"We didn't do anything." Xia Ziyuan stared innocently with wide eyes, and Gu Aochen also turned a blind eye.

"Su Tianhao, I asked you to send something, and that's how you sent it to me? Give me back right now! After Ye Shushu finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

"You two, I, I remember you, and you, Gu Aochen, don't leave after school tomorrow, see how the master beat you to your knees and beg for mercy."

Xia Ziyuan smiled coincidentally and said, "Tomorrow I don't know if Su Shao's noble body is healthy, oh yes, it seems that kneeling durian has a better effect than kneeling on the keyboard." ”

"You! Gu Aochen, do you care about your woman?! Su Tianhao couldn't help but want to roar.

"You said it all, my woman, my pet."

"Whew! You dogs and men, you are slandering, you are making something out of nothing, I am framing, and you are forcing good people to become prostitutes! You're waiting for me, huh! ”

"Ah, Su Shao, you can go." Xia Ziyuan waved her hand at Su Tianhao's departing back, and asked Gu Aochen again: "Wouldn't it be too much for us to do this?" ”

"It's a little, Su Tianhao is my brother, I don't even want a brother for you, how do you want to compensate me?"

"Then will I kiss you enough?"

"Just a moment? Stingy. ”

"You don't have to take an inch."

"Then what do I have to say?"

Xia Ziyuan pursed her lips, looked at him very depressed, and said helplessly: "That...... Then I can't help it. ”

After a day of messing around, nothing was done, oh no, something was still done.

Five o'clock in the morning.

Xia Ziyuan looked at the messy sheets under her, yawned, carefully got out of bed and walked a few steps, then turned back and picked up her slippers, and quietly hid in the study. It's rare to have a good night's sleep, Xia Ziyuan locked the door, stretched out very comfortably, took out the prepared quilt from the bookcase, and began to sleep comfortably by the sofa.

Sure enough, sleeping alone is fragrant, and you don't have to worry about being pressed by some people from time to time. Although the sofa is a little smaller, Xia Ziyuan doesn't like tossing when she sleeps, basically what it was like before she went to sleep, and what posture she still maintains when she wakes up.

Except, of course, this time.

"Woke up?"

Xia Ziyuan had just moved, and before her brain was fully awake, she heard Gu Aochen's voice in her ears. Xia Ziyuan was stunned for a moment, looked back, a little incredulous, and looked at it again, but this time, she was silent.

You still want to pretend to be asleep, don't you?

Gu Aochen pursed his lips, is he so terrible?

"Little kite, don't pretend to be asleep."

Xia Ziyuan was unmoved, just silently turned over and moved farther away from him.

"Xia Ziyuan, don't challenge my patience, give you ten seconds, get up, go back to your room and sleep."

Xia Ziyuan scolded in her heart: Fool who is going back to the room, you want to go, anyway, I'm not going, hum! Who still doesn't know what little calculation you have in your heart.

"Ten, nine, eight......" Gu Aochen really counted, okay, Xia Ziyuan had thought about it during the period, but she quickly dispelled this idea.

"Looks like you're fond of pretending to be asleep." Gu Aochen picked up her quilt and lay in. Xia Ziyuan frowned, didn't she? Big brother, don't you see how small this sofa is? What are you squeezing with me here? Dignified president, it can't be anyone's sofa, don't you say? So let's hurry up and get back to your warm bed. Don't always disturb people's dreams early in the morning.

Xia Ziyuan can be said to be afraid of him, every time he is still swimming in his dreams, when he eats a big meal or plays a variety of games, he will wake him up. And how the hell did he do it? While lying on her body, he was able to say seriously: "It's okay, you sleep with yours." ”

Xia Ziyuan scolded: I'll sleep on a ball!

It's so painful that I finally found a shelter, and I was discovered so quickly by this bastard.

"Little kite, are you angry with me?"

"Nope." Xia Ziyuan replied in a low voice.

"What's wrong? You don't like that? ”

Xia Ziyuan blushed and said, "Nonsense, what does it feel like to be woken up by trying to sleep well?" ”

"You can also take the initiative to find me, I have always been responsive."

"You! Are you as for you? You've been so diligent lately, and you're not afraid ......."

"Afraid of what?"

"Nothing." Xia Zi was a scumbag.

"What do you think of Zijin and Yoyo?" Gu Aochen asked her.

"Why do you always have nothing to ask this kind of question?"

Gu Aochen said stubbornly: "You just say, what do you think?" ”

"Kids? I think those two kids are very cute, and they will call me aunt. ”

"So, do we want a child too?"

