Chapter 701: Side-knocking
Seeing the scene in front of him, Huang Shaohong had to go up to theorize before, but after this period of baptism, he knew that there are many ways to solve things, and although violence is direct, it is the most inferior.
Of course, this perception only applies to the real world, because it is a world of the rule of law.
In the world of the plot, of course, it is still the power that is respected.
After Huang Shaohong and Feng Wanxian saw Na Sasha and the handsome guy get in the car and drive away, the two looked at each other with a wry smile, no one thought that they would encounter this kind of thing.
Feng Wan said in an inquiring tone: "Do you want to talk to the fat man about this?" ”
"Say, don't you let the fat man be a fool!"
Huang Shaohong picked up his mobile phone without hesitation and was about to call Zhao Xiaobei.
Feng Wanxian hurriedly stopped with her hand and reminded: "Men have a good face, just knock on the side of this matter, you ....... like this."
She said a solution in Huang Shaohong's ear, and then said: "Zhao Xiaobei is very good, he must understand!" ”
Huang Shaohong's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he felt that the solution was good, so he took Feng Wanxian's hand and said with a smile:
"Don't say it's good to be older, it's good to be careful, thoughtful and thoughtful......"
Before she finished speaking, Feng Wanxian's little fist slammed over:
"I don't like that I'm old, don't you, then you go find the little one!"
Huang Shaohong smiled and turned his body to the other side: "It's a little sour here, work harder!" ”
The angry Feng Wanxian gave up the beating and pinched, pinched him twice, and then said sullenly: "Although I can't see it now, I will be older than you after all, will you still want me in the future?" ”
Huang Shaohong smiled: "This problem is easy to solve, I'll surprise you in the evening!" ”
"What surprise?" Feng Wanxian was interested.
Huang Shaohong scratched her nose:
"Don't you say wait for the evening, good, you drive the car back, you don't have to wait for me to eat something at night, I'll go find the fat man to drink according to your method, and knock on the side."
Some mature women always advance and retreat in moderation, Feng Wanxian is like this, she said, 'Wait for you to come back', and drove the R8 back to the villa by herself.
Huang Shaohong decided to follow the method taught by Feng Wanxian, and took out the phone to call the fat man.
Zhao Xiaobei was happy as soon as he answered the phone, and he talked nonsense one after another:
"Yo, who am I supposed to be, isn't this Brother Shaohong, now I'm free? Haven't you been studying Dragon Ball in retreat, this is a successful summoning of the dragon! ”
Huang Shaohong couldn't cry or laugh, this grandson was still funny, and immediately laughed:
"What, is Xiaoice back?"
"Not yet, Xiaoice's father has a waist disease, she has to accompany her to physiotherapy, eh, no, what are you looking for Xiaoice for?" I don't want to sue the fat man for being black! ”
Huang Shaohong laughed angrily: "I don't bother to care about you, if you have anything to do now, come out for two drinks if you have nothing to do!" ”
The fat man immediately came to his senses: "Okay, it just so happens that Sasha and their university dormitory dinner today can't come out, if you have to be sincere, arrange the restaurant, and the fat man will accompany you for two cups!" ”
Huang Shaohong knew that Sasha was still a college student, and immediately nodded and said, "Okay, I'll treat you today, and I'll send you a location later!" ”
Huang Shaohong hung up the phone, found a well-known vegetarian restaurant nearby, and directly chartered the entire restaurant.
It's not that he's swaggering, it's better to give the fat man some space for this kind of thing, in case he can't think of playing a drunken maniac or something, it won't affect others.
Send your spot to the fat man first, and then start ordering.
What 'green bean loofah', 'hot boiled asparagus', 'boiled kale', 'garlic broccoli', 'stir-fried fragrant wheat', 'lily celery', 'scallop mixed with cabbage', 'baby cabbage in soup'......
In order to achieve the purpose of knocking on the side, a table of dishes is green in the eyes!
Huang Shaohong asked the waiter to serve a few bottles of Feitian Moutai, and said in his heart that today is to comfort his buddies, and good wine is naturally indispensable.
In less than twenty minutes, the fat man rushed over, and when the goods saw a table of green leafy vegetables, he laughed heartlessly:
"Why did you change to eating grass today, aren't our buddies meatless and unhappy!"
Huang Shaohong asked the fat man to sit down, and then smiled:
"Isn't this a big fish and meat that eats too much, and the liver fire is a little vigorous, so I want to eat some vegetarian food to clear the stomach and lower the liver fire!"
