Chapter 18 Five Watches Trouble Station
Erhu Tao pouted his ass and left, and the little bandits followed Erhu Tao one by one to get up and walk. Although extremely reluctant, he scolded and cursed in his mouth. But staying halfway through, not staying in the village in front of you, not relying on the store in the back, and waiting in the open air can't get to Wujindang. It's better to go back to the west and shoot yang, settle down at Sun Dajiao's post station, and sleep comfortably. Nourish your spirit, and it's not too late to go back to Ujindang. Of course, what Erhu Tao said is true. Anyway, Sun Dajiao's post house maids are in groups. The wind and dust woman changes every three or five days, and everyone wants to taste something fresh.
Xiao Ji looked at the little bandits, and followed Erhu Tao up and walked forward one by one, he shouted in a daze: "Alas, alas, who let you go!" As he spoke, he also supported his tired body with one hand, and pointed at the little bandit who left with a pat on the buttocks, and was about to get angry: "You stand ...... Lao Tzu"
Er Dongcheng knew that everyone followed Erhu Tao away, and no matter how cruel Xiao Ji said at this time, no one paid attention to him. Sensei said that today, these people are all unprofessional people who were temporarily invited back from nearby villages, and even the old bandits of Wujindang are hard to collect. In order not to make Xiao Ji lose face, Er Dongcheng didn't wait for Xiao Ji to speak ruthlessly, and hurriedly covered Xiao Ji with his hand to make the next words: "Second brother, don't say it." Now let these people come back and listen to you, aren't you looking bad for yourself? Can you tell me, who will listen to you?"
Xiao Ji broke free of Er Dongcheng's hand covering his mouth: "Uh-huh......" His face was covered red by Er Dongcheng, and he gasped for breath. Bent over, pointed at Er Dongcheng with difficulty, and said breathlessly: "You, you rabbit cub, you almost covered me to death, do you know it!" After speaking, he coughed incessantly. Er Dongcheng woke up like a dream, maybe he was anxious just now, and one hand connected Er Dongcheng's nose and mouth, and blocked him. It's no wonder that the hand that covers his mouth always feels like he is being sucked by a sucker. It turned out that Xiao Ji was in a hurry to breathe. Hey, Er Dongcheng, who blamed himself on the other hand, quickly beat Xiao Ji who was hunched on his back non-stop.
"I said you kid, are you deliberately harming me! Your mother, if you don't let go, I'm about to die!" Xiao Ji slowly calmed down, wiped his chest with his hand and said, "I know you are doing it for my good, but what they did is not wrong." Because, if you stay halfway, you will never go to Wujindang. The ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws, no matter how the boss criticizes, Wu Jindang still has to go back. In the future, admit your mistake to the boss, and you will have to correct it later. There are no rules, there is no circle, and the boss does not punish him, so how will he serve the public in the future. Xiao Ji said with his own rudder.
"Second brother, if you say that, I'm relieved. They are all ordinary people, who can be without fault. You don't have to get into the horns of the bull to do anything, go, catch up with them. Xiao Ji looked up at the sky, in the east, the morning star had risen as high as a bamboo pole. In the far eastern half of the sky, the white belly of the fish has appeared. The crescent moon hangs in the west, and it is getting farther and farther away. The haze and morning fog are getting denser and denser. Just heard the erhu peach in front of him, blowing with the little bandits, but he couldn't see them......
The night sky is silent, and it is black. Not far away, the crowing of a rooster "quack" was heard. Occasionally, one or two "Wang" dog barks are heard, coming from a distance. Er Dongcheng supported Xiao Ji to do it, and at this moment, Xiao Ji did he realize the same feelings as brothers and sisters when he was down. He glanced at Er Dongcheng, whose lips were torn apart by Zhang Yafang and others, swollen outward. The bruises at the corners of his eyes and the swollen large cells made Xiao Ji embarrassed. He was silent, but in his heart he felt despicable about Erhu Tao's bad idea. I thought to myself: Grandma has chicken thighs, and the so-called truth is seen in tribulation. I don't care if you throw Erhu Tao down, but I didn't expect Er Dongcheng to still treat me as a treasure. Secretly said ruthlessly: Hehe, Erhu Tao, see how I clean you up in the future......
