Tips for cheating in exams (2)
Xia Ziyuan (eyes lit up): Hello, hello, do you still have candy? I have a boyfriend to swap with you.
Gu Aochen: Daughter-in-law~
Xia Ziyuan: Don't pull me.
Gu Aochen (dragged over): Don't force me to correct the Fa on the spot.
The crowd of onlookers donned sunglasses.
Ye Jingjing (eating popcorn): This light really blinded the titanium alloy dog eyes of my mother's womb who has been single for more than 20 years.
Nangong Yi (I'll eat a little): I bet that this actor is just talking.
Li Yao: You two?! Hah, what's the situation?!
Ye Jingjing, Nangong Yi (raised his glasses): I'm sorry, this is the tacit understanding of the Golden Iron Triangle.
Ye Jingjing: Gu Shao, the little kite sold you, two buckets of popcorn, and refused to return it.
Nangong Yi (beep quietly): Will two barrels be too expensive?
Xia Zi Kite: ???
Gu Aochen: Deal.
? : You guys, look familiar to me, the two who eat popcorn, put them away for me! Punish you for standing in a military posture for twenty minutes.
Ye Jingjing, Nangong Yi: What?
Jiuqu: Have you seen how powerful the eldest sister is? This is a military ......
? : Did you report it? You too, twenty minutes military stance.
Jiuqu: What am I ......
? (takes out a small leather whip): Got an opinion?
Jiuqu: No.
? : Everyone, stand up for me! The exam time is set for tomorrow morning, so I'll go back and prepare well!
Everyone: Yes sir!
Zigzag:?? What am I doing? Who am I and where am I?
? (casting): Did you hear that?!
Jiuqu (chick pecks rice and nods): Listen, I heard, what is that, what the beauty said is right.
? :…… You, you little devil, flamboyant.
Simon Xiu: Speaking of which, it's really a little better looking than a little kite, much more mature, and ...... Sexy enough, I like it.
Ximen Mo: It's rare that the game maniac who has not been close to women for thousands of years actually knows how to appreciate beautiful women?
Simon Xiu: It doesn't matter if she is beautiful or not, the important thing is that she looks exactly like the lover of my dreams.
? (Glances at it, raises eyebrows): Do you only know how to play games? Boring.
Simon Hugh (in cardiac arrest).
Ximen Yan: ??? Hey, second brother? What happened to you?
Simon Mo: Leave him alone, this guy is like this, intermittent brain damage and madness, and now there is another condition, called cardiac arrest.
Jiuqu: Such a big charm? You can't really send people away, do you?
Ye Jingjing: This red-haired girl has something.
Xia Ziyuan: Oh? Is it better than me? Then I want to see and learn.
? : A group of imps who have never seen the world, but my sister is from the Central Court. You, call sister.
Nangong Yi (flattered): I, me?
? :Well.
Nangong Yi: Sister...... Sister......
Xia Ziyuan (interrupting): Eh, what's the matter with you? Nangong is the person I covered, and you want him to call you sister as soon as you come? Why?!
? : I'd love to, what kind of thing are you.
Jiuqu: Ahem, this is my baby heroine.
? (glanced at Xia Ziyuan more): It looks okay, but it's too tender and boring. Yo, I didn't pay attention just now, here, there are still men who can get into the eye (looking at Gu Aochen).
Xia Ziyuan (hurriedly protected): What are you doing? This is the boyfriend I'm marrying!
Gu Aochen (black lines on his face): Ming Media is marrying?
? :Hahaha...... Laughing to death sister, little sister, where did you come from, where are you going, your UK is not boring, as for him, it belongs to me.
Xia Ziyuan: You, do, dream!
? (slightly surprised): Oh? It's quite firm, good, a little backbone.
Gu Aochen: I was a little moved.
Xia Ziyuan: The key is where to find this kind of free meal ticket.
Gu Aochen (petrified ing)
Ye Jingjing (poked): It's so hard, what's wrong with Gu Shao? Eh, it's cracked.
Nangong Yi (brought a broom): I took the opportunity to quickly pack up and send it away.
Jiuqu (want to cry without tears): Sisters, brothers, what are you doing?!
Li Yao (stretching out): It's really boring, boring author, I'm going back to make up for the questions, just let the horse come over for tomorrow's exam. Alas (looking left and right)? What about the group of Simons? Damn, I can't fall behind if I run so fast.
Day 2.
Li Yao (with dark circles under her eyes): I haven't slept all night.
Nangong Yi (in just right shape, eating breakfast): What's wrong with you, Yaoyao?
Li Yao (heart moved): Yaoyao? Nangong, are you calling me?
Nangong Yi (looking left and right): Is it possible that there are others?
Li Yao: Can you call me again?
Nangong Yi (tentative): Yaoyao?
Li Yao: Eh, I'm here.
Ximenmo (pushing the two away): Don't be numb, Balabala's, there is no longer your emotional line, honestly shut up.
Li Yao: Bastard, you said there is no one?! What about the author? Where is the author?
Jiuqu (falling from a tree): Who's calling me?
