's hand was extraordinary.
This is natural, because this green jade wrench was taken off by Jiang Ting from the body of the owner of the tomb of the domineering president, and he also made a special registration for the loan of cultural relics, so he took out the green jade wrench from his pocket and put it on his hand.
The two were polite to each other, and Jiang Ting also showed Wang Po the intention of the Kyushu Feng Shui Council Association, although Wang Po was noncommittal and did not agree, but judging from her expression, it seemed to be quite moved.
After all, Jiang Ting didn't steal the business when he didn't confiscate the money, he just asked her to help find a few people, and she still had benefits to take, and Wang Po really couldn't guess what medicine was sold in Jiang Ting's gourd.
"Lady Wang! Is Wang Po here?! ”
There was the muffled sound of a car engine outside the door, and a moment later an elderly woman walked in briskly, holding a child of three or two years old in her arms, crying incessantly.
"Mom, go slowly, don't trip!"
A male voice remembered that a man and a woman entered the door of the clothing store, carrying cigarettes, alcohol, milk, fruits and other things in their hands, obviously asking Mrs. Wang to do something.
When Wang Po saw that the business came, she apologized to Jiang Ting and others, saying that it was important to save people, that the hospitality was not good, and that she hoped to forgive her sins, but Jiang Ting was not in a hurry, she just wanted to see how this Wang Po cast the spell.
"Quick, let your sister show me." The old lady holding the child spoke, looking anxious, "My granddaughter has been crying since noon today, no matter how coaxing it is, I went to the hospital to check, and the hospital didn't give any results. ”
This old lady cares about chaos, and she can't care about her seniority for a while, one moment is her son's eldest sister, and the next is her eldest sister.
As she spoke, the old lady asked her son and daughter-in-law to put things down, and she didn't forget to coax her granddaughter.
"Go into the back room." The princess groaned for a while and said, "Bring the cigarette." ”
The group walked inward, the inner room was about 20 square meters, and there was an offering table inside, with incense sticks and other things on it, but it was a statue of a yellow fairy.
"This weasel is pretty cute." Jiang Ting looked at the statue in front of him, and secretly said in his heart, this yellow-skinned fairy has gold dust stuck to his body, and he looks like a lucky cat lying on his stomach.
In addition to the yellow fairy who looks like a beckoning cat, there are all kinds of porcelain statues and portraits of the God of Wealth in the house, all piled up in the house, and piles of incense candles are placed on the ground, which makes the space in the house seem a little cramped.
Wang Po sat down steadily, reached out and opened a box of General Bai, put it in her mouth, she handed another one to Jiang Ting, Jiang Ting shook his head and refused, Wang Po handed the cigarette to the old fortune teller.
Although Bai Jianyi doesn't smoke, he is still quite happy to get a cigarette in Bai.
Wang Po swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog, the room was filled with smoke, Jiang Ting secretly operated qi and blood, and a layer of invisible air flow surrounded him, blocking all the smoke from thirty centimeters away from him.
After Wang Po finished smoking a cigarette, Jiang Ting didn't see her spraying nicotine on the child's face, but saw her light a stick of incense, silently recite a few words, and then respectfully insert it on the incense table.
The time for a stick of incense to burn out is thirty minutes, Wang Po and the family chatter, after five or six minutes, Wang Po said more and more sleepy, and the two eyelids slowly drooped down.
Jiang Ting's eyes narrowed slightly, observing Wang Po's every move, and after dozens of breaths, Wang Po's body shook and suddenly raised her head!
"Get up! Upper body! ”
Bai Jianyi was excited, although he was a member of the Kyushu metaphysical circle, he and Wang Po could only be regarded as half acquaintances, and this was the first time he had seen the other party "casting spells".
Wang Po's body trembled slightly, and a bag suddenly bulged out of the tiger's mouth in her right hand, as if a lump of sarcoma had grown under the skin, which was very strange.
Jiang Ting took a deep breath, his muscles slowly tensed, once Wang Po made any dangerous moves, he would take action to suppress them as soon as possible.
"Where's the wine?"
"Wang Po" raised her head, her face did not change, but her eyes were extremely bright, and her voice was hoarse, not at all as sharp as Fang Cai.
"Yes, yes, yes! Don't worry! Opposite the "Wang Po", the old lady hurriedly signaled, and her son hurriedly opened a bottle of liquor, opened it and handed it over.
Wang Po let out a "hmm", raised her neck and poured it down, but in a few seconds, half a bottle of liquor fell into her stomach.
"Did you bring chickens?"
Wang Po's voice was hoarse and strange, and the old lady hurriedly asked her daughter-in-law to open a vacuum-packed high-quality grilled chicken, and Wang Po took it and ate it, and her murderous appearance was comparable to Wen Xi.
Jiang Ting smacked his tongue, he really had to admit that this Wang Po had some ability - after pouring half a bottle of fifty-three degree liquor in three seconds, she was still like a person who had nothing to do, if she had replaced it with her before the revival of her aura, she was afraid that she would have been lying on the ground a long time ago.
A whole chicken belly, Wang Po wiped her mouth, and turned a blind eye to the crying child on the side: "Say, what do you want to ask?" ”
The old lady reacted very quickly, and hurriedly explained to the princess, saying that the child was crying and wanted to find Daxian to see.
"Hmm." Wang Po nodded, "I also know about your child, she has collided with something unclean, let me ask you, have you taken her somewhere these days?" ”
"I've been in charge of my granddaughter for the past two days, and I haven't been anywhere?" The old lady frowned and thought about it.
"Daxian, it can't be something else, right?" Next to the old lady, her daughter-in-law asked.
"Are you saying I'm incompetent!?" Wang Po's face changed, she was very displeased, slapped the armrests of the chair with both hands, and stood up suddenly.
