On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I wish the brothers, the parents, the rich and the prosperous, and the auspicious in the summer.

Thanks: 08a, Xin Chao surging, Ghost Eye Butcher, Ultimate Emperor LHX, several food and clothing parents for their tips, thank you brothers.

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As soon as this person proposed to compose poems, Xu Xian knew that several of them were aimed at Huang Shaohong.

Xu Xian was a little helpless, he remembered that when they were studying together in the academy, these people had a very good attitude towards Huang Shaohong, so good that they could even be described as flattering.

If it weren't for this, Xu Xian would not have been able to invite these people to swim in the lake together, and invite people who don't like each other to travel together, wouldn't it be uncomfortable!

Unexpectedly, their former friends, now goodbye, their attitude towards Huang Shaohong has become so great.

In fact, Xu Xian was still naïve, he didn't think about what Huang Shaohong's identity was like before, and what is it like now?

In the past, when they were in school, Huang Shaohong's father was still a court official, and these people naturally had to rush to curry favor.

But now that the times have changed, things are wrong, the Huang family has fallen, and Huang Shaohong has no father's support, in the eyes of these former classmates, the Huang family is a broken household, so naturally there is no need to curry favor with him.

And the reality is like this, when you are beautiful, those who rush to please you, when you are down, are often the first to distance yourself from you, and even more, it is possible to turn around and step on your feet.

This is the case with the attitude of these people in front of them towards Huang Shaohong.

Xu Xian didn't understand the Tao in it, but he was not a fool, he was a teacher, and he had seen a lot of the little dirt between his students, and the same was true for these former classmates.

When we used to study together, Huang Shaohong's ability to compose poetry was not good, but now this person is proposing it, not for him.

Xu Xian immediately opened his mouth and persuaded the person who proposed:

"You don't have to write poetry......"

Xu Xian originally wanted to be a peacemaker, but the classmate who proposed it interrupted with a smile:

"Alas...... The Chinese language is bad, we haven't seen it for a long time, I want to come to all of you classmates have made progress in learning, today's tour of the lake has started to rise, just borrow the scenery and poetry, let everyone evaluate each other. ”

Wen Xuan, who was the rabbit master in his previous life, nodded in agreement:

"That's right, but what's the point of us just composing poems on the spot, how about we have a lottery game today?"

Huang Shaohong glanced at him with a smile in his eyes, and said in agreement:

"Okay, what kind of color, how to play, you can draw the next way!"

"Shaohong, how are you ......?"

Xu Xian is in a hurry, and said in his heart, can't you see that they are targeting you?

Huang Shaohong waved his hand: "Don't worry, Hanwen, don't worry!" ”

Xu Xian saw his indifferent appearance, and could only sigh in his heart, hoping that Wenxuan and the others would not make too much trouble.

At the same time, Xu Hanwen also made a decision in his heart, if they embarrassed Shaohong too much, it would be a big deal to break up and ask the boatman to dock directly, and never interact with these villains again.

Xu Xian was anxious, but he didn't know that the trouble in his eyes was just a spice in the eyes of the party Huang Shaohong.

At this time, he was the state of mind of the Buddha when he saw the Monkey King: "No matter how you monkey cubs jump, you can still jump out of Lao Tzu's palm!" ”

So he was happy to see these people behave, so he almost opened his mouth and said:

"Please hurry up and start your performance, I can't wait!"

When Wenxuan heard Huang Shaohong asking Caitou, a hint of success flashed in his eyes, and he said loudly:

"In this way, let's all write a poem about today's trip to the lake, or the current scenery, evaluate each other, and judge the worst one, jump off the boat and swim back by ourselves!"

Xu Xian's face changed, and he couldn't even say it!

Na Wenxuan waved his hand and said: "We have been classmates for many years, we know the roots, and there will be no danger in everyone's water nature, so it's a big deal to let the boatman throw a plank down, that is!" ”

After he finished speaking, he turned his head to Huang Shaohong and said with a smile:

"Shaohong, you were very bold back then, you wouldn't dare, right? Of course, if you admit that you are a waste, a coward, then you can read a work of your predecessors, after all, we can't force a waste to compose a poem, you say yes! ”

These words are already nakedly targeted.

