Castle in the Sky

Four big characters appeared on the big screen, and then the plot of the movie unfolded.

What is the movie about?

In the future world, the alien dark forces raided the earth, and Jiang Yang (played by Gao Xuyao) followed the female commander Lin Lan (played by Xu Biman) into the sky city to become a commander, and fought the alien invaders with the Gray Eagle team.

"Ahh

"Castle in the Sky" was played for ten minutes, and Kevin's expression became colorful.

"There's something to say, there's a fart!"

Ye Xuan rolled his eyes.

Everyone in this box is their own people, and Frank, that is, the four members of the POX band, cannot understand Chinese, and Skevin's look of wanting to speak is very unpleasant.

"Wow Ka-"

"Brother Ye, look carefully, didn't Gao Xuyao join the army? Although I have never been a soldier, don't I have to cut my hair when I am a soldier? For the wool, Gao Xuyao even has a self-curling head. This is completely illogical, even if it is a movie, the director should ask Gao Xuyao to cut his head flat. ”

Shi Kevin pointed to Gao Xuyao, who was wearing a military uniform and a hat on the screen, but the bangs under the hat were about to cover his eyes.

Ye Xuan: "......"

Not to mention, if it wasn't for Shi Kaiwen pointing it out, Ye Xuan really wouldn't have found out.

"To be fair and just, the special effects are okay, it's the plot..."

As Chen Huai, who also filmed a science fiction movie, helped his glasses.

"In addition to the special effects, this movie is full of slots, first, why did the protagonist join the army and not shave his head? Second, this kind of love movie can't be called a science fiction movie, but a science fiction movie. And the logic is very puzzling, the earth is about to perish, the male and female protagonists kiss me for wool and I fall in love? Can you consider the feelings of the earth? In the end, Xu Biman is so beautiful. ”

Chen Huai took a deep breath and said his opinion.

"Big villain, I'm so sleepy, why don't we look at it, I'm afraid I'll fall asleep just looking at it." Meng Xiaotuan yawned vigorously and his eyes were hazy.

"Shoot me!"

At the end of the movie, Gao Xuyao roared at the sky city below.

Poof—

Meng Xiaotuan smiled.

Originally, this was the male protagonist who was willing to die in order to save the earth, but I don't know why, when Gao Xuyao shouted the four words to shoot at me, Meng Xiaotuan was not only not moved, but was amused!

The audience below also yawned, and there was no shortage of people leaving the venue halfway.

"Damn, isn't this a waste of my time and movie ticket money?"

"Woo woo, I was deceived by the unscrupulous editor, it said that "Sky City" is the hope and future of Chinese science fiction movies, damn it, if this is the future and hope, I am the future pillar of the motherland!"

"It's so ugly!"

Some people scolded, some people slept in the movie theater in a daze, and some grumpy brothers directly came to say that it was really ugly.

Purr - Purr -

At the end of the movie, Ye Xuan heard someone snoring, and turned his head to see that Yan Junyuan was sleeping with Yang Xueyao in his arms.

"Get up, go home!"

Ye Xuan kicked Yan Junyuan.

"Don't sleep in the group, let's go home and sleep."

Gently patting Meng Xiaotuan's shoulder, Ye Xuan said softly.

Yan Junyuan: "??? ”

I'm Nima, that's outrageous!

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, 500 million investment, three actors, and Hollywood superstars. I thought I could make some blockbusters, give me 500 million, I can't guarantee anything else, I dare to guarantee that I can make three identical urban love movies. ”

Skyvin's hearty laughter pierced the night sky and disappeared for a long, long time.

Weibo exploded!

Tonight, "City in the Sky" got its wish and topped the hot search, no, the top ten hot searches are all it!

Hot search No. 1 "Why didn't Gao Xuyao cut his head flat?" 》

Hot search second "Where is the 500 million in Sky City used?" 》

Hot search third "Practice brings out the truth, and the way to verify is to taste it for yourself!" 》

...

"Why don't you cut your head flat?"

Xiao Roning called to question Gao Xuyao.

Crazy, crazy!

Xiao Runing didn't expect that the reputation of "City in the Sky" would be so bad, and netizens were even more entangled in why Gao Xuyao didn't cut his head.

Xiao Runing was also thinking about this problem when she watched it in the cinema at night.

The soldier must have his head cut flat, even if it is a movie, Gao Xuyao is mocking the audience with a self-scroll and doesn't even have this common sense?

"Mr. Xiao, I... I went to shoot "Iron Fist Falls in Love with Me" as soon as I finished filming "Castle in the Sky", and the director of that TV series didn't allow me to keep my head flat. Gao Xuyao explained as much as he could.

"Fart! Is "Castle in the Sky" important, or is that romantic TV series "Iron Fist in Love with Me" important? ”

Xiao Ru was furious, and she burst out for the first time when she was usually as cold as frost.

But Xiao Roning understands in her heart that there are many reasons why "Sky City" has such a bad reputation, not just because Gao Xuyao didn't cut his head.

Screenwriters and directors all have problems!

The original author of "Castle in the Sky" is a very famous science fiction writer in China, and the original book is also very popular in China.

However, this group of original fans was disappointed!

Three actors, one Hollywood superstar Johnny, and four people don't even have three minutes of footage in the movie.

The whole movie revolves around the love between Gao Xuyao and the heroine Xu Biman, the popular actress, and the second is to save the earth!

Not to mention the audience, even Xiao Runing can't stand it!

Spent 500 million to be scolded?

Xiao Runing burst out of his mind with such a sentence.

"Mr. Xiao, what should we do now?"

"What else can I do, black fire is also fire, I can only use this movie to discredit you, originally I hoped to use this movie to push you to a peak, a peak that can be compared to Ye Xuan. Now it seems that there is no play! ”

Xiao Runing held her forehead and her head hurt.

Rao didn't expect that the ending would be like this.

Some people are happy and some are sad!

The box office of "The Wandering Earth" reached 50 million on the first day!

Million!

What is this concept?

At the beginning, the box office of "Journey to the West" was 30 million on the first day, and the total box office reached 500 million!

"It seems that Chen Huai was not chosen by mistake at the beginning."

Ye Xuan looked at the report sent by Liu Dongqiang and muttered to himself.

"The Wandering Earth" is a good script, but a good script also needs a good director and a group of good actors to shoot.

Obviously, Chen Huai is the good director, and Bian Changyang is the good actor!

In order to save money on special effects, Chen Huai did special effects, except for Bian Changyang, the other actors were either new faces, or some powerful actors with very cheap salaries.

In order to play "The Wandering Earth" well, Bian Changyang lost weight from 160 pounds to 120 pounds, thinking about how to lose weight every day, and now thinking about how to gain weight every day.

"Wow Ka-"

"Brother Ye, in the future, our Tenglong will become the leader of the Chinese entertainment industry, and also become the leader of the world!"

Shi Kewen's words swirled in Ye Xuan's mind.

Become the boss of Huaxia? Become the boss of the world?

Seem... It's not a pipe dream!!