'Report! ’

'Sir! The materials and documents you want have been sorted out and have now been sent to your mailbox......

“……”

"Okay, I got it."

In the headquarters of the man in black, Z, the leader of the headquarters of the man in black codenamed Z, and even the leader of this organization, replied to a call from a staff member in the communication, then cut off the communication, clicked on the information sent by the other party, and began to read it.

He was going to be in his office and carefully watching the video of a certain little girl checking the time at the headquarters a few days ago, as well as the conversations between the other party and his subordinates, and the transcripts of their registrations.

In fact

To be honest, at the beginning, they really thought that the little girl was just a little human creature who had come into contact with aliens or alien objects? Therefore, it is only natural that their organization will send agents from the organization to deal with it at that time, and they plan to use the 'amnesticizer' to tamper with and erase the other party's memories and recover related items after finding out the situation.

But what do you think......

The other party is really an alien, not affected by the kind of equipment they developed based on the characteristics of human DNA and brains?

Then, it was their organization agents who were tampered with and talked by the other party, and the things that happened after they were sent back made him laugh and cry......

So far, they have not found any more anomalies from the agents whose memories have been tampered with, and they have no idea what method or alien technology they use to erase and modify their agents' memories.

So

Now Z will take advantage of his leisure time to check the body scan data and some information of the alien little girl they successfully got back a few days ago, and by the way, he turned on the holographic projector in his office, and watched the other party's live dialogue image to analyze it, to see if there is any other useful information that can be found?

“……”

"Valoran? Runeterrae? Grey Order? A little princess of a kingdom...... Really?! ”

"Alas, God bless ......"

Sure enough, as he has had more and more contact with aliens over the years, the more Z, as the leader or leader of the high-level of the 'Men in Black' organization, can understand the insignificance and fragility of the earth, and the more he can understand the risks that his agents need to face on a daily basis and the huge pressure on their shoulders!

But it's no use sighing, because Z knows that no matter what, someone has to do that, someone has to sacrifice, everything is for their planet and the planetary humans who live on it!!

"Whew!"

"Forget it, let me keep looking, while there is nothing worse now?"

After skipping through the previous inconsequential dialogues and the capture of the damned, sensitive aliens, Z finally froze the scene at a point in a conversation that he thought seemed interesting:

'It's almost the last thing......

'Tell me, Annie, what else do you have that makes you different, hazard, or special abilities other than what you said, and with that Deuterium-8 device?' ’

Here's what K said.

Z knew why the other party's subordinate would ask like that, because.....

Those aliens who come to Earth do have a variety of special abilities......

For example: aliens who habitually spit out harmful liquids and release horrible poisons such as spores (although in the eyes of the aliens, they are just farting or spitting?). And those who like to parasitize and breed at high speed (this one is the most terrifying, once, a guy bred in addition to thousands of his kind, and if it weren't for their timely reaction in black, blocking the area and putting it in a military restricted area, and finally successfully repatriating those damn monsters, I'm afraid things would have been a big deal!) Or is it a freak that multiplies and grows indefinitely after getting nourishment, etc.?

anyway

For any alien who comes to Earth, their organization must not be taken lightly! Even those that seem to be harmless and determined to be harmless will definitely be restricted and monitored in a certain area!

'Special abilities, huh? ’

∑(△｀)？！

'Does magic count?' I'm a great magician, I know magic, it's amazing!! ’

o ─≡※:☆

In the video, a light shoots from the little girl's fingers.

Magic?

The little girl said something that made Z feel a little shocked, and for a while, he couldn't react to what the other party said and did.

'Magic doesn't count, next!' ’

'Anne......'

'In the future, you should watch less cartoons of our earth, which are full of lies!' Because there is no magic on this earth at all, we only have science here!! ’

'Also, please don't fool us with that little trick of glowing with your fingers?' ’

K obviously didn't believe in magic, so his image directly denied the other party's words at the time, and then corrected and filled in the form on his own.

"Oh!!"

I see......

Z, who was watching the hologram, finally nodded in understanding, finally understanding why the little alien girl had just said that. If you think about it, before their 'Men in Black' organization successfully invited the other party to their headquarters to register and monitor, the other party had indeed been smuggled to Earth and stayed there for several days...... So, it may be that after the other party watched some more TV and cartoons in the world of ordinary people, they were taken true by their earthlings, and then imitated them like children?

