In the Honghuang Realm Dongzhou (this is this yellow, not a typo), there is a place called Qianlong Yuan, the abyss is misty and bottomless.

In the sky, you can see that the entrance to the cave is dark, eerie and mysterious, and there is a gray glow all around. The shape of this cave is the shape of a dragon's head, and it is said that this is the burial place of a dragon, hence the name Qianlong Yuan.

April 24, 199.

On this day, at the bottom of the Qianlong Abyss, there was a five-thousand-year-old stone egg at the bottom, one with a diameter of one meter and a height of about two meters and a half.

Suddenly!

The stone egg continued to emit a yellowish glow, like a firefly lighting up the night.

"I slept soundly, Lao Tzu didn't go to work today, Ba Shi was on board, and the words full of Sichuan flavor and immaturity came out of the mouth of a three-year-old child. ”

The emperor is a new youth in the 21st century, growing up under the red flag, his parents are dead, he has a car and a house, and he has a house in a mid-range community in the center of the city.

The money paid by the insurance after the death of his parents, plus the house he bought by selling his property, as a happy charter man, the monthly rent of hundreds of thousands of dollars can allow the emperor to lie down and collect money.

In the afternoon, the emperor drove and after collecting the money, he was in a good mood.

I found a few recipes on the Internet, prepared to cook my own food, and always ordered takeout and always felt that it was not a problem, so I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, went home to make dinner, and then went home to start my first kitchen journey.

"A generation of kitchen gods is about to come out of the mountain! Look at me to solve the knife technique, 欻! 欻!歘!" The emperor danced in the air with a kitchen knife like a second fool, and then disappeared.

"This seems a bit silly! Am I so lonely?" the emperor shook his head, and then cut the meat in ink, and the meat was said to be good, and the thing was holding a kitchen knife and slashing it on the board.

Then cut the vegetables, and when cutting the vegetables, the emperor accidentally pretended to be an immature force, and the kitchen knife was too fast, and he accidentally cut his middle finger.

A trace of blood mist appeared in the air, invisible to the naked eye, which was absorbed by the ancestral Nine Dragons Jade Pendant on the neck, and in the dark night, the Nine Dragons Jade Pendant glowed with a faint red light.

In the emperor's surprised gaze, the Nine Dragons Jade Pendant, the red light flashed and brought the emperor to the Honghuang Continent.

I don't know how long it took, maybe it was a moment.

The body in the stone finally reacted.

When the emperor opened his eyes, he saw that it was a yellow stone, a crystal clear stone, or a stone with a pale yellow light, thinking that it was an illusion, and when he closed his eyes and opened his eyes, it was still the same scenery.

"Mom, Ge Laozi, I, I, I, what kind of evil have I done!" The lying emperor sat up in an instant, and his eyes were his little arms and legs, and he was directly stunned, and he was in this space with a diameter of one meter and a height of about two meters and a half.

"What the hell is this, hallucination? Crossing over, whatever, I'm not dead anyway, I have to get out, or I'll starve to death and die of thirst!" echoed in the space.

The emperor knocked on the stone wall with his small fist, but the stone wall did not react at all, but the emperor's hand was red and swollen, like a pig's trotters.

At this time, the pale yellow light in the stone wall slowly moved towards the emperor's pig's trotters at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Damn, it's so amazing, the emperor feels that his second soul is about to awaken to the rhythm, has he really crossed over? came to a world where you can cultivate, the world of martial arts, the world of cultivation, the world of magic?" Just when the emperor was thinking nonsense, the severe pain caused the emperor to fall into a coma, and his body was still convulsing, like an addict who was addicted to drugs.

One night later, the emperor woke up with two more martial arts in his mind, and this exercise included a set of martial arts called Six Paths of Reincarnation Fist and a set of footwork called the end of the world.

If you don't practice the exercises, even if you have an emperor, you can't, you can only practice the martial arts Six Paths Reincarnation Fist, and follow the villain in your brain to learn one move at a time, you can only learn the moves, and the true qi can't run.

