Chapter 570: Brother Jiqing
Alvin looked at Thor with interest like a resentful woman who hadn't received public food for decades, and angrily grabbed Loki's collar and shook it desperately, shouting, "Why? Why? What have you done? Come home with me~"
Loki was like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and in the face of Thor's roar, the injuries on his body didn't seem to be so painful, he grinned and showed a mouthful of white teeth, and said with a chuckle: "What do I want to do?" Brother, this question of yours is so funny!
I want to be king, I told you a long time ago, but no one cares!
Everybody loves you, brother, everybody thinks you're a natural king, and you're just like our father when he was younger! ”
Saying that, Loki's eyes suddenly widened, and he roared angrily, "What about me? What about me? Nobody cares about me! No matter how hard I try, no matter how much I please, no one cares! It seems like I'm just a shadow of you!
Why can't I be a king? I'm much better than you!
You're just a belligerent, reckless, mindless fool who leads us to stupid things every time, and it's all of us who end up being punished.
In the end, they will judge you, oh~ He is really similar to Odin when he was young!
What about me? Who cares how I feel? ”
Thor glared at him with a little sadness and said, "Yes, Loki, I used to be an idiot, and I always longed for war!"
But I now understand that the Nine Kingdoms do not need war, and Asgard's mission is to maintain peace in the Nine Kingdoms! We~"
Loki interrupted Thor with a sneer, and said sarcastically, "Why are you so stupid? Why do so many people like you?
You are belligerent, they will say that you are brave, you are suddenly peace-loving, what will they say? Oh~ Thor must be a benevolent king in the future!
Peace? Ha~ If there is peace, why is the water of the ice giants of Jotunheim living hot?
You foolishly started the war, but no one blames you, and when you confess your mistake to Odin, he can't wait to put the crown back on you.
What about me? For Asgard's sake, for Odin's sake, I killed my real father, Laufey! For the sake of damn peace, I decided to destroy Jotunheim.
What about you? You just went back to Asgard and told me that the war was wrong, and you sent me to hell!
People can't wait to applaud you and cheer for you, wow~ They have welcomed a benevolent king! ”
Saying that, Loki looked at Thor's rough face and said softly, "What about me?" ”
Thor was stunned for a moment, and suddenly picked up Loki like an angry lion, put his big face up, and roared loudly, "That's why you want to kill me?" That's why you hurt your father? That's why you hurt your mother?
When did you say you wanted to be king? We are brothers, when have you really opened your heart to me?
I've made a lot of mistakes, I've been punished, and I know what I'm supposed to do! What about you? What do you want? ”
Alvin's scalp was a little numb and looked at Thor who was full of affection, and after roaring, he suddenly became gentle and said to Loki: "Come home with me, Loki, whatever you want to do, stop!"
Come home with me, if you can truly understand Asgard's responsibility, if you can win the approval of the majority, I can leave Asgard!
You are my brother, I apologize for my past recklessness and stupidity, come home with me!
Ever since you fell into the plane turbulence, Friga has never been happy! ”
Alvin touched Hela, who had a strange expression next to him, and said, "You Asgardians are all brains like this?" What are they fighting for? Throne?
I don't think these two fools are stupid, they won't be able to survive Odin's old thing! ”
Hela glanced at Alvin, and said with some contempt: "This is just a kind of "conspiracy", the people of the Nine Kingdoms need an Asgardian heir who meets their hearts, and Odin needs the stability of the Nine Kingdoms. ”
Saying that, Hela said a little sadly: "So I was imprisoned~."
It looks like this Thor is a suitable heir recognized by others!
Those cowards of the Nine Kingdoms did not dare to resist, and could only pray that the next king of Asgard would be a merciful fool! ”
Alvin shook his head, he was not interested in this kind of thing, the nine kingdoms were too far away, these things should be a gossip and forget it, if he really took it seriously, he was making himself uncomfortable.