Come to think of it, isn't the other party just a child?

Anyway, Z himself would never believe that the other party would do any magic from Rausch, he felt that at most, it might be that the other party was carrying some small ones and was unwilling to hand over high-tech items? Like the special wave of memory erasure they've seen the other side use against their agents, and the little deuterium-8 blasting device that they handed over that almost blew up the Men in Black headquarters, that damn nuclear grenade?

Not long since......

Z has always thought that it is crazy enough that they earthlings have developed a nuclear shell that has a radiation kill range higher than the range...... Then who would have thought that the people in the world of that alien little girl would be even crazier than their earthlings, and even dare to develop the kind of nuclear grenade used for throwing and install it side by side, and dare to take a little guy out and hang around?

Those aliens, aren't they afraid that she will blow up others or blow up herself?

"Okay, go ahead ......"

Z shook his head and sighed......

He also felt that it was pointless to think about that kind of thing now, so he hurriedly continued to watch this video to see what the little guy who looked suspicious of an earthling and whose body data was also suspicious of an earthling, what else did their K agents not notice at the time?

If not, then the matter is over.

'Damn!! ’

(`^)

"People really just know magic, believe it or not, I won't show you anymore anyway!!" ’

o o

"Huh! This little guy ......."

Not to mention, not only K didn't believe it at the time, but even Z, who is now carefully observing the holographic video, doesn't believe it very much.

He still thinks that the little guy is just pretending to be magic with some kind of object at most! After all, whether it's lightning, fireballs, freezing, or other energy attacks, they have a variety of weapons in the Black organization that can be easily implemented, and that's not a big deal.

Moreover, the countless experiments of their 'foreign-related' organization have long proved that it is obviously very difficult, or almost impossible to interfere with nature with the power of biological ontology...... But technology makes it easy!

Now, whether it is going to the sky and going to the earth, or burning the sky and boiling the sea, or turning stones into gold, directly changing the substance into another substance, their technology in black can easily do it! And 'magic' or something, or let that inexplicable thing stay on TV, to entertain the children of ordinary people on Earth who are guarding them, right?

Where is there any magic in this world? Even those aliens who can unleash lasers and lightning are, in Z's opinion, just creatures like fireflies and electric eels, and nothing remarkable!

'That's right! There's one more thing here......

"Annie, that kind of amnestic of yours, that 'forget-it-all-empty' can't be used casually, but since you've hidden it so well that we can't even find out, then forget it, we won't confiscate it for the time being......

But you must take good care of it, and you can't use it indiscriminately, and you can't litter it everywhere!!" ’

This is still K's voice, and after the other party sighed, he continued to fill in the holographic report on the computer, which is now the one that Z is looking at in his hand.

For his subordinate who is good at advocating things, Z doesn't plan to pursue it......

Because, no matter what, that little girl finally did them a great favor to the men in black, helped them find the loopholes in the customs inspection equipment, and also allowed them to successfully catch a group of aliens who repeatedly smuggled arms and dangerous goods to the earth, let them solve a super big case, severely cracked down on the arrogance of those alien smuggling groups blatantly smuggling from under the noses of their customs officers, and confiscated countless property and stolen goods, avoiding a lot of big troubles in the future.

So, given that the little girl has not been too dangerously aggressive so far, is K's assertion that the other party's belongings are not completely confiscated? Anyway, now that their organization knows of each other's existence, as long as their equipment is watching over that little girl twenty-four hours a day, then there will definitely be no terrible things beyond their control, just like they did with other aliens living on Earth.

‘……’

(д。 )

'Hey! Even if you want to confiscate it, you won't be able to confiscate it!! ’

"Huh! Interesting! ”

Seeing the little girl's smug performance, which kind of cunning little face like a little fox and the expression of contempt K, who was holding her arms to check the information again, Z who looked at the image again and again shook her head and laughed, and picked up his coffee from his table.

Z firmly believes that if they insist on confiscating all the dangerous goods in the other person's possession, there is always a way to do it...... It's just that they can't bear to use violence against the little girl, and they feel that there is no need for that for the time being, that's all.

