Chapter 70: It's to fix you

Everyone in the main hall was looking left and right, looking for the source of the sound.

Lin Mengya lowered her head and pretended not to see anything.

'Poof' was another muffled sound, but almost everyone heard it coming from His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.

At this moment, everyone's faces changed slightly.

"Third brother, I'm a little uncomfortable for my brother, I don't know if I can borrow your guest room."

No matter how thick the prince's skin is, there are times when he can't hang it now.

Some impulses, like a tiger that could not restrain the brake, came out one after another, despite his best patience.

"Okay, Steward Deng, you take the prince to the guest room."

Long Tianyu's face was expressionless, but there was a streamer floating under his eyes.

Only he saw the woman beside him, smiling and trembling.

In this world, I'm afraid she is the only one who would be so bold.

The prince's face is still extremely noble. It's just that after getting up, it seems that it really can't be blocked, and a series of muffled sounds are like dark thunder in the sky.

Although I tried my best to be patient, it was unusually clear.

Moreover, with the strange sound, suddenly, a foul smell permeated the main hall.

Lin Mengya raised her head and looked at the prince who had always prided himself as a noble and elegant prince, and her fair face almost turned the color of pig liver, which was really good.

"Your Royal Highness the Crown Prince, you areβ€”"

Of course, now the results are so clear. Everyone knew what was going on, Long Qinghan had long been accustomed to seeing the prince's swaggering appearance, and his body flashed, and he blocked the prince in front of him.

It's just that the look of concern fell in the eyes of the prince, but it was extremely eye-catching.

"Get out of the way!"

The prince, who had a bad tone, couldn't wait to go back to his palace now.

He only felt his stomach tumbling, and then, the harsh sound surged out of his valley with all kinds of gongs and drums.

As a royal family, his every move must conform to the norms of etiquette.

This kind of thing can only be solved in private.

But the strange thing is that today, it is completely out of his control.

He only felt that his stomach was getting bigger and bigger, and he had to release it well to be able to relieve the pain a little.

But every time he released a part, he regretted it so much that he wanted to cut himself on the spot, and involuntarily jumped upward, as if he had been burned, and finally found that it had no effect.

hand, I wanted to cover the disobedient place, but as soon as I took it, I suddenly found that it would be even more unsightly.

The dignified prince of the Great Jin Dynasty has now become a monkey who has been teased.

"Do you want to be a doctor! Lin Kui, go to the palace and invite the best imperial doctor, why don't you hurry up and hold on to your master, what are you doing there! ”

Long Qinghan shouted fiercely, but he didn't walk away from the front of the prince.

The little eunuch who was serving by the prince's side, where had he ever seen such a thing, and he hurriedly wanted to support the prince, but he waved him away.

"Go away!"

The prince's face was as gloomy as ink, but he didn't know if it was the force just now that distracted him from his control of his body, or the situation of his body, he was really sad.

Only a crisp sound of 'squeak-' was heard, mixed with the sound of cracking cotton silk, and suddenly, the prince wanted to get into the mouse hole.

"Mother, cousin of the crown prince, he-"

Resisting the urge to pinch his nose, Lin Mengwu is now more and more disgusted with his prince's cousin.

Such a shameless thing, how can it be done by the Son of Heaven at one time.

Lin Mengya's heart smiled, fortunately, she was prepared, and secretly hung five or six sachets around her.

Long Tianyu, who was sitting next to her, also benefited, and the pungent smell was only a faint smell.

Fortunately, the main hall was large and the air circulated well, and soon, the smoky and rancid smell gradually dissipated.

But just when the prince thought that his calamity had finally passed, Lin Zhongyu, who had been sitting by the door, staggered out.

I saw that the little face like jade was red at the moment.

The little hand rubbed the side of his head, and it fell crookedly in the center.

"Oh my God, Young Master Yu is dizzy!"

Bai Shao immediately rushed out with a shout, covering his face with a handkerchief, and at the same time taking the two little guys, he lifted Lin Zhongyu with all hands and feet.

Ay? Lin Mengya looked at Lin Zhongyu, who was weak and collapsed to the ground, it seemed that she hadn't arranged this drama!

Don't? Xiaoyu's old injury has recurred?

Lin Mengya hurriedly wanted to leave the table to have a look, but was pulled by Bai Zhi, who had been standing behind her, and pulled her cuffs.

When I turned around, I saw the little girl winking at herself.

Lin Mengya immediately understood that this was an improvised performance by Xiaoyu and Bai Shao.

It's really-

Something different!

The prince of a country actually stunned people with a fart, which sounds like a big joke in the world.

Even if they didn't say it, the retinue and slaves outside could hear it clearly.

At this moment, the prince's face was thrown to the ground and could not be picked up again.

