"Of course you've seen me, I think the two of us ate roast pork together in Guanchiya back then!" Wang Dali slowly got up and said.

Hurriedly stepped forward to support Wang Dali's bull head and horse face heard Wang Dali mention Guanchiya, and immediately understood who the person in front of him was, and said

"Oh, isn't this Lord Wang! It's been a long time, how did you get old like this? Didn't you say that after being hired as an employee of the God Rent Pavilion, you will live forever? ”

Niu Touma said as he spoke, and hurriedly said to Wang Dali with a smile on his face.

"Oops! Don't mention it, I'm not a person from the Divine Rent Pavilion now, how can there be immortality, it won't be long before I will come to your underworld to report, you have to be merciful to my subordinates for the sake of old friendships in the past! So I can cast a good tire! Wang Dali was full of instructions to the bull head and horse noodles.

Hearing Niu Tou Ma Mian and Wang Dali's words to you, it was endless, and the black and white impermanence next to him was a little impatient, and said: "Now that it's time to eat, let's talk while eating!" ”

As soon as the soybean next to him heard that he was going to eat, he couldn't help but think of the big fish and meat last time, and quickly nodded happily.

Seeing that he only cared about catching up with his old friends and delaying the adult's meal, it was terrible, Niu Tou Ma Mian hurriedly supported Wang Dali, took the soybeans, and went to the canteen of the underworld.

White steamed buns, cabbage soup. This is the canteen food in the prefecture.

Huang Dou saw that there was the same food on every table, and groups of ghosts were gobbling up food, and Huang Dou on the side couldn't help but swallow his saliva with difficulty.

"Adults! Come and sit here! Black and white impermanence said as he motioned for the adults to hurry up and take their seats.

"This lunch is a little simple!" Huang Dou looked at the same white steamed buns and cabbage soup on the table, and he couldn't help frowning at all because of the richness of the previous dinner, thinking to himself, has Difu recently avoided fasting and eaten vegetarian?

"No, my lord, our underworld originally had a very good meal, thanks to the offerings in the world, but since last month, I don't know how, the world has provided fewer and fewer offerings, so we have to eat steamed buns every day, willing cabbage!" The bull-headed horse said as he gulped down the steamed bun with hard teeth.

Man: "Oops! I didn't expect that there was also a food crisis in the underworld! It seems that being a ghost is not as good as imagined! ”

Woman: "It's better to eat than to starve."

"By the way, old man, what is the situation you just told Niu Tou Ma Mian about eating roast whole pigs in Guanchiya?" As soon as Soybeans heard that people were eating delicious food, they hurriedly asked, wanting to fill their stomachs.

"Oh! You said about Guanchiya! At that time, it must have been nearly 70 years from now! At that time, I was still a vigorous young man, because I had the eyes of the sky, and I played prestige everywhere, eradicated the evil and eradicated the evil, wandered among the gods and ghosts, and lived a very comfortable life.

Once, after I completed the mission assigned to me by Lord Shenyue Pavilion to find the Wood Tiger Thorn, I was once again assigned to the task of searching for the thousand-year-old corpse flat grass with the bull head and horse face of the underworld. ”

"Millennial corpse flat grass? What is that for? When Huang Dou heard this word that he had never been exposed to, he couldn't help but ask Wang Dali curiously.

Wang Dali bit the steamed bun like a stone hard, and found that he couldn't bite at all without teeth, so he struggled for a while, so he had to give up and continue to answer the question of soybeans.

"This Tiannian corpse flat grass was originally asked by the king of Yama to find our Lord of the Divine Rent Pavilion, because the wife of the king of Yama had a strange disease that was rare in the world at that time, and her whole body was convulsed, and she was sick for at least five hours a day, and each hour had to be repeated several times.

After learning that there is a flaming mountain in a different place, although it is made of several volcanoes stacked on top of each other, the surrounding temperature is also extremely high, is there still a danger of volcanic eruption? According to the Fahrenheit temperature of humans, it should be nearly 100 degrees Celsius, but there are all kinds of flowers and birds there, and they are full of life.

Because I have the Celestial Eye that can see through all divine powers, I sent him to carry out this mission with the bull head and horse face. ”

Speaking of this, Wang Dali took a big sip of cabbage soup.

"Yes, yes! At that time, I followed Wang Dali, Ao, no, it was Wang Dali when I was young, and I climbed several volcanoes together, endured the heat, and finally found the legendary place where there was a corpse flat grass, and the moment I saw the corpse flat grass, it really frightened me, because I had never seen this kind of fairy grass that could cure the lady's disease. ”

Speaking of this, the bull head and horse face deliberately widened his eyes to arouse the curiosity of the listeners.

"What kind of fairy grass?" The black and white impermanence next to him also suddenly asked with a curious face.

"If you want to talk about the corpse flat grass, it's magical, it's a bit like a mimosa in the world, but it looks very weird, it's a human girl, not only has a nose and a mouth, looks beautiful and delicate, but also blinks her eyes, but she has no hands and no feet." After Wang Dali forcibly swallowed a bowl of cabbage soup, he looked lewd.

"That's it, that's it, that corpse grass grows so beautifully, if you touch its body lightly with your hand, it will blush!" When the bull head and horse face said this, the dull donkey's face was shiny, as if he was telling others that he had not touched it at that time.

"Then you picked the corpse grass?" Soybean's curiosity was brought to the top, and he continued to ask curiously.

"Of course, don't look at my old road now, I can't walk anymore, I think I also had a brute force back then!" Wang Dali said, and the old man's face suddenly became a little more energetic.

"At that time, we finally found the corpse grass like a girl, so naturally we had to quickly pick it back and return to life. Unexpectedly, just when we were about to pinch off the stem of the corpse grass, the corpse grass suddenly screamed, which really frightened us, and we thought that there was a woman around who was raped! ”

Hearing this, the soybeans and black and white impermanence almost squirted out the cabbage soup that had been drunk in their mouths.

At this time, we were still thinking about the magic of this corpse grass, but we didn't expect that its unique scream actually attracted countless boars on the Guanchi Ya, and the momentum at that time, not to mention how scary it was. Originally, the entire Guanchi Ya only grew such a corpse flat grass for thousands of years, and this was going to be trampled on by these stupid pigs, how can we go back to pay the errand!

So we just had one on the left hand and one on the right hand, and directly killed all the 180 boars attracted by the screams, and in the next few hundred years, all the sows were disordered, and they had to match the mothers and mothers! ”

Speaking of this, Wang Dali and Niu Tou Ma Mian drank as if they had won a battle, holding the bottom of the little remaining cabbage soup bowl.

"Then after that, did you pick the corpse grass and eat the roasted whole pig?" Soybeans drooled as they listened to the other party's story.

"Of course, you can only eat some offerings to be ghosts, there is no meal, but that time in Guanchiya, eat authentic roasted wild boar, not to mention how fragrant, the task that was completed in a few days, because we are reluctant to waste those dead pigs, we have been grinding in Guanchiya for a month, all kinds of pig feasts, one hundred and eighty practices, we basically ate them all!"

Speaking of this, Niu Tou Ma Mian couldn't help but lick his tongue, as if the food had been eaten yesterday.

After telling the story, a few people suddenly fell into embarrassment, because the food was too tempting and the description was too real, and now when they saw a few hard steamed buns that had not been finished, they couldn't help but feel like vomiting.