Extra, Spirit Bear Becomes a Buddha Online (5)

When the old Taoist priest heard this, he was confused on the spot.

What's going on? If you don't want it, you won't want it?

So he scolded on the spot: "Old monk, don't be ignorant, we have been brothers for so many years, I'm helping you!" You just said you didn't want it, what's wrong with me picking it up? Our sect is also about to go out of business, you don't need an inheritor, I still need it! ”

“…… Then I won't allow you to ask for this! What's going on? You've got to take someone! If an animal runs to cultivate the Tao, you are not afraid of making others laugh and lose their big teeth! The old monk gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and kept pointing in his hands: "In short, you are not allowed to ask for it!" ”

"You old bastard, what's wrong? I don't care, anyway, this bear, we're exhausted! ”

"I don't care! I'm going to kill this beast today anyway! You are not allowed! ”

Listening to the conversation between the two old men, the black bear next to him was confused, and the expression, the whole subway grandfather looked at his mobile phone.

What's going on with these two little guys? Just now he was like a rag, no one wanted him, how do you feel that his status is quite important now?

In other words, what is the inheritor mentioned by this second old man? I didn't want to inherit this thing! What about a wave of experience? I came up with a home for a while, but I didn't think of a home for a lifetime!

He's never been in a relationship yet! Maternal fetal solo so far, it's a great loss to become a monk like this!

However, just as he was thinking about this, the two old men next to him had already started a fight.

The old monk here pulled the old Taoist priest's hair, scolded in his mouth, and said:

"You usually care about women outside, but now you still want to rob my bear! You're an old immortal, not kind! ”

The old Taoist priest's hair was not completely gray and half of it was scattered, and he was scolding in his mouth:

"Dick, you dead old monk! In addition to good hair, what else will you do! I think you're jealous that Lao Tzu has a woman and hair! Ya, let you scold me, you are not a person, and I will not be polite to you that old man! ”

As he spoke, the old Taoist priest twisted the old monk's ear. Saying that, this attack was really ruthless, and the old monk screamed in pain.

"Oh yes, don't move my ears! If you have the guts, you will pull my hair! ”

"Shit! There's not a single grass on your head! Flies have to be forked when they go up! I'll take your hair...... In two years, I will refine the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, and I will lift your scalp! ”

"Oh, you old Taoist, I fought with you today!!"

"Come on, whoever is afraid of whom! I'm ......."

……

The two of them became more and more noisy, and the scene was deadlocked for a while, but this gave the black bear a chance.

He glanced around, and the two old monks were fighting more and more fiercely, and he was helping to shout hello from time to time.

"That's right! The abbot is right! ”

"That's right! The Taoist priest was right! That's too reasonable! I'm sticking with you! ”

He shouted such trash talk while paying attention to the terrain. He glanced out the door.

Out of this temple gate, there are mountains and woods outside, if you go east, then this road is estimated to be a little longer, but the forest over there is a little denser, if he runs away, it is not easy to be caught. But at the moment, there is a second option, that is, to go west, there is a road to the west, the road is very flat, but, in terms of running on the ground, he will definitely not be able to run away from the old Taoist priest with a flying sword and smoke.

Maybe he will be forced to go back and inherit the mantle of monasticism.

He shouldn't be a Taoist priest! Not only can't you get a girlfriend, but you have to eat less meat, and you have to learn to fool people.

He can't do these things, he can't do these things, whoever they love will be killed!

The black bear stared at the battle situation in front of him, planning a route to escape in his mind.

Unexpectedly, this old Taoist priest was really powerful, he directly pulled out a saber from his waist, and cut off his hair with a brush.

"The old monk who doesn't know the hearts of good people, old man, I'll fight with you today!"

"It's time for you!" Lao He pulled a stick last time.

The two fought together again with weapons.

The black bear looked at the stubble.

Come on, don't run now, but when!

So he applauded, and his feet snuck towards the door. And just as he was about to step out of the gate, his thick bear paw accidentally stepped on a fallen leaf on the ground.

It doesn't matter if the leaves are gone, the important thing is that the leaves are completely dry!

There was a click from his feet!

In the next second, the black bear felt that two pairs of small knife-like eyes were stabbing at him in a daze.

“…… Why don't you fight? The black bear said as he stepped back, gesturing in his hand to distract them.

Unfortunately, distraction failed. The two old men looked at each other.

“…… Don't you think we've been tricked? ”

"Kind of."

"Then why not sign a peace treaty first? Save a file? Will you continue to fight later? ”

"Yes."

Seeing that the limelight changed, the two old men hit it off.

When the black bear saw that the momentum was not right, he didn't care about the analysis route, so he quickly ran out.

However, unfortunately, in the process of running outward, he didn't notice at all that the ladder on this mountain was really not so easy to descend.

As soon as the black bear went out, he tripped over the high threshold, and then fell straight down the steps.

His mind was clouded, and he looked at the two people who were about to catch up, and his heart was ruthless, and he directly formed himself into a ball, and rolled down the stairs at the top of the mountain.

"Ahh I spelled it too! Lao Tzu doesn't cultivate immortals anymore! Lao Tzu is no longer a Buddha! Qiuqiu, let me go where I came from! ”

The sound of jolting came from the big black ball in front of it.

But how could the two old men be so easy to fool, I could only hear the old Taoist priest shouting from behind:

"Phew! Shameless beast! Destroying the relationship between our two brothers! Today, the two of us are going to accept you for the way of heaven! ”

God meows for the heavens!

The black bear rolled and cried in his heart.

You two old men are fighting, what does it matter to me!

The only thing the black bear regrets now is why he didn't leave earlier, and he had to reason with the old monk.

Theoretical theory, hehe, isn't this something wrong with theory?!

said that he was really idle, and he had nothing to do when he was full, so he had to come to be a monk.

Now don't talk about baldness, I don't know if my life is sudden or not!

Listening to the old man behind him chasing closer and closer, the black bear hugged him tightly and rolled down desperately.

Now I don't care about the problem of image or disfigurement, and whether I can get out of this mountain alive is a problem.

Good fellow, offend two of these things at once. The black bear really wondered if he hadn't looked at the yellow calendar before going out today, and why did he still lead the two dogs to chase after him when he stepped on dog shit this time?