At eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, the Lincoln Tunnel from Manhattan to New Jersey.

Alvin sat in the passenger seat of Russell's Chevrolet SUV, patted the plastic console in front of him with disgust, and said, "Dude, you are a guy who dares to embezzle public funds to buy a suit for yourself, why don't you get yourself a good car." Is it expensive to wrap this thing in leather? ”

Russell stretched out his head irritably and yelled at Stark, who was wearing a steel suit and had provoked him several times, "**you Stark**you!" ”

After scolding, Russell raised the window, glanced at Alvin, and said, "The car is a consumable in S.H.I.E.L.D., buy a good car, that's mine." Why should I drive my own car out to fight? ”

Alvin looked at Russell who was driving in a daze, and said, "Dude, you must be very rich!" Because you have a very advanced concept of financial management! ”

Russell shrugged his shoulders and said, "No way, I'm an old-school person." The annual land tax on my farm in Montana is a lot of money, and my salary goes into it. So the grass fucks the IRS! ”

Alvin looked at Russell in surprise and said, "I thought that American farmers were rich people. Your farm can't even make money from land taxes? ”

Russell shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said with some nostalgia: "I bought it with my young comrades-in-arms, but unfortunately they all died on the battlefield in the Middle East."

I promised to take care of their families, so it's good, I can live freely and wait for the day."

Saying that, Russell made a shooting gesture at his temple, made a "bang" in his mouth, and then a bright smile appeared on his face, "Let me die on the battlefield!" ”

Alvin was silent for a moment, not dictating Russell's life, a cowboy who was so strong that he didn't need sympathy at all. If you give him a sympathetic look, maybe he'll punch you in the nose.

Alvin reached out and turned on the car radio, hoping to lighten the mood, and it turned out that it was playing just the same song, "oldman"!

This made Alvin suddenly think of the old war dog Barney, who was a little like Russell, but a little different.

oldmanlookatmylife，

i'malotlikeyouethings，

thatdon'tgetlost。

likeacointhatetoyou。

Russell glanced at Alvin, who was a little sad, and suddenly grinned brightly, and sang loudly in a pentatonic tone along with the singing voice on the radio.

oldmantakealookatmylife，

i'malotlikeyou。

ineedseonetoloveme，

theholedaythrough。

A piece of country music that was originally very charming, was sung by Russell with a free and easy taste of cowboys, of course, you have to ignore his incomplete five notes, but what does it matter? Nobody cares!

Alvin folded down his seat, comfortably crossed his legs on the co-pilot, and watched Russell sing with his head in his hands, while scolding Stark with his middle finger at the sky outside the window.

Alvin smiled at Russell and said, "You're a bastard, a kind of bastard!" ”

Russell withdrew his glaring gaze out the window, glanced at Alvin, and said with a somewhat flirtatious smile, "Thanks for the compliment!" It's a pity you're not a girl! ”

Alvin gave Russell a middle finger very neatly, not wanting to talk to him, this guy was born to be the enemy of all men!

At this time, Russell smiled like a child who had not grown up, and proudly raised his eyebrows at Alvin, and said, "You should drive your God of War 2 out, Stark is a little too proud!" Also Where did Frank go? He's not a procrastinator! ”

Alvin rested his head on his hands and did not answer the question about God of War 2, you let a person who is afraid of heights fly up at night, it's a joke.

Tilting his head to look at the unscrupulous Stark flying in the sky, Alvin said with a smile: "Frank took his chick and went to find the few people who wanted to kidnap the little turtle."

I think you can speed things up a bit, Frank is very efficient, especially with a hot chick! ”

As soon as Alvin finished speaking, his phone rang suddenly, and it was Director George.

Picking up the phone, Alvin wrinkled his nose and held the phone far away, so that he could hear a roar from the phone, "Alvin, are you fucking crazy?" Why is it that a man and a woman can drive a car and kill in Little Italy?

That woman fucking used an RPG, is there anyone in New York who deserves you to blow him up with an RPG? ”

Alvin was upset and shouted into the phone, "Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey." I didn't do it! ”

Director George on the other end of the line gasped and then roared, "Of course I fucking know you didn't do it!" Can I still not recognize Frank? Why is there such a big movement every time he appears?

And that chick, is it a disguise to have two shots of gun oil on her face? Are you going to die with stockings when you fucking kill?

Tell me, what are you doing this time for? ”

Alvin wrinkled his nose a little wrinkled, this Shirley is indeed excessive, she was a little angry with Nick, as a young stepmother, everyone can understand that she has a little temper, but you use an RPG not far from the headquarters of the New York Police Department!

Glancing at Russell, Alvin smiled and said into the phone, "This is an operation authorized by S.H.I.E.L.D., and their leader is called Russell." Well, the head of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s anomalous creature management.

Dude, we're doing our duty as a good citizen of New York!

Several beasts have entered New York in the past two days, and I am on my way to the source of these beasts. Frank: The ones they killed were all beast reserves.

I guess that source has something to do with the big lizard. If you think I'm doing something wrong, I'll turn around and go to bed. ”

Director George on the other end of the phone was silent for a moment, and said helplessly: "Then wipe your ass clean by yourself, **fucking S.H.I.E.L.D.!"

Alvin, that big lizard killed one of my buddies, bring me some bits of it back, I'm going to file it. Also, the 100,000 yuan business of Mario Brothers is over! ”

Alvin let out a long sigh of relief, finally fooling the old man over. He's not afraid of Chief George, but going against a police boss like this would make him look like a villain, which is really stupid!

"No problem! Which part of it do you want? I think it has a nice claw, you can use it to make a couple of knives as decorations."

Before Alvin finished speaking, Director George on the other side hung up the phone heavily.

Russell glanced at Alvin, a little unhappy that he was fooling the police under his own name, and said with a straight face: "Alwin, it's not a good habit to always let S.H.I.E.L.D. carry the black cauldron!" ”

Alvin said indifferently: "It's your responsibility, I'm helping, remember?"

Dude, for your sake, I lost 100,000 yuan of business. You should now be thinking about how to compensate me, not accuse me. ”

Alvin ignored Russell, picked up the phone and dialed Kevin Dominic.

"Hi Kevin, is this work trip exciting?"

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"Yes, it's a bit serious! Why don't you convince Shirley's spicy? ”

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"Alright! It looks like Shirley really should be angry, Nick went too far this time!

Kevin, help get rid of all the evidence, or the police will come and get in trouble! ”

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"It's okay, New York won't open for half a day? Go for it! ”

Alvin hung up the phone, let out a long breath, took out a cigar and lit it, and took a deep puff!

Russell glanced at Alvin and said with a smile: "Why are you not afraid of S.H.I.E.L.D., but afraid of this Director George?" A police chief shouldn't be nothing to you! ”

Alvin shook his head noncommittally and said, "I respect his character, respect the order he represents!"

I used to be ordinary, I longed for stability, and I was full of fear of chaotic living circumstances.

At that time, many people like George risked their lives to maintain order that allowed ordinary people to work and live with peace of mind.

I used to live so happily! So I respect such people! ”

Russell gave Alvin a deep look and said, "Then what would you do if someone like him came and handcuffed you one day?" ”

Alvin spread his hands indifferently and said, "Then I will hire the best lawyer for myself," and tell him that you have made a mistake!" ”