‘……’

'Finally, Annie, do you have any special abilities other than your 'magic' that we don't know about?' ’

As for the other party's use of something well-hidden to disguise as magic, K obviously didn't plan to ask too much, and directly asked about what they still didn't know.

'Special abilities? Which one are you asking? ’

(灬°w°灬)?

‘！！ ’

'How many special abilities do you have, an alien who looks like us?' ’

At this time, the first person to ask questions by K who crossed the registration investigation was a newcomer J who had always made Z feel unreliable......

For the little thorn who was transferred from the police force to the man in black, Z honestly didn't like and was very satisfied...... Because, isn't the personality of the other party's contempt for authority the kind of character that a good subordinate should have?

But, since that was K's choice, he didn't bother asking too much, because he chose to trust which of his right-hand men.

'You're an alien! ’

o(へo )

Obviously, what little girl, Anne, doesn't like to be treated as an alien so much, just as they earthlings don't like to be treated as an inferior race by some aliens and called 'earthlings' with a tone of voice, and are looked at with colored eyes?

After all, the title of 'alien' is more or less a bit of exclusion and discrimination, even if they earthlings don't have that kind of confidence most of the time?

'J, please, please be quiet! ’

'Little Annie, please don't mind, he's a newcomer, a little bit unruly?' ’

In the holographic video, K turned his head to warn his companion with his eyes, and then continued to show an unnatural smile and comforted the little girl.

"Hey!"

It's fun!

At this time, Z, who was watching the holographic video, couldn't help but show an arc at the corner of his mouth...... Because, he has rarely seen his own unsmiling, bitter-faced subordinate K all day long.

Although, when the other party laughs, it may be a little uglier than crying, and it's all pretended?

I could see that he was not at all likable! ’

(^)

The little girl said it in front of that kid with a look of disgust, and somehow, it made Z, who was watching the movie, feel very relieved? Because, that bastard, it's really not likable...... Moreover, that guy still had the face to find himself ready to discuss the issue of treatment that day?

'Huh? Thank you! ’

The black-skinned J spread out his hands, as if he wasn't ready to continue to worry too much about a little girl.

'Okay J, let's move on......'

'Where did you just go?' Oh yes! Annie, do you have any other special abilities? Let's talk about the most powerful and easy to cause harm to others? ’

Interrupted by his assistant, K almost forgot what he should ask.

'The best? ’

'I can eat it!!' ’

～(e｀)

‘……’

‘……’

"This ......"

Seeing this, not only the J and K in the holographic screen couldn't cry or laugh, but even Z, who is now reviewing the information and assessing the threat level of the other party, almost didn't squirt out the coffee that was in his mouth!

He didn't understand a little, when was the 'special ability to eat' also one of the 'most powerful and easy to cause harm to others'?

'Okay......

'What's your favorite thing to do?' ’

K continued to ask, and then Z could see that his subordinate was filling in some content on the little girl's information at this time, and directly skipped the column of special abilities, which seemed very perfunctory...... However, after thinking about it, he still didn't plan to worry too much about this matter after all, because it was really not very important, and he could save it.

'Favorite thing to do?' Of course, it's delicious! ’

('wˉ)~

‘……’

‘……’

"Whew!"

"Forget it, I still don't want to watch it, so be it!!"

Z stretched out his hand and swiped on the holographic report, and finally signed his name on the report submitted by his subordinate K, and put the relevant information and instructions of the little girl in the alien archive room of the man in black, and after giving a 'very low' level of threat, Z turned off the image and the other party's holographic file.

Right now

He only hoped that the little girl's family would come to Earth from an alien planet to find talents...... Otherwise, maybe he would have to send someone to be a babysitter for that little guy, or provide relevant security forces? Otherwise, it's not always a matter to let an alien little guy, an alien whose mind seems to be a child, jump on their earthlings, right?

"Huh?!"

"K, what's wrong, what's the matter?"

Not long after Z turned off the video and turned in the information, he found that his subordinate K and the newcomer J had pushed open the door of his office and hurriedly walked in?

Seeing that the other party's face looked a little unpleasant, Z, who knew that something big might be something, couldn't help but ask directly with some curiosity.

"Boss!!"