There are a lot of people, there are talking and laughing, and I don't feel tired when I walk. In addition, if you walk late, you are afraid of your eyes and feet. A group of people unconsciously walked to Sun Dajia's house: "Knock knock, knock knock...... Open the door, the erwalnut of the black gold swing. Grandma's, business is delivered to the door early in the morning, why don't you hurry up and receive ......" After speaking, Erhu Tao covered his mouth and snickered.
"Ahh......h Honestly, this meeting is a good sleep. It's really uncomfortable to be woken up. He pushed the man sleeping next to him: "The head of the house, I don't know where the gods came from, grandma's, rush to disturb the good things of the old lady at this time, you get up and send them away." ”
Who knows, his man muttered "Ang Ang Ang ......" mushrooms and mushrooms for a while, grinded his teeth for a while, turned over and continued to sleep. turned a deaf ear to Sun Dajiao's words. Seeing that her husband was such a scoundrel, Sun Dajia had no choice but to find clothes and drape them over her shoulders. Anyway, the station never turns off the lights. Sun Dajia found slippers, picked up his pants, and held a lantern in one hand, came to the gate and said loudly to the door: "Who! I don't know if the old lady is dreaming?" The people outside were about to break in, but when Sun Dajiao saw this, he hurriedly pressed his back against the door.
"It doesn't matter if you are a barbarian from the south or a nephew from the north, if you don't follow the rules of the old lady, don't want to enter the gate of the old lady, and report your name quickly!" Sun Dajia scolded loudly. At this time, the little bandits outside muttered noisily: "What name do you report, quickly open the door to Lao Tzu." Erhu Tao stood at the gate, he didn't expect the little bandit to be so rude. He was about to slap the little bandit who had just spoken, and Sun Dajiao was furious when he heard it.
"Her grandmother's, where did she come from, she dared to spread wild seeds at the gate of her mother. It was too late to say that it was too fast, but I heard the door open with a "bang", and Erhu Tao, who was standing at the gate, just pushed the door hard. "Poof" suddenly collided with Sun Dajiao.
"Alas......" Erhu Tao didn't react, Sun Dajia had already put the horse lantern aside, and when he saw Erhu Tao sent to the door, he hugged the moon in his arms, followed by a big backpack, and flipped back, falling Erhu Tao from his arms in a semi-arc from the air to the ground. A, "poof". I only heard the sound of "ouch" in Erhu Tao, and I was used to the stone floor in the big yard of Sun Dajia's house......
She went crazy, and frightened the little bandits one by one to retreat behind the gate. "Grandma's, rush to break ground on Tai Sui's head, are you alive!" Sun Dajiao stuck his hands on his waist and blocked the gate: "Who else comes up again, the old lady still doesn't believe it, just you rabbit cubs, dare to talk back to the old lady." Tell me, who was the open-mouthed and bold old lady who urged the old lady to open the door just now?
Little bandits, you look at me, I look at you, and finally, one by one, they pointed at the little bandit who had just come today and said, "Auntie, it's him, it's us!" said a little bandit trembling and pointing at a cripple. When Sun Dajia heard this, he was about to raise his hand to carry that guy. Erhu Tao got up from the ground and hurriedly limped in front of Sun Da's feet. Sun Dajia was about to start and continue to throw him: "Alas, alas, Aunt Sun, it's all my fault! That guy is a bargain that he picked up temporarily, you, the adults have a lot, don't be like him, okay? You see, I was beaten and beaten by you, and I fell and fell, all blame me for not guiding my subordinates well, raise your noble hand, okay!" Erhu Tao shrugged his head, looking like he was crying for his mother and grandmother.
