4 Privet Road.

In a low, somewhat crowded house.

Harry was sitting on the couch, preparing for his boring summer vacation, but had to continue.

The couch next to him suddenly sunken down, and Harry turned his head to see that it was his cousin Dudley, who was holding a bag of potato chips in his arms, Harry only glanced at the potato chips, and did not expect the other party to share them with him.

"Why, Cedric didn't keep calling you today?" Dudley took the initiative to provoke Harry, his fat face with a malicious smile.

Harry's expression changed slightly when he heard this.

Dudley didn't care at all about Harry's angry expression, and the roar hidden in his blue eyes, he pinched his throat and shouted softly, "Cedric, Cedric~"

"Who is Cedric? Is your boyfriend? ”

Harry's anger was almost uncontrollable, his nostrils dilated, and he kept "exhaling, inhaling", if he was a fire dragon, he must be breathing fire right now, and the flames would burn Dudley to slag.

"Oh, oh, oh~, what, are you going to use your little trick?" Dudley glanced vaguely at Harry's right hand, and he knew that there was a wand hidden in it from that abominable world, and it was very strange.

Thankfully, Harry wasn't allowed to use it for a number of reasons.

Dudley's ridicule intensified.

"An emergency waveguide was inserted in which a terrorist with a gun robbed a bank and swept away 380 million in cash from the vault."

In the news, a police officer is raising his hand to wipe his sweat: "Although he doesn't know how to take the money, we have locked the target, as long as it takes a week, we will definitely catch him!" ”

Harry glanced at the news, which said that someone quietly took away 380 million in cash, could it be a wizard?

But wizards, you don't have the guts.

meanwhile

Li Zu, who had just come out of Gringotts, stood calmly on the corner of the street, looking at the wizards who were hurrying back and forth, he once again started a good business and became a porter in the bank.

If it weren't for the fear of the Aurors of the Ministry of Magic and Dumbledore, Li Zu might have chosen a more straightforward way to rob the entire wizarding world, but the current situation is not bad, and the money in his hand is enough to spend for a while.

Because Harry Potter shouted "He's back" at the end of the Triwizard Tournament, this news, the entire wizarding world has panicked, and the Ministry of Magic has exhausted all its resources to prove that everything is still safe, and Voldemort cannot return, but unfortunately no one will believe these statements, the crowded scene in Diagon Alley in the past has long been gone, and people have begun to cover their faces as a "fashion".

Coming to Tumbledown Alley, Li Zu knocked on the door of a potion shop.

Compared to the panic of the people in Diagon Alley, Tumbledown Alley is rare and calm, and yes, if Voldemort really returns, the business of Tumbledown Alley may be much better, and many of them belong to Voldemort's faction.

There was only one old wizard with a messy white beard in the shop, and he didn't look up when he heard someone open the door and come in.

Li Zu looked around, except for the table at the front of the store and the old wizard sitting behind the table, there were four shelves, on which were scattered with potions.

Potions is a compulsory course, and many wizards, even if they learn poorly, will be suspicious to complete some low-level potions easily after graduation.

Potions sold in potions are either made by Potions Masters or high-grade potions with a very low success rate.

"What potions do you have here?"

"What potion do you want?"

The corners of Li Zu's mouth tugged at both sides: "I want everything!" ”

Compound decoction X5

Elixir X3

Truth Agent X3

Wisdom enhancer X2

There is also a bottle of magic cleaner that is said to be out of stock, which contains the twelfth use of dragon blood, but what really makes it hard to buy is not because of the preciousness of the material, but because of the order of the Ministry of Magic.

The Ministry of Magic is very sure that what Harry Potter said is just a misinterpretation, Voldemort has not returned, everything is exactly the same as it has been for more than ten years, and in order to check, and to make everything look better, cleaning shows a new state, which is the latest order of the Ministry of Magic.

This caused the magic cleaner to be in short supply for a while.

And among these potions, Li Zu is also interested in the wisdom enhancer, which can make people's minds clear, Li Zu remembered his "beast" ability, and transformed into another monster, which can make him transcend the human personality and reach a higher half-dimensional life state, but in that state he will lose his mind.

Wisdom enhancers might be enough for him, of course, just maybe.

The elixir is the key to his next, and many times, good luck is a weapon, which will make people have the aura of the protagonist, and when doing things, luck will not be too bad.

Li Zu walked out of the potion shop, and around the corner, took out a toy.

The toy quickly grew larger, and it was the wizard who was caught by Li Zu in Tumbledown Alley at that time, but this was just a toy version, and the real wizard was difficult to control, and Li Zu planned to let him sleep forever.

The wizard waved his wand lightly, and the illusion shifted!

The two disappeared into the Tumbledown Alley, and when they reappeared, they had already arrived at the train station, nine and three-quarters of the way.

The sudden appearance of the two people did not cause much of a sensation, but the few people who approached, surprised that someone had apparitioned here, instead of heading to their destination.