"Big things are wrong! Something happened, it's the Evil Dragon! The 'twins' said they seemed to have detected that one of them had sneaked past our HMS last night into our Earth, and it was in Manhattan! Several innocent aliens were also attacked!! ”

After standing still in front of the other party, K reported in a deep voice with an ugly face.

And J beside him, he is still the same happy or excited look, as if he doesn't know what kind of alien his partner is talking about?

“！！”

"Situation? Or the aliens of the Evil Dragons? Oh, my God!! ”

Hearing such bad news, the leader of the men in black couldn't help but scratch his head a little, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

"I don't understand ......"

"Those troublesome guys of the Evil Dragon, how did they smuggle into our earth, and why do we know now?"

"Also, who can tell me what they're doing to trouble those aliens?!"

While recalling the information of that troublesome alien clan in his mind, Z began to think urgently, trying to sort out the key to it.

To be honest, he doesn't care about the lives or deaths of aliens, he just doesn't want those aliens to die on Earth and bring them all kinds of trouble...... It's like the fact that every tourist center on the planet doesn't want any tourists to be attacked and die in the attraction?

If you think about it seriously, isn't their backward Earth a tourist resort center that provides services to aliens and allows them to experience life on a primitive planet? Although they have been working hard in black, if they want to raise the level of civilization on the earth, it is not something that can be achieved in one or two hundred years.

"Boss Z, there are so many things we don't know! Have you forgotten that the aliens didn't smuggle contraband for a long time before we discovered them a few days ago? ”

Suddenly, J, who was idle and bored on the side, opened his mouth and hit his boss Z in the face mercilessly, just as he often did when he was in the police force.

“……”

“……”

The two old subordinates, K and Z, suddenly fell silent, and then stared at a certain guy with big lips and black skin with their two silent cold faces.

“ok！”

"You two, you go on, just as I didn't say anything?"

J suddenly remembered that he was still a temporary worker, and the two in front of him, one was his partner, the guide trainer and the evaluator, and the other was even more amazing, he was the biggest official in their ABP, if he could, he had better not offend easily?

"So be it!"

"It doesn't matter what they want to do, but now that you're all here...... That's K, I'll leave this matter up to you to take him to investigate the matter of that damn evil dragon! Be sure to get that guy out as soon as possible, capture them alive, and arrange for one of the fastest ships to expel them from Earth!! ”

Z stretched out his hand to a certain newcomer J, who planned to let his right-hand man K take the other party to deal with this tricky matter.

"Yes! I understand! ”

K didn't say much, just nodded and took over the task.

“！！”

"Wait, wait......"

"Boss Z, we just completed a 'difficult' task a few days ago, shouldn't you give us a good vacation first?"

Although J is usually very aggressive, but what kind of dragon thing is definitely not right, because he can see that after hearing the name of their aliens, many staff, agents, and even K and this boss Z have a bad face, so of course, he doesn't plan to touch that kind of thankless thing until he figures it out.

So, now he was going to find some excuse to avoid this very dangerous mission! At least, he wasn't going to touch it until he figured out some of the taboos of the Men in Black's lofty profession?

It's like when he was in the police force, no matter how much he despised authority, he didn't dare to touch some gangsters in New York City, otherwise, he might have been shot in his sleep or on the way to work!

“…….”

Z didn't speak, but his black beard was trembling now, indicating that he might be in a bad mood right now?

"Okay, okay!"

"You can leave it for the time being, but when can you make up for me?"

J is new, this Z boss doesn't seem to have much prestige in his eyes....... in fact, when he was in the police force, their inspectors, sheriffs, and even sub-chiefs were never taken seriously by him!

Because he is willing to do things, can do things, and has the ability, no matter what case he handles, he almost always does it according to his own preferences, and he is not afraid of being suppressed or punished at all...... Although, he is often commended for his excellent work, but obviously, the promotion or something, almost because of his personality so that he never had his share?

Now, although the original New York Police Force has been replaced by the current 'foreign-related' organization of high-end and high-grade, low-key luxury and connotation of the man in black, a thorn is a thorn, no matter where he goes!

Anyway, his thorny 'head' doesn't become dull in a moment.

"No holiday ......"

The beard on his chin shook and trembled, and finally, it took a long time for Z to hold back such a short and affirmative sentence.

