Chapter 771: Worked as a veterinarian
"Phil, this is an accident, and it has to be an accident, you know?"
Fury did not order coercive measures against Huang Shaohong or conduct a responsibility investigation, but 'seriously' blamed the accident on an accident.
Coulson did not object to this in the end, because he was a very rational agent and knew that Fury was considering the overall situation, and this Mr. Huang in front of him must have something that S.H.I.E.L.D. needs to woo.
And strictly speaking, this incident was indeed an accident.
If it was really the movement of the 'Mjolnir' that caused this accident, then when he first saw this thing, Coulson himself tried all kinds of ways to move it, but it didn't work.
After figuring out all this, Coulson sighed after putting down the phone, and even apologized to Huang Shaohong:
"Please forgive me for being a little out of control just now, in fact, I can't blame you for this matter, even I have wanted to move this hammer before, the difference is that I have tried all kinds of methods without success, but Mr. Huang, you have successfully moved it!"
Huang Shaohong was really surprised this time, is Coulson's temperament so good? Now he is exculpating himself.
Huang Shaohong is like this, he doesn't like to bully honest people, if others respect him, he can respect others, and he was a little embarrassed immediately, so he also said:
"Although it was an accident just now, but strictly speaking, I am not without responsibility at all, so let's do it, I still have some skills in treating injuries, you go and see if there are any who are not dead, as long as there is still a breath of air, I can save their lives!"
Although Coulson does not have much hope for Huang Shaohong's medical skills, there is a shortage of medical staff now, and since he took the initiative, he can only be a dead horse doctor.
At this time, the thunder and lightning outside stopped, and it was pouring rain, Coulson immediately ordered the uninjured people to carry all the people who were struck by lightning outside to receive treatment from Huang Shaohong, and at the same time call for support through the communicator.
In a few moments, the wounded were all carried in, including the guy who claimed to be 'Thor' who had fallen at the entrance.
Hawkeye looked at this guy with a scorched upper body, and said in surprise: "This is not dead? ”
It turned out that Thor was wearing a half-sleeved T-shirt, and the other S.H.I.E.L.D. operatives who were struck by lightning were all wearing combat uniforms and bulletproof vests, which were more than him, so from the outside, this product looked like the most miserable among the wounded.
Coulson glanced at it and said, "I guess I can't save such an injury, right?" ”
Huang Shaohong raised his eyebrows: "This product is fateful!" ”
Coulson heard what Huang Shaohong said, and just as he was about to ask, a surviving member of the action team came in and reported:
"Sir, we found this woman outside the camp!"
As he spoke, there was already a colleague behind him, and a petite white beauty with clear eyebrows was pulled in.
Coulson looked at the white beauty, frowned, and asked, "Have we met somewhere?" ”
The white beauty was still a little nervous when she first came in, but at this time she let go and said loudly: "Of course I did, I'm Jane Foster, an astrophysicist, and you stole my research materials in a nearby town!" ”
After she finished speaking, her eyes swept to Thor, who was split into 'Li Kui' on the ground, and exclaimed:
"Oh, the cake seller, this is Thor?"
She and Thor came together, and they also saw Thor being struck by lightning, and now they couldn't help but exclaim when they saw each other so miserable.
Coulson's eyes froze: "You know?" ”
Jane Foster was stared at by Coulson, her eyes were a little evasive, and she said with a little nervousness:
He ...... He's my colleague, he's just drunk too much, you know, you've stolen our common research results, and our life's work has been in vain......"
In the original plot, Thor was also controlled by the people of S.H.I.E.L.D. in this way, and when he was rescued later, it was probably the same rhetoric.
But it was a colleague of Jane Foster, Dr. Eric Sylvig, who would later go to fruition.
The old man's acting skills were better than Jane's, and he had prepared in advance to prepare fake information for Thor that could be queried, which successfully deceived Coulson and freed Thor.
Of course, in that case, it was also Thor who didn't show anything, and a mortal was not worthy of Coulson's in-depth investigation, otherwise the fake information they prepared would not have been able to hide from S.H.I.E.L.D.'s investigation.
That's the case in the plot, but now, Jane's acting skills are obviously not up to par, and she didn't prepare fake information in advance, just after she finished speaking, the lights in the base flickered for a while, and they all lit up, the temporary power supply had been repaired by technicians, and the instruments that had not been damaged were also back to work.
Coulson nodded expressionlessly: "Okay, what do you say his name is?" Let's look up his information now......"
"This ......"
Jane was not good at lying, and was immediately speechless when asked.