After saying that, he asked the waiter to go down and brought himself and the fat man a glass of wine.
The fat man first touched the glass with Huang Shaohong, then took a bite of the dish and took a sip of wine, and then he grinned and smiled:
"You are just holding it at home, you see that I collect antiques all over the country these days, all as a tour, nothing to accompany Xiaoice and Sasha, if you are bored, go to the big sword to relax, so that you live like this, even if you are spicy every day, there is no liver fire!"
Huang Shaohong looked at him and said in his heart: "Isn't it that I haven't told you yet, don't talk about the liver fire, it's good if you don't burn it all inside!" ”
The two of them ate and drank, and the fat man's mouth never stopped, first talking about his collection of antiques, what leaks he picked up, how many good things, and then said that he had recently gone to Yungui, how the local customs were.
In the fat man's story, Huang Shaohong also knew how this thing met the sa sha, it turned out that the two of them went to Yunnan and met on the plane.
However, the fat man is first class, and Sasha is economy class, and when he saw the beauty of his parents when he boarded the plane, he jokingly said that he had one less partner to talk about on his journey, and he wanted to upgrade the girl, and then just chat with him.
To be honest, the fat man just said that, but I didn't expect Sasha to really agree, and this conversation found an indescribable fate.
The fat man also patted Huang Shaohong on the shoulder and said:
"Shaohong, do you say this is fate, I like antiques, Sasha is also interested, I like to be unrestrained, she also yearns for a free life, I like billiards, I didn't expect this to be her biggest hobby, it's just too fateful, if I met her early, Xiaoice ...... over there"
The fat man didn't say anything, but the meaning had already come out, and now this Sasha may have more weight in his heart than Bai Xiaoice.
Huang Shaohong still has a good impression of Xiaoice, a comrade-in-arms who robbed the tomb together, and frowned when he heard this: "Xiaoice's girl is good, don't hurt people!" ”
The fat man also knew that he was speechless, and hurriedly looked back: "I know, I know, I'll just say that I have a relationship with Sasha!" ”
"Then you still like the big sword, you didn't ask her if she likes it!"
Huang Shaohong said angrily, and then sneered in her heart, she wants to pinch you, of course she said it, this is also called fate!
The fat man also saw that Huang Shaohong seemed to be unhappy, and hurriedly changed the topic and talked about other things.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Huang Shaohong felt that it was almost over, so he showed a preoccupied look, sighed for a long time, and sighed with a sigh.
Seeing that his expression was wrong, the fat man put down his chopsticks and said:
"Shaohong, I can see it, you have something on your mind? Is your new company running out of money? If you have more brothers and can't take it out, let's transfer 30 or 50 million in the afternoon! ”
Huang Shaohong waved his hand: "It's not about money!" ”
After saying that, he sighed again.
The fat man and Huang Shaohong have not known each other for a long time, but they get along well, and they are really like brothers.
He slapped his thigh: "Don't you treat me as a friend, you can say anything, I can help, if I can't help, I can help you analyze and analyze, and come up with ideas!" ”
Huang Shaohong said: "It's okay, you help me come up with ideas, my buddy, the relationship is good, and his girlfriend is messing around outside." Let me see! ”
"Tell him!"
The fat man took out a cigarette and lit one for himself, and also lit one for Huang Shaohong.
Huang Shaohong took the cigarette, took a puff, spit out the smoke, and then said:
"What do you say about this, the two of them are in love with each other, and if you say it, it doesn't mean that you break up people, and it's not good to get it all right!"
The fat man took a sip: "Then you can watch your friend being green with peace of mind?" You just can't erase it, or you're like this, you hint at him! ”
"Hinting at him? Will this work? ”
"You have to hint at it, or you're not friends enough!"
"Okay, don't just smoke, eat some food!" Huang Shaohong added a piece of celery to Zhao Xiaobei.
Zhao Xiaobei waved his hand and said: "No, I can't get used to this, I can just clip what I eat!" ”
Huang Shaohong sandwiched two pieces of celery and put them in Zhao Xiaobei's bowl: "This thing is nutritious, good for the body, green food!" ”
"I really can't get used to this thing, I'll eat some baby cabbage!" The fat man went to clip a chopstick baby cabbage by himself.
Huang Shaohong nodded and said, "That's okay, it's all green, green vegetables ......"
