was introduced into the room by Wang Ye, and Meng Lang found that everyone except Xiao Zizai, who didn't drink, was actually there, even Guan Gu Magic, who had recently joined the house.

At this time, everyone was sitting around a flying chess carpet and bragging about drinking.

"Master, are you here? Come and sit! The C position has always been reserved for you. Seeing Meng enter the house, Zhang Chulan hurriedly waved his hand.

"It's coming, it's coming! Anyway, a few of you can do it~ It didn't take long for Dali to organize a girls' party, right? Is this a game-up?

Zhuge Qing directly threw him a jar of courage to the end of the world: "Why are you talking so much nonsense?" It's rare to have a free day, come to dry, it's all in the wine! ”

Meng didn't shirk either, pulled the pull ring with a click, and poured it with his head up.

"Goo-dong...... Goo-dong-hiccup-"

A glass of cold beer was refreshed, and the bitterness of being kicked out of the house by his wife suddenly dissipated.

Men are wonderful creatures, and when they gather together, as long as there is wine, they can give rise to infinite nonsense and fun.

Meng Lang was infected by the atmosphere in the room, and naturally joined in to brag and fart with everyone, and after a while, he was also drunk and fell asleep without using Qi to suppress the strength of the wine......

It's amazing, Meng Someone dreamed again that night, not only dreaming, but this time the dream also took over the plot of Meng Bald's roaming of the daughter country before and turned it into a serial-

Seeing that the scorpion spirit of the melon mother's brand stopped the wedding team and wanted to rob relatives on the street, the irritable national teacher of the daughter country, who had just recovered her youth recently, immediately stepped forward to meet the battle, and the two women fought together.

For a moment, the streets were dark and sand and rocks, and the welcoming party took advantage of the chaos to carry the bald waves into the queen's updated excavation dormitory.

"Holy monk, you're here~" The big-eyed queen lifted Meng's red hijab.

"Your Majesty, please respect yourself." Meng Bald stepped back shyly.

"Holy monk, today is the happy day for you and me to get married, why do you want to say that husband and wife Dunlun are serious?"

"Oh well. Your Majesty, please automatic. ”

There is no need to elaborate on the plot that follows, and it can basically be summed up in a short poem.

I untied the monk's robe with the master, and the hibiscus tent warmed the spring night.

Gently and slowly twist and wipe the re-pick, and the king will not be early in the dynasty.

In this way, Meng Bald was trapped in his daughter's country, and he was oppressed every day, living a life of deep water and hot water.

Not only that, but he also heard that his squinting-eyed apprentice found a beautiful girl who could cook in his daughter's country, and the three apprentices who were a fan of wealth also found a blue-eyed Lori with an abnormal brain in his daughter's country, and the two became families one after another.

The second apprentice of the long-haired slacker is even more excessive, he learned women's clothing directly in his daughter's country, which perfectly interprets what true self-sufficiency is.

Seeing that all members of his team had fallen, the disheartened Meng Bald no longer mentioned any great things to learn from, and the queen of big and small eyes grinded hard every day, and lived a life when the TV station was not allowed to broadcast.

It wasn't until the third month of marriage that the red-faced queen walked out of the palace for the first time.

Not far behind her, followed her skeletal husband.

Meng Bald repented that he was not at the beginning.

'Amitabha! Why didn't the poor monk practice martial arts in the first place? Even if it's just to learn an iron head skill! Belch...... It doesn't seem right, if you practice the wrong head, you can't deal with the current embarrassing situation. ’

Just as Meng Bald was thinking wildly, he heard someone from outside the hall to report.

"Report ——! Your Majesty! The national teacher and the scorpion spirit fought for three months, and just after being captured, the scorpion spirit came in! ”

"What!?" The queen was furious, looked at her ministers and said solemnly, "Who captured this fang with me?" ”

Zhu Qing was silent.

Just kidding, the combat power of the national teacher's hand-blown cans cans cans canned cans canned and canned for scorpion spirits, can they be asked to go up and deliver food?

Just when the Manchu Dynasty was at a loss, only a rumble was heard, the sand and gravel were filled, and a huge piece of the outer wall of the palace collapsed.

"Step! Trample! Step ......"

Heavy footsteps sounded from not far away, and as the smoke and dust gradually dissipated, a graceful figure with a concave and convex shoulders against a shovel was gradually revealed.

The big-breasted scorpion spirit waved his shovel domineeringly, pointing at the queen from afar: "Dare to rob men with labor and management?" Bury them all! ”

……

In reality, the sun is on three poles.

"Stop! Don't play spicy anymore! ”

Meng Lang shouted, sat up suddenly, and opened his eyes to see that the friends in the room were all looking at him with a look like a fool, he blinked twice and smiled.

"What's inside, how many brothers are there?"

Zhuge Qing came over with great interest, squatted beside Meng Lang and raised his hand to hook his neck:

"Lao Meng, everyone is very curious, you don't want Your Majesty to stop for a while, and Don't stop for a while, what kind of dream did you have last night?"

Meng Lang: ( ̄ー ̄) ......

"Be your sister!"

"Why are you still swearing?"

"No swearing, I'm telling the truth. What, you're not convinced? Okay, now assign a new task today, you go and inform Neon on side, Guan Gu and Yanagi whose fight is advanced to September 27th, whoever has objections will be beaten. ”

Zhuge Fox was full of black lines: "...... Okay, then who's going with me? ”

"Weren't you brave just now? You'll do it yourself, of course! ”

Zhuge Qing: ('⌒??) メ)！

"Surnamed Meng, don't go too far! Even if there is no labor law in our country, at least there is an animal protection law, right?

Penglai Island is so big, even after yesterday's incident, there are still more than a dozen of those neon kendo factions, if they make trouble collectively, you let me take my head to the top? ”

"Okay~ Then I'll send you two more people, these goods in the house, except for Zhang Chulan, you can take two of them away, there are no masters on the neon side anymore, if the three of them go together, even if they can't beat them, it's still no problem to run back and shake people."

"Just waiting for your words!"

Zhuge Fox agreed, picked up Wang Ye, who was still napping on the side, and pulled him out of the door in the latter's bewilderment.

"Ah Sheng, come over too, Ah Guan is now changing the way of fire law, and the three of us are warlocks left in the house, and I will take you to Xiaorotten Keshan to open your eyes after a while, it is a treasure land!"

Seeing the three of them go out, Meng twisted his stiff neck and stretched leisurely: "It's not early, I should go back and have a look." ”

With that, Meng Lang got up and walked out the door.

"Oh yes, Chu Lan, come with me, while I have time in the past two days, I, as a master, will give you the first lesson first."

"Yes, Master! No problem, Master! ”

Zhang Chulan smiled, followed behind Meng Mou, completely carried away by the joy of "tied for the number one master in the world", and didn't notice the gradually √ corners of his unscrupulous master's mouth.

The two returned to Meng Lang's original residence, and Meng first glanced at it with a domineering look, and only then pushed the door after confirming that there were only two people inside.

"Baby! Didn't you say your hands have been itchy lately? I've brought you the punching bag! ”

Zhang Chulan: ∑ (O_O; )？？？

"What?"

……

PS: First update.

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