From clumsiness at the beginning to proficiency, the emperor doesn't know how long it took, in this strange dome, loneliness drove the emperor crazy, and he had to keep practicing martial arts, and as the emperor continued to practice, the energy kept drilling into his body.

Every time he practiced the Six Paths of Reincarnation Fist, the Emperor felt that his strength was increasing, and he had changed from a weak chicken to a strong weak chicken.

I don't know how long it took, all the yellow light in the weird dome converged on the emperor, and at this moment, the emperor inexplicably knew that he could go out, using the six reincarnation fists, punching the stone wall one by one, cracks appeared on the weird dome, "Click." Just when the emperor was about to run out, the giant egg shattered.

"Boom!"

Subsequently.

The heavens and the earth change color, the sun and the moon have no light, the stars have retreated, and the wind howls.

Extraordinary people are born, and there are always amazing visions, which is forced and standard.

The emperor looked up at the sky, only to see a dazzling golden light, like a laser, shooting out of the emperor's eyes, straight to the sky.

After a second, the emperor's eyes changed from golden to black, and only when he looked closely could he see the pale gold in the black pupils.

"I'm a monkey? No, no, no! I should be a generation of sages, gathering the world's luck, and came into being!" The exhausted emperor was still a stinky fart at this time, and then the emperor slowly fell into the rocks.

"The great world is coming," a middle-aged man said with emotion.

"I should suppress this life," a young man said calmly, his eyes full of vicissitudes.

A white-haired woman opened her eyes calmly and looked fixedly at the distance, "Tianlin".

......

With the birth of the emperor, the big people everywhere feel every minute that the great world is coming.

I don't know how many 'monsters' have woken up from the retreat, and how many characters have disappeared from history.

At this time, an old man appeared on the Qianlong Yuan, the old man had shiny white hair, white eyebrows, no wrinkles on his face, a kind and friendly face, and an old man with a height of one meter eight.

After the emperor fell down for two breaths, the old man appeared beside the emperor.

"This kind of physique! this kind of physique!" the old man's eyes were glowing, and the green mang scanned the emperor's body from head to toe and said in surprise.

Three months later, during this time, the emperor learned that he had come to a world called Honghuang Continent, and the language was Huaxia, but the text was traditional Chinese, which was a bit like the ancient Chinese world.

This is a world of martial artists, a world of strong people, a world where you can do whatever you want if you have strength, hehe, do whatever you want, please make up for it yourself.

Here the warriors can fly to the sky, to put it bluntly, it is the oriental fantasy world.

As for why the emperor knows, then I have to talk about the old man who brought the emperor back.

The emperor was taken to a place called the Valley of Hatred, which was surrounded by mountains and had a small waterfall in the valley, which was formed by the spring water gushing out of the mountain.

There is a big courtyard house in the valley, like the ancient palace, with bluestone paving, ponds, gardens, everything.

At first, the emperor thought that he had traveled back in time.

"Thinking of me as a good young man in the twenty-first world, it is the time when the world is dominant, and the world has changed because of me! Drunk and lying on the knees of beautiful women, crisscrossing shopping malls, and going out to pick up fans, they are all so disillusioned! The emperor looked at the sky with a lonely face and said. ”

"Well, it would be nice to have a cigarette. "The emperor is looking up at the sky at forty-five degrees and pretending to be forced, if there is no smoke, there will be no force!

After loading it, the emperor honestly lifted the small wooden barrel and went up the mountain to get water.

"Ahhhh

There are also those old men, forcing me to apprentice, and I endured it. Grandma's, let me stay in this 'nursing home', I hate it!"

At this time, the emperor was at the spring of the Hatred Sky Valley, urinating three feet into the wind, and injecting 'essence' into a small barrel.