What was happening outside, the woman in white and the little young girl in the cabin could hear it clearly, and the latter even opened a gap in the window, wanting to see how Huang Shaohong responded.

When Xu Xian heard that Wenxuan was targeting his friend like this, he stood up with a flushed face and said, "Okay, then I'll come first!" ”

After he finished speaking, he directly recited a song "Spring Trip to Qiantang Lake" by Bai Juyi.

"Gushan Temple is in the west of Jia Ting, and the water surface is flat at the beginning of the clouds."

"A few early warblers compete for warm trees, and whose new swallows peck the spring mud."

"The flowers are getting more and more charming, and the asakusa can have no horseshoe."

"I love the lack of eastward travel of the lake, and the white sand embankment in the green poplar shade."

This poem "Spring Trip to Qiantang Lake" is suitable for the occasion, talking about a spring trip to the West Lake, but when this poem is read, the expressions of the people on the boat are different.

Xu Xian finished reading it and said loudly:

"I'm a waste coward, I'm afraid that I will swim back, so I have to replace it with the poems of my predecessors, and you classmates will laugh!"

After speaking, he sat down with a flushed face.

In the cabin, the woman in white nodded slowly, a hint of appreciation flashed in her eyes, and said:

"This son is a benevolent and righteous man!"

Xiaoqing pouted and said, "He's stupid, okay!" ”

Outside the cabin, the rabbit master Wenxuan looked at Xu Xian with some annoyance.

Just now he wanted to provoke Huang Shaohong with his words, thinking that in front of so many people, there was a woman like a flower in the bed, and the other party couldn't think of himself as a waste coward.

But he didn't want Xu Xian to stand up and admit it first, but this time he gave Huang Shaohong a step down, after all, there were pioneers, and he chose to replace them with the poems of his predecessors, so it was no big deal.

Seeing Wen Xuan looking at him, Xu Xian looked at him without showing weakness, and the latter snorted coldly and turned to Huang Shaohong and said:

"Shaohong, you didn't admit defeat back then, wouldn't you also learn Chinese, and consider yourself a waste, right?"

Xu Xian hurriedly turned his head and persuaded: "Shaohong......"

Huang Shaohong gave Xu Xian a grateful look, waved his hand to calm him down, and then nodded: "Of course not, it's just a game, what kind of waste is not waste, just follow what you said, let's start!" ”

"Alas, Shaohong, how can you ......" Xu Xian hurriedly whispered: "Even if Shaohong can make good poems, how can they be fair......

Huang Shaohong also said in a low voice: "Don't worry, you can't suffer a loss!" ”

Wen Xuan saw the two of them whispering, for fear that Huang Shaohong would regret it, so he immediately stood up from his seat and said:

"Since it's the game I'm proposing next, I'll do it first!"

This Wen Xuan was a little improvised, shook his head, and suddenly clapped his hands and smiled: "With ......"

"Boat across the broken bridge to the West Lake,

The blue water and the strange peaks are difficult to read.

Let's make the lake and the landscape beautiful.

In the same boat, there is no ordinary. ”

This rabbit master Wenxuan, when he said the last sentence of 'crossing the ordinary in the same boat', he gestured with his hand and included the other two classmates and the attic cabin where Xiaoqing was.

While composing poems, he praised these people by the way, but only omitted Huang Shaohong and Xu Xian.

Obviously, this person is small-minded, Xu Xian's actions just now have been hated by him, and he and Huang Shaohong are all damaged as ordinary people, and they are not worthy of being with them!

The other two scholars clapped their hands at the same time, and looked at Huang Shaohong and Xu Xian with a smile at the same time.

Huang Shaohong was funny in his heart, just this limerick, what is good!

He turned his head to the lake and spat out, "Phew, what the hell!" ”

After speaking, he smiled at a few people and said, "I'm sorry, there are flying insects in my mouth!" ”

Wen Xuan's three faces were ugly, and the woman in white and Xiaoqing in the cabin covered their mouths and smiled at the same time.

Xiaoqing said: "This person is still quite interesting, but the rabbit's poems are indeed too bad!" ”

The woman in white couldn't help but shake her head and smile when she saw Xiaoqing's look of understanding very well:

"Xiaoqing, you are so good, you don't even know the words, you can hear the good or bad poems!"