Because this Mr. Wizard couldn't directly rush into Hogwarts with Li Zu with his apparition, and Li Zu really didn't plan to expose the fact that he could indirectly gain wizarding abilities by controlling toys, so he chose a slightly slower method and took the train.

It's a good fit for a Muggle.

If it weren't for the fact that Hogwarts disconnected the Ministry of Magic from the fireplace during the summer holidays, he actually preferred to use Floo powder.

Li Zu got on the train, and the new school year was about to begin, which would be the fifth year of Harry Potter.

Many young wizards, when they found out that there was a professor sitting in the carriage, were like mice seeing cats, and hid far away.

"Could it be that I really don't have the talent to be a good person?" Li Zu touched his chin, he can follow the protagonist to play a tailwind game, I believe that no one will be willing to fight against the wind.

Although Li Zu had never taken the initiative to approach the Iron Triangle, in the previous school year, he also caught Barty Crouch Jr., who was pretending to be Moody's, but when Harry saw him, he just nodded politely and went to another car with his two good friends.

"Harry has a resurrection stone on him, a resurrection stone...... I don't know if I can add a life, can it be used in other worlds? ”

When life is used, he hates less, and when he has multiple lives, he doesn't cherish the squandering at all, and now he misses it a little bit.

When you only have one life, you will always be constrained.

The door of the carriage opened, and a petite witch walked in.

She has silver eyes and dark blond-brown hair. Her eyes bulged out, giving her a look of surprise, her complexion was pale, and her eyebrows were pale and light.

"Professor, can I sit here?"

Li Zu nodded: "Of course." ”

He recognized who the other party was, the mad girl Luna Lovegood, she always said something inexplicable, and she was very mysterious, and in some ways she was very similar to Harley Harley, except that Luna was simply weird, and Harley Quinn was a madman.

Well, Li Zu needs a madman even more, because sometimes he wonders if he is crazy too.

Luna sat across from Li Zu, flipping through the newspaper as if no one else was there.

She noticed Li Zu's gaze and put the newspaper up so that Li Zu could see the text on it: "My father is the editor-in-chief. ”

Li Zu just glanced at it, and then noticed a piece of news mentioned above.

Harry Potter was prosecuted by the Ministry of Magic and was expelled from school, but Dumbledore intervened, and after an argument between the two parties, all charges against Harry Potter were dropped, and the reason for suing Harry Potter was because Harry Potter used a spell in front of Muggles.

This is against the code of the Ministry of Magic.

Li Zu didn't care much about the affairs of the wizarding world during this time, but after a little thought, he could probably know what was going on, Harry must be targeted again, and the Ministry of Magic only thought about turning big things into small things, and completely suppressed the news of Voldemort's return.

Luna said, "They probably fed the hooks. ”

As an occasional crazy person, Li Zu found that he couldn't talk to Luna, and the other party's thinking was too out-of-the-box.

Soon, the train arrives at Hogwarts Station, and Luna walks side by side with Li Zu in her arms, holding the magazine, as if sleepwalking, she is definitely a maverick girl, and many students avoid seeing a professor coming down from the train.

There is a carriage at the school gate.

This made Li Zu begin to lament that when he first came to Hogwarts before Christmas last year, Hagrid did not take him in the carriage.

"You can see it, right?" "Only those who have witnessed death can see that they exist," Luna said. ”

This is supposed to be a type of pegasus, and it looks a bit like a reptile. There was no flesh at all on the body, the black fur was tightly attached to the skeleton, and every bone was clearly visible, skinny. Its head resembles the head of a dragon, and its eyes are white without pupils. Wings grow in the bulges between the shoulder bones, like the wings of a bat, enlarged several times, and then grow on them.

Thestrals, they can only be seen by those who have seen death with their own eyes.

Li Zu has not only seen death, but has even "died" many times.

Because of the presence of a professor in this carriage and the presence of the mad girl Luna, no one wanted to ride in this carriage until Thestrals pulled the carriage forward, they preferred to wait a little longer.

Among them, Luna's name may be better than Li Zu's.

On the first day of school, it's inevitable that the Sorting Hat will come to work again, as new students do every year, and it works a bit like Santa Claus.

In addition to the Branches, there is a new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.

She has a broad, flabby-skinned face, short curly hair with a small pink bow hairpin, a pink frilled skirt, and a very small bag.

Dolores Umbridge, Undersecretary of the Ministry of Magic.

When Dumbledore had completed his mission, he returned to his place and winked at Li Zu slightly.

Two hours later, in Li Zu's office.

"I'm sorry, I don't have anything here" Li Zu sat in the only chair, even if it was Dumbledore opposite, he didn't have the slightest intention of respecting the old and loving the young, and sat on the chair without moving.

"It's our negligence" Dumbledore looked around and found that the so-called office, poor and pitiful.

"I think you've heard about Harry," Dumbledore flicked his wand, and a chair appeared.

He sat opposite Li Zu and slammed his mouth: "If it weren't for the guarantee that nothing would go wrong, I wouldn't have deliberately left half a glass of mead." ”

"If your business is known to the Ministry of Magic...... Professor Dolores Umbridge is the Deputy Minister of Magic, and you may not know her as a person, but you robbed the bank ......"

