Chapter 13: Pegasus Marksmanship
After the lunch break, Huang Shang had three physical education classes in the afternoon, the first period was the long jump test, and after the announcement of free activities, Huang Shang dealt with the female students who came around, while looking at the other side of the playground to teach physical education to other classes, Teacher Chen, who was holding a red tassel gun and playing with a big gun.
That's right, it's the one who opened the martial arts gym at home.
This teacher Chen is in his thirties, less than 1.8 meters tall, with an average appearance and a tan, but because of his perennial martial arts practice, his figure is not bad.
It is......
It's not pretty.
With the level of Huang Shang's eighteen blades, although they are basically between 20~40, and the spear skills are only 32 points, but seeing Mr. Chen's Liuhe gun routine, it is really not very beautiful.
"How? Do you want to learn the Liuhe gun from the teacher? Bao teaches Bao Hui, and may be able to be a martial arts star in the future. After playing a set of Liuhe guns, Teacher Chen immediately sold to several students who were watching.
"I don't learn, it's ugly." A female student was full of disgust: "It's far worse than in the movie." ”
"You also said that it was a movie, it must have been filmed to look good, and real martial arts are not so good-looking. Not only martial arts, but boxing, karate, taekwondo and other countries are not as fierce and fierce as they are filmed in the movie, but in reality it is the same. Teacher Chen hurriedly explained, trying to change the female student's opinion.
"That's different, at least boxing, karate and taekwondo are all Olympic sports, which are very confrontational, but martial arts are just showmanship, which looks very powerful, but in fact, it doesn't have much actual combat effect. In the past two years, there have been people fighting fakes, how many martial arts masters have appeared in their original form, and I don't learn it! The female students said one set of things, but they were reasonable and well-founded, which made Teacher Chen speechless.
"Teacher Chen, it has been said on the Internet that modern martial arts are originally gymnastics routines to strengthen the body, and there is no actual combat ability at all. If you play well, we can learn from it, but you don't look good! Slowly, it's always stuck, or do you change the routine? If you play it better, maybe someone will learn it! A male student said.
"Yes, Mr. Chen, you change this routine of slow and leisurely frames, and practice in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror to make the routine look better. Isn't making movies now also about the pursuit of beauty! If the routine is good, someone must learn it. ”
After being 'instructed' by several students, Teacher Chen's face was ugly and he yelled: "Free activities are canceled!" Give me a lap! When is the end of the class and when is it over! ”
"Huh!?"
"Isn't it!"
"Oh? Finished! ”
There was a lot of complaints on the playground, and the students who 'pointed' Teacher Chen became the target of public criticism, and the two sides were not people.
Seeing Teacher Chen standing lonely on the edge of the playground, Huang Shang walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Teacher Chen, don't be sad. ”
"Teacher Huang!" Seeing him, Mr. Chen barely squeezed out a smile: "Let you see the joke." ”
"No, the decline of traditional martial arts is a national policy, and there is no way to do it." Huang Shang comforted: "But what those students said is right, modern martial arts has become a kind of routine performance, since it is a performance, of course, the more gorgeous the better, otherwise the students would rather learn to dance, rhythmic gymnastics, and Peking Opera, which is better than learning martial arts that are not good-looking and have little actual combat ability." What do you think? ”
Teacher Chen was silent.
"So be it!" Huang Shang dragged the red tassel gun in Mr. Chen's hand: "I used to create a set of marksmanship with reference to costume martial arts dramas, and Mr. Chen helped me point out. ”
"Teacher Huang can also marksmanship?" Teacher Chen was stunned.
"A little fur."
"Wow! Teacher Huang is going to practice martial arts! ”
Seeing Huang Shang holding a red tassel gun and moving his body, the female students who were doing good things immediately surrounded him, and those students who were running laps also slowed down and walked around to look this way.
"Don't get so close, stay away, my marksmanship is too lethal, and the gunfire is vertical and horizontal within a radius of five meters, don't hurt you." Huang Shang had a fierce face.
"Wow! I'm so scared! ”
"Teacher Huang is so fierce, I'm afraid."
The girls giggled and stepped back.
When half of the figure disappeared within a radius of five meters, Huang Shang said: "Look at it, my set of marksmanship is called Tianma marksmanship, which is taken from the imagination and unrestrained." ”
"Wow! Teacher Huang actually knows idioms, so amazing! ”
Huang Shang's face was black: "Who said I don't know idioms?" Stand out! I promise not to kill you! ”
"Hee-hee-hee......"
"Haha......"
Teachers and students burst into laughter.
Huang Shang didn't bother to pay attention to it, and played with marksmanship.
Buzz –
Boom –
Crackle –
The laughter stopped abruptly, and looking at the bursts of sonic boom brought by Huang Shang when he danced the red tassel gun, everyone's hairs stood on end, and their bodies were cold.
At this time, Huang Shang rotated seven hundred and twenty degrees on the spot, and the red tassel spear rotated from his front to his back, and from his back to his front, and the humming sound of rotation was not interrupted for half a minute, and it was done in one go.
