Chapter 35: Kung Fu to Save Your Life

ā€œā€¦ā€¦ I—I'm so hungry! Faced with the temptation of food, I lowered my proud head, "Besides, I don't have to heal now, what are you eating for?" ā€

I'm actually embarrassed to ask, where to eat? She's a human now, how can she eat! There's something wrong with that, you know?

Haoyue pursed her lips: "Don't eat and pull down!" ā€

With that, she got up and walked to the door.

"Wait!" I stopped her.

"What? Changed your mind? Haoyue turned around and said happily, and pulled the placket of the hospital gown out of her shoulders, probably because it was hot.

"You haven't eaten either, it's all your favorite vegetarian dishes, let's eat together." I warmly invited.

Haoyue restrained her smile and said coldly, "I've eaten, goodbye." ā€

With that, she left the room and slammed the door behind her.

Really, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it, what kind of anger will you have?

I had a full meal, cleaned up the scene, went to wash up with a full burp, came back, passed by Haoyue's bedroom, the door was open a crack, I saw her sitting in a chair reading a book, her legs crossed on the table, her toes shaking around, I pushed the door in: "What are you doing, studying?" ā€

Haoyue's temper is extremely good, and she was angry for only two minutes, but now she is no longer angry, she showed me the cover of the book, it is the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

"Why do you like watching this kind of thing?"

"There are a lot of rare and exotic beasts recorded in it, all of which I have never seen before!" Haoyue began to explain to me excitedly, gushing endlessly, maybe she thought that what was recorded in the book was true.

I listened to her for about ten minutes, and seeing that she hadn't stopped yet, I took the initiative to divert the topic: "Tomorrow, I'm going to go to Tieling." ā€

"What are you going to do? Transfer? Haoyue put the Classic of Mountains and Seas aside and asked.

I took out the Tumen order from my arms: "I've done this, what kind of books are you studying, go over and find a place, and prepare to form Tumen." ā€

I feel that the interest of starting a company is similar to that of starting a company, at least you have to have an office location first.

"Okay, I'll go with you!"

"I just want to ask this, how much can you recover tomorrow? Can I take a long bus ride? I asked.

"It shouldn't be a problem." Hazy Moon clenched her small fists.

"One more thing, I'm more worried," I frowned, "when we get there, grandpa and grandma won't help us anymore, what if we encounter a master like Ghost Sorrow again?" You can't do another trick and sneak attack people, right? ā€

"What do you want to do?" Haoyue asked.

"Anyway, I have to find people one by one, my idea, first find the best kung fu."

Haoyue shook her head: "I don't think so. ā€

"Huh?"

"It's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself, instead of finding a master to protect us, it is better for you to become a master yourself!"

I fell and said with a wry smile: "Where is it so easy to become a master?" I also want to practice martial arts quickly and protect you, but I'm afraid that Lingyunmen won't give me that time. ā€

"There is always some quick kung fu, you go and ask your grandparents, even if you can't improve your combat effectiveness, at least you have the ability to save your life, you have to have wow?"

I thought about it for a while, and felt that what Haoyue said was reasonable, so I knocked on my grandparents' door, ready to ask if there was any defensive movement like Duan Yu's Ling Bo microstep that could be done quickly.

Grandpa is watching TV downstairs, only grandma is in the room, it is said that grandma's martial arts are higher than grandpa, but she has never shown it in front of me, grandpa's famous stunt is Beidou Collapse Fist, I don't know what grandma will do.

"A quick escape?" Grandma was amused by me, "Why are you so realistic?" ā€

"You and grandpa don't care about me anymore, I'm unrealistic, what else can I do?" I said half-coquettishly.

"Hmm......" Grandma shook her little fan, pondered for a moment, and shook her head, "Yifan, do you know what the word 'kung fu' means?" ā€

"It's martial arts."

"No, kung fu, kung fu, it takes 'kung fu' - that is, time to hone, grandma really can't think of any kung fu that can be done quickly."

"Oh." I bowed my head in disappointment, "Then forget it." ā€

"But," Grandma said, "Yifan, if you just want to protect yourself, Grandma can recommend a little master to you." ā€

"Who? Where is it? I quickly asked.

"Just in Tieling, is a traditional trick master, that is, the current magician, that person is very clever, grandma is most impressed by the time, is to watch her perform 'Qiankun Great Shift', still out of a small bakugan, white light flashed, she instantly went to a hundred meters away! Even grandma didn't see the clues, presumably those masters of Lingyunmen couldn't crack it, right? ā€

Grandma's words, it's not like bragging, but I think it's still a bit unreliable, tricks are tricks after all, it's fake, it's not true, as long as people recognize the flaws, they will basically die, but since grandma recommended it, it's good to meet this trickster, I like magic.

