In the past few days, Zoyi has been having a very strange dream.

In this strange dream, an old man with a white beard will appear every time.

At any time, in any place, the first thing that comes to your mouth is "Girl, it's time, it's time to go." ”

In fact, after ordinary people dream at night, most of them forget about it the next day, but unfortunately, Zoyi belongs to that small part.

But luckily, she didn't particularly dream, and she had recently started to get more frequent, so she remembered the old man who appeared in her dreams every time.

"Ah~!" Zoyi yelled and immediately sat up. Oh my God! Today's dream turned out to be a terrifying version, and the source of that horror turned out to be the dead old man, Zoyi thought through gritted teeth.

If, if you dream of him again tonight, it's better to beat him up first, get angry, don't tell her anything about respecting the old and loving the young, even if the king of heaven and Lao Tzu comes, he will be beaten.

It can't be that I've been sticking something dirty lately! Or, find a temple to worship recently and go to the mildew.

The next morning, she was still thinking about it. "Hey, Yiyi, what are you thinking? So obsessed. Suddenly there was a sound in my ears, and someone touched his head.

Zoyi's thoughts suddenly pulled back, and she looked at the girl in front of her, who was also her best friend-Ye Shuang.

After thinking about it for a while, and then wording it, Zoyi decided to tell her about her dreams.

After Ye Shuang heard this, her expression looked very weird, and she suddenly burst out laughing, "I'm sorry!" I don't mean to laugh, but it's because of your dream, it's too much, that's the old ~ grandpa in your dream, it feels everywhere, anyway, you shouldn't be stained with some dirty things. ”

Zuo Yiyi looked at the smiling and unlooking person in front of her, and the black lines on her head instantly brushed down, she didn't say it if she knew it, and it was a mistake to share this with her.

"No, and there are no ghosts in this world, and Zi Bu is silent, Xiaoshuang, don't spread feudal superstitions."

After Zoyi finished speaking, he silently added a sentence at the end: Although I have this idea myself.

Ye Shuang laughed enough, then coughed lightly, looked at the serious (pretended) girl in front of her, and suddenly raised her hand and rubbed her hair.

"It's okay, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, isn't it just a dream, look at your current appearance, what are you afraid of! It's a big deal, the next time you dream about it, take the lead, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, beat it first. ”

Zoyi blinked, didn't say anything, but nodded heavily, well, I will! It shows that I agree with that suggestion from the bottom of my heart.

"Okay, that's right," Ye Shuang rubbed Zuo Yiyi's head again, "Don't think about it, it's true, it's finally a holiday, think about where to play, that's right." ”

"Whew, forget it, just think about it this time, I don't have any ideas." Zoyi exhaled a long breath and thought about it roughly, without any thoughts at all.

But if she is given another chance, Zoyi swears, she will not be so casual and give this thing to Ye Shuang to think.

So the next day, when Ye Shuang led Zoyiyi to a temple, Zuoyiyi was stunned, sure that he had made a mistake? Forget about other temples, this is the old temple.

Asking for marriage (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜, Zoyi secretly looked at her best friend, I didn't think you still had this kind of need! I can't see it!

"Xiaoshuang, you didn't go the wrong way, did you? Take me to the Yuelao Temple? But let me be honest with you, I think I'm enjoying being single right now. Although I didn't think so in my heart, I said it on my lips, and my body was cooperating to go back.

"Eh, don't go, I finally came here," Ye Shuang pulled Zoyi's arm, and then said to Zoyiyi mysteriously, "And only through this, can you know why you keep dreaming about this, really, I don't lie to you." ”

Zoyi stopped as soon as she heard this, but as soon as she saw this Yuelao Temple, she couldn't stop wanting to go back, she still felt unreliable, did I look like such a stupid person.

"Really, I don't lie to you, if I don't believe it, go in and take a look, it won't be good, let's go." Ye Shuang dragged Zoyi in hard.

As soon as Zoyi entered the door, he looked up and saw an old man with a big beard sitting directly above.

As soon as she saw this old man, Zoyi was immediately excited, shaking Ye Shuang's arm, wanting to say something but couldn't say it, when she looked back, she found that her appearance was gradually blurred, she wanted to scream, but she found that she couldn't do anything, and then ~ um, and then fainted.