When the young owner saw that it was a walnut, he "chuckled" in his heart: "Ah, your grandmother's, it's not that she doesn't know the rules of the post station, and she dares to spread wild on the old lady's territory, so you're not afraid that I will play a copy for you in front ......of Ma Dongjun?"
Erhu Tao is really complaining!"Ah, how can I not know the rules of your post house aunt and grandmother." Just knocking on the door and talking, you may not be able to hear it in bed. If you don't believe me, you can ask my men......" Erhu Tao said, pointing to the outside of the gate. The little bandits nodded one by one: "Ah, my aunt and second brother have really reported the number! ”
Sun Dajiao took a step forward, and said "Um......" in his mouth, which frightened the little bandit to retreat again and again. "Erhu Tao, my grandson Dajia is not thin on you, this morning, which one are you singing? Even these little points dare to shout at the door of my grandson's house, I see, you are using the topic to play, with bad intentions!" To be honest, even Xiao Ji met Sun Dajia, and his grandmother avoided three points. A little Ji's subordinate Erhu Tao, the fox and the fake tiger are a fart!
Wujindang bandits, who doesn't know that Sun Dajiao has a unique skill: flying needles! I think back then, with a pack of needles in his mouth, he ate half a catty of buffalo meat unhurriedly. The people in the rivers and lakes are called Colorful Heroes, and they are Sun Dajiao's father. And Sun Dajia got the true inheritance of his father, because, brothers and sisters, she is an only daughter. Now Sun Dajiao, in one breath, can shoot a pack of needles, and he will hit every shot. The bandits in the nearby ten miles and eight towns, when they heard about Sun Dajiao, were terrified, and they only hated to avoid it. It is precisely because of this that Sun Dajiao's West Sheyang Post Station is in full swing and exquisite.
"Grandma, you misunderstood, give me ten guts, and I don't dare to let these people go wild on your territory. You, you should be rolling on the bed with his grandfather, where can you take care of my Erhu Tao to report to you......" said, Erhu Tao hurriedly ran into the house.
When Sun Dajia heard this, his face turned hot and flushed: "Grandma's, Erhu Tao, you little rabbit cub, you have a sweet mouth." The kid who spoke just now came over and gave the old lady a beating on the back. See if you don't have a long memory next time, the old lady asked you to scratch my buttocks, remember?" The frightened cripple bandit nodded and said: "Ah yes, ah yes, as long as my aunt speaks, I will do it." Being a cow and a horse, serving you when you are old is a small blessing. With that, he limped into the house. It wasn't until this moment that the anger finally eased somewhat.
Who knew that as soon as Sun Da's feet turned, Xiao Ji's voice came from behind him: "I'm a good girl, which of you dares to have this blessing and dare to scratch Aunt Sun's buttocks? Sun Dajiao turned around and looked at it, and smiled backwards: "Grandma's, when I see Xiao Ji, I look unlucky today." Tell the old lady, did you miss it?" Sun Dajiao's face was full of flesh just now, and now it is like a peony blooming.
Perhaps, it was a joke from Erhu Tao that evoked Sun Dajia's endless aftertaste of men and women. At this time, I heard Xiao Ji's mouth sweet like honey, and of course he smiled. Therefore, when I saw Xiao Ji, I naturally forgot the anger of being woken up by Erhu Tao and others because I slept sweetly. Turning his anger into joy, he giggled for a while and laughed non-stop. She shouted into the inner room: "Mei Lan Juzhu, east and west, north and south, and middle white, you get up immediately, wake me up one to nine, and one to nine cakes, plus one to ninety thousand to attract guests." "While talking, Sun Bigfoot Niu Niu Gaga. She walked in the middle of the hall and watched the little bandits. From time to time, he leaned over and patted the little bandit on the face with his hand.
Listening to the boss's series of calls, the little bandits couldn't help but be overjoyed one by one. Because of him, he knows the name of the mahjong tile called in Sun Dajia's mouth. In fact, it represents the names of women of different ages, and this time, the whole post station is boiling......
