Chapter 3 Guanyin Bodhisattva Fights the Landlord (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
With deep doubts, Guanyin Bodhisattva walked into the inner city.
The inner city is equivalent to the imperial palace, and only Huang Shang and Ah Jiu, Dou Bing, and the palace maids who rotate every three years can enter.
After Ah Jiu came to this world, she was still engaged in her research, and since the founding of the city, she has also set up a separate research room for her to study and experiment.
After decades of hard work, Ah Jiu has a very deep theoretical foundation for electronic products, but the materials and technologies related to electronic products are all fields that she cannot be involved in, such as the chips and parts materials in electronic watches, which are all fields that she does not understand, which also limits her to research in deeper fields.
But under such conditions, she still refined some simple electronic magic weapons, such as the electronic watch that Huang Shang is wearing now.
In the back garden, within a five-meter radius centered on him, a pot of flowers, a piece of baked cake, a jar of wine, and a wounded dog.
Under the acceleration of time, the pot of flowers gradually bloomed, the piece of baked cake gradually dried and hardened, and the jar of wine did not see anything for the time being, but the wound on the dog's body was recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye, and even Huang Shang himself felt that his vitality was passing rapidly.
Half a minute later, Huang Shang paused the time to accelerate, at this time the mana in his body had been consumed eighty percent, after all, it was a magic weapon, and when it was used, it would be powered by the master's mana, and it would stop working when the mana supply was stopped.
Huang Shang sensed that he had lost almost three days of life in the past half a minute.
The pot of flowers had already begun to wither after blooming, and when I picked up the piece of biscuit, it was already dry and hard, and a little moldy. The dog's wounds had healed, but he was frantically eating meat and drinking water, apparently thirsty and hungry.
"How?"
Seeing that Huang Shang stopped supplying mana, Ah Jiu took a cigarette and asked with a smile.
"Awesome." Huang Shang sighed with emotion: "You are a genius." ”
"Of course." Ah Jiu was very proud, but also very sober: "This is just a trial version, when I study and study it again, I will definitely be able to refine a more powerful electronic magic weapon, and now this is still far from it." ”
"No accumulation of steps, no step can lead to a thousand miles." Huang Shang took off the electronic watch and said, "As long as you find the direction, the back will be fast." ”
"You don't wear it?" Seeing him hand the electronic watch to himself, Ah Jiu asked.
"The mana consumption is too much, the range of influence is too small, and the next version will come out." Huang Shangdao.
He is the body of the five spirits, and his cultivation speed is several times faster than that of ordinary people, he has gone through many worlds, cultivated for more than a thousand years, and accumulated mana of at least four or five thousand years, but this watch sucked away eighty percent of his mana in half a minute, but the impact caused was only a radius of five meters, and the acceleration time was only three days, and the effort and return were completely disproportionate.
You can't buy and sell at a loss.
"Okay!" Ah Jiu took the electronic watch and put it on his wrist: "I'll study it again." ”
Huang Shang nodded, and was about to speak, but suddenly frowned, turned his head to look at the strange woman who was walking slowly, and showed a vigilant look: "Who is coming!?" ”
Entering the palace without any warning, it is clear that the person who came was not an ordinary person.
This woman is the beautiful girl transformed by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and when she saw Huang Shang for the first time, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but praise: "Your Majesty has a good appearance." ”
“……”
Huang Shang stared at her and took a closer look.
If you can't see clearly, open your eyes to see it.
Finally saw something.
The aura of compassion and peace, and some treasures, but there is only so much to see.
Enough is enough.
Huang Shang asked, "But Guanyin Master in person?" ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled slightly, and his body emitted a bright white light, and then it became its original appearance.
Dressed in white, holding a willow jade bottle, with a compassionate face, it is the great compassion to save the suffering, the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Huang Shang took a deep breath, took the hand of Ah Jiu, who was shocked, and saluted: "Huang Shang, the lord of the Pingdao Country, take the queen Ah Jiu to meet Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”
"No need to be polite." Guanyin responded with a smile.
Huang Shang and Ah Jiu straightened up and asked, "I don't know if the Bodhisattva came to my Pingdao Country, what guidance do you have?" ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "It's not a point, it's an observation." ”
Observe?
Huang Shang pondered and asked, "I don't know what the Bodhisattva thinks?" ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva praised: "If you don't close your door at night, you won't leave anything behind, and the world of the emperor will also be!" ”
Huang Shang smiled: "Bodhisattva praise, this is the direction of the widow's efforts. ”
There was a pause: "The Bodhisattva has come from afar, please come in and take a seat." ”
"The poor monk is bothered." Guanyin Bodhisattva changed back to the appearance of a girl, as if she didn't want to alarm the palace maid.
Although the inner city palace is a classical Chinese architectural complex, the windows are equipped with transparent glass, with sufficient lighting, and the interior decoration also has some signs of modernization.
Huang Shang asked the palace maid to bring all kinds of refreshments and drinks, there were many types, and the Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little dazzled.
After the palace maid withdrew, Huang Shang handed Guanyin Bodhisattva a pair of chopsticks and said: "Bodhisattva, don't be polite, eat whatever you like, if you have the right appetite, bring some back when you leave, and if you want to eat in the future, come over at any time." ”
"......" Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't know what to say, so he could only bow with one hand: "Amitabha, thank you, Your Majesty." ”
"Eat, eat." Huang Shang sandwiched a piece of flower cake for Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, the poor monk came by himself."