Xia Ziyuan said thoughtfully: "But if we want it, people may not give it." ”

"No, I...... I mean, we want it ourselves, not someone else's. ”

"Ourselves? I don't do it, it's illegal to steal children, you can't do it. ”

"Daughter-in-law, how much did you score in biology in middle and high school?"

Xia Ziyuan thought for a while and said, "I didn't study long in junior high school before I was sent abroad." ”

Gu Aochen: I finally know what the problem is, damn Yue Shumin, what the hell did you arrange!

didn't hear Gu Aochen's answer, Xia Ziyuan thought that he was shocked by his words, and couldn't help but feel a little proud, and said, "Amazing, right?" I was sent abroad in junior high school, but with your strength, it should be okay. ”

"It's really amazing, it's amazing." Gu Aochen tugged at the corners of his mouth, suppressing his urge to strangle her. So he called Li Chen and said, "I don't care what method you use, go get me a set of junior high school biology books." ”

"Huh?" Li Chen was still in a daze at this time, and when he heard this, he was even more puzzled, and asked his president puzzled: "Gu Shao, what happened?" ”

"Shut up, don't talk nonsense, just get it!" Gu Aochen roared with a gloomy face.

Li Chen was stunned by his yelling, and then immediately came to his senses, and began to ask where he could get the textbooks of junior high school students as quickly as possible.

The following enthusiastic netizens replied like this:

- Textbooks? It's simple, wouldn't it be nice to borrow it from junior high school students?

——Where would people borrow them casually, textbooks, is that the life of a student?

- I have a plan, or take advantage of the dark night and high wind, find a junior high school nearby, sneak into the classroom and steal a few books.

- Ah, the big upstairs, I'm a junior high school student, come and steal my textbooks, and take my exam papers with you by the way, if you don't understand anything, just ask our teacher directly, just kidnap at will, and don't do it without money.

- Good guys, is it true that the senior teacher is explaining online? The student dogs are really miserable these days.

- Otherwise, what else can I do?,Textbooks need to be authorized by the publisher.,Eh,I advise you.,If it's a textbook lost.,Don't use any weird pirated books.,Although it's cheap.,But who knows what weird things it will change your real textbook content to.。

- Upstairs, I call the insider, I bought it, a big push for typos, misleading people's children, it is recommended to read genuinely.

- As an elementary school student, I had to wait to be washed by knowledge. Although it is, after every wash, I feel that all I have left in my brain is water.

- Or go and rob the school textbooks, now there are many textbooks, many students do not bring books home after school to go back to the dormitory, it is easy to start, especially the last row of the classroom, generally extra desks, stacked with some miscellaneous items, for example, some students do not want textbooks, maybe they can really pick up.

This...... Li Chen looked at these fanciful answers, and actually had a set of abacus in his heart.

Thereupon.

There was a major case of disappearance in a junior high school in a school in City A, from the first to the third grade of junior high school, but all the biology textbooks stored on the desks and chairs at the back of the classroom were swept away, and many students were faced with the tragic situation of no textbooks in class, and they couldn't help but be happy.

When he came over early in the morning, Gu Aochen saw the large stacks of biology textbooks on the desk in the office, and some ...... Speechless.

"Li Chen, what are you doing with so much?"

"Huh? Isn't the president what you want? ”

"I just want one copy for each grade level, where did you get so much? What's on your face? Chalk ash? Did you go to school? ”

Li Chen said embarrassedly: "I...... I am, I have a relative's child who happens to be in junior high school, so as soon as I heard Gu Shao you say that you need it, I went to someone else early in the morning to borrow it. ”

Gu Aochen looked at the mountain of textbooks, stacked on the desk, and the height was even comparable to him.

"There are so many children of your relatives." Gu Aochen said such a sentence coldly, Li Chen couldn't mention how congested he was when he heard it, thinking that it was all said by that group of sailors, it was really not my idea, I would have known that I wouldn't have listened to them, and I estimated it, those who replied to his post, it is estimated that eighty percent of them do not exceed a high school degree, right? The poisonous chicken soup on the Internet is not credible, and he is angry.

Originally, Li Chen was still elated when he entered the office before, thinking that he had done a great deed, but what happened? Bah, it's really embarrassing to be thrown home, what is called "your relatives' children, there are so many"? This is clearly a naked mockery, okay?

- Textbooks? It's simple, wouldn't it be nice to borrow it from junior high school students?

——Where would people borrow them casually, textbooks, is that the life of a student?

- I have a plan, or take advantage of the dark night and high wind, find a junior high school nearby, sneak into the classroom and steal a few books.

- Ah, the big upstairs, I'm a junior high school student, come and steal my textbooks, and take my exam papers with you by the way, if you don't understand anything, just ask our teacher directly, just kidnap at will, and don't do it without money.