"Too... His Royal Highness the Crown Prince..."The little eunuch who was waved aside, but his face turned pale.

This master, usually the most face-saving, now, there is such an ugly thing, I'm afraid, they will go back to be more auspicious.

"Why don't you help me to the guest room!"

The prince's words were almost squeezed out between his teeth.

If he could, he really wanted Yu Linwei to kill all the people here!

Especially, it was Long Qinghan who was in front of him, and he was clearly watching a joke!

"Prince, please! Do you need to prepare a soft car for you? It is estimated that horseback riding is not very convenient. With a flash of his body, Long Qinghan gave way to it.

It was originally an intimate greeting, but in the ears of the prince, it was particularly joking.

If it weren't for the queen mother saying that he would now concentrate on taking on the responsibility of supervising the country, I am afraid that he would have found an excuse to kill this despicable little bastard.

What's more, after such a big joke.

"Concubine De, the prince forgives the sin, the woman has to go to see the prince and retire."

thought that he would rely on the power of the prince, and Shangguan Qing, who took revenge, retreated with a condensed face.

Pulling Lin Mengwu, he hurriedly followed behind the prince and walked out of the door of the main hall.

Although the prince's footsteps were fast, the loud voice came out from time to time.

Every time, I could hear the guards around the prince, pretending to be coughing.

It's just that after everyone understands, the desire to cover it up is even more ridiculous.

"Go down, and don't go near the main hall without my orders."

Lin Mengya sat upright and put all the subordinates in the main hall.

"If you want to laugh, just laugh, don't suffocate your body."

When the hall was in, there were only these masters left, plus their own henchmen, Lin Mengya said softly.

"Poof-haha, hahaha-haha-"

Long Qinghan, who has a lively temperament, was the first to laugh, but he didn't want to be heard, so he could lower his laughter.

Immediately afterwards, it was Bai Zhi behind Lin Mengya, and later, even Aunt Jinyue beside Concubine De also hid her face and smiled.

Concubine De, who had been holding her face tight, finally smiled. While pointing at Lin Mengya, she gently wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.

"Lord Wang, okay, don't hold it back."

Lin Mengya turned her head and looked at Long Tianyu with a smile.

She is not a fool, just now, Long Tianyu even tensed her body in order to hold back her laughter.

"You!"

Long Tianyu shook his head, and for the first time in his life, a bright smile appeared on his handsome face.

That smile, like the melting of a glacier, instantly enlivened that handsome face.

Lin Mengya was stupid, she never knew that when a man laughed, his eyebrows and eyes were as brilliant as the most brilliant fireworks.

amazed her whole life, and involuntarily, she laughed too, but not because of the joke in front of her, but because he laughed.

How can there be such a beautiful smile in this world?

Lin Mengya stared at Long Tianyu almost obsessively, looking like a simple nymphomaniac, not at all like the usual smart and wise Princess Yu.

"The third sister-in-law... You... You're a genius! I, Long Qinghan, have never admired anyone, and now, I am convinced of you! ”

Long Qinghan laughed until he rolled to the ground, and kept pounding the ground, where was there still half a handsome boy.

Even Concubine De burst into tears, but when she thought of the previous scene, she couldn't stop.

Even on the emperor's birthday, those folk jugglers deliberately pretended to be ugly and amused, but they did not have today's effect.

"Huh! Where did the six princes start with this? His Royal Highness the Prince, obviously because he has a bad stomach and has eaten a lot of good food, that's why he is like this. Well, he's a blessing in disguise. The exhaust gases accumulated in the body are discharged, and after that, it must be refreshed. ”

Lin Mengya was telling the truth, in fact, she didn't do anything poisonous.

But last time, when she gave poison to the prince, she found that the prince was pampered all year round, so his gastrointestinal function was somewhat disordered.

Coupled with himself, he added a little introduction to the wine, and ordinary people will not have any reaction when they drink it, but people like the prince, who are stagnant and exhaust, will not stop deflating.

What's more, the so-called antidote she gave to the prince is just a drug that accelerates the detoxification of the human body.

Multi-faceted action will have such a gorgeous effect.

It's just that it tastes, but it's really a little indecent.

"I see, Qinghan has been taught. In the future, even if he angered the third brother, Qinghan would not dare to provoke the third sister-in-law. If I was treated like this by my third sister-in-law, I might as well be hit headlong to death. ”

No wonder, the third brother said that he should not mess with the third sister-in-law, it turned out that this was the reason.

Suddenly, I had a deep admiration for this third sister-in-law who was rumored to be worse than seeing each other.

Even the prince is correct, such a woman is really a 'ruthless' word that can be described?

"Ya'er, you're really naughty, if you are seen by the imperial doctor, won't it affect Yu'er?"