Li Yao: Of course it's Miss Ben, you hurry up and think of a way for Miss Ben, Miss Ben doesn't care, you must let Miss Ben find Nangong Yi again.
Jiuqu (rubbing his eyes): Ah, it turned out to be you, Li Yao, you want to find Nangong...... Let me look at the script, but it doesn't seem to be in the script anymore...... (Abrupt stop)
Li Yao (clenched fists): Nothing? So Nangong and I are gone?
Jiuqu (pushing his glasses): It stands to reason that it should be.
Li Yao (threatened): I don't care, I have to add it to me without you, otherwise, I will ...... I curse you for having nightmares every day.
Jiuqu: What? Oh, don't worry, I usually stay up late, and by the time I start to sleep and dream, it's almost dawn, so I should call it daydreaming. So, it's not effective for you to curse me for having nightmares every day.
Li Yao: Huh? I'm really, there's nothing I can do about you, huh?
Nangong Yi (slightly sympathetic): Does Xiaoqu sleep so late every day? Insomnia?
Zigzag; It's not, it's forced by life, and you're forced to force me to think about the plot every time.
Xia Ziyuan: What, it's obviously Xiaoqu who is lazy, and every time I have to wait until the evening to code words.
Jiuqu: Sister, I have classes during the day.
Xia Ziyuan (touching her head): Okay, okay, I know, but in comparison, it's a lot better than before. Xiaoqu is very powerful now, and it can be 15,000 a day.
Jiuqu (wiped tears with emotion): Little iris, you really understand me.
Xia Ziyuan: After all, if you wipe your tears and snot on me again, I'll beat you~
Jiuqu: If you are too much, will no one love me?
Gu Aochen: Love you? That's God's business, and if God is still on earth, then you should be loved.
Jiuqu: Strange and weird.
Gu Aochen: Occasionally saying a few obscure words is conducive to improving emotional intelligence.
Xia Ziyuan: Aochen, I think your EQ is good, at least you won't lose to Su Shao.
Su Tianhao: Huh? What, talking about me? Is it that one of you is secretly boasting about me behind my back?
Ye Shushu: Will you die if you make a little fuss for a while?
Jiuqu: Strange, why didn't you see anyone from the Ximen team?
Ximen Yan: Young Master Ben is here, and this time I am fully prepared.
Simon Xiu (rolled sleeves): Me, so do I.
? : Everyone, be quiet, find your seat first, sit down, the rules of the exam, no talking to each other, no peeping, no chatting, no cheating, do you hear clearly?
Everyone: Hear me!
? : Nine songs, distribution of test papers.
Zigzag:???
? : What do you see me doing?
Jiuqu: No, I'm just so moved, I've taken so many exams, and finally I've taken the invigilator once. Ahem, be careful, don't be caught cheating by me, as a person who has come over, I am very experienced.
Nangong Yi (whispering): Xiaoqu is bragging again.
Ye Jingjing (whispering): Yes, her own exam paper is not also a piece of white flowers.
Xia Ziyuan (whispering): Isn't it? Did she get bad grades?
Gu Aochen: Compared with us, it's bad.
Jiuqu (surprised): What are you talking about?! Are you speaking ill of me?!
Xia Ziyuan, Nangong Yi, Gu Aochen, and Ye Jingjing shook their heads again and again: No.
? : Okay, the exam starts, two test papers, divided into two sides, a total of four papers, pay attention to the questions. The question of IQ is different from that of EQ.
Su Tianhao: What's different? Question 1, if you are playing a game and your girlfriend asks you, she picked up a 100 yuan voucher on the street this morning, and spent 50 yuan on lunch dinner, and asks you to use the rest of the money to buy her a gift, what do you choose? …… What's the best choice for this.,Play games.,Of course choose a shooter.,My shooter is super powerful.。
Ye Shushu: It's over......
Xia Ziyuan: This is simple, of course I chose to buy a bouquet of 52 flowers for two yuan upside down and give it to him, how romantic.
Gu Aochen: Little Kite likes chocolate-flavored candies, so let's fill them with candy.
Ximenxiu (mosquito coil eyes): What the hell is this?! What kind of girlfriend, I don't even have a girlfriend yet. Forget it, I'll play jungler, I'll fight Wild Thief Six.
Ximen Mo (peeking at Guo Xiaoyou): What does Xiaoyou like...... The kindergarten teacher should like children more, so it was written, and he spent 52 yuan to take Xiaoyou to take a car and go to the orphanage to do charity. Well, perfect, I'm such a perfect lover~
Guo Xiaoyou (frowning): It's so hard to choose, I'...... I'll choose the Overseer, I'm the best at playing Red Lady (inspired by the Fifth Personality).
Li Yao: Boyfriend...... Alas, it's so hard to choose, I'll choose An, but it seems that Antonieva is not bad, no, Ruan Yan I just got a new skin, just write her, my little beauty......
Ximen Yan: A boring topic with low emotional intelligence.
Ye Jingjing: If your boyfriend sent you a message saying that he went to the pharmacy this morning to buy medicine and saw the latest singer's album, and he originally wanted to buy it for you, but it was the last one, so he had to give it to her at the behest of a star-chasing girl, what would you do? ……