After three rounds of drinking, .......

"Old black!"

Dante nibbled on the swollen lamb chops with his left hand and patted the Black Bolt on the shoulder with his oil-stained right hand.

"It's just like the moon, and no one is with you, how many years have you been here, huh?"

"Ha, it's been many years, I should be thirty-three years old this year, but I seem to have been here since I was seventeen!"

Lao Hei said, breaking his fingers and counting.

"Thirty-three shoulders minus seventeen, how many years is this, is it sixteen?"

"That's right, it looks like you haven't drunk too much, come on, cheers!"

Dante smiled and swept the floating ball of wine towards the Black Bolt King, who pouted and took it, sucking it into his stomach.

"In a blink of an eye, it's really just a blink of an eye for me, sixteen years, this ...... Haha, I've been lonely for sixteen years!"

"What is this, you've been single for thirty-three years!"

Dante said, the lamb chops had completely disappeared from his mouth, and he smashed it.

"Why did you hide on Earth in the first place?"

"Because of my voice!"

As soon as Dante asked, the Black Bolt King immediately replied, he could see that this matter had a great impact on him!

"You should know that I'm not a pure human, I'm an alien, just a little bit like a mutant!"

"Uh-huh, and then what?"

Dante raised his eyes, Inhuman is it, and he is a potential absorber!

"And then, hahaha, I don't fucking know if I'm lucky or unlucky, you've heard me, you've heard me, you've heard me before!!"

"Have you drunk too much, just talk, don't repeat it so many times!"

"Okay, okay, I didn't drink much, you listen to me, I've been very loud since I was a child, according to my father, the first cry after I was born made everyone who delivered me, including my parents, vomit blood!"

"That's unfortunate!"

Dante said, his words causing the old black to laugh bitterly.

"Of course unfortunately, my childhood was basically ......!"

"Wait, man, I'm not talking about you, but the people around you are particularly unfortunate, presumably your childhood will be a nightmare for their lives, haha, think about that kind of scene, when the child cries, the whole family is full of fart!"

"You...... I really can't speak......!"

Dante's words made Lao Hei want to hit him, really wanted to, but considering Dante's combat effectiveness, Lao Hei endured!

"Anyway, I was very young with a muzzle-keeping device, and this didn't end until I was eleven years old, when I was able to control the sound of my voice, so I didn't say my first word until I was eleven years old!"

Black Bolt said, the expression on his face becoming more and more lonely.

"I listen to other people's free communication every day, but I can only trap myself in my own thought world, or use pen and paper to express my feelings to others, sometimes I really wish I was a dumb person, in that case, I can live a little more comfortable!"

"Don't think so, man, if that's the case, how am I going to talk to you now!"

Dante said, and the Black Bolt nodded.

"Indeed, let's talk about something else, in short, since the age of eleven, I can control my voice, and at that time, I finally began the happiest life of my life, I used my mouth to pick up girls, I used this mouth to deceive people, I used to laugh with this mouth, and I used to cry with this mouth!"

"Haha, as long as you don't with your mouth, we're still friends!"

Dante suddenly teased that his words made Lao Hei almost jump up!

"You really can't speak, it's not the first time I've said that about you!"

"You're not the first to say that about me, don't be proud!"

"Haha, you bastard, it's really to my taste, come on, cheers!"

The two of them took another cloud of wine, in fact, they didn't drink so carefully later, and many of these wines were mixed with broken glass slag, but neither of them would be hurt by this kind of thing.

Dante simply doesn't care, he can even click the steel bar to drink, as for Lao Hei, the moment anything enters his body, it will be shattered into powder by the violent infrasonic waves in his body!

After taking a sip of wine, the two continued to chat, only to hear Lao Hei continue.

"However, my good life only lasted until I was seventeen years old, and I still remember that on my seventeenth birthday, I sat in front of the cake and excitedly blew out the cake candles, but with my breath, all the glass in my house exploded, everyone in the family fell to the ground, and my house collapsed, and that was the first time I lost control due to increased power!"

"And then?"

Dante is a little interested, this kind of strong person can't control his own things generally rarely happen, because a strong person like Dante often comes from cultivation, or deep excavation of his own potential, and mutants or aliens, they are often born stereotyped, and they are at the peak of their metamorphosis!