"You can't pee too much, lest you be discovered, I'm just too witty, I'm the embodiment of wisdom, hum, let you drink the essence of the master." A smug smile appeared on the emperor's face.

"Don't let me enter the library, don't let the master enter the wine cellar, and tell me to run around the valley every day, the little master is three years old, it's just abusing me!

Hmph, the most hateful thing is that it still made me fetch water, and the mischievous soul of this handsome man has awakened. Anyway, I can't get out, so I have to let these old men let me out willingly!

I'll be on the bar with you four dead old men, and it's fun to fight with people!

Quack quack quack, hey, hey, hey, hey".

After a burst of creepy laughter, the emperor put away his gun with his pants up, turned around and galloped down the mountain, letting out a demonic laugh like that of the star master from time to time.

The emperor put the small wooden barrel in the food storehouse, and then went to the willow tree in the courtyard to watch the old men play Go.

These old men don't know what their names are, anyway, these old men don't say anything, they only tell the emperor how to call them, from calling the eldest to the fourth.

The most bizarre thing is to shout the emperor and the fifth, the emperor once retorted that the generations are messed up, and the old man gave us the statement that we are happy, and the emperor was messy at that time, this is so awesome, it is simply speechless.

The old man has shiny white hair, white eyebrows, no wrinkles on his face, a kind and amiable face, and a temperamental old man with a height of one meter eight.

Wearing white clothes all day long, holding a feather fan in his hand, he can't be angry all day long. often boasted that his calligraphy and painting were hard to find outside, saying that he was a sage, and later the emperor learned that he was indeed very hung outside, but it was just strength.

Lao Er - a lame old man, who comes and goes without a trace, and his body is said to be the best in the Honghuang world.

He has gray black hair, a kind look, a green coat, a black cane, and a height of 1.65 meters.

And he is also very concerned about his height, and often tells the emperor that if he is not lame, he will be at least one meter eight.

Happy all day long, people who don't know think that this is a kind old man, but the emperor was cleaned up twice by the old man, and he knew that this was a bandit who escaped alive, a bandit who was not reasonable at all, an old naughty boy-like character, and the emperor was the number one opponent on the road to death.

The third - an old man with an iron head, a bald man, this bald head can be used as a mirror.

The third child is 1.85 meters tall, has muscles all over his body, and often bare his upper body, this one is an exhibitionist.

The emperor had never seen him wear a shirt, the emperor asked him why he was like this, and the third child once calmly said that who could see his wonderful figure when he put on clothes, which made the emperor feel cold.

The emperor heard from the third child that he was called a divine craftsman in the outside world, and said that the refiners outside were all targeting him, and this emperor would not believe it.

The fourth - a fat old man, a man of 1.7 meters, from a distance, you will think that this is a ball.

The fourth child has a fat head and big ears, a big face and a thick neck, and is wearing a red dress, the first time you look at him, you will definitely think that he is a cook.

That's right, this guy is really a cook, and everyone's eating problems are usually solved by this fat man.

The emperor couldn't get into his kitchen, and every time he fetched water, he put it in the food room.

The emperor shouted and learned that he actually knew the formation when he came to this place, which was simply high-end and atmospheric.

After the emperor got acquainted with these old men, he began to give these old men dead nicknames, and one of the emperor's great hobbies was nicknames.

The eldest is called a pretending criminal, the second is called a dead lame, the third is called a blacksmith, and the fourth is called a man. When the emperor first shouted like this, he was repaired miserably.

In the morning, when the sky is slightly bright, I get up to take a cultural class, and it is gratifying that when the emperor came to this world, somehow, he actually had the ability to remember things, and it was not too easy to learn words.

At the beginning, the emperor didn't expect to be cleaned up.

After the emperor pretended to be forced, he decided to let the emperor experience the difficulty of hell.

So let the emperor write, the left and right hands write at the same time, the most difficult thing is that the left and right handwriting words should be exactly the same!

If you write it wrong, you will be shocked, and if you don't say it wrong, it will be an electric shock, which will make the emperor want to die.

