Chapter 391: The Noise in the Head

When he returned home with the electric fan he bought, Huang Dou felt that his whole body strength had been exhausted. Helplessly, I turned up the speed and lay down in bed again, wanting to use as little exercise as possible to get through this most stuffy day.

Female: "Doglegs, Xiaowen invited you to dinner at noon today, why did you eat so little, I don't look like your style!" ”

Man: "Yes, yes, your amount of food is only one-fifth of your usual meal at most!" ”

"I don't have an appetite, on such a hot day, I just want to lie down and sleep!" Half-worried, as he spoke, he was already dazed, as if he was about to fall asleep.

As soon as his eyelids opened and closed, Huang Dou's eyes blurred to see that the rapid rotation of the electric fan on the opposite side brought hot air and worked hard.

Every time he opened his eyes, the speed became slower and slower, and in the end, Huang Dou still couldn't resist the interference of the sleeping god, and the snoring came as scheduled after closing it.

"Whew... WhewΒ·Β· Whew..."

In the small room, the sound starts here, and the chirps in the trees outside the window are also good hypnotics. One after another, endlessly.

Woman: "Sleep, sleep, this kid is really asleep!" What are we doing? ”

Man: "Then let's sleep!" ”

Woman: "Bang! What nonsense! Who's going to sleep with you! ”

Man: "Oops! It hurts! You asked me first! ”

Just when the voices of men and women were arguing, suddenly, a pink phantom appeared, and after the illusion, he stood beside the soybean bed with a smile on his face.

Man: "This is... ”

Woman: "Shhh Don't talk yet, let's see what she's going to do! ”

Qing'er, who was standing in front of Huang Dou, still smiling, slowly leaned down: "Little guy, why are you asleep again?" Hehe..."

Man: "Beautiful, so beautiful!" Isn't it beautiful? ”

Woman: "Shut up! (Bang!) )”

Male: "Β·Β·Β·"

Seeing that the soybeans were sleeping soundly, Qing'er wiped a smile on the corner of her mouth, got up, dressed in a pink gauze dress, and flew around with the strong wind blowing by the fan. The light and fluttering skirt makes the white legs looming, and if others see it, they will definitely salivate.

Spun in place, perhaps the power of the electric fan, which made Qing'er feel like she was dancing. As the body rotated, the pink skirt also danced, looking like a fairy in the mortal world.

The male voice saw it and wanted to speak, but when he looked at the female voice, he didn't dare to make a sound, so he had to blink his big eyes and watch the fairy-like Qing'er on the other side move.

"Hehe, handsome little man? Why did you fall asleep again in the middle of the day? "Qing'er who played alone for a while. Rotated to the side of the bed, blinked his big eyes, and looked at the soybeans who closed his eyes tightly and slept with no one knowing.

After speaking, the slender white jade fingers gently touched the face of the soybean, and the clear laughter was like a clear spring in the quiet mountain forest, refreshing and ethereal,

Seeing that Huang Dou didn't answer, Qing'er's eyes once again smeared the tear bottle on the other party's neck.

When the outstretched hand wanted to touch it, it stopped, and the corners of the mouth that were originally smiling let out a soft snort: "Since I can't get it, then I can only cut off your head and take it directly!" ”

Man and woman: "Huh?"

As soon as they heard the other party say this, the voices of men and women suddenly sounded like ants that had exploded the pot, vying to scream for soybeans to get up.

All this, Qing'er standing next to her couldn't hear it at all, her white fingers turned into a transformation, and a sharp dagger instantly appeared in her hand.

Woman: "Oops! What's going on! Doglegs, wake up, someone is going to kill you! ”

Man: "If you kill the dog's leg, won't you just kill me!" Oops! Oh, my God! This little girl looks like a fairy, why is she so cruel and vicious! ”

I saw Qing'er in front of me, when she smeared her sharp knife between her fingers, she smiled sweetly at the corner of her mouth, and suddenly there was a trace of bewitchment and evil in her eyes.

Just when the other party slowly cut the knife and was about to wipe the neck of the soybean, even if the soybean slept soundly, he finally couldn't stand the coaxing in his head.

Just when the other party's knife edge was about to touch the major artery of the soybean's neck, the snoring stopped, and the soybean who suddenly frowned slightly seemed to be about to wake up.

"What? Are you going to wake up so soon? Qing'er, who was half-squatting at the head of the bed, saw that the situation was not good, immediately got up, ran to the window, and disappeared.

Woman: "Doglegs, someone is going to kill you, wake up!" ”

Man: "Ahhhh Ahhh

Woman: "What are you doing?" ”

Man: "Singing?" ”

Woman: "It's all this time, are you still in the mood to sing?" ”

M: "When I was in school, the teacher said that I was the most ugly to sing, so I thought that with such an ugly singing voice, I couldn't make sure I could wake up the soybeans!" ”

Woman: "Then you go on!" ”

Man: "Ahhhh Ahhhhhh

This trick really worked, Huang Dou was born in his own sweet dream, and was called back by the anxious male voice with a ghostly singing.

"You're really noisy!" Soybean, who rubbed his eyes, slowly opened his eyes, and saw that it was still daytime, and his heart seemed a little irritable.

As soon as the sound of soybeans sounded, the male voice finally stopped screaming, and the female voice also breathed a sigh of relief.

Woman: "I'm finally awake!" ”

"Hmm!" After waking up, Huang Dou sat up and breathed a long sigh of relief, "You guys are so noisy, if you don't wake up, you think I'm a dead person!" ”

This complaint suddenly made the voices of men and women boil.

Men and women: "@#%#Q#%$#@#@#$Β·Β·Β·Β·"

Soybeans were so confused that they only heard a rumble in their heads, and they didn't know what they were talking about.

"Stop!" A pause in the movement of both hands, and then, the soybeans that also made a sound in their mouths were speechless, and in addition to being speechless, they were left. I suspect that my rabies has spread to the brain, and the voices of men and women must have been all dry, so they will get sick in such a hot summer!

Woman: "Doglegs, it's not like this, we woke you up, it's really something urgent, I want to tell you!" ”

"What? This guy likes to talk to himself? Qing'er, who was hiding in the dark, observed the soybean's every move after waking up.

Seeing that the other party was sitting on the bed since he woke up, dancing and talking to himself, Qing'er's eyes were full of surprise, and then, the corners of her crimson mouth rose, and the snow-white little tiger teeth were slightly revealed.

"Humph! This guy from the God Rent Pavilion is really a weirdo! ”

Soybean, who was sitting on the bed, listened to the male and female voices in his head, you and me, and after telling the story, his eyes widened more and more.

Strange, how I didn't feel it at all! The orange eyes of the soybeans slowly moved around the room.

Qing'er, who was hiding in the shadows, saw that the other party seemed to be looking around, so she quickly hid more tightly.

Looking closely at the soybeans who looked around, they completely believed what the male and female voices said, after all, their lives were connected to each other, how could they not worry about the flesh of this three-soul body!