The fat man was holding a piece of baby cabbage with chopsticks to send it to his mouth, and suddenly he seemed to be frozen by time, he was stunned for three seconds, and then suddenly turned his head to look at Huang Shaohong, his eyes were shocked and ...... Astound!
"Shaohong! You don't mean me, do you? ”
Huang Shaohong saw that this hint was not complete, and asked, "Do you want to have no more celery juice?" It's also green food! ”
The fat man's hands trembled: "It's Xiaoice or Sasha!" ”
Huang Shaohong took out his mobile phone and found a photo for the fat man to see.
He forgot to take pictures for evidence before, so when he was waiting for the fat man to come, he asked the brain in the watch to retrieve the monitoring footage of the parking lot and send it to his mobile phone.
Because the camera in the parking lot has limited pixels, the brain has also automatically repaired it, and the photo is ultra-high-definition, and even the cold hair on the faces of Sasha and the handsome guy can be clearly seen.
The fat man wants to cry without tears: "Brother, am I so green?" ”
"Or else? You still want to set up two tables! ”
Huang Shaohong hugged the fat man's shoulder: "You and this Sasha, don't think about it, to put it bluntly, it's just a greedy money, a picture, you can see it as a transaction, anyway, you don't have a big sword!" ”
The fat man smiled bitterly: "Okay, you don't have to persuade me, can I still beat that girl and this little white face?" Our buddies are porcelain, so we can't touch the broken tiles! ”
"That's right!" Huang Shaohong patted him on the shoulder with great relief.
Who wants the fat man to turn around and ask, "What if you put this thing on the table?" ”
Huang Shaohong didn't even think about it: "That will definitely kill them, how can a man endure this!" ”
The fat man had a black line: "With what you just persuaded me, I don't have a backache when I stand and talk!" ”
"Just kidding!" Huang Shaohong laughed and accidentally said what was in his heart!
The fat man shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I also promised that the girl to go and carry her a car tomorrow, fortunately you hinted at me here, otherwise you will take another car, by the way, send me a photo of this, this is special evidence!" ”
"Don't just talk, eat some food!" After Huang Shaohong passed the photo to the fat man, he picked up the wine glass and persuaded the fat man to eat more.
Zhao Xiaobei got up directly: "It's still a fart, it's annoying when you see green, go to the fat master and invite a skewer!" ”
Huang Shaohong laughed, looking at Zhao Xiaobei like this, he knew that it was okay!
This night, the two of them had a string of beer, a good meal, and drank until the second half of the night, when Huang Shaohong took Zhao Xiaobei, who had drunk a lot, to take a taxi back to the villa area.
He was afraid that Zhao Xiaobei would fall asleep and vomit and choke himself to death, so he simply took him back to Feng Wanxian's villa, which was also convenient to take care of.
Feng Wanxian didn't sleep, like a wife waiting for her husband to come back, watching TV in the living room with the light on.
Huang Shaohong looked at the wall clock on the wall, it was almost two o'clock in the morning, and he couldn't help but be moved:
"You don't have to go to work tomorrow, why don't you sleep yet!"
Feng Wanxian smiled and didn't speak, she wanted to come over to help support the fat man together, but was blocked by Huang Shaohong, so she asked with a smile: "Is this the end of the story?" ”
"Can you drink like this without finishing speaking? This product drank two cases of beer by himself, and he was really drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows! ”
Huang Shaohong helped Zhao Xiaobei to the guest room, and only then told Feng Wanxian what had happened, and the latter laughed and trembled:
"I'll just say it's easy!"
Feng Wanxian came up to help Huang Shaohong hang up his coat, then threw a handkerchief with warm water to help him wipe his hands and face, and called foot washing water to help him wash his feet and stop vomiting, before reaching out and asking:
"What a surprise you said!"
Huang Shaohong then remembered what he had promised the other party, and immediately asked Feng Wanxian to wait in the room, and then took out the elixir of life from his bag.
When he entered the room to inject Feng Wanxian, the latter was obviously nervous, and his eyes fluctuated a little: "This is not a drug, right?" ”
Huang Shaohong angrily found the plump place behind her and slapped it hard: "What are you doing with me!" ”
This time, Feng Wanxian was not nervous: "Okay, anyway, I recognized you, if you really want to give me that, I will admit it too!" ”
Huang Shaohong didn't bother to say more, he directly reached out and pointed at her acupoint, and then injected the elixir of life into her.
First fait accompli, save her blind thoughts!
This elixir is not the first one, but under Natasha's continuous research, it has been replaced with a safer and upgraded version.