Dumbledore also felt a headache, he was considered to have met some kind of professor, and he didn't teach by example, he went to earn extra money during the summer vacation, and he went to the Muggle world to rob a bank.

It's just that the ability used by the other party has nothing to do with magic, and the Ministry of Magic can't even detect it.

What the two talked about afterwards was unknown, except that Filch saw Dumbledore coming out of Professor Lee's office late at night.

In the new semester, Voldemort did not make any big noise, and even if there were, Li Zu chose to turn a blind eye, but it was Dolores Umbridge who was at Hogwarts in the last two days, which made people panic.

Her sagging face only smiles every time she exerts her power.

As the High Inquisitor of Hogwarts appointed by the Ministry of Magic, she issued her own order that no student organizations, associations, teams, and clubs should exist without the approval of the High Inquisitor. It is hereby defined that no student organization, association, team or club of any kind shall exist without the approval of the Senior Ombudsman for the regular gathering of student groups of more than three people.

While the students with a sense of crisis, led by Harry, were having a headache over this, an investigation into the professors had already begun.

Li Zu was very lucky to be the first to be operated on.

During this time, Li Zu had a good life at Hogwarts, in addition to collecting relevant information, he only showed projections, some movies, and documentaries for students in class every day, in short, he became a "good professor" in the mouth of young wizards, and many young wizards were willing to take his classes.

There is no task to complete.

"Professor Li, is this what you are talking about?" Umbridge came uninvited and stood at the door of the classroom.

With a wave of the magic wand in her hand, the projector was dragged away, and she violently flicked it, destroying the projector that Li Zu had just bought, and Li Zu's brows were already wrinkled.

"Use the evil knowledge of the Muggle world to poison the good wizards of the future?" She walked into the professor haughtily and glanced around the classroom, where the students subconsciously lowered their heads to avoid her gaze.

"I think your class may be borrowed, and they should memorize some more exam questions than to watch these useless things."

"Required?" Li Zu was surprised, wizards also engage in exam-oriented education?

Voldemort is coming, and every student is likely to fight, and instead of waving their wands to practice, they memorize some required questions?

"It was Dumbledore who submitted your application to the Ministry of Magic, Professor Li, I think as the Deputy Minister of Magic, I am also qualified to reject this application, Muggle studies is dispensable, and Hogwarts does not need to have two Muggle professors at the same time." She smiled and said threatening words to Li Zu.

The little wizards at the desks watched this scene with their eyes open, and the air was quiet and scary.

"I hope they can fight," Ron whispered to Harry, "didn't you say he could subdue Barty Crouch Jr. in an instant, and even defeat the Killing Curse head-on?" ”

"That's right......" Harry trusted this judgment very much, but he also had an intuition in his heart, as if as long as Professor Li was really angry, Dumbledore and Voldemort would only die if they joined forces.

"Then let him give her some color and see!" Ron clenched his fists and looked at Li Zu expectantly.

Li Zu took a step forward and looked at Umbridge, the aura ability was released, and the emotion of imitation came from Li Zu's insignificance and powerlessness when he faced the "god".

For a moment, Umbridge's swaggering expression changed, her flabby cheeks trembling and sweat running down the tip of her nose.

The powerful momentum that made her unable to watch the drama was rising from Li Zu.

It's a feeling far better than Voldemort!

She felt like she couldn't breathe!

Li Zu put away his ability at the right time, and the aura effect disappeared, and he said, "Professor Umbridge, this is my class. ”

"You...... Of course......" Umbridge opened her mouth and wanted to say something cruel, but the terrifying feeling just now made her not dare to say it, or even look directly at Li Zu.

Umbridge walked away.

The little wizards erupted into strong cheers, and many of them were already chanting: Professor Li.

It was their first victory against an invincible old witch.

"What did he do?" Ron looked at Harry strangely.

Harry shook his head, and guessed, "He's like, it's just...... glanced at her. ”

That's right, just glanced at it, and then Umbridge was too frightened to say anything cruel and turned away.

Once again, that absurd thought arose in Harry's mind, Professor Lee, perhaps stronger than Dumbledore or Voldemort!

"It looks like today's class is coming to an end here, Professor Umbridge destroyed my projector" Li Zu bent down to pick up the projector and said, "I hope the Ministry of Magic will reimburse me." ”

Li Zu packed up, turned around and left the classroom, before the class ended, the little wizards were excitedly discussing everything that had just happened, Professor Li's name was destined to step on Umbridge and climb to the top of Hogwarts.

As soon as he walked back to the office, Li Zu's window was blown open by the wind.

A phoenix flew in and dropped a letter.

Li Zu opened the envelope: "Action has begun. ”

He shook it off, and the letter paper turned into shreds and scattered on the ground.

This is a letter from Dumbledore.

With Li Zu here, Dumbledore doesn't need to wait until next year, and now Dumbledore already knows that Voldemort has Horcruxes, and even Li Zu told Dumbledore very intimately, the approximate Horcruxes, and the location.