I'm not a human being

Demon Eight-Eight: ???!!!!

"Don't look shocked there, everyone can see if it's okay, anyway, it's only the first time you two have met today, right? Love at first sight, buddy is very ruthless! ”

The fierce man in front of him said it very thoroughly with a look on his face, and then he took out the business card in his pocket and handed it to the demon Baba.

"To be honest, little brother, I actually have a part-time job in various matchmaker marriages, but if I can't do it, I can also give you two a fortune telling. Seeing that you are about to become my brother-in-law, I can give you a 20% discount. ”

"......" the corners of the demon's mouth twitched.

"In addition, if you have extra funds, I can also introduce you more to my remaining services, little brother, I have a lot of packages, life is a package, well, only 998, the horoscope hexagram is B package only 1998......"

"Enough is enough, no thanks." Demon Baba immediately made a stop gesture.

Look in front of you. The shrewd eyes of this brother are really eager to slap them, good guy, it's really not like a brother and sister. Obviously, my sister's eyes are clear and transparent, why are my brother's eyes so obscene?

Facing the contempt of the people in front of him, the fierce man was not angry, but just smiled: "Brother-in-law, if you want to get my sister away from me, but I can't do it at this level, what about you, it's better to take care of my business, if the money is enough, the funds are enough, I will know, my sister will be happy if she follows you." ”

"Minato! Are you his brother or a human trafficker, believe it or not, I'll call the police to arrest you! ”

"I'm her own brother, if you don't believe it, you can go for a DNA test, and I agreed to introduce my sister to you because you have saved so many people and are strong, if you just performed a little worse, I may not throw a straight face at you until now."

That's really bloody.

Demon Babaya shot at the gun next to the fierce man. But what he didn't expect was that this person didn't dodge, and even had a smile on his face. The performance of the person in front of him made Demon Baba instantly understand that this brother may not be as simple as it seems on the surface.

"Shoot, why don't you shoot?" The fierce man walked towards the demon Baba, and his thick arm slammed into the wall next to him at once, and in an instant, a crack actually broke out in the wall. Only then did Demon Baba realize that the other party's strength was extraordinary.

"You can do it to this extent, why did you just ......"

"Why didn't you resist just now, right?" The fierce man smiled: "If I just fought back, wouldn't it make my sister think that my strength is stronger than yours?" If that's the case, doesn't it look like I'm bullying you? ”

"I'm Nima!"

The person in front of me is an old green tea. Demon Baba's fist clenched loudly, looking at the big face of the person in front of him, he couldn't wait to greet him with a palm. But the other party looked down at him with his extremely advantageous height, and there was an extremely cheap expression on his face.

"Come on, hit me! After the beating, I'll see if my sister still has a chance to be nice to you, right? I dare to guarantee that if this palm continues, I may just lose some face, but you will lose a wife! ”

"You!" The demon couldn't say a word, and at this time, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside.

It's Xiao Man who is back.

Seeing Xiao Man's shadow appear at the door, the fierce man quickly let go of his hand and pretended to lie on the side weakly.

"Oh, it's unreasonable, I'm like this, you still have to scold me, don't I just live in my sister's basement? It's already so miserable, you're going to rub salt on my wounds......"

"When did I say that?" The whole person is Spartan. The whole stupidity is not standing in place, nor is it walking.

Xiao Man, who had just come in, held a hard-boiled egg in his hand, glanced at the demon Baba with resentment, and then walked towards the fierce man.

"Ouch, he's bullying me, but I don't blame him, it's because I'm incompetent, I can only rent your basement, my brother is sorry for you, I can't give you better living conditions......" The next second, the fierce man's eyes were filled with tears. Not to mention that this little black boy of more than one meter and eight meters is really a bit miserable when he cries.

To tell the truth, if it weren't for the demon Baba who saw his previous face, he would probably sympathize with him at this time.

"It's okay, you don't have to listen to him, brother, I'm not tired, if I can't do it, I'll support you for the rest of my life! Our two brothers and sisters will definitely be fine together. ”

"I'm sorry for you, sister, I'm sorry for you, if I wasn't too incompetent, you wouldn't have lived so hard and lived so sensibly......" The fierce man's tears fell all of a sudden, and he directly hugged Xiaoman in his arms.

Xiao Man's eyes were also moist, she pushed her brother away, her eyes were red and she smashed the eggs, and then glanced at the demon Baba.

"Why don't you go quickly? I've said it all, I don't want to see you today. ”

I Nima?!! It's all brother, are you an Oscar winner? I've just saved the whole street, including your sister! Is that how you came to repay me?!!

At this time, the demon Babazhen felt that he couldn't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River. The 1.88-meter-tall strong man in front of him is really full of green tea and white lotus skills, and he also has the talent of an actor, he can't fight at all!!

Anyway, who knows why a big man would master this skill??! Judging from the fact that he just smashed the wall with one punch, this guy is not weak at all, okay!! Although the effect of the punch just now is not as good as that of robots, it is also a leader in the killer circles of humans and demons.

Who will tell how a player like Demon Baba fell to the point of telling fortunes and being a matchmaker? Anyway, you have this kind of strength, and you still do this kind of work, what kind of urine is hey? By the way, does your sister know that you are so powerful?

If you really want to protect her, whether it's the underworld or the white way, with your strength, I'm afraid she'll be driving a Bentley now! Why can't your actor skills be used in a slightly more normal place, hey! If you go to Hengdian and float a little, you won't be mixed up like this!!

The fierce man in front of him is a slot, and the demon really can't vomit for a while. He really felt the back of his head hurt now, and although he didn't know why a hollow back of his head hurt, he just felt as if something had suddenly come out.

Ah, I know what it is for him.

It's grass.

The fierce man on the opposite side took advantage of Xiao Man. Turn your back and give him a middle finger up.

The shape of the mouth is clearly out.

"There's a kind of you coming here."

You Baba felt his fists tighten.

Good. You're not human, are you? You're not human, and I'm not human!!

"Xiao Man." Demon Baba was silent for a while, and then suddenly spoke.