The legs split into horse steps, and the red tassel spear smashed the ground on the left and the ground on the right like lightning.
There were two snaps, as if riding on a war horse and killing the enemy soldiers on the left and right, and the teachers and students who smashed it trembled.
The spear was thrown into the air, Huang Shang slowly retracted, stretched out his right hand, just caught the falling red tassel spear, and put on a posture similar to Huang Feihong in Foshan.
The handsome posture looks at the little girls with love in their eyes and screams again and again.
"Wow! Mr. Huang is so handsome! ”
"Teacher Huang is so good!"
"Teacher Huang, I love you!"
"Teacher Huang, I'm going to give you a monkey ......"
“……”
Huang Shang pointed the tip of his gun at the girl who was going to give birth to a monkey for him: "If you want to give birth to a monkey for me, run around the playground for 10,000 laps until the monkey is born." ”
"Hee-hee...... Teacher Huang is so ruthless, haha......"
The little girls are like, but the boys are so excited.
"Teacher Huang, are you spreading horse marksmanship this day? Can we learn? Fees are also available! ”
Teacher Chen: "......"
Huang Shang smiled and threw the red tassel gun back to him: "Teacher Chen, how is it?" ”
"Ahh This ......" Teacher Chen held back for a long time and held back two words: "Good-looking." ”
"Look, aren't there students who want to learn!" Huang Shang said: "Since the current martial arts are all routines, why not make up some better-looking and more eye-catching routines on this basis, even if you don't have actual combat ability, what can you do?" It's all over with handsome. ”
These words are like a beam of light, reflecting a new world in Mr. Chen's heart.
"It's all over when you're handsome...... It's all over handsome...... That's right! It's all over with handsome. How could I not have thought of such a simple truth? Teacher Chen was both annoyed and excited, and held Huang Shang's hand with both hands: "Teacher Huang, thank you, you saved my life!" ”
"That's a big deal."
As early as the fifth year of the world of "City Hunter", Huang Shang had lost hope in the actual combat ability of taolu martial arts, and with the domestic efforts to develop the economy and sweep away all kinds of underworld forces, real kung fu either entered the army or went overseas, but martial arts is a traditional national business card, which is very embarrassing.
At that time, Huang Shang didn't have time to pay attention to this matter for his own mission, until a few months before the mission began, he slowly pondered about this matter, and then thought of a 'free stick' video that he had watched in Jumping Tone.
That video is only a few dozen seconds, but with the Beijing singing segment of "Wild Waves" with a hint of pathos, as well as the appropriate stick dubbing, it is simply a stunning and handsome mess.
Then he came to his senses.
Since the actual combat ability of traditional martial arts is destined to be abandoned by history, why not develop the taolu martial arts in a crazy and cool way?
is like the short video of the free stick, like the martial arts stunts in the lawn mowing game, which can definitely attract the attention of young people.
Although it takes a long time to learn martial arts, it is an important reason why it is not very attractive to young people, but it is ......
If they perform a crazy and cool martial arts routine before they learn, will they give up in the face of great temptation?
There may be lazy people who can't endure hardship and give up, but after all, some young people who are willing to learn and pay for it can be left.
No matter how bad it is, it's always okay to lose weight as exercise!
Now there are so many fat people, there are more and more weight loss classes every year, and practicing martial arts can lose weight, if you accidentally learn a trick and a half, 'inadvertently' play handsome in front of people, isn't it fragrant?
Learning anything is to be valuable, and if there is no value, it will not change, and it is strange if it is not eliminated.
However, Huang Shang has no interest in changing and promoting traditional martial arts, the times are rolling forward, and a large number of talents will always emerge from all walks of life, and the future of traditional martial arts is not his turn to worry about.
Today, just out of compassion, comforting and comforting Mr. Chen, can we recruit more students in the future? That's Mr. Chen's business, and it has nothing to do with him.
I thought it would be okay after that, but I didn't expect his Tianma marksmanship to be passed on through two students in physical education class.
Fortunately, the school does not allow students to bring mobile phones into the school, and no one took this video, otherwise he would have become an Internet celebrity if it was uploaded to the Internet.
Of course, there is nothing wrong with Internet celebrities, but he has been deliberately avoiding the media since he retired, first, he doesn't want to affect his mood, second, he doesn't want to affect the mood of fans, and third, he has been adrift for many years and wants to live a stable life.
Otherwise, with his influence in the past few years, the sports bureaus or professional clubs in major cities across the country will return to his hometown to be a physical education teacher in a low-key manner.
Although 'yesterday' recovered from his injury due to the reward of the system, the thought of going to countless movie worlds in the future made basketball a lot lighter in his heart.
After returning yesterday, although I went to play for half an hour because of itchy hands, after being driven away by my aunt, my hands stopped itching, and I haven't itched until now.
This made him realize his true heart.
The world of cinema will become an unknown ocean that he constantly explores, and this world is his safe haven, where he just wants to relax and rest.