"Then, hehe, in less than half a year, my condition became more and more serious, not only the problem of speaking, the sound of my blood flowing in the veins was like a torpedo exploding in their ears, the sound of my heart bursting was like a nuclear bomb exploding in their ears, every movement of my life, every exertion, every pulse of cells, would produce a sound that my relatives and friends could not bear, and that sound would make them hurt or even simply die!"

Speaking of this, the Black Bolt King blew the table away as if venting, Dante didn't care, he casually left the food on the table in the vacuum in front of the two, and those foods actually didn't look like food for a long time, after all, this is a vacuum environment.

Grabbing a piece of pizza with extremely large cheese, Dante crumpled it into his mouth and chewed it twice, he asked.

"That's how you got to the moon?"

"That's right, with the help of my father, I contacted countless people of the same race, and the gifted people of the same race built me the castle on the moon today, and they bring me food every month, but that's not what I want, I ......!"

He was silent after all, what he wanted, of course, was to live in groups and have a life of dialogue, and life always prioritized what he could not get, because he could not get it.

"I can't be so selfish, I can't let them accompany me for my own selfishness, Dante, I'm lucky to have met you, I hope you can often come and sit with me, there are too few people on this earth who have the strength to chat with me!"

"Don't worry, I've been idle lately, if it's okay, I'll definitely bring wine over to drink with you, as long as you're not afraid of always being drunk by me!"

"I'm afraid of shit, I, Brakaga Poltagón, will never be cowardly, absolutely not!"

"Wait, what are you talking about, what are you?"

Old Black's retort made Dante stunned for a moment.

"Didn't I just hear your name!"

"Ha, of course, my name is Braccaga Poltagón, it's a long name, but it does belong to me!"

"Heh, I'll still call you Lao Hei, your name is stinky and long, among the names I've heard, only the Territorial Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau can compete with your name!"

"S.H.I.E.L.D., are you talking about S.H.I.E.L.D., those spicy chickens!"

"That's right, except for a few people in there, it's all rubbish!"

"Here, cheers to this garbage!"

The two of them had another big drink, and just like that, they had been talking for more than seven hundred bottles of vodka before Dante came up with the idea of leaving.

"Don't drink it, let's stop here, old black, I'm afraid that Zod has gone to Earth after a while, and I have to go back!"

"Let's go, let's go quickly, if you don't leave, I'm afraid I'll be reluctant to leave you, I like people like you who can listen to me to my heart's content!"

"See you again for a chance!"

"That's right, I live on the moon, it's close!"

The old black staggered Dante to the surface of the moon, Dante flew to the earth, he drew a beautiful curve in the universe, and then smashed two satellites, and by the way, he vomited on one of the Japanese satellites.

In this way, in the expressions of countless astronauts and heads of state crying and laughing, Dante finally smashed headlong in Manhattan, New York!

"Fuck, I've drunk too much, I've got to make a note of how the vacuum affects my own resilience and absorption, and I'm going to drink too much...... ...... vomit!"

Dante said halfway through, and he vomited, which made countless citizens in his neighborhood disgusted and almost didn't vomit together, not to mention that it was Dante who vomited, that is, anyone who ran to the downtown area of New York to vomit would have countless onlookers, right!

When Dante vomited, he slapped a magic force on the ground, which he wanted to wipe out the stolen goods he spit out, but if he drank too much, he drank too much, and all of a sudden, New York was missing half a street!

It's a bit exaggerated, half a street is not enough, at most the road surface is two meters shorter than ten meters, but Dante staggered out of the pit he smashed, and before he could take two steps, he was stopped by a reporter who happened to be at the meeting!

Dante raised his eyes to look at the reporter, tsk, tsk, it's a pretty girl, well, then it's not good to shoot her!

"Stay away from me!"

"Please wait, Mr. Dante, can you say a few words to me, please give me a chance!"

In the face of Dante's expulsion, the female reporter pleaded, she was very bold, but with a beautiful face, Dante would not be too cruel to her.

"I'm afraid I've drunk too much, so I'm not afraid of death, just say it!"

"Yes, Mr. Dante, I'm sure you won't hurt me, you're a great hero!"

"Get down to business!"

The woman spoke so fast that Dante felt like throwing up.

"Okay, okay, then I'll introduce myself, I'm Louise Lay......!"

"Vomit ......!"

She had just said her name, but Dante leaned over and threw up, a trick that almost didn't make Louise cry, is the old lady's name so ugly!

But she couldn't possibly ask, so she sighed and patted Dante on the back with her hand, which was not holding the voice pen.

