Chapter 4 Space Equipment (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
"Shopkeeper, check out!"
Some irritable little sisters came down from upstairs.
"Cousin!?"
Hong Qi was pleasantly surprised.
"Cousin!?"
The little junior sister was stunned, and then turned around and went upstairs: "Don't retreat!" ”
Shopkeeper: "......"
"Hey, cousin, don't go, cousin!" Hong Qi chased after him.
"Oh, what are you doing!" Seeing Hong Qi chasing after her, the little junior sister had a frosty face.
"Cousin, you see that we can meet again thousands of miles away, which proves that we have a good fate, and besides, we are all married, you see, are you going back to marry me?" Hong Qi said.
"Don't dream, I already have someone else in my heart, so I won't marry you ugly." The little junior sister resisted.
"I know you like your brother, but I also have a lot of good points, cousin." Hong Qi was very aggrieved: "I have a very high martial arts, and I am still the leader of the beggar gang, as long as you marry me, you will be the wife of the gang leader who leads millions of beggar gang disciples in the future, isn't this good?" ”
When the little junior sister with a strong sense of vanity heard this, her heart was pounding, but when she glanced at Hong Qi, she suddenly felt sick to her stomach: "Not good!" I don't like ugly men! You want to marry me, unless you become a teacher...... As handsome as the owner of this inn. ”
"The owner of this inn?"
Hong Qi was stunned for a moment, remembering the master who beat himself down with one palm last night.
Last night, I was just bent on death, and I didn't care too much about the other party's appearance, but now that I think about it, I suddenly find that that person is the best-looking person I have ever seen in my life.
Think about what you look like...... Hong Qi ▄█?? █●
I was exactly as my cousin said, ugly.
Seeing that he was frustrated like this, my cousin couldn't bear it, and said: "Cousin, I know you like me, but feelings can't be forced, you are a good helper now, and you will be your helper in the future, and do some good things for the benefit of the country and the people, so as to live up to your identity as the leader of the beggar gang." ”
Hong Qi, who was struck by Huang Shang's appearance, was persuaded by his cousin to finally let go of his obsession with seeking death, got up and said, "Okay! It is said that the love field is frustrated, and the career is proud, and in the future, I Hong Qi will put all my thoughts on the career! I, Hong Qi, will definitely lead the beggar gang to become the number one gang in the world that everyone admires! ”
"Cousin, good ambition!" The little sister gave a thumbs up.
"Cousin, just take a good look, cousin, how I became a hero!" Hong Qi was in high spirits and turned to leave: "I'm leaving!" ”
Looking at Hong Qi's back, the little junior sister suddenly felt that her cousin was also quite handsome.
If you don't look at the face.
……
With Hong Qi's departure, the plot seems to have deviated from the original track, just like now, although Duan Wangye keeps pestering Huang Yaoshi, Huang Yaoshi just didn't say 'I love you' half a time, which is also anxious Duan Wangye don't want it.
"Really people, you just say 'I love you' three times! After you finish speaking, I promise not to pester you. ”
"Are you finished?" Huang Yaoshi was very angry: "For the sake of your identity as the prince, I won't beat you, but don't think that you are the prince, I won't dare to beat you!" If you mess around again, believe it or not, I'll beat you? ”
"Really people, it's not that I'm messing around, but I really can't help it, if you don't say 'I love you' three times, I can't become an immortal. True people, you should have pity on me, talk about it! After I finished speaking, I will become an immortal, and when the time comes, there will be a god like me covering you in the sky, and no one will dare to bully you in the world, right? ”
After listening to Duan Wangye's words, Huang Yaoshi frowned: "Are you serious? ”
"Really, really, I won't lie to you!" Duan Wang Ye said: "Sincere, what do you say!" Say three times that I will become an immortal. ”
Huang Yaoshi took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I said." ”
Duan Wangye suddenly looked happy and looked at him with great anticipation.
"I love you, I love you, I love you."
“……”
For a moment, nothing happened.
"You're really lying to me." Huang Yaoshi sneered, turned around and left: "Don't pester me again in the future." ”
"Wouldn't it!?" Duan Wang Ye was stunned: "How come? There's no reason for that! He is obviously my true heart, why didn't I become an immortal? ”
Duan Wang Ye was puzzled, but Huang Shang, who was observing with his mobile phone in the room, knew the reason.
The Emperor Taishang of Dali said to Duan Wang Ye that there are three conditions for becoming an immortal.
1: Find a true person with three 6s on his chest;
2: Let a sincere person say 'I love you' three times;
3: A sincere person must say it three times with sincerity.
Previously, Huang Yaoshi met the first two conditions, but missed the most important third condition - sincerity.
If it's just perfunctory, what's the use of saying 'I love you' 10,000 times? Sincerity is the foundation of becoming an immortal.
It was also Duan Wang Ye who forgot this, and after being puzzled, he immediately set off to return to Dali, he wanted to ask the Emperor Taishang again, what went wrong?
And with the departure of Duan Wangye, the hope of the third princess to return to the country seems to be getting slimmer and slimmer.
But being able to postpone the time when Duan Wang Ye became an immortal would have more advantages than disadvantages for him.
To be honest, even if he now got the battle experience pack of Zuo Xiaoyou, he didn't have the confidence to defeat the immortals with his mortal body.
No matter how big an ant is, it is still an ant, and if you want to bite a person to death, unless it is a vegetative person, even if you turn over, it is enough to crush the ant.
Therefore, the only hope is for the ants to grow wings, become faster, and have a stronger bite force, so that when facing the 'human', they can avoid the attack by inciting their wings, and then take advantage of the 'human' not paying attention, bite him in the most uncomfortable position, and then fly away to dodge.