When she woke up again, she found that the white expanse around her was no longer in the temple, and suddenly a face appeared in front of her, the same as in the dream, smiling, and said, "Girl, you wake up—ah!"

"Ah~" Zoyi yelled and punched this face "Why are you again!" ”

I saw that the old man was knocked to the ground by Zoyi's punch, and shouted, "Oops, hey." ”

Covering the place where Zoyi had been beaten, he glared at him angrily, and couldn't stop saying in his heart This girl is really ruthless, such a heavy hand, my poor face, isn't it just to scare her in her dreams, as for it, it's really, oops, my face.

"Yiyi, so you're here, but why are you faster than me?" A voice came from behind, and Zoyiyi turned her head to look, only to see a long-haired woman flying from behind, yes, it was flying.

"You're ......," Zoyi thought, tilting her head.

The long-haired woman flew in front of her, and without saying anything, she flicked Zoyi's brain. said: "Silly Yi, now you know who I am."

Zoyi was stunned, this familiar action, and then jumped up, "Xiaoshuang, you are Ye Shuang, but- why have you changed?" "This appearance level is simply UPUP!

The woman in front of her had black hair perpendicular to her buttocks, her forehead was full and white, her eyebrows were crooked, her eyes seemed to be able to speak, there was a spiritual brilliance, her skin was snow-white, and her height was a few centimeters taller than before, but she was still wearing modern clothes.

Ye Shuang looked at her hair and said, "Eh, is this, in fact, this is what I used to be, and I used to make it like that for convenience."

Ah, Zoyi looked at her, "Convenient, convenient what?" Isn't this just good-looking~" Ye Shuang looked at her and raised her eyebrows, "Of course, it can't help but be eye-catching." ”

After Ye Shuang finished speaking, Zuo Yiyi looked at her now, and felt that she was just a little more beautiful, how could it be eye-catching?

Probably seeing what Zuo Yiyi was thinking just now, Ye Shuang poked Zuo Yiyi with her finger, and then turned around in front of her, "Now you know how to attract attention." ”

Zoyi saw, wow! The eyes are shining, and the little frost is shining! It's so good-looking, and it's buli

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……

So the two of them naturally ignored the old man on the side.

Finally, Yue Lao couldn't help but interrupt their speech, and interjected, "You two can do it, you can do it, if you keep talking, what do you want to do, you, young people are really."

Next, you should listen carefully to what the old man has to say. As he spoke, he glanced at Ye Shuang vaguely, why did he say so much.

But the other party didn't care at all and just ignored it.

Yue Lao cleared his throat and said, "Actually, Yiyi you were a fairy child of the old man in your previous life, because you accidentally made a lot of mistakes when matchmaking, made big mistakes, and mixed up your marriage, so in the end, the Jade Emperor decided to punish you for training in the world, to put it bluntly, it is to let you hold the red threads that you are confused with, and the old man is afraid that you will drink Meng Po soup, forget about it, and die on the way when you encounter any danger, so the old man asked Ye Shuang to follow you, now you know." ”

Zoyi was stunned for a while, and finally stayed there, Nima, this is too mysterious, it happened to me, wait, pull the red line, isn't the fucking matchmaker, do you need to say it so tactfully. Looking at the two people in front of her, Zoyi felt speechless for the first time, and she didn't reveal a word for a long time.

Looking at the old man with a pair of panda eyes in front of him, Zoyi began to digest this information with difficulty, if you don't do it, it's all like this, so what else can you do.

After a few minutes, Zoyi asked, "You are the old moon, then I ask you if you are going to ancient times with the red thread." Yue Lao touched his beard, "Not necessarily, it's just that the red threads you messed up are ancient."

When I think of ancient times, Zoyi thinks of no air conditioning, no WIFI, no mobile phone and computer, and most importantly, no aunt towel~

Zoyi thought about it, looking at the old man in front of him, no, he still had to fight for some benefits for himself.

"But I have a few conditions." Zoyi said. Yue Lao said: "Say, girl, if there are any conditions, just mention it, as long as the old man can do it."

Zoyi smiled: "Refreshing, the first one, is that since I am an immortal, although I am a fairy, I have a little mana, so I want to restore the mana of my previous life, this is the most important thing, in case I am destroyed as soon as I go, you say yes."

