Chapter 1092: The disciple is about to lose

Split Bone nodded, and said in a sad tone: "Qingxu is different from Ye Zizi's amnesia, Qingxu has amnesia very thoroughly, he won't use poison, and he completely treats himself as an ordinary person." ”

"We're going to arrest him, and he's going to commit suicide, but we find that we seem to be afraid of him committing suicide, so we force us to buy food, and if we don't buy it, we will commit suicide, and we will commit suicide at every turn. "I'm going to cry when I crack my bones, this threat is too arranged, I've never seen such a shameless one.

When I first came over, I was afraid of being poisoned, but I found out that I didn't want to be poisoned, but to be angry.

Ye Hua's face turned black after hearing this, did he step on shit today! Why is he so unlucky!

Even Qingxu is an idiot!

Ye Hua walked in front of Qingxu with a straight face, looking at the fat belly, there are at least more than ten layers of "abdominal muscles", is that face still a face!

Even if he was a former women's clothing boss, Qingxu could wear the feeling of Bright, but now he has become this ghost!

Is this the fall of human nature, or the fall of the team.

Qingxu looked at the handsome guy in front of him, and suddenly let out a hey laugh, and the fat hand actually touched the bald head, which reflected the light instantly...

Ye Hua was stunned.

"Do you know who I am!" Ye Hua asked coldly, this Qingxu must be pretended, it can't be this stupid!

Qingxu grabbed a roast chicken again and bit it from the buttocks: "Do you want to buy me food? If you don't buy it, I'll kill myself." ”

Ye Hua: "······"

me!

This deity actually threatens to commit suicide, and the deity will send you to the West Heaven now!

Seeing that Zun Shang was about to go crazy, Split Bone hurriedly hugged him: "Zun Shang, don't get excited, this thing is really amnesia!"

Dou Fushi also said on the side: "Your Excellency, I have inquired clearly in the small village, Qingxu's appearance was ten years ago, and they watched Qingxu become fat like this. ”

Ye Hua gasped, his breathing was a little short, obviously angry with everything today.

originally thought that after finding Qingxu, he could rely on Qingxu's medical skills to treat his mother, but he never expected him to become such a ghost!

He even threatened the deity just now!

Your TMD nature hasn't changed, and you know how to threaten the deity!

"Donor, can the little monk want to have some fasting food?" Qingxu clapped his hands and folded his hands towards Ye Hua, with piety.

Seeing Qingxu's actions, Ye Hua wanted to kill him directly, you TMD play the deity!

Return the fate! The deity turns you MB!

"Calm down. "Splitting bones said this, in fact, the idea of killing Qingxu appeared in his mind N times, this person said that it was the seven deadly sins, isn't this a shame!

"Donor, why are you so angry, let the little monk solve your problems. Qingxu asked plainly, but with that big face, it was too joyful.

"Broken bones! I'm going to kill him!"

"Calm down!

However, Qingxu said calmly: "Donor, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot." ”

Ye Hua: "······"

Cracked bones: "······"

Dou Ukiyo: "······"

I'm afraid that I have killed too many people before, and I want to be a monk in this life to chant and chant Buddha.

Ye Huazhen cracked his bones and grabbed it with one hand!

Qingxu's huge emotions floated in the air.

However, the mood is very calm, with his eyes closed and his hands folded: "Jesus said, 'I am not as good as hell, who will go to hell.'" ”

The cracked bones rolled their eyes: "This is what God said!"

Dou Fushi was embarrassed, and corrected and said: "This is what the Buddha said. ”

Split Bone backhand is a slap on the head: "Nonsense, big brother, I don't know!

"Oh, that's right, big brother is so smart. ”

"Of course. ”

Ye Hua felt that he was about to explode, why did he have such stupid subordinates, it was so painful!

"Donor, if you want to kill the little monk, the little monk will not resist, but the little monk has not eaten enough, can the donor buy ten roast chickens for the little monk, put more chili peppers, don't roast too much, otherwise there will be no taste." ”

Ye Hua was stunned when he heard this, then covered his forehead and laughed.

Split Bones and Dou Fushi retreated, what is the matter, it's so terrifying.

Qingxu directly drove the Venerable Zun crazy.

Ye Hua laughed for a long time, then stretched out his hand and shook it, only to see a few strange marks appear on the top of Qingxu's head.

Back then, Ye Hua used the Fengyue Lantern Candle to illuminate the leaves, only to find out that the leaves were suspected of being sealed, but the Fengyue Lantern Candle was a disposable item, just that.

But although this trick is not as easy to use as the Fengyue Lantern Candle, you can barely see if this product has broken a tendon somewhere!

Otherwise, how could I have lost my memory, and I even forgot that I was a poisoner!

Even if you forget that you are a poisoner, you must remember that you can make an antidote!

This is no joke!

Qingxu looked at Ye Hua staring like this, and his heart was a little numb: "Donor, the little monk hasn't taken a bath for a long time, forget the donor and think twice." ”

After hearing this, the corners of Ye Hua's mouth twitched slightly, and he directly sealed his empty mouth!

What a terrifying man!

I actually gagged my mouth, was I afraid that I would scream!

The Buddha is above, and the disciple is going to lose his body today...

Ye Hua looked at the characteristics of Qingxu, there was no adverse reaction, it seemed normal, there was no seal, nothing!

Could it be that Bright is in that situation?

Do you have to die to wake up?

Would you like to give it a try?

Qingxu looked at Ye Hua's gaze at this time, swallowed his saliva, this handsome guy has a really unique taste, and he actually likes himself.

As a disciple of the Buddha, you should help others for fun, come on! insult me, handsome guy~

Fortunately, Ye Hua couldn't hear it, if he knew, he would definitely give it a try and beat Qingxu to death to see if he could be resurrected.

After all, Bright was beaten to death back then, and then he came back to life, and then he knew everything.

Maybe Qingxu is also like this.

"Your Excellency, I can't help it, if you really die, then you really die. "Cracked bones still have to be advised, Bright may have been an accident on his side, but what if this Qingxu doesn't come back to life!

Ye Hua thought to himself, if he really died, who would cure his mother's illness!

And he also has to lose a strong subordinate, and the gains outweigh the losses!

Back then, Bright was also killed by others, should he find someone else to kill Qingxu, Ye Hua looked at Dou Fushi.

Dou Fushi trembled, respecting this look, so unique.

However, Qingxu swallowed his saliva again, it turned out that there was still someone to join!

There are two handsome guys who want to themselves, oh my!

Buddha!

The disciple is going to pollute your eyes today, but the disciple does not panic, the disciple will do everything he can to let the two benefactors get the happiness of the soul.