Chapter 35: No Monkey Is Perfect

"Lord Steward, why don't I give you back the hair?"

The corners of Yu Le's mouth twitched and asked, you can't take advantage of the little monkey, should you ask for the consent of its guardian monkey......

"That's for binding Bumpman, this official has already given it to you, how can you take it back at will!" Bi Ma Wen put his hands behind his back, with a majestic face.

He looks like a rickety old man......

Uh-huh, Bi Ma Wen said, Tianma is hard to chase.

Well, I still have a difficult task to return to the mortal world, and I can't finish it for a while.

Yu Le held up the hair with one hand, and it was really lightweight.

It's a very flavorful magic weapon.

"Then I'll just put it in my pocket?" Yu Le was embarrassed.

It's easy to throw away.

After the actual combat test, Yu Le felt that this hair was really precious.

Its function is also to catch who to tie up, although it is not as strong as the old red rope, it is not satisfactory......

"You stupid, don't you wear it around your neck?" Bi Ma Wen once again despised Yu Le's IQ, ordinary people are ordinary people!

Yes, everything you say is right......

Yu Le immediately raised his hand to cover the back of his neck.

The very flavorful magic weapon really grows there.

should also be despised, why did I forget to wipe it before covering it?

"Lord Steward, I still have some trivial matters in the mortal world, and it is also important to search for Bumpman......" Yu Le arched his hand towards Bi Ma Wen.

"Oh!" Bi Ma Wen's eyes were a little reluctant, "Then when will you come back?"

"I can come over every day, such as tomorrow?" After all, Yu Le took someone else's treasure, which is the hair of the Great Sage, so he has to help people and children do something.

"Then it's decided!" Bi Ma Wen waved his hand happily, and saw several auspicious clouds gathered over.

Xiangyun Express, the Three Realms are unimpeded.

Your trust, my mission......

When the auspicious clouds dispersed, Yu Le was already standing in the valley sheltered from the wind. But I felt that my whole body was sore, my right shoulder seemed to be about to fall, and my right hand was still swollen badly.

Bi Ma Wen is cute and simple, but he is a violent Lori monkey!

When the corners of Yu Le's mouth twitched out of the valley, he saw Erdan sitting on a woven bag and shrunk into a ball, and actually fell asleep?

"Hey, get up!" Yu Le heard an even snoring sound as he approached.

"Ah, there's a wolf! Brother Le, run!" the second egg jumped up, but rolled out like a ball.

Yu Le: "......"

You still sleep so dead with wolves?

There's a wolf, and you don't know how to go down and look for me?

"Brother, are you okay?" The second egg rolled several times before sitting on the ground, but he was unscathed, looking at Yu Le with a look of surprise, "I thought you were eaten by a wolf, I was in a hurry, I cried, I watched the hungry wolf bite your bare ass......"

Yu Le: "......"

I was bitten by a wolf, and you just watched?

Actually, it's better for you to close your eyes.

This is still a hungry wolf with a heavy taste......

"Brother Le, it's been more than ten minutes, and you've been convenient enough for a long time!" Erdan took out his mobile phone and looked at it.

More than ten minutes?

In the feeling of pleasure, it will take two or three hours.

Is the speed of time in the heavenly realm more than ten times that of the mortal realm?

"Let's go!" Yu Le reached out to grab the woven bag, but there was a "sigh", his right hand hurt badly, and his arm was still numb and felt nothing.

"Brother Le, you ...... It's too hard, isn't it?"

Yu Le: "......"

"Brother Le, you should also find a girlfriend! I look at Jiang Wan very well, white, rich, beautiful, you have to hurry. Otherwise, it's too hard to be alone!"

My right hand is swollen!

Yu Le didn't want to talk to Erdan, and threw a woven bag at him with his left hand. Then he grabbed another woven bag and put it on his shoulder, and strode down the mountain.

Erdan hurriedly followed with a snort, "Brother Le, why are you going so fast, wait for me! I'll tell you seriously...... Hey, Brother Le, why do you stink so much, you got it just now?"

Yu Le: "......"

I didn't get it on my body just now, except for the hairs with a little color.

Staying at the door of the Pegasus Stable for so long, the smoke stinks.

After a long time, he didn't notice its smell, and after Erdan's mention, Yu Le really smelled a foul smell all over his body.

"I need to go take a shower. Oh, I'll send you down the mountain first. Yule quickened the pace.

Erdan chased harder, "Brother Le, Brother Le! You can't exercise vigorously now...... Besides, aren't men all stinky? Hey, you're really getting ......."

In fact, there are no conditions for bathing in mountain villages.

In the summer, you can wash in the reservoir pond, and there is also a Hakuba River at the bottom of the mountain, but it is only for men.

There are public bathhouses in the town, but Yule is a little shameless now......

Yu Le put the woven bag in the courtyard of the small shop in the mountains, and returned to the mountain without waiting for Xiao Duo to find it. When I walked to Wolongtun, I met the second egg, and this guy covered his nose from a distance.

After returning home to find a change of clothes, Yu Le went to the pond where his ducks were raised.

Hundreds of ducks are happily playing in the water.

The sun is three poles, the yang is getting stronger, and the leeward is warm.

The water temperature is slightly above freezing, after all, the pond is still frozen.

Yu Le took off a pair of small pants and poured some water on his body, which was bearable.

After becoming a god, his physical fitness seems to have improved greatly. The discomfort in the shoulders and palms has eased much by this time.

"Hee-hee!"

Yu Le jumped into the water with a "poof", and after a while, he was rubbed red.

Men always have to sing a cheerful song when bathing, and hundreds of ducks quack in harmony......

Uh, what's going on?

When Yu Le was washing happily, he saw a few auspicious clouds gathering quickly.

Xiangyun Express, the Three Realms are unimpeded!

Yu Le rushed to the shore with a "whoosh", just arrived at the stone where the clothes were stored, and just didn't grab it!

Hundreds of frightened ducks quacked......

When the auspicious clouds dispersed, a red-covered Yu Le appeared at the door of the Tianma stable.

"Yu Le, is it too early today?" Bi Ma Wen circled around Yu Le, his eyes a little confused.

This Yule looks quite strong, but unfortunately his body is smooth and hairless, and the color is like the butt of an old monkey.

The Great Sage has said that no monkey is perfect.

Well, it must be acquired through hard work, no monkey can succeed casually......

"Didn't you say you'd come back at the same time tomorrow?" Yu Le's cheeks flew up, and he squatted on the ground, shrinking into a ball as much as he could.

However, there is only a small pair of pants on his body, which are still ticking, and the green mountains can't cover it.

It's like a ball of meat, or the kind of pure lean meat, shrunken and shaking.

"It's today!" Bi Ma Wen frowned, but then suddenly realized, and slapped her monkey head, "Oh, you're talking about tomorrow in the mortal world!

Yu Le: "......"

Twelve days in the heavenly realm are equal to one day in the mortal world?

No wonder I always feel that the speed of time is wrong.

One day in the heavenly realm, one hour in the mortal world.

In other words, Bi Ma Wen had already waited patiently until the next morning, and only two hours had passed on Yu Le's side.

"Isn't that going to be a long time later?" Bimawin's patience was really limited.

The affairs of the Imperial Horse Supervisor are going to burn their eyebrows.

"Say, what's so anxious?" Yu Le looked at the sky speechlessly.

The sky is so blue.