Chapter 165: You're a pervert
Yulouchun is her territory.
Nan Yan tried to let Liu Duanfang attack her here, but he really underestimated her.
Liu Duanfang smiled: "What, Sister Baoyi plans to call someone?" If you really call someone in, then everyone will see that there is a leg between you and me...... At that time, it will be you who will lose your reputation. ”
Nan Baoyi walked unhurriedly to the side of the Bogu shelf.
There are countless weapons placed here, all of which are props that will be used on the stage.
She took out a long sword, and an incident that happened in Xiling Snow Mountain came to her mind.
At that time, Zhang Yuanwang's mother wanted to take revenge on the eldest sister, so she found a leper man to tarnish the innocence of the eldest sister.
In order to protect her eldest sister, she tried to cut her arm with a porcelain piece and fake the illusion that she was being held hostage by a leper man.
Later, he was stopped by Lord Quanchen.
He called her stupid.
Yes, why protect yourself by self-harm?
As long as you think about it calmly, there is always a way to get out of it.
She played with the long sword, Danfeng's eyes were full of shining brilliance, "Since I was a child, I have watched many scenes. Among them, the most poignant is the scene in "Farewell My Concubine", where Yu Ji kills herself. ”
She learned Hua Dan's walking style and tried to walk a few steps.
"The Han soldiers have been slighted, and they are embattled with singing ......"
She snorted softly, and lightly drew her long sword, resting her thin white neck.
"The king is exhausted, how can the concubine talk about life!"
The water sleeves were lightly raised, and the girl lowered her phoenix eyes.
The long sword swung across her thin neck, and her whole body was like a blooming national peony, pouring towards the ground with a poignant and desolate posture.
Liu Duanfang was fascinated.
He has also watched the play of "Farewell My Concubine", but there is no Hua Dan who is as beautiful and poignant as Nan Baoyi!
Nan Baoyi stood up casually, took out another sword from Bogu's shelf and handed it to him, and said playfully: "Compared with being a concubine for Cheng De, of course, it is better to be a lady." Cousin of the Liu family, if you can perform Yu Ji's demeanor, I will marry you! ”
Liu Duanfang didn't expect her to be relieved so easily!
Could it be because he is so good-looking?
He excitedly grabbed the sword and said three "good" words in a row.
As long as he can coax Nan Baoyi to marry him, don't let him play Yu Ji, even if he plays the eunuch, he will be happy!
He took the initiative to put on the water-sleeved costume handed by Nan Baoyi, and walked a few steps in a twisted manner, following her posture just now.
Nan Baoyi raised his eyebrows: "You are too restrained, let go." ”
Liu Duanfang smiled, "Sister Baoyi, don't worry, I will definitely give you the style of Yu Ji!" ”
He cleared his throat and hummed the ballad, following the shyness of his daughter's family.
"The king is exhausted, how can the concubine talk about life!"
After he finished singing, he deliberately threw a wink at Nan Baoyi.
He drew his sword and wiped his neck without hesitation.
Blood gushing.
The sword was bladed.
The smile on Liu Duanfang's face faded little by little.
Stunned, shocked, angry, hateful, desperate, all kinds of negative emotions intertwined on his face, making his expression look extraordinarily wonderful.
He fell to the ground with a thud.
But he's not dead yet.
Blood spread down the ground, and he gasped as he tried to reach out to Nan Baoyi.
His lips twitched, and he wanted to speak, but his throat was almost severed, and he couldn't make any sound.
Nan Baoyi's face was cold.
Yulouchun is her territory.
She knew that not all the weapons on Bogu's shelves were unbladed.
Sending Liu Duanfang to the West Heaven in this way, others will only think that he is committing suicide, and they will never suspect her.
She squatted down in front of Liu Duan, "Cousin of the Liu family, the Yu Ji you play has no grace at all, I'm afraid I can't marry you...... What are you talking about, 'slut'? ”
She covered her mouth with a handkerchief and laughed shyly.