Glancing at Thor, who was staring at him, Alvin said with a smile, "How do you feel when you suddenly see your two younger brothers?" Especially since you crippled one! ”
Hela looked at Thor and Loki, who were about to hug and kiss, and cried with their heads, and said, "These are two fools, has Asgard weakened to this extent?"
Is the dreaded Ragnarok really unavoidable? The test of fate was a little too cruel for the people of Asgard.
Let such a fool be the heir, I don't see the future of Asgard at all! ”
Alvin shook his head with a smile and said, "Then it will only be meaningful until that old thing of Odin dies before the heir is meaningful!" It's too early to talk about these things! ”
Thor was trying to persuade Loki to go home with him, but he heard someone call him a fool, he put down Loki angrily, completely forgetting the fact that this old man is now a disabled person, and let his body fall heavily on the ground, and the back of his head hit the corner of the wall with a "bang~"!
Loki's heart, which had just been a little moved, was awakened by this moment, watching Thor roar angrily at the terrible woman, Loki was a little gloating and waiting for Thor to be beaten.
"Take back your stupidity, woman! The "gods" of Asgard are not something you can denigrate! ”
Alvin took a step back to the side, lest Thor splash himself with blood when he was unlucky.
As a result, Alvin was a little disappointed, Hela didn't get angry, but pursed her lips, and said with a smile in a caring tone: "Okay, I apologize!" You are not stupid, and fools cannot be a "god".
Why don't we ask this Loki, what exactly does he want to do? It is said that the whole world is in chaos now! ”
Alvin looked at Thor's strange expression with amusement, it is estimated that he doesn't know whether to continue to be angry or what, this tenacious fool has lived on Earth for a few months, and his temper has indeed become less impulsive.
Walked over and patted Thor on the shoulder, and muttered a few words in his ear, and then Alvin smiled and said, "You're good now, the improvement of your temper is still good, at least it will keep you from ending up with this idiot." ”
Saying that, Alvin walked up to Loki's side and chuckled, "We can start again, man, what's your name~"
Saying that, Alvin took advantage of Thor not paying attention, and used "tyranny" to turn into a sledgehammer and hit Loki's knee hard, causing him to let out a violent scream, and then roared angrily: "Who the fuck are you?" ”
Loki hugged his knees, which had just gotten better and were broken again, and cried out bitterly, "Who the do you want me to be?" You mean~"
Thor angrily yelled at Alvin, "What are you doing? He's my brother! ”
Just as Thor was screaming and about to rush at Alvin, Stark closed his visor and stood in front of him, and said in a deep voice: "Your brother sneaked into my house to steal something, and we all speculated that he had done other bad things, and Alvin was interrogating him."
You'd better be honest, if you want to fight, we can go outside! ”
Alvin glanced at the excited Thor and said, "Just over two hours ago, someone used the Cosmic Cube to shake the dimensional membrane of the entire earth, and now there are demons all over the world, guess, does this have anything to do with your brother?" ”
Thor was stunned for a moment, looked at Alvin suspiciously, and said, "Shock Dimension Membrane, what is that?" ”
Alvin shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "Actually, I don't know, this is what a mage told me, oh~ That mage is now rushing to save his girlfriend."