"Not today? So when will it be? ”

"If you want to move on to another time, maybe I can save it for a few months and use them together at Christmas?"

I'm going to fake the show, and I'm going to discuss it with the one about the treatment a few days ago.,Look at the time it's almost August now.,And I've just joined the company.,Although I've made a little contribution.,But it's probably not realistic to take a vacation in a hurry.,So,He thinks,The vacation doesn't seem to be very urgent.,You can save it first?

“……”

"No holidays! Christmas also doesn't have any! ”

"Boy, let me tell you this, we men in black don't have any vacations! Whatever!! ”

Z took two steps forward, staring at the guy in front of him who had just been working for two days and had completed a task that was not a task, and had been making a fuss about taking a vacation and asking for a raise!

He didn't understand, what kind of organization did the other party think they were in black, the kind of federal police force with loose discipline and fat heads and big ears?!

"In fact, it seems like we only have one kind of holiday, and that's sick leave!"

"If you're injured by an alien and don't die, there's no doubt that you're going to have the best medical care and sick leave...... Other times, all agents must be on standby twenty-four hours a day, until the day you die or until you are too old to work? ”

Z grinned unabashedly and mercilessly struck the big-liped black-faced prick in front of him, ready to enjoy the other party's expression that would probably make him feel refreshed.

"What?!"

"Oh God...... How can you?! ”

J was stunned, for the first time, he felt that he seemed to have accidentally entered the evil lineup of a pyramid scheme?

Let's see, this job of a man in black agent, not only does the salary be unknown, there are no holidays, the working hours are still outrageous 24-hour hours, and they are not allowed to enter or leave, is there any human rights in this world?!

“……”

At this time, without waiting for J to continue to say something, K on the side had a black face, stepped forward and hugged his assistant's shoulder, and directly dragged the other party to the outside of the office of Boss Z.

"Don't waste time, it's time for us to go out on a mission......"

After nodding to his boss Z, K forcibly dragged his new assistant out of the office, almost half-pulling and half-mopping......

"Hey! K, you let go of me! ”

"Let me have a good talk to that damn bad old man...... He deceived people too much...... Let him wait, I will definitely go to the union to report him, he will wait to receive the lawyer's letter, he ......"

J was still yelling indignantly, and as a result, he gained the curious and puzzled eyes of many former Men in Black organization staff agents.

"That's it! Save it! ”

"J, I have to warn you that our organization is not under the jurisdiction of any federal department, and the courts will definitely not find us, because we are a group of people who do not exist in this world, and no one knows about our existence except us!"

"And, unfortunately, we don't have any form of union ...... in our organization."

K sighed, he didn't know if it was a wise choice for him to find this thorny policeman to be his assistant, to be his partner, and to be his future successor after retirement?

However, it is useless to think about that kind of thing now, it is important that they continue to carry out the mission!

Moreover, maybe one of the two of them died without knowing when, and then, he probably didn't need to think about the troublesome things of the successor.

"No unions? How can that be?! ”

J expressed surprise that such a large organization did not have the kind of union that sought welfare for workers, staff, agents and agents.

"Or ......"

"Boss K, how about we organize one? I'll be the president of the union, you'll be an operator, you're familiar with this place, and then you can invite others to join, and then we'll be able to negotiate directly with that bad old man!" ”

A new man in black began to think about it......

"Given the danger of our work, I think he should give us at least three or four days off a week, and double our salary, what do you think?"

In J's opinion, the danger of the profession of a black agent must be worse than going to Iraq or Syria to work as a mercenary, so a high salary, high benefits, and good living conditions and holidays must be essential!

"You're thinking too much!"

"Come with us right away, we have to hurry up and carry out the mission, the evil dragon is not an easy guy to deal with!!"

K doesn't plan to say too much, because this guy in front of him has only just been hired from the undisciplined New York Police Force for only a few days, and after a while, after a few more missions, let this guy see the danger and necessity of this job, and see how much the earth needs the protection and maintenance of their people, the other party will definitely settle down and work hard until retirement!

Of course, it is also possible that you will not be able to retire, but you don't know which day you are not careful, and you may die halfway?

"God......