Coulson's eyes froze, and he said coldly, "Miss Jane Foster, I'm afraid you're going to stay here for investigation too!" ”
Jane immediately became furious and said, "No, you scoundrels, Na CUI, you have robbed me of my research results, do you want to imprison my freedom?" ”
When one of the operatives came over and tried to handpen her, 'Jane' kicked them in the shin.
But her height of 1.6 meters and her petite and delicate body shape have no lethality at all in front of the tall members of the S.H.I.E.L.D. action team, and her foot is not much different from giving people a massage, so she was directly grabbed by her arm and controlled by a backhand.
Jane's arm was grabbed, and she cried out in pain, while shouting:
"My friend needs treatment, he was struck by lightning, he will die if he is not treated!"
Coulson gave her an expressionless look, then pointed to the injured around him: "These people were all struck by lightning!" ”
After he finished speaking, he didn't care about 'Jane', but nodded to Huang Shaohong and said: "Since Mr. Huang said that it can be treated, then please try to save their lives, I have already asked someone to arrange the rescue, I believe the rescue team will come over as soon as possible!" ”
Huang Shaohong smiled and nodded: "No problem!" ”
He originally wanted to cure these people directly, but that would be too ostentatious, and now he heard that Coulson had arranged follow-up rescue, which was in line with him, as long as he used a little healing potion to hang the lives of these people.
'Jane' was handcuffed to a chair not far away by the members of the action team, and she poked her head out and shouted at Huang Shaohong:
"Sir, are you a doctor? Please save him! ”
Huang Shaohong made an OK gesture: "Don't worry, I've already been a veterinarian, and I'm the best at treating injuries or something!" ”
'Jane' was instantly petrified, even if she had a high IQ and a high degree of education, but in Huang Shaohong's unobtrusive dialogue, it was inevitable that there would be some surprises.
Hawkeye rolled his eyelids angrily and reminded: "You hurry up and save people, I don't think they can last long!" ”
Huang Shaohong stretched out and took out a cigar and lit it: "Don't worry, I see that your people are very good in physical fitness, and you should be able to hold on for a while!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, one of the members of the action team shouted, "Sir, Tom is out of breath!" ”
"Uh......"
Looking at Hawkeye and Coulson's glaring eyes, Huang Shaohong made an apologetic gesture: "Don't worry, it's just an accident......"
'Jane' saw that Huang Shaohong was smoking cigars in front of so many patients, and now that the treatment had been delayed and he had died, and remembered his 'veterinarian' remarks before, and suddenly had no hope that Thor would be able to get good treatment.
Huang Shaohong slowly walked to the 'Tom' who had just breathed.
This is a sturdy black man, with burn marks from the top of his head to his face, and then to his chest, and there are scorched black marks on the soles of his feet, which seems to have been pierced by lightning, and he can live until now before hanging up, it can only be said that his physique is far beyond ordinary people.
Huang Shaohong walked over, grabbed it in the void, and then pressed it directly on the top of the person's head, and saw that the person's body trembled, as if he wanted to cheat the corpse.
"Tom, wake up!" When his colleague saw that he was moving, he immediately called out.
Hawkeye showed a look of doubt in his eyes, and asked on the side: "Huang, what happened when you caught that before?" ”
'Jane' who was handcuffed to a chair in the distance and Coulson who was not far away both looked at Huang Shaohong curiously and expectantly, hoping that he really had a way to treat these injuries.
Huang Shaohong didn't bother to lie: "It's nothing, it's just that this person's soul is out of the body when he is about to die, I will help him press it back, and his soul will dissipate!" ”
What he said was true, just after Tom took his last breath just now, Huang Shaohong saw that this person's soul was detaching from the shell little by little.
The reason why Huang Shaohong didn't go up to save people immediately was to see where the souls of the human beings in this world would go after they died.
It turned out that perhaps the law was different, the souls of this world did not go to heaven or hell, and there was no such thing as the ghosts of the eastern underworld sending souls to lock the soul.
Instead, the spiritual energy in the soul is slowly dissipated in the void, and if he doesn't make a timely move, then the energy in the soul will dissipate too much, and even if he comes back, he will probably become an idiot, and then send it to the doctor for examination, and the doctor will say that the brain is deprived of oxygen for too long, resulting in intellectual disability.
Hearing Huang Shaohong's explanation of 'soul', Coulson, Hawkeye, and Jane complained at the same time in their hearts, and they all felt more and more that he was unreliable.
'Jane' even shouted, "You are kidding this man by letting him treat the wounded, he has no medical knowledge at all, and I refuse to let him treat my friend!" ”
Huang Shaohong turned his hand and took out a bottle of red 'healing potion', and said to 'Jane' with a smile: "You are free, rest assured that my medicine is also very expensive, since you don't want me to save people, it just saves it!" ”
At this time, Tom, whose soul had returned to the body, had only trembled a little, and then he remained motionless no matter how his colleague called.