"If you want to see her, grandma will write you a letter and bring it to you tomorrow morning."

"Okay, thank you grandma!" I left my grandmother's room, and I met my grandfather carrying a bird cage upstairs, and I asked my grandfather by the way, if there is any martial arts for self-preservation, preferably light skills such as Ling Bo Weibu, which can be taught to me.

"What did your grandmother say?" Grandpa asked me rhetorically.

I shook my head: "Grandma said that kung fu is all grinded out by time, and there is no shortcut." ā€

"Hahaha, the old woman is afraid that you will not work hard, steal and play tricks, in fact, there is this kind of kung fu, but it is not Ling Bo Weibu, that kind of light skill is difficult to practice."

"What's that?" I asked.

"Point acupuncture," Grandpa Zhengse said, "You have climbed mountains and mountains since you were a child, and your finger power has been trained strong enough, and you can completely get started with acupoint kung fu." ā€

It dawned on me: "It turns out that you always let me climb the cliff with you to practice my finger power!" ā€

When I was a child, my grandfather took me into the mountains, and as long as I encountered a cliff, he asked me to try it, saying that on the cliff, there are rare herbs that can be picked, and every time I climb up, my grandfather will reward me with a dollar to buy an ice cream, of course I am happy.

Almost all of them are vertical rock walls, similar to rock climbing, all rely on fingers and foot pedals, anyway, when I fall, there is always a grandfather who can catch me, so as not to worry about falling to death, over time, the cliffs and cliffs in the mountains around Baihe Village have basically been conquered by me, and the varieties of ice cream in the village store have also been eaten by me.

"Grandpa will draw you a personal body acupuncture point map first, you are familiar with it first, and I will teach you the distance power skills tomorrow morning, as well as some acupuncture moves."

"Thank you, grandpa!" I said happily, this is good, I have seen the acupoint kung fu in my classmate's mobile phone, some are, snap, poke, people can't move, and some are what time statos, the principle is the same, and then ...... Anyway, you can do whatever you want, you know.

I went back to my room, and after a while, my grandfather came over and gave me a map of the main meridians and acupuncture points of the human body, not all, all of them were not needed, he only drew me a few normal acupuncture points when I faced the enemy, and I could almost point to the acupuncture points, all on the front of the body - on the back, wouldn't it be better for me to pick up the bricks and shoot the enemy's braincase?

"You have to memorize it," Grandpa instructed, "not only the point points, but also the future punches, palms, and feet are all best to attack the enemy's acupoints." ā€

I nodded, after my grandfather left, I compared my body, found those acupuncture points, and poked them respectively, but I didn't feel anything abnormal, poked hard, but it was just a little more painful than other places, I had already used nine points of force, and it didn't have any effect.

I went to consult my grandfather suspiciously, and my grandfather looked at the few dots in front of me that were poked red by myself, shook his head and said: "The position of your point is wrong, the acupuncture points are very accurate in the meridians of the human body, even if they are a few millimeters away." ā€

Grandma said beside her, "He hasn't even opened and run the meridians, how can we understand this?" Old man, don't pull out the seedlings to help him grow, let him practice from scratch in a down-to-earth manner. ā€

"That's right, forget it, just assume that grandpa didn't say it," grandpa said with a smile, "You go to Tieling first, and then grandparents will introduce you to a master of basic kung fu and let you practice from scratch." ā€

"Oh......" I left the room a little depressed, went back to my bedroom, very unwilling, and continued to poke myself, but still could not find the point.

After a while, Haoyue came in, saw me shirtless, poked herself with her hand, and asked me puzzled, what am I doing?

I said to practice some acupoints, but I couldn't find the exact location of the meridians.

"Do you know a little bit about acupoints?"

Haoyue shook her head and pointed to the meridian acupuncture point map on the front of the body drawn by her grandfather: "I don't understand, but I know the meridians, in the process of transforming into a human, each meridian is gradually formed, exactly the same as on this map." ā€

"Really?"

"Of course, but...... The meridians are very subtle and difficult to describe. ā€

ā€œā€¦ā€¦ So what's the use of what you say? "I frowned, it should be the truth that I was talking to my grandmother.

"Hey! I have a solution! Hazy Moon snapped her fingers.

"What's the solution?"

"Do you remember, my body can become translucent, and I can show you my meridians!"

"Then you're coming!" I am happy that the teaching in kind has the best effect!

"But," Haoyue looked down again, "my clothes are not transparent, what do you think?" ā€