Chapter 102: Scumbag!
"Damn, scumbag!" Lisa cursed quietly.
"I know he's a scumbag, but the question is what to do? Let's exit the tunnel, or ...... "I asked, that young man is really a scumbag, unreliable at the critical moment, he actually blocked his girlfriend between himself and the tiger, I guess I should break up when I go back, it's good, high school, I should have studied hard, these two guys are skipping class, it's too much."
"Turn back and get out of the way, endlessly," said Lisa, "and let them pass." ”
After speaking, I felt the rope pull a little, and looking back, Lisa took the initiative to walk to the side of the barbed wire, and lay on the ground sideways, with two big paws still on top of her head, and her small eyes showed a very scared look, I almost couldn't hold back the laughter, even if you pretend to be so cowardly, you are also a big tiger, will people not be afraid of you because you are cute?
But there really was no other way, because I saw that behind the young man, there were still two groups of tourists far away, and they found that there seemed to be a situation on our side, and they all stopped and waited and watched.
I walked up to Lisa, crouched down, put my hand on its head, and shouted at the two young men, "Come here, my tiger doesn't bite!" ”
"You fart!" The little boy hid behind his girlfriend, and he was very imposing, and he dared to scold me, "Whoever walks the dog says that his dog doesn't bite, that's a tiger!" Take it away! ”
"Can't take it away!" I was also a little angry, "This is a circus tiger, sick, I want to take it to the back mountain to see a doctor, you have to hurry over, but you go back the same way and give way to me!" ”
"That's a good point." Lisa's stomach moved.
"Don't squeak." I whispered.
"Circus Ah......" The little boy was a little less scared, and finally got out from behind his girlfriend, and discussed with his girlfriend in a whisper, maybe he decided to continue to go to me, but the girlfriend was frightened, turned around and wanted to go back, the two argued a few words, and the boy actually threw off his girlfriend!
"Go back yourself! I still have to go home to pick up the delivery! My newly bought AJ has arrived! ”
"Am I important or is your AJ important?" The girl asked angrily.
"Uh...... I'm in a hurry to try it on! The boy softened his tone.
"Then you can go to your AJ! Good bye! After the girl finished speaking, she turned and walked back.
The boy stood there stunned for a while, but he really didn't chase the girl, and walked quickly down the steps towards us.
I've been pressing Lisa, by the way, petting this big cat, but the feel is still very different from that of a domestic cat, its fur is relatively hard, similar to Ling'er's tail, it looks like a wild animal, the fur is very hard, in order to adapt to the complex and harsh environment in the wild?
The boy walked to our side, glanced at Lisa, and continued to walk forward, I thought it would be fine, there was a boy sample, it is estimated that the tourists behind him, also dare to follow down, clinker, the boy just passed, Lisa who was pressed by my hand, suddenly burst out, roared, and pounced on the boy, I still have its "reins" in my hand, and I took my whole person to fly!
But Lisa didn't really bite the little young man, just jumped behind it, half-upright, the boy heard the shout, turned around, and Lisa had a face-to-face, scared mom, fell straight back, fell on the steps, rolled backwards twice, his physical fitness is good, very agile, after rolling, immediately get up, and run down with a rolling belt!
It felt like I had fallen harder than the boy, and I fell directly on the ground, but fortunately I didn't lie on the steps, or I might have broken two ribs.
"What are you doing!" I frowned and asked, Lisa has been a sperm for so many years, so she doesn't still have animal nature in her body, right?
"Punish the scumbag," Lisa said softly, "Okay, hit me." ”
"Huh?"
"Hit me, show the tourists behind, let them pass with confidence."
“…… How to fight? I asked, "I haven't fought a tiger, I have no experience, and I ...... a little lighter."
"Oh, just hit me with your punches and kicks, and it's okay to attack my abdomen with all your might." After Lisa finished speaking, she obediently lay on the ground.
I knew that for cats, the abdomen was a weakness, and it seemed that the tiger was the same, but since Lisa said that it was okay, it should be fine, so I crossed my waist and kicked Lisa angrily, and scolded her for being disobedient and so on.
After a beating, I looked back and saw that the girl, and the tourists behind me, were attracted by me, and I took the opportunity to shout at them: "Come here with confidence!" It's really nothing! This tiger is very obedient! ”
As I spoke, I slapped Lisa on the head again, and Lisa whimpered cooperatively, pretending to be aggrieved, and buried her face with her claws.
I don't know if I deceived the tourists, but I deceived a few flying boat hyenas on the other side of the barbed wire, and gathered together in groups of three or five, watching me beat the tigers, and they got closer and closer, to be honest, I was a little afraid of hyenas, and I felt that this animal was ferocious and very bottomless.
The girl looked a little farther away, and I looked back to see that the young man had run away.
"Girl, it's okay, come here!" I said gently.
The girl may have been attracted by my sunny handsomeness, nodded her head, and walked over generously, but the two groups of tourists behind her, like hyenas, still watched from the sidelines, and the girl walked up to me, and this time Lisa was very well-behaved, and did not even move, and her paws were still on the top of her head.
"Little brother, is this your tiger?" The girl asked.
"Uh...... Circus, I'm an animal trainer. "I said, Lisa is, but she's a beast now, and I'm human, so I borrowed her profession.
"Wow, that's amazing, does it listen to you?" The girl asked again.
I said in my heart: Why do you go quickly, I'm still in a hurry!
But my face was full of smiles: "Listen, it was angry just now because your boyfriend scolded it." ”
I'm the best at framing things.
The girl's face suddenly realized: "So that's the case, don't worry, I won't scold it." ”
"Well, let's go, your boyfriend is still waiting for you over there." I deliberately provoked her.
"Hehe," the girl sneered, "this kind of boyfriend, do I still keep him for the New Year?" It's already divided. ”
"Oh," I feigned pity, "what a pity, he's so handsome!" ”
"Not as handsome as you!" The girl said playfully, looking at Lisa again, "Can I touch it?" ”
"Uh...... I'm afraid this won't work, hey! Before I could stop it, the girl actually got started and touched Lisa's waist, Lisa couldn't see it, she didn't know it at all, she was suddenly touched, and the skin on her entire waist suddenly trembled, so frightened that the girl quickly retracted her hand.
Fortunately, Lisa didn't make the next move, and the girl breathed a sigh of relief, and so did I!
"Good tiger, what's it called? Male and female? ”
"Lisa, it's a mother...... Tigress. "I changed my tune and said that the tigress was afraid that Lisa would be angry, and in the human world, that was an insulting word.
"Well, thank you, little brother!" The girl got up and walked down a little reluctantly, and I was about to get up when the girl turned over and ran over again and took out her phone.
"Little brother, can I add you to WeChat?"
"Little sister, go to school hard!" I smiled and refused her kindness, I'm not an Ivy Native!
The girl was very disappointed, oh, turned around and left, I breathed a sigh of relief, if I wasn't my current identity, I would definitely add her WeChat, she still looks pretty good, but I ...... now In spite of oneself.
This was about to pull Lisa to her feet, and suddenly, I heard a voice that was very close to me: 159, XXXX, XXXX.
This number, a little familiar, right? No need to ask, it must have been Lisa's stomach making the sound, and I turned my head to look at it, and it smiled at me.
"Hee-hee, thank you!" The girl thought it was me who was talking, turned around and smiled sweetly at me.
But that's not my phone number!
The girl lowered her head and added WeChat, and soon turned around again: "Your name is Ah Kun?" ”