Chapter 165: Meng Lang: It's okay! Dreams are all reversed!
At the same time, inside the bedroom of the Four Seasons Hotel.
Rose quietly shrunk in the corner, holding her mobile phone and admiring her "masterpiece" with a successful expression of stealing chickens.
It was a set of intimate photos that she secretly posed for when Meng Lang was asleep and got up in the middle of the night.
'Dali, this is the last thing my sister can do for you!' ’
After encrypting the photos and uploading them to the computer, the girl put away her phone contentedly.
Raising her eyes, seeing that Meng was still lying in bed, Rose chuckled and jumped to the bathroom to start washing.
The girl was in a good mood, but Meng Lang was having a terrible nightmare at this time.
In the dream, he became bald and weak, and degenerated into a submissive monk in a world surrounded by danger.
The only thing to be thankful for is that although many things have changed, Meng Mou's innate beauty in the prosperous world still does not give up on him.
On this day, Shuai Bimeng Sanzang didn't know what was going on, and he agreed to the emperor's request with a stroke of brain, and wanted to take the test tube to the west to surprise him.
So, Bald Lang found his squinting big apprentice, the long-haired second apprentice who loved to yawn, and the third apprentice of the wealth fan with his own golden light special effect and set off towards the western sky together.
With his outstanding driving skills, Meng Sanzang drove a Mercedes-Benz down the mountain and up the trees, and after countless disasters but maintained his safe driving record without danger.
Who knew that there were unforeseen circumstances in the sky, when their master and apprentice came to a place called "Daughter Country", one accidentally overturned the car-
Originally, it was just a routine summons, but just because he was looked at in the crowd, Bald Lang unfortunately exposed his peerless handsome face.
The big-eyed queen of the country was fascinated by the heroic Meng Sanzang at a glance, and sent her daughter Guoshi, who was known as an invincible opponent in the world, to the hotel to propose to him, wanting Bald Lang to stay and become the queen of this daughter country.
"Stay! Which loess doesn't bury people~" pinched the can in his hand, and the national teacher said.
"Yes, Master! The bald man doesn't suffer immediate losses, let's promise her first, and then find a way to escape. The squinting big apprentice also persuaded.
Of course, he was very chicken thief and concealed the fact that the big-eyed king was his cousin.
"This ...... All right. Under pressure, Meng Sanzang had no choice but to agree to the marriage without embarrassment.
The bald wave who is dedicated to the Buddha has warned himself countless times in his heart that even if he is in the purgatory of the world where there are red and pink skeletons everywhere, even if he has to be knocked out of the bones and marrow by the king of beautiful girls with big and small eyes every day, even if he is a man but can only lie behind a woman and silently endure the rotten life of clothes to reach out for food and open his mouth, he must be strong and not laugh...... Ahh You can't cry!
Finally, when the day of marriage came, just when Meng Sanzang was about to be carried into the No. 3601 bedroom by the queen in a sedan chair, he suddenly heard an extremely familiar voice in front of him:
"Which are you! The man who grabbed Lao Tzu's house for Sazi? ”
Bald Lang was shocked, and immediately opened the sedan curtain and looked back, only to see a sloppyly dressed, but bumpy and cute scorpion with a sloppy figure stopped in front of the kissing team, and half of the uneaten cucumber fell from his mouth.
"Treasure ...... Baby! Seeing the familiar Lian, Meng Lang was frightened into a cold sweat and woke up immediately.
"Whew...... Call...... It's okay, it's going to be okay! Didn't the old people say that dreams are all reversed! Wiping the beads of sweat from the corners of his forehead, Meng muttered with a look of fear on his face.
"What are you talking about~ What is the opposite?" As soon as Rose, who had returned to her ancient beauty dress again, heard Meng Lang's self-talk as soon as she returned to the room, and couldn't help but ask.
"I didn't ...... It's nothing. "How dare Meng tell the truth? After two vague words, he immediately changed the topic and said, "By the way, we are going to go to the sea to play today!" It's not early, so I'm going to wash up. ”
After saying that, Meng Lang rushed towards the bathroom as if he were running away......
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Let's turn the picture to the neon country on the other side of the ocean, Penglai Island.
After the new rain in the empty mountain, the weather is late in autumn, and after the baptism of rain, there is an indescribable fresh breath on the small Rotten Ke Mountain.
Zhuge Qing woke up from his coma and saw it when he entered the crack...... Blinding sunlight.
Raising his hand to block the slit, Zhuge Qing showed a relaxed and relieved smile on his face.
"Green! Are you awake? Seeing his movements, Fu Rong, who had been holding an umbrella and keeping watch by his side all night, immediately came up and touched the east and west with a nervous expression, "Why did you suddenly faint here yesterday?" Anything feels wrong? ”
The corner of the gap swept to Jia Zhengliang, who saw that he had woken up and had run quickly to the front, and Xiao Zizai, who was meditating not far away, and was smiling and nodding at himself at this time, Zhuge Fox couldn't help but feel warm in his heart.
He stretched out his big hand and grabbed the girl's little hand in the palm of his hand, looked closely at her bloodshot eyes, and said seriously: "Rong'er, I succeeded!" ”
"Success? What success? "The girl who hasn't slept all night is a little sluggish.
"It's the 'legacy' I told you about before!"
"Now I have not only practiced the strongest spell of the Wuhou faction - Samadhi True Fire, but also got the inheritance on this Penglai Island by chance, and I have learned an additional spell that is no less than Samadhi True Fire, and I have made a lot of money this time!"
Seeing Zhuge Qing's excited appearance, Fu Rong was very happy for him, but the delicate women's concerns were often a little different from those of straight men, and she was still a little worried and asked:
"But Qing, I saw that you vomited blood before, your face was distorted, and you still said a few nonsense words from time to time, did you really leave any dark wounds?"
"Don't worry, Rong'er, I've fully recovered." As he spoke, Zhuge Qing stood up and brushed the mud on his clothes, turned his head to look at Xiao Zizai and shouted, "Brother Xiao, I just want to find someone to feed me, let's take a break for a while and go to find trouble with the neon people!" ”
"Interesting proposal, that's it!" Xiao Zizi smiled, stood up and took the lead towards the guest room......
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The picture turned again, and they all went to the train in the magic capital.
"Huh! Beer, drinks, mineral water~ Peanuts and melon seeds grilled fish fillets~ Trouble your feet to move~"
"Flight attendant! Please bring me a can of beer! ”
"Okay, a can of beer for you."
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"Ton-ton-ton-ha~"
Xu Si drank the beer in his hand in one go, let out a comfortable breath, and felt that the dry mouth of the night just now had faded slightly.
"Baby, after my analysis for the past few hours, do you understand the seriousness of the matter?"
Feng Baobao: (???? ˇ?? ˇ????)!
"Uh-huh! I know~" The girl nodded violently.
"Okay, you can repeat it, what should you do after you arrive in the Demon Capital, in order to snatch Lao Meng back."
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