Huang Dou, who got up again, looked around and said, "How does this world seem to be different from what I used to be." ”

Female: "Yes, yes, I also found out, was our Wu Zhou Dynasty also struck by thunder?" ”

Man: "What, are you from the Wu Zhou Dynasty?" Wu Zetian period? ”

Woman: "yes, what is this?" Through? ”

Man: "yes, you haven't watched TV!" Oh, yes, your dynasty doesn't have a TV yet! ”

"What are you all talking about, I'm hungry, where is there anything to eat? Is there garbage nearby? Soybean said as he touched his rumbling belly.

Man: "What, garbage?" No, there is no such thing in this world, if you want to find garbage, you are grabbing business with those who ask for food. Even the sanitation workers won't let you go! ”

"Ah, what should I do, before I was chained to my son, I was a free body, I wanted to find food wherever I wanted, and I chose what I wanted to eat. But now, there is Bai Huahua's inedible hard and toothless soil left on the ground, and I want to lick some fresh soil, and even the flowers on the side are disgusted that I occupy its place. Huang Dou complained.

Woman: "That's it, I don't see the world as well!" ”

Man: "I'm really speechless, I haven't seen the world when I look at you, this is a highway, of course, except for the white cement road and passing cars, there is nothing!" ”

Woman: "Highway? Oh, that's almost the same as our world, it's all roads! ”

Male: "······"

Listening to the two guys babbling in their heads, the hungry soybean decided to fend for himself, sticking his nose around and smelling the surroundings.

Man: "Hey, that dog, don't smell it, I still have some bread in my bag on the side of the road, you can take it out and eat it!" ”

As soon as Huang Dou heard that there was something to eat, he quickly ran to him and picked up the bag. Pulling left and right to find a way to open the bag.

Man: "Hey, dead dog, don't mess around, I bought this bag newly, it's very expensive!" ”

"This bag can't be opened!" The soybeans were still tearing violently.

Man: "Over there, yes, there's a black tab on the edge of the bag, you grab it with your hand, pull it to the right and open it." ”

"This? To the right, what is right? Huang Dou couldn't understand what the male voice was saying at all, so he pulled it indiscriminately. Coincidentally, the zipper was really pulled by the soybeans, and it was opened all at once.

The backpack that was suddenly pulled apart also fell out of the insides. When the soybeans saw that there was really food in it, they picked up the bread and nibbled on it, ignoring the things scattered all over the ground.

Man: "Oh my God, don't spoil my information, I'm going to the police station on Monday to report it!" ”

Woman: "The police?" What is it for? ”

Man: "The police station is like your yamen in the past!" I just got accepted and today was supposed to be a good day for me, but I didn't expect it to turn into a mourning day! Woo woo..."

Woman: "Okay, okay, don't cry, we're all dead, and now let a dog take advantage, there's no choice but to resign yourself to fate!" ”

"What are you talking about! I'm not used to being a human being, how good it is to be a dog, there are not so many rules, you can do whatever you want! The soybean after eating the last bite of bread said as he licked the scraps from the plastic bag.