Xiaoqing, who pretended to be a master, broke his work in an instant, and did not follow the way:

"Oh sister, who said that if you can't read, you don't know poetry!"

"Then make a song and I'll listen to it!"

Xiaoqing's eyes rolled and pointed out:

"Look, they're writing poetry again!"

Next, the two scholars also stood up and wrote a poem each, although it was not good, but it was neat, and it was not too bad.

So, everyone's eyes fell on Huang Shaohong, to see how he responded with poetry.

Wen Xuan's eyes were all ill-intentioned, and they even imagined in their hearts that Huang Shaohong fell into the water for a while, and they laughed at each other on the painting boat and fell into the well.

After waiting for a long time, Huang Shaohong's old god was there without any movement.

Beside Wen Xuan, the scholar who proposed to compose a poem stepped forward and was about to greet him, when suddenly he '......' and a snoring sound came out of Huang Shaohong's nose.

This thing actually fell asleep with his eyes open!

Xiaoqing's stomach hurt in the cabin, and she said that this scholar was too interesting, and the woman in white couldn't help but laugh.

Xu Xian hurriedly said:

"Since Shaohong is asleep, then forget it, let the boat family serve wine and food, let's all have a good time!"

Wen Xuan raised his eyebrows and said, "This can't be done, we have said it in advance!" ”

Suddenly, Huang Shaohong sighed, as if he had just woken up from a drowsy, and asked, "Who should compose poetry?" ”

Wen Xuan said amused and angry: "Huang Shaohong, you are actually snoring with your eyes open, you don't want to play tricks!" ”

Huang Shaohong wiped the unwarranted saliva at the corner of his mouth, and said as a matter of course:

"What's the trick, the main thing is that your poems are too bad, not even limericks, that's why I fell asleep!"

Wen Xuan and the other two classmates laughed angrily:

"Okay, it's your turn, you make a poem for us to enjoy!"

"Uh-huh......"

Huang Shaohong coughed lightly, stood up and walked around the painting boat, shaking his head as if looking for inspiration, Xu Xian was worried that his hands were sweating.

Xiaoqing in the cabin said with some expectation: "Sister, I have a hunch that this son's poems must be excellent!" ”

The woman in white glanced at the girl, and said in her heart that whoever is good-looking, you can say who is good!

Wen Xuan and the three of them all looked at Huang Shaohong with a gloating expression.

As a result, Huang Shaohong walked around on the boat, walked around, for a full two quarters of an hour, and it was half an hour in the real world, and he didn't hold back a word.

The others yawned, and Wen Xuan said angrily:

"Huang Shaohong, if you can't do it, you just admit defeat and jump from here!"

"Who said I couldn't do it!"

At this time, on the lake in front of the painting boat, a group of white geese swam by, and Huang Shaohong slapped the railing: "Yes, you listen well......

"A flock of geese ...... down the mountain"

As soon as he said it, Wen Xuan and the others burst into laughter, and a classmate pointed to the goose on the lake and said:

"Hey, you're not blind, that goose is in the middle of the lake, not under the mountain!"

Huang Shaohong glared at him: "Is the coffin board on sale?" If you rush to buy it, you will leave first, what a hurry, my second sentence is 'boo drive down the river'! ”

After he finished speaking, he said the last two sentences in one go:

"If you are hungry and catch geese in the river, you might as well go home and hoe your wife!"

As soon as this poem came out, it was earth-shattering, and the people on the ship were stupid, only Xiaoqing in the cabin clapped his hands and said:

"Good poetry, good poetry, by the way, sister, what does the wife mean, is it the meaning of the old woman? Why did he hoe the old woman with a hoe? ”

The woman in white glanced at her sister: "You don't even understand what it means, but it's good poetry?" Wife also has the meaning of wife, he should be talking about wife, his poem, it is really ......"

She just wanted to describe it as 'unbearable', but she saw Xiaoqing let out a somewhat disappointed 'ah' and said, "It turns out that he has a wife......

The woman in white has nothing to say, she really wants to ask her sister, is this the point? But on second thought, if this is the case, then it is really a problem......