Sun Dajia took a closer look, and it turned out that most of these little bandits were entering her post station for the first time. He took a fancy to a small bandit, looked stunned, walked over and shook his head and sighed: "Alas...... , tell my aunt and grandmother, did you come to Wujindang to be a bandit by yourself?" she looked at the delicate little bandit with her two eyes, and her face was white and innocent. I thought to myself, such a handsome young man, how can parents be willing to let their children do this life-threatening business.
The little bandit asked, and for the first time saw a woman holding a pair of twin peaks, almost touching his face, and he was so nervous that he couldn't breathe. He replied to Sun Dajia and said, "Aunt, aunt, aunt, grandma, our family can't support me anymore." In order to survive, my parents sent me to eat. Seeing that the little bandit was extremely shy, Sun Dajia simply pulled the little bandit to sit on his lap. Where did the little bandit dare to sit, but he couldn't resist Sun Dajiao's hand. If he didn't dare to do it, he had to sit, so he sat tremblingly on Sun Da's lap.
I saw Sun Dajiao tilting his head, teasing the little bandit and saying, "Roar, it looks like it's still a place." What are you trembling on the lap of an old lady? Are you afraid that your old lady will harm you? Don't be embarrassed, tell your old lady where your home is and what your name is? If you were given a better job than being a bandit, would you be willing to do it? But the old lady reminds you: in front of my grandson's big feet, you are only allowed to speak from your heart. If you go against your wishes, once you are found by the old lady, you will immediately open your skin. Do you know why?" After speaking, Sun Dajiao looked at the little bandit with a smile. Holding a pack of shiny and bright needles in his hand, he shook it in front of the eyes of the little bandits......
The little bandit looked at the others in the hall, and no one could help him. So, he didn't know whether it was good to answer positively, so he simply shook his head, indicating that he didn't know anything. During this time, he seemed to want to break free from Sun's hand that grabbed his shoulder. But he could feel that Sun Dajia was taking action, subconsciously asking himself to lean into her arms. Because he obviously felt that Sun Dajia was pulling himself into his arms, and seeing the bright needle that Sun Dajia was holding in his hand, shining in the light, the little bandit could only go with the flow and remain motionless. No matter how ignorant he is, he also knows that life is the most important thing. What's more, isn't it just to survive to be a bandit yourself!
So, he said intermittently: "Aunt, aunt, grandma......" He thought that the bandits all called Sun Dajia aunt, and I could only call her aunt. Unexpectedly, as soon as Sun Dajia heard that his aunt and grandmother had not called him to the end, he began to interrupt him and said: "Hey, little rabbit cub, can you call the old lady a nice word, so that the old lady sounds happy and happy?"
Oh my God, this time it will be difficult for the little bandit, he really doesn't know what to call Sun Dajia to satisfy her. In a panic, he suddenly remembered that Sun Dajiao kept calling himself "old lady", and suddenly, his eyes lit up, like a treasure. hurriedly shouted to Sun Dajia: "Old lady, actually, I am ......"
Sun Dajia heard the little bandit call his mother: "Oh hahaha......" Sun Dajia almost hugged the little bandit, bent over, raised his head, leaned forward and back, and laughed almost suffocated.
The little bandit was at a loss: What's the matter? Am I staggering again! So, he laughed with Sun Dajia: "Hey, hey, hey......."
Sun Dajiao laughed with tears in her eyes, she calmed down for a while, patted the bandit's small mouth with her hand and said, "Oh, Mom, you can kill the old lady." Forget it, you can call it however you want. Anyway, I don't care, mother. Tell me, how did you get your hands on them? Saying that, Sun Dajia may be because the little bandit is big, sitting on her lap, he can't stand it. She gave way to the little bandit, but she was close to herself. Perhaps, leaning closely against the little bandits, Sun Dajia felt comfortable.
