Chapter 16: Finally connected to the system
Dai Shaoyun, that is, the thirteenth aunt, enthusiastically introduced her foreign girl friend 'Joanna' to Huang Shaohong, but this girl is a trick and she doesn't look good, so he is too lazy to look at it.
But today, he traveled over and met many foreigners in a row, which made him think of some things, and he traveled to the era of the late Qing Dynasty, should he change something.
Uncle Gan warmly invited: "Feihong, Shaoyun learned photography abroad, let's come and take a picture with the birds!" ”
Before Huang Shaohong could figure out why he wanted to take pictures with the birds, he was pulled by his goduncle and sat by the window.
Between the two was a coffee table with a birdcage in which a kingfisher squeaked and chirped.
Uncle Gan pointed to the 'antique' camera with the folding fan in his hand: "Feihong, it's easy to take pictures, by the way, this bird is Boss Zhao's concubine bird, and it's very precious!" ”
"Ready, one, two, three."
When the thirteenth aunt of the big-eyed sister shouted to prepare, Huang Shaohong suddenly felt as if he had neglected something, and a sense of crisis arose.
His eyes glanced at the birdcage on the coffee table, and then saw the little boy next to Aunt Thirteen, helping to hold the original flashing light.
The picture flashed in his mind, and he finally remembered this part of the plot: "I'll go!" How did you forget this stubble! ”
At this time, the thirteenth aunt was counting to 'three', Huang Shaohong was in danger, his hair exploded, flashed to the side, and at the same time subconsciously kicked out a kick, kicking on his godfather's chair, kicking him two feet away from the chair.
After an instant, as Aunt Thirteen pressed the shutter, flames more than three meters long erupted from the flash instantly, enveloping the position where Huang Shaohong and Uncle Gan were sitting just now.
Xiao Huang and Uncle Gan were shocked, and then looked at the bird in the birdcage, at the moment in the shape of Peking duck, and there was a faint smell of barbecue on his body, as if to tell everyone that it was just shredded green onions, sweet noodle sauce and pastry, and what a duck could do, I could also do it.
As a result, the last wish of the chaise finch was shattered in the blink of an eye, and the foreign girl Joanna saw that it was on fire, and hurriedly picked up the kettle next to it and poured it on the bird.
The thirteenth aunt exclaimed: "It's boiling water!" As a result, Joanna was so frightened that her hands shook, and she didn't hold any of them, and the whole kettle was on the ground, and the hot water splashed everywhere, so frightened that Aunt Thirteen almost fell.
Huang Shaohong took this opportunity to stop the big-eyed girl in his arms: "Is it hot?" Are you taking pictures or roasting birds? ”
Thirteenth Aunt Dai Shaoyun couldn't laugh or cry when he said it, and explained: "It's just that there is a little more magnesium powder!" ”
Boss Zhao, the owner of the chaise finch, looked at his beloved bird blankly, wanting to cry without tears, no matter how others called, this old brother didn't even react.
Huang Shaohong couldn't help but shake his head secretly, let go of Aunt Thirteen, walked over and patted Boss Zhao's shoulder, and comforted: "It's all blackened, even if you save it, you can only pretend to be a penguin for the rest of your life!" ”
Uncle Godfather came over and pulled Xiao Huang aside and said: "I'll leave in a few days, your thirteenth aunt has been in England for two years and has been clamoring to come back to China all day long, it's okay, she is mixed with foreigners in the province, Feihong, you can help watch her for me!" ”
Huang Shaohong was begging the thirteenth aunt for something, and nodded when he heard the words: "Okay, don't worry!" ”
Uncle Gan left with his thirteenth aunt, and he hadn't been back to Foshan for a long time, so he had to visit everywhere.
Huang Shaohong asked the cheap apprentice to return to Baozhilin with him.
Pork Rong is really a good apprentice, and when he saw that Master's 'dizziness' was not yet healed, he suggested: "Master, it's better to go and see the doctor!" ”
Huang Shaohong himself is pretending, how dare he go to the doctor, and knocked the goods with his hand again: "Your master and I are doctors, I want to go to other hospitals to see a doctor, and I won't be laughed at to death!" ”
When I returned to Bao Zhilin, I saw that the famous medical hall was the same as in the movie, it was a set of two-entry courtyards, and after the flower hall was the master bedroom, and there were study rooms and east and west compartments on both sides.
Such a courtyard can only be regarded as ordinary in today's Foshan, if it is moved to future generations...... I'm rich, I'm rich, I don't even know how to spend it...... The picture is too beautiful to imagine.
As soon as Huang Shaohong returned to Baozhilin, the two young people hurriedly came out to greet him, and bowed when they came closer: "Master! ”
One of them wore a linen robe and the other a green coat and hat, but they wore a pair of glasses and some protruding teeth.
Pork Rong is also clever, and he was afraid that Huang Shaohong wouldn't be able to remember, so he introduced: "Master, this four-eyed bucktooth is Tooth Rub Su, and the other is Lin Yunkai!" ”
In fact, he didn't introduce it, and Huang Shaohong also recognized the tooth rubbing Sulai, because this person looked exactly the same as the young Xueyou brother except for the buck teeth.
Ya Cha Su listened to Pork Rong and Master introduce himself, and said in surprise for some reason: "Master...... Father, Master...... It's ......"
Lin Yunkai was anxious when he heard what he said, pulled him behind him, and asked Pork Rong: "Senior brother, why did you introduce us in front of the master for no reason?" ”
Pork Rong had a sad face. He pointed to his head: "Master has dizziness, I don't know how to do it, I don't remember things very well!" ”
Lin Yunkai and Ya Cha Su hurriedly walked to Huang Feihong's side and each supported him with one arm: "Master, are you okay?" ”
Huang Shaohong shook the two off and put on the master's momentum: "It's naturally okay to be a teacher, but it's because you don't practice martial arts well, what are you doing around me!" ”
His tone was stiff, and the three disciples hurriedly lowered their heads and made a humble gesture, Huang Shaohong nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, go back to the room to rest for the teacher first, what should you do!" ”
After Huang Shaohong finished speaking, he walked inside, and the three apprentices were afraid that he would be uncomfortable, so they followed behind him honestly.
After passing through the flower hall and walking towards a house, Ya Cha Su hurriedly shouted, "Master...... Division......"
Huang Shaohong stood still, turned around and said impatiently: "What else is going on?" ”
Lin Yunkai wiped his teeth and said, "Master's side is the latrine, and your bedroom is here!" ”
“......”
Back in his room, Huang Shaohong closed the door and began to recall what happened before he crossed over.
He vaguely remembered that before he fell unconscious, a message seemed to suddenly appear in his mind, as if he had mentioned some system or something......
Huang Shaohong tried to whisper: "System? ”
Just as he was calling the system, a message suddenly appeared in his mind: "The host can communicate with the system with his mind!" ”
Huang Shaohong was really taken aback, he just tried it, but he didn't expect a system to really pop up, he read too many novels, and this is the first time he has encountered a real one.
swallowed and foamed, and tried to communicate with the system with his mind: "You are the ghost of my past few crossings, right?" Don't you have anything to say to me? ”