"Master, you take these barbecues, and I'll bring you more barbecue."

Jiang Li'er handed the poisonous orphan mother-in-law a bulging paper bag, and directly ignored a certain old man who was waiting next to her.

"Good apprentice, otherwise, the teacher will accompany you over, you can't be tired apprentice." Hmph, when he knows who roasted this meat, he will definitely tie that person back and roast him...... One year!

"Master, you are old, this little thing will trouble your old man, if you accidentally lose it halfway, it will not be good."

The old man waved his hand indifferently: "How old is the master, how can he lose it?" ”

Jiang Li'er tilted her head to look at him, and her tone was gloomy: "Really? Shi Niang will be worried when she is home alone. ”

The old man wanted to shake his head to tell them not to worry, but when he looked up, he found that his wife and apprentice were looking at him with strange eyes.

The face clearly wrote: As long as you dare to go, it is absolutely impossible without accidents.

“……”

The poisonous old man swallowed his saliva, and his back was a little cold: "It's okay if I don't go!" ”

The poisonous orphan's mother-in-law immediately smiled, turned her head to Jiang Li'er and said kindly: "Ah Li, go have fun, pay attention to safety on the road." ”

"Okay, Master, I'll be careful on the road."

"Master, this is the barbecue for you, the only requirement is that you are not allowed to tie people up." Jiang Li'er glared at him, not reminding him, this old man can do anything.

"Okay, okay." The poisonous old man agreed.

I am so touched, my own apprentice still loves him and will still prepare food for him.

"Come apprentice, this is the latest poison invented by the master, the taste is light and elegant, and it will definitely make people unguardable."

Jiang Li'er took it and looked at it curiously: Itching potion, the person who is poisoned by this poison will be extremely itchy for an hour, the real itch, scratching is useless. (Note: This poison is an indiscriminate attack, please take the antidote in advance.) ）

“……”

This is thanks to her taking a look, otherwise when she really uses it, it will be tickled there like the place, wouldn't it be very embarrassing.

"Master, is there no antidote?"

"......" The poisonous old man looked at her speechlessly: "Apprentice, your master and your master have long been invulnerable, so what antidote can you prepare?" ”

"Master, your apprentice and I are not good enough at the moment." According to the old saying, she is a little goblin who has just cultivated.

"That's the teacher...... That's fine, this poison is easy to detoxify, just soak it in water. ”

“…… Stinky old man, I knew you weren't reliable. Jiang Li'er stared at the poisonous old man with her big eyes, and he felt guilty for not giving it.

The original face of his apprentice is the appearance of the granddaughter he misses!

"Take it, take it, isn't it just the antidote to worry about me!"

"Thank you, Master."

That's right, there is no antidote, what should I do if I poison myself when I am poisoned?

It's not like she's never seen someone like Fan stupid.

"Master, Master, I'm leaving."

"Be careful on the road."

"Apprentice, someone is bullying you, don't coax it, use poison casually, and the master will help you carry it if anything happens."

“…… Master, I just went to see my apprentice and will be back soon. ”

This is said as if she didn't come back after going out of school.

"In short, be careful on the road, in case something goes ......"

"Bang!"

"Old man, shut up if you can't speak."