The little bandit was no longer nervous this time, he was not used to Sun Dajia's ambiguity with him just now, and this meeting seemed to be closer to Sun Dajia's arms, the more enthusiastic he was. There is an indescribable feeling of comfort, and it is the first time in my life that I have been in contact with it. So, he returned to normal and began to tell Sun Dajia about how he was brought over by Xiao Ji.
"That's right, our family lives in Da Chen She, my name is Cheng Degui, my eldest sister is called Cheng Dejuan, and I am married to Zhang Yafang as the fifth aunt. Today, it is because of the order of my parents that I came to Zhang Yafang's house to give a gift. I never thought to encounter bandits robbing relatives, and my sister was among them. Seeing Zhang Yafang being executed, her parents were so frightened that they quickly ran for their lives. Leaving my sister and I to be caught here by bandits, and my sister disappeared in the exchange of fire between people in Liujiazhuang at Erlang Mountain at night.
At night, I couldn't know the way, so I could only follow them. What I just said to you, it was that Xiao Ji who told me: When someone asks, don't say that it was tortured. Let me tell people that we have many brothers and sisters in our family, and we can't support me, so we became bandits. Cheng Degui calmly recounted the experience along the way. Sun Dajia suddenly felt pity when he heard it, and he yelled: "Xiao Ji, you come over to the old lady!" After speaking, Sun Dajia hit the table with one hand.
It didn't matter if Sun Dajiao shouted, Cheng Degui jumped up from the bench in fright. Sun Dajia hurriedly pulled him to sit down as a sign of comfort.
Xiao Ji was scolded loudly by Sun Dajia, knowing that things were not good. When I came to Sun Dajia, it turned out that the little bandit he had just caught was sitting next to Sun Dajia. I thought to myself: It must be this kid who told Sun Da the cause and effect. He hurriedly walked over, intending to grab Cheng Degui. Seeing this, Sun Dajia waved his hand and made an ear scraper for Xiao Ji. Then he pointed to the opposite bench and said to Xiao Ji: "This kid, I'm going to decide." After that, he served the landlord's wife in our house. Since it's my person, you can't embarrass him in the future. Otherwise, I'm not done with you, do you understand what I mean?" Xiao Ji listened to Sun Dajia's words, rubbed the mouth that had been beaten by Sun Dajia with one hand, and only scratched the back of his head with the other hand.
Sun Dajia understands what Xiao Ji means, there is a rule in the rivers and lakes: people don't eat like people. People, it was Xiao Ji who brought it back from outside. If you want, you can get some blood. So, Sun Dajia walked into the inner room, opened the big wooden box, took out a few silver dollars from it, and sprinkled them on the big table. Then, he said to Xiao Ji: "These are enough for your hard work with this little white face today! However, I like this kid a lot. Tell the old lady, how old are you this year?" Sun Dajiao finished speaking, looking at Cheng Degui with a smile in his eyes.
Seeing Sun Dajia so kind, Cheng Degui was no longer afraid. He shrugged his shoulders and stood up and said, "Mrs. Hui, Cheng Degui is sixteen years old this year. The eighth day of the first lunar month is my birthday. When my mother gave birth to me, she said: I am blessed, because I was born on the eighth day of the Lunar New Year. said that I have the life of prosperity and wealth, and the appearance of wealth. In life, there will never be a shortage of food and clothing, and you will be able to enjoy glory and wealth. "Ah, a speech, a big foot said a straight drool.
Xiao Ji didn't want to watch it anymore, because he knew that Sun Dajia gave him the ocean, which was to give him face. If Shang Ruo didn't give a share, he Xiao Ji also knocked out his front teeth and swallowed it in his stomach. Because, their boss can't afford to offend people, how can he Xiaoji not know how to lift. It's just that Sun Dajia is a person who never wants others to know her own secrets. Looking at Cheng Degui, it is impossible for him not to understand it. It's not that Sun Dajia raises a little white face for himself at home, and accompanies her all day long to be happy and happy! As for his man, hey, hey, he's just a eunuch. Although there was no castration, the physiological function was insufficient, so Sun Dajiao had no children and no daughters under his knees.