But soon the two girls were relieved, and outside Wen Xuan pointed at Huang Shaohong and laughed:

"Whether this is a poem or not, let's not talk about it first, Huang Shaohong, do you have a wife? Who would marry their daughter to you in a shabby like you! ”

Huang Shaohong spread his hands: "No, so I'm talking about hoeing your wife, as long as the hoe is used well, let's learn cat meow together, meow meow together......"

That Wen Xuan's smile froze on his face, he had just gotten married last month, and now when he heard this, a picture subconsciously appeared in his mind, and his heart was immediately as uncomfortable as eating a dead fly.

Huang Shaohong slapped his face:

"Okay, let's start judging, whoever loses and jumps into the lake, then I'll say it first, I think Huang Shaohong, that is, the poem I made is good, I should win, all three of you lost....."

He turned his head and asked Xu Xian, "What does Hanwen think?" ”

Xu Xianxin said that we can still have a face, he really wants to help Huang Shaohong, but he can't do anything to open his eyes and talk nonsense.

Unexpectedly, Huang Shaohong saw that he didn't speak, and turned to Wen Xuan and the others: "Hanwen has no objections, what about you?" ”

Xu Xian: "......"

Wen Xuan said angrily: "It's obvious that you lost!" ”

Huang Shaohong's eyes widened: "Want to play Lai?" ”

got up and grabbed Wen Xuan's neck, threw it with one hand, and threw the cargo off the ship.

The two classmates were just about to help, but Huang Shaohong picked them up one by one and threw them down.

Huang Shaohong smiled, let your conspiracy and tricks calculate, I will do my best to break it!

The three of them fell into the lake with their hands and feet, and the water was cold in the spring, although they knew the water, they were also shivering and scolding.

Huang Shaohong stood at the bow of the boat and said to them:

"The three of them are really believers, they are willing to gamble and lose, and they are admired and admired!"

After he finished speaking, he turned his head to Xu Xian and smiled:

"Oops, I won by accident, I'm so literary ......!"

Xu Xian was speechless, why didn't he see this little hair so shameless before!

The boatman saw that someone had fallen into the water, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly ran over, and Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand to stop him:

"It's okay, they're a little seasick, and if they want to swim back by themselves, just throw a plank at each of them!"

When he spoke, he used the 'Soul Shifting Dafa 2.0' boatman immediately calmed down, believed Huang Shaohong's words, and complained:

"What a seasick boat does, it's really frustrating!"

After saying that, he found three planks from behind and threw them down, and he didn't hear the sound of the three people asking to save them from the boat.

Xu Xian shook his head and smiled bitterly, wanting to intercede with Huang Shaohong for the three of them, but the latter laughed and interrupted directly.

When the boatman asked if he wanted to serve the wine and food, Xu Xian waved his hand sullenly and refused, and after seeing the rabbit master and the three swim to the shore, he asked the boatman to dock the boat.

Huang Shaohong thought about it, and planned to take Xu Xian to eat shabu-shabu in his chrysanthemum garden, this friend has a good temperament, but he can make friends.

The painting boat gradually landed, Xu Xian and Huang Shaohong were already standing at the bow of the boat and preparing to land, and Xiaoqing in the cabin said anxiously:

"Sister, they're leaving, you have to think of a way!"

The woman in white smiled faintly when she heard this, and when the painting boat was moored at the pier and the two of them boarded the gangplank, she took a glass of water and wine, opened the window sash, and splashed it into the sky.

The next moment, the weather that was originally sunny, suddenly rained heavily, and Xu Xian, who was still on the springboard, was drenched like a chicken in soup.

Huang Shaohong just turned back to the boat when the raindrops fell, and there was a canopy to cover it, but it was not caught by the heavy rain.

Xu Xian also trotted back to the boat, and said hurriedly: "We didn't bring umbrellas, what can we do?" ”

Huang Shaohong was about to speak, when suddenly someone behind him said:

"People don't stay guests, since God doesn't let the two sons get off the boat, it's better to wait for the rain to stop before leaving, our sisters scalded water and wine, it's better to drink a glass to warm up your body!"

This voice is like a pearl falling on a jade plate, it can't be said to be good, just listen to this voice to know that that person should also be a beautiful person.