She said gently: "False praise, the word 'slut' is more suitable for Nan Yan's mother and daughter and your whole family." I thank you for taking advantage of my family in your previous life, but you didn't save my family when they saw death, and humiliated my big brother in every way......
"Thank you for not changing your stubborn nature in this life, vainly trying to attack me, and giving me a reason to harm you. Oh no, I didn't harm you, the elder brother of the Liu family killed himself. You love to wear women's clothes, but you are not accepted by the world, so you choose to kill yourself...... Brother Liu, you are so perverted! ”
Liu Duanfang didn't understand what she said in front of her, but he was so angry by her words that he had a myocardial infarction.
He deeply realized that even the way to die was clearly arranged.
But he clearly didn't commit suicide!
He was killed alive by this slut!
His eyes were bloodshot, and he finally didn't mention it in one breath, so he went to see Hades!
Nan Baoyi stood up indifferently.
The sultry female voice sounded leisurely: "I thought that Boss Nan was an innocent little white rabbit, but I didn't expect that this little white rabbit actually had a sharp steel tooth...... Steel teeth that can bite people to death. ”
Nan Baoyi turned around.
Han Yanliang leaned in front of the door with his arms crossed, his smile full of teasing.
Nan Baoyi smiled: "When an ordinary girl sees a corpse, she must scream...... Boss Han is special. ”
She had a gut feeling that she was not an ordinary woman.
It's just that everyone has secrets, and she doesn't want to say more, so she doesn't ask more.
She walked outside, "I have always sought stability in my work, there will inevitably be accidents, there must be evidence of alibi, and the boss of Lao Fuhan will prepare one for me." ”
When I walked outside, I happened to bump into Nan Baozhu who came out of the costume next door after changing into a costume.
Nan Baozhu's little face was excited, and she turned in a circle proudly: "Jiaojiao, do you think I'm beautiful?" ”
The satin costumes are exquisite, and even the embroidery is superb.
As she turns in circles, the water sleeves, tassels, rings, etc. sway gracefully, which is very classical and gorgeous.
She covered her face and screamed: "I'm so beautiful, I'm so beautiful, I'm so beautiful!" ”
When she was finished, she raised her water sleeves again, covering half of her little face shyly, "Jiaojiao, can you help me draw a Hua Dan's makeup?" ”
Nan Baoyi looked at her and smiled.
Nan Baozhu was furious, "Okay, what are you laughing at?" Am I not beautiful? ”
"Zhuzhu, you are really my lucky star!"
Nan Baoyi hugged her warmly, and then excitedly went to pick up her costume.
She plans to perform on stage in person, anyway, the makeup is so heavy, I don't expect the audience to see that it is performed by two Hua Dan.
Wait until the end to reveal her identity, and the alibi is just right!
And this scene was written by her, and the lines are familiar.
She changed into her costume and went behind the scenes, and asked in a low voice, "What's the next scene?" ”
The eldest lady in charge of the play glanced at the booklet, a serious one: "In the seventh scene, "Nine Sons in a Row", the first child is a triplet, remember to stuff three pillows into the costume!" ”
Nan Baoyi: "......"
Giving birth to nine sons in a row?
This scene is so difficult.
Is it too late to quit now and change an alibi?
"It's on, it's on!"
The eldest lady urged, and saw that she was standing there like a goose without moving, so she simply stuffed three large pillows into her costume neatly, and pushed her onto the stage.
Facing the overwhelming audience, Nan Baoyi said that he was under pressure.
She reluctantly recalled the lines in the play, and shook her wide sleeves shyly: "The slave family's stomach hurts, and the slave family is afraid that she is going to give birth......"
Elegant seats on the second floor.
Xiao Yi played with the winning money, raised his eyebrows and looked at the stage.
Standing on the stage, who is it not Nan Jiaojiao?
The little girl held her round belly, "Ah, the slave family is going to give birth, the slave family is really going to give birth!" ”
After she finished shouting, the three large pillows stuffed in the costume accidentally rolled to the ground.
The audience was silent.
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We're not allowed to move around here for the New Year, so we're going to order instant noodles and noodles!
I really hope that the epidemic will end soon
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