"Boss K, how have you endured it all these years? Didn't you think about protesting against something?! ”

A job without holidays, thirty or forty years, and never complained, which made J very puzzled.

“……”

"You'll understand later......"

“！！”

"But I figured it out now, I don't think I could wait any longer!"

"It's hard to say right now."

"You didn't say it, how do you know you can't tell it?"

“……”

Smack!

"Stop talking nonsense, get in the car!!"

Walking quickly out of the elevator of the headquarters of the man in black, and nodding to the black-suited doorman who was sitting on a chair reading the newspaper and eating fast food, K pushed the door open and walked out, pointing to the black classic car parked in the parking space outside, and said to a certain assistant beside him who kept complaining.

Actually, K really wanted to tell the other party about the janitor just now, and compared to him K, the janitor is much greater...... The staff had been guarding the entrance of their headquarters building alone for decades, and the work was not only boring, there was no one to talk to, but the passage was still very dull and depressing, and narrow......

It is said that the hemorrhoids of that person, due to sitting for a long time, seem to have been cut several times?

But after thinking about it, in the end, K didn't joke about other people's things, just sat in the driver's seat of his car, and urged someone who was still babbling and didn't know what he was talking about to get in the car and get ready to go.

“……”

(⊙w⊙`)

Little Anne is now 'chewing and chewing' the big bag of freshly fried doughnuts in her hand, while staring at a cat and a dog!

Then, of course, the dog was staring at her all the time, staring at each other with such big eyes that neither of them was in a hurry to speak or 'bark' or anything.

“……”

"Hey! Hello ha, my name is Annie! ”

(⊙o⊙)

"That...... I'm wondering, aren't you a dog? But why do you fall in love with a short-haired, pointy-eared cat?! ”

(w)

The two sides looked at each other for a long time, and finally, Anne, who was still a little girl, was a little impatient, so she couldn't help but ask first. Because in the past, the cats and dogs she saw usually fought after they met, so where would they get together like now? Besides, the cat and the dog didn't seem to have known each other for long.

She'd been wandering around the city for the last few days, and then, of course, she had accidentally noticed a cramped newsstand, a fake robot selling groceries, and a weird pug dog running down the street.

“……”

··

The dog did not speak, but stared at a certain little girl with innocent and inexplicable 'animal' eyes, and wagged his tail twice in a fitting manner.

"Hey! You're not talking, be careful I cook you! ”

o(｀w*)o

Anne didn't care if anyone around her would hear it now, anyway, she was really a little dissatisfied when she saw that the dog in front of her dared to fool herself very rudely.

“……”

"Wang! Barking! ”

“！！”

"I'm really going to be!!"

(`)

"Hey......"

"But you said it, I'm a dog, so why do you want me to speak human words?"

··

As a last resort, in view of a little girl's increasingly stern gaze of wanting to eat a 'dog', finally, this pug couldn't withstand the pressure and had to sigh.

"But you're not! You're an alien...... No, it's an alien dog, am I right? ”

o (*^^*)o

"Again, why do you fall in love with a cat? I found out oh, you've been pestering it just now, and you've been giving it courtesy!! ”

"Since you said I'm not your average dog, why can't I like a short-haired Siamese cat on Earth?"

The alien dog asked rhetorically.

Now the cat was scared away by the nosy little girl, which annoyed him, and he became a little listless in his speech...... As for the earthlings around him who heard what he said, he didn't want to care anymore, anyway, there would definitely be a man in black to clean up the mess later, and he wasn't worried that he would be exposed at all.

"Huh? It seems to be so! ”

(°°〃)

"Alright! Well, tell me your name, we'll be friends from now on, and I like you bad dog! ”

~(^_^)~

“……”

"But I don't like you at all!"

··

After saying that, the pug turned his head and drooped his little tail and ears and was about to leave.

“！！”

"Hey! How can you be so rude, be careful that I really cooked you!! ”

(·`w)

"...... you want"

u ` u

"Damn guy!!"

.. (vv)…

Of course, Anne wouldn't do that, but she was a little unwilling.

"Then I...... Then I'm going to buy that cat later?! ”

Hmph (.) -`w-)

Anne didn't believe it, couldn't cure the pregnant dog?

“！！”

"Hello! Little girl, my name is Frank!! ”

··

（...... ）

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