Yue Lao glanced at her, "Of course this is possible, but are you sure, you know, in your previous life, your mana garbage was famous in the old man's entire palace, are you sure?" ”

Hearing this, Zoyi hesitated, but then determined that it was still this request. No matter, anyway, with mana, it's good to rely on your own ingenuity, and the previous life is estimated to be about the same, it shouldn't be so rotten, think so. But she would regret her idea later, but that's for later.

"The second is that I hope I can return to modern times from time to time, otherwise, people who are used to living a convenient life in modern times will definitely not adapt to ancient times."

"This is understandable, and Ye Shuang will also go down with you, because she has a task like you," Yue Lao thought for a moment, then took out a string of bracelets and handed them to Zoyi.

"Use this, see this blue stone in the middle, just wait for it to light up, and then you press it, you can go back to the modern era, and then you can only stay for three days at most, and if you don't come back after three days, you will be forced to come back."

Zoyi held the bracelet, "There's still a cooldown!" ”

"Otherwise, if you don't do this, I don't think you want to go back much, hurry up, hurry up, the old man is very busy, hurry up and talk about the next one."

"Okay, that's not bad, the third one, um~~ the third," Zoyi thought as she walked around.

Suddenly she thought, "The third one is to give me your contact information." ”

"Well, huh! Listen, 159******25, remember? ”

After hearing this, Zo Yiyi felt a big groove in her heart, "Wait, wait, what's the situation, why are you giving me a string of numbers?" ”

"What string of numbers, that's the old man's mobile phone number, aren't you a modern person, don't you know this?" Yue Lao said confidently.

Mobile phone number, you heavenly ones also play with mobile phones!

Probably because the expression was too vivid, Yue Lao immediately saw what she meant, "Why don't you play, what age are you here, you humans can get it, these old antique ideas in our sky are more advanced." ”

"The question is, where did the signal come from in ancient times~ You old pit bastard, you don't know what it is!"

Yue Lao "......" uh, this pinch, the old man really didn't expect it, Yue Lao thought of it with a weak heart, eh, get used to it,

"Forget it, if you have something to find the old man, go to the Yuelao Temple, anyway, the people in it are all old men, as long as you go, the old man can hear it."

That's pretty much it, Zoyi nodded, "Then the last condition, give me a storage space, it's a little bigger." "I've been wanting this thing for a (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 long time!

Eh, this, Yue Lao casually took out another string of bracelets, "Here, the storage space you want." ”

Zoyi's face was full of black lines, why is it a bracelet again, you wholesaler, it's really.

But I still reached out and took it, and then immediately put it on, and now it is a string on the left hand and a string on the right hand.

After putting it on, Zoyi felt that everything was ready, and said to Yue Lao, "Now that I'm ready, when will I go." ”

"No, behind you", Yue Lao didn't know why he was smiling so badly at the moment.

"Where, where, where, why didn't I see ——。" Zoyi immediately turned around, looked at the white expanse and said.

Before Zo Yiyi finished speaking, Yue Lao suddenly lifted his robe, stretched out a leg with lightning speed, and then kicked it violently, kicking Zoyi down at once.

But after kicking, I also ......

"Eh! I'm an old bone. ”

"Eh, it's not-" Ye Shuang, who had been beside her, hadn't reacted yet, and the person had already been kicked down by Yue Lao.

Ye Shuang was already a little stunned, kicked, kicked down, turned his head to look at Yue Lao, and then reacted, "No, Yue Lao, you are too frustrated, kicking anyone can flash yourself to your waist, and as an immortal, you can flash to your waist!" ”

(Zoyi's inner activity: Hey, hey!) Is someone paying attention to the wrong thing, Lao Tzu has been kicked down! ）

"How could it not?! What's wrong with the fairy flashing to the waist, how frustrated! Yes! Frost girl, you make it clear. And that girl has been here for a long time, and it's just right to mention it and kick it down during this time period. Yue Lao rubbed his waist and said with a smile.

Just right? What is the meaning? Ye Shuang looked at Zoyi, wow, it was just right!

"Oh~~, it turned out to be sauce purple, but the bridge like Yue Lao is really old-fashioned and bloody."

"So what? It's good to be useful, hehe. ”