Jiang Ting nodded secretly, he had heard that this Huang Immortal was easy to be anxious, and once he said something suspicious, he would be anxious.
"It looks like it's indeed a monster possessed." Jiang Ting's fists clenched a little more, his heart beat faster, and he was ready to go up and hit this Wang Po at any time.
Just as Jiang Ting was thinking, Wang Po got up and came to a wall, raised her foot and stepped on it.
Then, she straightened up, perpendicular to the wall, and walked straight up against the wall!
Everyone was stunned, their eyes were full of incredulity, and the old lady's daughter-in-law covered her mouth and couldn't say a word.
"Do you believe me?"
Huang Xian spoke, walked around the ceiling a few more times, and looked at the old lady's family.
"Daxian is not strange, I am ignorant and collided with Daxian!" The old lady's daughter-in-law turned pale and hurriedly apologized.
A "hmm" sound came from Huang Xian's nasal cavity, and his face softened.
Jiang Ting looked at Huang Xian's figure, his eyes lit up, this Huang Xian was attached to Wang Po, and it was unbelievable that he could violate the physical laws before the revival of the aura.
"No matter what, this princess has to have one hundred and thirty catties, Huang Xian can carry her body and hang it on the ceiling, obviously there is some way."
"If I can ask for this method and promote it, I will benefit Kyushu." Jiang Ting's heart was hot, and he decided to have a good talk with this monster.
"Think about it again, did this kid do something about the collision?" Wang Po looked behind her, the incense was more than half burned, and her tone was a little anxious.
The old lady frowned, and suddenly, her body shook, and she remembered something.
"Daxian, this morning, when I took my granddaughter to the mountains to play, she seemed to have broken a Buddha statue!" The old lady had a bad memory, and suddenly remembered this at this moment, and suddenly exclaimed.
"It's this Buddha statue that's doing the trick." Huang Xian said hoarsely, "How can there be so many immortals and Buddhas for you to offer, the Buddha statues on the side of the road are mostly possessed by some lonely souls and wild ghosts, and they also expect to be offered by others and enjoy incense for a few days, your granddaughter is entangled by them." ”
The old lady panicked suddenly, the so-called invitation to God is easy and difficult to send God, what is said is that God is like this kind of thing, you can't easily invite it home, and you can't throw it out casually, otherwise there will be bad consequences.
Of course, Jiang Ting didn't believe in this kind of thing, although he hadn't thrown the idol with his own hands, but he knew that Zhang Xiaoxian had done a lot of it.
For such a period of time, Zengzi Road was demolished, and the shops that had been dry for more than ten years along the way were moved away, and many miscellaneous useless items were thrown on the side of the road, including many Buddha statues and dirty portraits that had lost their paint.
Zhang Xiaoxian was in elementary school at that time, he was originally a child, and he had a lot of fun, so he got up too early, so he simply walked all the way and kicked all the way, ping pong, which can be regarded as boring.
According to Zhang Xiaoxian, the Buddha statue he broke in that week was enough to build a big Leiyin Temple, and if he added a portrait or something, the Yuxu Palace could also be assembled.
To this day, Jiang Ting still remembers the melancholy on his little face, because he couldn't understand why he couldn't make up the Taoyuan Three Knots......
Of course, in the end, Zhang Xiaoxian was scolded by his parents who knew the truth, and he was almost beaten, which can be regarded as "retribution".
"Daxian, what do you say you should do?" The old lady asked hurriedly, looking at her granddaughter who was sobbing in her arms as she spoke.
Huang Xian lit another cigarette, took a sharp puff, sprayed it in the child's face, and then reached out and rubbed it on the child's head as he smoked.
Strange to say, just after the cigarette was finished, Huang Xian moved his hand away, and the child's crying gradually decreased, and he actually fell asleep peacefully.
"Later, take a few sticks of incense from my apprentice, and bring some paper money, and go to that place to burn it." Huang Xian opened his mouth and pointed at himself.
The old lady hurriedly agreed, Huang Xian reached out and asked for a bottle of wine and a grilled chicken, and a few minutes later, the incense on the table burned out, the incense ash fell, and Huang Xian's head drooped and left the body of the princess.
When the old lady's family saw that Wang Po woke up, they thanked her again and again, and after buying paper money, incense and candles, they took 888 yuan of Kyushu coins and handed them to the other party, which was counted as remuneration.
Jiang Ting sat aside, clicked on his mobile phone, and entered a chat group called "Tianshu".
"Seniors, does anyone know how Huang Xian was caught?" Jiang Ting's fingertips moved quickly, and he quickly sent a message.
No one replied to him.
At this time, the people of Buddhism are doing their homework, the people of Taoism are contemplating the scriptures, Tiandong and Zhongshan are carrying out their tasks, and the Academy of All Souls is still tinkering with the hypnotic method of entering the Tao with the soul...... It seems that everyone is very busy, except for the Pre-Qin Research Institute.
[Deputy Director of the Xianqin Research Institute] Wen Xi: "Is the director in trouble?" ”
"Sure enough, it's my own people who support me." Jiang Ting nodded silently across the phone screen.
Just then, a message appeared on the screen.
"'Maoshan-Jia Duanning' joined the group chat by scanning the QR code shared by 'Xu Tao'."
"I'm sorry guys, there are a lot of tasks in the past two days, and I forgot about joining the group." Jia Duanning sent a message, followed by a face-covering expression.
The corners of Jiang Ting's mouth twitched slightly, after the conference that day, he forgot about Jia Duanning, now that he thinks about it, it seems that he is catching ghosts and subduing demons, eliminating demons and guarding the road, Lao Jia is a professional.