Although I can't figure out this kind of professional thing, but~"
Before Alvin could finish speaking, he raised his hammer and smashed it again into Loki's hand that was supported on the ground, and roared at Thor, "He brought an army, he wants to destroy us!" What the fuck do you want me to do? ”
Loki's eyes widened as he raised his smashed hand and yelled at the unreasonable Alvin, "I didn't~"
Alvin hit Loki's ear with a hammer and shouted brutally, "You have~"
Loki was unreasonable in the face of Alvin's unreasonableness, and shouted angrily: "I haven't be~"
Alvin punched Loki in the nose and scolded, "Then you're just fucking about to do this~"
Loki covered his nose with his messy hands in pain, and shouted helplessly: "I haven't done it yet, how can you know~"
Alvin brutally chopped Loki's bare foot, which had just gotten better, and shouted brutally, "I fucking dreamed about it, do I need to report it to you?" ”
Thor, who was a little stunned by Alvin's ferocity just now, finally reacted, raised his hand, and made a "whoa, whoa" sound from his mouth to Alvin's side, motioning for him to stop, and then looked at the miserable Loki and said, "Is this true?" Do you want to wage war on Earth? How could you work with demons? They simply can't be trusted! ”
Loki looked at Thor in despair and screamed miserably, "I didn't, I didn't want to work with the demon at all, I don't fucking know what's going on?" ”
Thor looked at Loki in disappointment and said, "You're lying to me again, Loki, we grew up together, played together, fought together, why do you always take me for a fool?" ”
Loki was stunned for a few seconds in the face of Thor's questioning, he really didn't know what was going on with the demon, and Shavig's experiment was not at his behest, everything was an accident.
It was also because of this accident that he hurriedly sent himself to Alvin's mouth waiting to be chewed.
In the face of Thor's questioning, Loki suddenly shouted very aggrievedly, "Because you took everything from me!" I'm going to prove that I'm a worthy king!
I'm going to recruit an army, but they're Ziritans, not fucking demons~"
Alvin spread his hands at Thor with a dejected expression and said, "Look, I guessed right! So let me ask, what does he want to do? And where is that cosmic cube now? ”
Thor shook his head in pain and said, "Don't kill him! I'll take him back, and as long as Loki is off Earth, nothing will happen! ”
Alvin tore off a strip of cloth from Loki's body and tied it to his eyes, spun around nervously in place twice, and said with a cruel smile: "Then it depends on whether he cooperates?" ”
As he spoke, Alvin swung the sledgehammer in his hand and smashed it out fiercely, but because he couldn't see anything, the sledgehammer struck the wall, opening a big hole.
Alvin, who had missed the first shot, shook his head dissatisfied, swung the sledgehammer again, and smashed it out again, this time the touch told Alvin that he had hit something.
Loki looked at his smashed sunken shoulders and let out a scream of fear!
The brotherly Thor grabbed Alvin's arm and exclaimed angrily, "What are you doing? I thought you were just scaring him! ”
Alvin turned the sledgehammer in his hand, smiled nervously, and said, "If he can live to explain things clearly, I'm just scaring him!" ”
Stark shook his head and walked over to Hela's side and said, "You don't seem to care about your brothers at all, tsk, Alvin's neurotic interrogation methods are really cruel!" ”
Hela glanced at Stark and said funny, "Alvin didn't want to kill him, why should I interfere?" It doesn't look like you know Alvin as well as you appear! ”
Stark shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said with a smile, "I'm generally only interested in learning about beautiful women, Alvin?" All I need to know is a friend! ”
Saying that, Stark pointed at Loki, who looked extremely miserable, and said with a smile: "You really don't care? Sounds like they're all your little brothers! ”
Hela calmly glanced at Loki and Thor, and said softly, "The Asgardians have their own destiny trajectory, if he is destined to die, why should I stop him."
And Alvin is going to kill him, why not use a tomahawk?
You can't kill the "gods" of Asgard with a hammer! ”
Saying that, Hela looked at Stark, who seemed to be frivolous, looked at his palms that had been open, and his slightly bent knees, and said funny: "Are you testing me?" What do I want to do, do you think you can stop it with a weak chicken? ”
When Stark and Hela were talking, Loki finally collapsed, he watched Thor struggle to pull the neurotic Alvin, and Loki, who knew that his life would be in danger if he didn't confess, shouted aggrievedly: "Stop! I did!
I've told you everything, but I really didn't do anything!
I don't have time to fuck anything~"
Alvin heard Loki's plea for mercy and ended his neurotic performance, he threw away the sledgehammer in his hand and chuckled and said, "I'm short on time, you have 5 minutes to convince me not to kill you!" ”