For dinner, the emperor eats raw rice.

The running circle is doubled, so that the dead cripple holds a rattan and chases after the emperor.

When the emperor is tired, he will give a whip, and when he is tired, he will give a whip.

Miraculously, the emperor could only feel pain, not scars.

And when the emperor sleeps, he will also be struck by the iron, the sound of 'clanging', so that he can't sleep, and the sound of the iron is useless when the ears are blocked, and it directly acts on the emperor's brain and lasts until midnight.

Just when the emperor just walked under the willow tree in the courtyard and watched these old men play chess, the boss, who pretended to be a criminal, spoke, "Today is the ninth day of the ninth month of the ninth month of the Honghuang Realm, and the legend is that it is the day of the birth of the human emperor in ancient times, and the four of us will accept you as an apprentice after lunch." ”

"Old man, I am resistant in my heart, you are qualified to be my master for someone as good as me, do you need a master for someone like me?" said the emperor, looking up at the sky at forty-five, and then peeking at a few old men with his eyes.

"Hehe, Meizizi, these old men definitely have real talents, drunk dreams, and a free life, beckoning to me.

Besides, they saved me, and I can't get out of that as an ordinary person.

I am a person who attaches great importance to love and righteousness, so I will sincerely apprentice to my teacher! The old man also needs someone to support him? Why do I feel that there is a feeling that I will be responsible for being 'on the job'.

Hey! Looking at the faces of these old men, I seem to have overdressed, I can't afford to provoke, I can't afford to provoke, I! ”

I saw that the faces of several old men turned black, especially the old blacksmith man, and the green tendons on his upper body burst out like a dragon.

"Cowardly, cowardly, unprovoked, unprovoked!"

The emperor immediately changed his words, "The master is the second master, the third master is the fourth master." ”

Then kneel down and kowtow honestly three times.

The boss and the others glanced at the third child, only to see the third hand wave, four Taishi chairs instantly appeared in front of the emperor's eyes, on both sides of the chair, there was a cup of tea, a futon, a table for the incense burner, an incense burner, and a portrait with only a back, full of rhyme.

At first glance, it is a portrait, and then no matter how you look at it, how long you look at it, you will only see one martial character.

The portrait floats behind the incense burner, and there is nothing to support it, just floating quietly in the air.

"Yo hey! scare Lao Tzu! Storage? Damn, this word! Awesome, it's a headache to watch. It's awesome!It's great!" Then the emperor looked at the third child with squinting eyes, rubbing his hands back and forth.

"The four of us do whatever we want, you kid just simply apprentice, as for your kid kowtowed just now, that doesn't count. As he spoke, three thumb thick yellow incense sticks appeared in the boss's hand, and the incense in his hand burned without warning.

"Today, I am the sky, the blue sky, the battle sky, and the emperor, and the four people of the emperor have accepted the emperor, and I have specially notified the ancestors. After speaking, the four of them bowed to the portrait, and then sat on the Taishi chair.

"Boy, hurry up and send the ancestor Wu Invincible to me, and bow three times and bow nine times, the boss said calmly. ”

The emperor stepped forward to carry honest luggage, and then saluted the four masters, and gave tea to the four masters one by one.

At this time, the boss spoke, "The people of our faction can't deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, kill each other in the same family, and hurt the innocent.

The most important thing is that our lineage must be invincible in the same realm, and we must not fall into the prestige of the ancestors.

Today I will tell you about our lineage from ancient times to the present, you are the ninth generation, and you are our closed disciple.

Get here today, you go back and rest, tomorrow will be the beginning of your nightmare. ”

In a quiet and peaceful mountain village, an old man muttered to himself, "Yes, yes, I wonder if it will be of great use," and then the old man continued to bask in the sun under the banyan tree in the center of the village.

(Standing post as proof, no matter what, you will write more than a million words, and you will never be a eunuch!)