Just like an archer, shoot an arrow from a distance and run away, so that the prey can't catch up, and then shoot another arrow with the backhand when the prey is no longer chasing.
This is the hint given to him by Zuo Xiaoyou's combat experience package, so Huang Shang has been practicing Ling Bo Weibu and the Six Veins Divine Sword recently, one dodges, the other is a long-range attack, and grinding will also grind the immortals to death.
Although the probability of winning is still very small, this is the only way to defeat the immortals with martial arts, and he has no choice.
At this time, Ouyang Feng had already returned to the Golden Wheel Kingdom with the Dading engraved with the Nine Yin True Scripture, and the third princess went to the Nine Yin White Bone Cave again, and found that the Nine Yin True Scripture suddenly disappeared, and her heart instantly became cold.
"How could it be gone!? Such a big tripod, how can you say that it is gone if you don't see it!? The third princess couldn't accept the reality, and her mind was a little unclear.
"Senior sister, are you okay?" Huang Yaoshi also panicked when he saw that his senior sister was suddenly delirious.
At this time, Zhou Botong was still making trouble, and walked over with the flying shoes with particularly sharp tips: "Brother Huang, come, try this shoe." ”
Huang Yaoshi is about to collapse, what kind of people did he meet! The three princesses are like this, what shoes do you want him to try?
And also......
"Zhou Botong, the third princess likes you so much, why aren't you sad at all?"
"The third princess likes me?" Zhou Botong looked at Huang Yaoshi in surprise: "Brother Huang, what are you kidding?" ”
"Who was kidding you!" Huang Yaoshi said angrily: "The third princess was not ...... last night"
"Senior brother!"
A familiar voice came from the entrance of the cave, and Huang Yaoshi turned his head to look: "Senior sister!?" ”
The little junior sister didn't come alone, and there was a Jinlun national teacher dressed as a woman by her side.
Coincidentally, after Hong Qi left that day, the little junior sister left the inn because she couldn't find Huang Shang, so she also followed the bill and left the inn.
Because she knew that her senior brother liked the third princess, she was a little sad, so she wanted to go back to Jiugong Mountain, but she met the national teacher who came from Jinlun Country on the way.
Knowing that she was looking for the third princess, the little junior sister had a rare kindness attack and took her to the Nine Yin White Bone Cave.
"Three princesses!"
The national teacher happily walked up to the third princess: "Third princess, I finally found you." ”
"Father!" The third princess's face was full of joy.
"Father?" The national teacher had a question mark on his face.
“……”
The plot in the Nine Yin White Bone Cave is roughly the same as in the movie, and the national teacher has already understood the situation and also told Zhou Botong that it was Ouyang Feng who killed Wang Chongyang.
After that, the national teacher used the crystal ball to see that Ouyang Feng had returned to the Golden Wheel Country with the Dading engraved with the Nine Yin True Scripture at this time, and couldn't help but be very anxious: "Oh no, Ouyang Feng has returned to the Golden Wheel Country, we must stop him before he practices the Nine Yin True Scripture, otherwise no one in this world can beat him." ”
"Is it that exaggerated?" Huang Yaoshi was the first to disbelieve it: "If you want to talk about masters, I met a real master a few days ago, and he defeated me and Duan Wang Ye with one palm, which is very good." ”
"Oh?" The national teacher was surprised, and was about to ask which master it was? Zhou Botong interjected: "Don't talk about these trivial matters, we will go to Jinlun Country immediately now, I want to avenge my senior brother!" ”
The national teacher nodded: "We also want to help the third princess return to the country, but with us people, can we do it?" ”
"Then count me as one!"
As soon as the words fell, Huang Shang walked in from outside the cave.
"It's you!?"
Huang Yaoshi and the little junior sister exclaimed in unison, and the third princess, who realized it later, saw her, and her somewhat confused mind suddenly returned to normal: "Brother Huang! ”
Huang Shang nodded with a smile: "I haven't seen you for many days, is the third princess okay?" ”
"I'm fine." The third princess blushed and nodded, and then pleaded: "Brother Huang, your martial arts are world-famous, this time I also ask you to help me restore the country, as long as the restoration is successful, this princess is willing to trust me with state affairs!" ”
"Huh? National teachers trust each other? So what do I do? The national teacher looked aggrieved.
"Uh......" The third princess quickly explained: "I mean ......"
"The third princess doesn't have to explain." Huang Shang interrupted her: "I don't need anything in return, I just want to have a few tricks with Ouyang Feng, who has practiced the Nine Yin True Scripture, and helping you restore the country is just a matter of incident." ”
Third Princess: "......"
Huang Yaoshi breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't hear it wrong like the national teacher, what he heard clearly was 'state affairs', not 'national teachers'. Of course, the status of the Golden Wheel National Master is very high, but for a master like Huang Shang, it is meaningless.
But the third princess said 'state affairs', what does this mean? It is clear that the third princess wants to marry him and make him king. How could Huang Yaoshi, who had a crush on the third princess, stand it?
Fortunately, the national teacher gags, and Huang Shang didn't seem to mean it, so he finally kept his humble 'love'.
When he learned that Huang Shang was the master who defeated Huang Yaoshi and Duan Wangye with one palm, the national teacher said happily: "Great, now we will take the flying carpet back to the Golden Wheel Country, defeat Ouyang Feng, and help the third princess restore the country!" ”
Seeing the national teacher take out a huge flying carpet from the empty back, Zhou Botong was about to go crazy, but Huang Shang's eyes flashed: Space equipment!