Guanyin Bodhisattva is the first time to meet people who dare to get along with themselves on an equal footing, to say respect is also respect, but there is no kind of awe for the gods, as if there are guests at home, the hospitality is very warm, so that people can't find fault.
Ah Jiu silently ate refreshments and watched Huang Shang's performance.
I tasted all kinds of refreshments once, although each one was delicious, but after all, it was a mortal food, and Guanyin Bodhisattva just said that it was delicious, but it could not conquer her appetite.
Juice is the same, although a sip of chilled juice on a hot day is standard, but Guanyin Bodhisattva is not afraid of cold and heat at all, this kind of standard pair is still useless for her, the result is to eat what should be eaten, should be drunk drunk, Guanyin Bodhisattva has nothing unusual, as if it is really an ordinary meal.
Seeing this, Huang Shang called the palace maid to remove the refreshments, and then brought Guanyin Bodhisattva to the living room, and the three of them sat on the soft sofa around the coffee table.
Huang Shang took out a deck of playing cards: "Has the Bodhisattva ever played fighting the landlord?" ”
“???” Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head: "No." ”
"It's fun." Huang Shang told about the rules of fighting landlords, and said: "Originally, the person who lost had to lose money, but the Bodhisattva was a person outside the party, and it would be vulgar to lose money, so why not draw a turtle on the face if someone loses?" ”
“……”
Guanyin Bodhisattva was silent for a moment and said, "Your Majesty, the poor monk is not here for fun. ”
"The widow knows." Huang Shang smiled: "Didn't the Bodhisattva come to observe the Pingdao Country!" I have come here, and I have a lot of time to observe in the future, but it is very difficult for the widow to see the Bodhisattva, and the opportunity is rare, so I want to be entertained. Bodhisattvas don't have to worry too much, just enjoy this moment of relaxation. ”
“……”
Although I felt that something was not right, Guanyin Bodhisattva still nodded and agreed, and then the three of them played the landlord, and in the case of not allowing cheating, Guanyin Bodhisattva lost the first two games very quickly, and Huang Shang drew two small turtles on the brain.
In the third game, after understanding and familiarizing himself with the rules, coupled with a good hand of cards, Guanyin Bodhisattva finally won this sentence as a landlord, and then happily drew two small turtles on the faces of Huang Shang and A Jiu.
Huang Shang was very unhappy: "Come again!" ”
Guanyin smiled: "It's the same as many times you come." ”
Sure enough, because you can't cheat, plus the skills are very skilled, on this basis, you can only fight luck, and luck is such a thing as luck, to put it bluntly, luck, although Huang Shang and Ah Jiu are very high, but where can they compare to the Guanyin Bodhisattva who is compassionate and compassionate, standing at the top of countless worlds?
After playing more than a dozen games in a row, Huang Shang and Ah Jiu's faces were painted with little turtles, covering up Guanyin Bodhisattva's music again and again.
"Do you still want to play?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked with a smile.
Huang Shang was about to continue, but Ah Jiu grabbed his hand and shook his head again and again: "Don't play, my face is itchy." ”
Looking at Ah Jiu's big flower face, Huang Shang smiled helplessly: "The Bodhisattva is too lucky, and if he continues to play, he will lose, so let's stop here!" ”
Ah Jiu breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately cleaned his face with mana, Huang Shang also washed the little turtle on his face, and when he saw Guanyin Bodhisattva shook slightly, he shook the two little turtles on his head away, and hurriedly asked: "Bodhisattva, does this method of shocking and washing have a trick?" ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "I have it." ”
After explaining the method of cleaning the body hygiene through the shock mana, Huang Shang did it, and then heard a stabbing sound......
Guanyin Bodhisattva twisted his face to the side, Ah Jiu's eyes narrowed, and a cyan demonic aura wrapped around him, covering the position that could not be exposed, and said, "Go and change your clothes." ”
Huang Shang was embarrassed, it was indeed clean, but the accuracy was not grasped well, and he was blind in beautiful clothes.
"Ahem, Ah Jiu will talk to the Bodhisattva for a while, and I'll come when I go."
When Huang Shang went to change his clothes, Ah Jiu added some tea to Guanyin Bodhisattva's teacup and said, "Actually, I have always had a question, I wonder if the Bodhisattva can solve my doubts?" ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said, "But it doesn't hurt to say. ”
"As far as I know, when the Bodhisattva first appeared, it seemed to be a man's body, but why did he slowly become a daughter's body? Bodhisattva, are you male or female? Ah Jiu asked.
“……”
Guanyin felt that she was offended, but this was indeed the real status quo of mortals' perception of her.
As Ah Jiu said, when she first became famous in the world, she did appear as a male body, but later as time passed, her female body suddenly appeared in the world, and the female body replaced the male body in a very short period of time, and after being passed down from generation to generation, the people also regarded her as a female Bodhisattva.
It is normal for Ah Jiu to have this question.
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and said: "Whether the poor monk has a body or not, he thinks that if he is a man or a man, and if he thinks that he is a woman or a woman in his heart, he has compassion in his heart, so why should he care about men and women?" ”