"Vomit...... Fake, the feeling of being drunk...... Vomit...... It's uncomfortable, you...... What did you just say?"

Dante said with difficulty, for some reason, he always felt that the wine was getting stronger and stronger!

Hearing Dante's question, Louise smiled wryly.

"I'm Louise Lane, Star ....... ”

"Vomit...... Sorry, fuck!"

"Reporter of the Planet Daily!"

"OKOK, I see, say something else, it's better to sit down and say, I want to drink some water, you wait a minute!"

Because of his special superiority, Dante casually sat on the road not far away, and Louise followed him to sit opposite Dante under the admiring eyes of a group of onlookers.

Dante opened Pandora with a dizziness, and he took out the drink and drank it, which made Louise exclaim.

"No, that's champagne!"

"It doesn't matter!"

A bottle of champagne was down, and Dante felt a lot more comfortable, and he shook his head and asked Louise.

"Go ahead!"

"Alright then, Mr. Dante, as Batman's teacher and the strongest superhero in the world, I would like to ask what do you think about Carl Eyre's surrender to the United States?"

"What?"

Her words surprised Dante a little, only to see Dante's cute show a stunned expression, and the way he opened his mouth made Louise almost not laugh.

"You said ...... Karl has surrendered to the stupid and incompetent US ** side!"

"Bingo!"

As soon as Dante's words fell, Louise yelled in her heart, no matter if Dante would say something else next, but this sentence of "stupid and incompetent American ** party" was enough to feed their newspaper for at least a month!

"That's right, although the alien Carl Ayre's original words are to surrender to the people of the earth, he has indeed been taken away by the United States!"

"Huh, I was taken away, I was taken away, do you have a video, show me!"

Dante asked Louise, and the young reporter quickly took out her mobile phone, she played the video of Clark surrendering to everyone in Washington Square, and then put the phone in front of Dante.

In the video, Dante sees Clark wearing his uniform of red cape and blue tights, he first floats in the sky, then he slowly lands on the ground, and he speaks loudly to everyone as countless people in the square film him.

"I ...... It's the Carl El they're looking for!"

With that, Clark raised his hands.

"I will not let my existence threaten the safety of people around the world, for your sake, I am willing to stand up and take my responsibility, for Zod, I choose to surrender!"

"Oh God, he surrendered!"

"This alien looks like us!"

"But he can fly!"

"I still have a good figure, but I can't see my face clearly!"

After Clark said that he surrendered, countless people talked about it, he listened to everyone's discussion expressionlessly, and in the midst of countless people's fingers, he was handcuffed by the special forces who were belated!

The video ends, and Dante frowns.

"I didn't expect this bastard to surrender like that!"

"Yes, even you didn't expect this alien Carl El to surrender so easily, right, will he be an alien fugitive, or some alien prince in distress, Mr. Dante, what do you think about Carl El matter?"

Listening to the woman's words, Dante suddenly smiled.

"What do I think, I'll sit and watch!"

"This ...... , You are a famous powerhouse in the universe, and your footprints have already crossed the earth and rushed to the distant universe, so have you heard the news of the general and others who Karl El cooperated with in the universe?"

"Usually people have heard of me, who are they, I have heard of them?"

"Alright then, Mr. Dante, tomorrow will be the day the alien General Zod accepts the surrender of Karl El, will you be there then?"

The female reporter's three questions made Dante feel that it was almost enough, he thought about it, stood up and said to the female reporter.

"Maybe go, that's all for your interview, I'm sober, now I'm going to ......!"

"Jingle bell bell!"

The phone rings, Dante takes out his phone and looks at it, the caller ID is Nick Fury, this old bastard is almost Dante's dedicated operator!

"Hey, what's the matter, say!"

"Dante, I just learned that you have returned to Earth, so why don't you come to Washington, D.C., there is a problem for you to ......!"

"You need me to help you get at ease, wait a minute, I happen to meet that stupid boy Karl!"

Dante hung up the phone, and then he smiled at Miss Louise.

"I have something to do, you can go with your business!"

"I know, you're going to see Karl El, I have a request, please take me with you, please, please!"

"No....... ”

"Hmmm!"

Dante, who has not had time to refuse, is kissed on the face by the chick, which makes Dante smile from the heart.

"Okay!"

Dante smiled and said the words that made Louise almost burst her blood vessels, and then, he took Louise through the portal to Washington! I want to talk about "Demon Hunter in the American World" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find a confidant~