When Huang Shaohong was injected at that time, he still needed to fall asleep to go through genetic recombination, and now he will not faint.
The change from mortal to eternal life is completed before you know it.
After the injection is completed, he will unravel the acupoints for this girl and tell the function of the elixir.
At first, Feng Wanxian still said that she believed it, but she looked at Huang Shaohong with a look of caring for mentally handicapped children.
When he felt that his spirit and strength seemed to be slowly increasing, he accepted his lover's statement for the time being.
Huang Shaohong saw that she didn't fully believe it, so he took her palm and scratched it with his fingernails, making a cut in her palm.
Feng Wanxian let out a painful sigh, and then she showed a look of surprise and shock as she felt that the wound was slowly healing.
Although the elixir of longevity has self-healing properties, it is definitely not as powerful as the self-healing of Wolverine and saber-toothed tigers, and it takes more than half an hour for the three-centimeter wound to recover as before.
But just like that, it also surprised Feng Wanxian inexplicably, and she jumped and jumped with Huang Shaohong in her arms, and then KS fiercely, all the way to K...... O!
When she calmed down, Huang Shaohong told her the precautions, mainly because she couldn't go to the hospital in the future, let alone collect blood or donate blood.
And this thing is extremely precious, extremely rare, don't think about relatives and friends or anything, so don't mention this matter to relatives and friends.
The main reason is that people are unpredictable, and Huang Shaohong is also afraid of causing trouble.
Feng Wanxian naturally divided the weight, nodded again and again, and promised that she would not walk the news.
This night is a festive day, in order to celebrate eternal life, Feng Wanxian asked for a whole night, and Huang Shaohong wondered, the effect of elixir to improve the quality of the human body is so fast and so obvious now?
The next day, the fat man woke up early in the morning, didn't even eat breakfast, and was about to leave after saying hello.
Huang Shaohong, who hadn't slept all night, was afraid that something would happen to him, so he followed, but the fat man came to his villa and drove him directly to the community where the two lived before.
It turned out that the fat man lived in the house here, and after the two went in, they found that the girl was not at home at all, and the fat man threw all the woman's things directly into the corridor.
Then I called Sasha and said directly that the two of us are finished, hurry up and get something, get out!
Sasha can pedal two boats, which is obviously not a good thing, and in less than an hour, she rushed over with a group of people, and asked the fat man to compensate her for mental damage and youth loss, a total of one million.
The fat man's mouth was also poisonous, and he showed Sasha the photo that Huang Shaohong sent him yesterday, and then scolded:
"What kind of mental damage fee do you want for one of the ones you come out to sell?"
Sasha was anxious: "You investigate me? As soon as she changed her previous gentle and lovely image, she beckoned the fox friend she brought to the dog and wanted to bleed the fat man directly.
Huang Shaohong kicked down one by one, and he didn't kill him, but these people couldn't get up for ten or twenty minutes.
The fat man just took the opportunity to call the police, and then called his own relationship, he didn't want to make trouble, but people came to the door, why should he entertain him.
When the police arrived, they brought Sasha and all the people she brought back for investigation.
According to the fat man's meaning, he is going to be beaten, and he can be regarded as the target of fighting the underworld and eliminating evil, so why should he be punished for ten days and half a month.
Unexpectedly, the police had a good nose, and smelled that the smell of Sasha and these people was wrong, so they took them for a blood test, and the drug test was positive.
After further investigation, I found that these people went to the party last night, but they knocked a lot of that thing.
It turns out that Sasha used to play with these people, she didn't have money and followed people, these days she fell in love with the fat man, money or anything is not a thing, and when she was at the party yesterday, she took the money to rent the place and buy the goods.
This is of a different nature, and the crime of 'allowing others to take drugs' is punishable by up to three years in prison.
Sasha's college life is coming to an early end.
The fat man's tone was out, and Huang Shaohong swore that he would never fool around in the future, and followed Bai Xiaoice wholeheartedly.
Huang Shaohong looked at him in surprise: "You have changed sex!" ”
The fat man nodded heavily: "Lao Tzu swears that in the future, he will only have a big sword, and he will not move his true feelings!" ”
"Damn!"
Huang Shaohong directly returned his middle finger.
In the evening, the two called Feng Wanxian, drank again, and then went back to their respective homes.
In the middle of the night, when Feng Wanxian fell asleep, Huang Shaohong kissed her hair, and then communicated with the system in his heart and chose to enter the mission world!