Chapter 437: The Best Way to Divert Pain
As Park Jae-in finished chanting the last byte in his old voice, a piercing milky white light suddenly spread out around him.
The tables and chairs displayed on both sides were overturned by the ensuing shock waves, dust and wood chips scattered in the air, and the scorching light effect mixed with mental disturbance filled the entire church.
"Holy Light Technique? It's a bit interesting~" Meng Lang stood still for a long time, and as soon as the holy light and strong wind arrived in front of him, he was pushed to both sides by the upgraded Haoran righteousness, without causing any trouble.
And the old god stick on the opposite side was a little shaken at this time.
Liu Wukui, who he thought would obediently "manifest" under the light of the Holy Light, did not appear as he wished, and the only abnormalities around him were some untraceable rumors.
'Not true! Since that little ghost didn't use a trick, then ...... guessed the possibility of a certain horror, Park Jae-in unconsciously put his left hand on the cross on his chest, and raised his 120,000 mental guard.
However, the next second.
A skinny figure flickered behind him, and its little short legs flew up and kicked him on the kneecap with the force of wind and thunder.
"Bang! Click-"
Liu Wukui's powerful Fengshen leg kicked on a layer of blood-red light curtain, making a tooth-aching sound of glass shattering.
Xiao Lori was originally pregnant with the life of a fairy child, with innate supernatural powers, five directions, and a large amount of internal qi, and in the past few days, under the guidance of Feng Baobao, she has learned the first two styles of Fengshen's legs.
Now with the blessing of "Flying on the Vegetables", she can even rank in the top ten in the Haoqi Alliance in terms of speed alone, and her combat effectiveness has long been incomparable to that of when she was in Biyou Village.
"Huh? Master, why didn't you remind me earlier that this old guy has a talisman on him! Little Lori glared back at her master very dissatisfied.
Meng Lang dug his nostrils and pretended not to see it: "Remind me, you only have 50 seconds left." ”
"Humph! Wait and see! Liu Wukui snorted lightly, and his feet disappeared from Park Jae-in's field of vision again.
Seeing this, the old god stick didn't dare to be careless, and learned a lesson and took precautions.
I saw that he took out a silver crossbow from his bosom and secretly guarded, and at the same time sang a hymn in his mouth: "When the first angel sounded the holy horn, hurricanes and rains turned this place to ashes......
As the chanting became louder and louder, there seemed to be countless whisperers bowing down and praying in the church, and the incandescent light on the cross on Park Jae-in's chest became brighter and brighter, and a faint phantom of a white-feathered pigeon with a human body appeared behind the old god stick, spreading its wings to protect it.
"Tut-tut~ Is this the famous angel teaching pigeon essence? Is this wing braised or stewed...... Meng someone unconsciously wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, "Wukui, there are still 30 seconds, the delay is too long, be careful that the ice cream shop will close for a while!" ”
"Cut~ People know! The old god stick eats my trick****——! ”
Meng Lang: (. ヘ°)?!?
Watching Xiao Lori's long-standing kick fall from the sky and kick it on the pigeon's head, a series of question marks unconsciously appeared above Meng someone's head.
'How does the baby take care of the baby?' Can anyone tell me what the hell "****" is? Can the eighteenth style of Ah Wei be given to children casually? ’
Just when Meng was doubting his life, Liu Wukui had already broken Park Jae-in's defense line with three strikes and five divisions, and with the help of the talisman produced by the logistics department, he took down a broken arrow from the old god stick, and crushed the bones of his feet while he was unprepared.
"Call it a day!"
After completing the task, Xiao Lori dusted off her clothes with a calm face, and learned from Meng Lang's usual tone of speech elegant and easy-going: "Old man, Wukui thank you for letting go of the sea, please be sure to take care of your body after you go back, and when you heal and hurt me, I will break your leg next time!" ”
Park Jae-in, who sat on the ground and convulsed in pain: "......"
Is this kid the devil? With such a cute little face, what he said was so unpleasant? How do you usually teach you?
In fact, this is a question that Meng also wants to know.
If it weren't for the fact that he still had something to do now, Meng Lang really wanted to pick up the little Lori immediately and ask her what she had learned from Feng Baobao in the past two days.
With a black face, Meng Lang pulled his apprentice and stepped over Park Jae-in, and kicked off his hands that were reaching into his arms to grope something.
"Ah——!h
In the screams of the old god, Meng Lang taught the little apprentice what it means to be elegant and easy-going:
"Don't thank me, Father! Look~ Your legs were shaking with pain just now, but now it doesn't hurt so much, right? Mr. Lu Shuren once said that the best way to forget the pain is to divert attention...... Look, isn't there a lot of pain in your feet? ”
Then I really want to thank your ancestors for 18 generations! Park Jae-in's eyes were red and bloodshot, and his mouth was sobbing for a long time, but he fainted without saying anything, and he didn't know whether he was hurt or angry.
The previous farce had already dissuaded the unrelated personnel very well, and a group of nuns and priests of the Stick Country who were not aliens ran out of the church screaming one after another, and then were knocked to the ground with a knife by the shadow clone left by Meng Lang at the door.
…… Well, should I say it or not, the profession of nuns is quite profitable, and the pads during plastic surgery are basically high-end goods, even if they are hit by someone Meng, there are few crooked noses.
Leaving a shadow clone to cast the Heavenly Palace Phantom to deal with passers-by, Meng Lang pulled Xiao Lori all the way through the hall, and finally came to the door of an inconspicuous office after kicking and exploding thirteen trap magic arrays one after another.
Meng Lang cleared his throat and knocked politely on the door: "Hello~Yike dies and dies oil~"
There was a moment of silence in the room, and then a young man's voice came from the fluttering: "How is that?"
"Isai honey ~ buy Nemui thorn oil and Fadel ~"
The room was silent again, and after a long time, it was the young voice that spoke, only this time it was replaced by a Chinese with a round voice: "...... Master Meng Meng, has anyone told you that the way you chat is really unpleasant. ”
"Oh? That's really sorry~ Please be sure to point out the most ugly part of my speech, let me reflect on it, so that I can increase my efforts in the future. ”
Meng's tone was as elegant and easy-going as ever, but it easily made the three listeners in the room feel physically uncomfortable.
"Bang-"
"The surname is Meng! I've put up with you for a long time! ”
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PS: First update
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