Everyone thought that this Tom was hopeless, and Huang Shaohong pressed his hand on the 'cheek car point' on the side of the person's face, and the person's mouth automatically opened.
Then Huang Shaohong took the red bottle and dripped the potion into Tom's mouth drop by drop, and the others were watching in puzzlement, not understanding what he was going to do when he fell to the ground.
But just as Huang Shaohong dropped the fifth drop of the potion, Tom took a sharp breath, and then gasped.
Huang Shaohong gave him another drop to ensure that he would not die, then put away the red bottle and said with a smile: "I got one, and the rescue will come and send it to the hospital in a while, and it is no big deal to treat it in time." ”
Then Huang Shaohong was stunned by everyone, and treated all the injuries one by one, and some of the injuries were not serious, and even after dropping two or three drops of potion, he could sit up supportively.
This magical scene made Coulson and Hawkeye look at the bottle of potion in Huang Shaohong's hand with a heat in their eyes, if such an effective potion could be obtained by S.H.I.E.L.D., how much would the casualty rate be reduced.
After Huang Shaohong's treatment, a bottle of healing potion was almost gone, and there were only a few drops left, he naturally saw the fiery eyes of Coulson and Hawkeye, and deliberately said at the moment:
"Hey, my ancestral healing elixir for seven or eight hundred years, there are only a few drops left, I'm interesting enough!"
When he said this, Coulson and Hawkeye both showed a little disappointment, but they didn't show much because they didn't think Huang Shaohong was telling the truth.
But the 'Jane' on the side couldn't do it, and said anxiously: "Sir, please save my friend!" ”
Huang Shaohong shrugged his shoulders: "This is not good, just now you yourself said that you refused to let me treat him, I have promised you, I have no other advantages as a person, it is a little benefit, that is, I speak with credit!" ”
Jane Foster was speechless, so she remembered vividly how unfriendly the tone of the questioning had been.
Looking at the other party's expression of being about to cry, Huang Shaohong said with a smile:
"However, since it is the request of the party that has changed, I am not inflexible, but if you say that you don't let me treat me, you won't treat me, and you say let me treat me, so what do you think of me?"
Jane immediately said urgently: "Sir, I didn't misunderstand you just now, please save my friend, I will definitely thank you!" ”
Huang Shaohong was waiting for someone to come, and now he was idle and bored, and he had the heart to tease this beauty, so he raised his eyebrows: "Then what are you thanking for?" ”
"This ......," Jane thought for a moment and said, "I'll give you money, ten thousand...... Not 20,000 US dollars. ”
Huang Shaohong shook the cigar wrapped in gold leaf and studded with diamonds in his hand in front of 'Jane' and said, "This cigar is worth 7,000 US dollars!" ”
His meaning is obvious, brother is not bad for money!
Jane was about to cry: "Then how are you going to treat my friend, he may be dying!" ”
Huang Shaohong raised his eyebrows: "That's it, I can treat him, but you have to invite me to dinner afterwards, the one alone, preferably with dessert!" ”
Hawkeye whistled loudly from the side, but the grandson was actually wondering if he should tell Natalie about it.
Coulson's originally expressionless face finally showed a vague smile.
To the ears of these American imperialists, Huang Shaohong's hint was simply too obvious, but he didn't feel it himself, but looked at the somewhat cramped 'Jane' with a smile on his face
At this time, what he thought in his heart was that in the real world, although the movie of 'Thor 4' has not yet been filmed, from the leaked news, it can basically be determined that the person in front of him is the future 'female Thor' in the 'Avengers world'.
Pull in the relationship now, and this will be a strong reinforcement in the future!
'Jane' was originally a little angry at Huang Shaohong's coercion, but somehow, under his 'scorching' gaze, she actually felt a sense of shyness.
In addition, she was naturally kind, and she didn't want to have an accident with the friend she had just met, so she agreed with a little groan: "I promise you, please hurry up and save my friend!" ”
"Then it's a deal!"
Only then did Huang Shaohong drop the few drops left in his hand, the healing potion, into the mouth of 'Thor', who had become a black man.
Perhaps because the aliens absorbed better than the earthlings, the scorched black parts of Thor's body quickly peeled off to reveal new skin, and the burnt blonde hair also turned into a bald man with the dead skin falling off.
Thor opened his eyes suddenly, then turned over and jumped up, stood in place and circled around, and saw the 'Thor's hammer' not far away, and his eyes lit up immediately: "'Mjournier'!" ”
After that, run towards the place where the 'Mjolnir' is.
Coulson immediately ordered: "Alright, the action team has him under control!" ”