Chapter 295: Reality is a slap in the face
After lunch, Wu Ye'er naturally rushed back to her office, but she needed to look at and sign the documents every day. Nie Xinyuan was not in Wu Ye'er's office, it seemed that he was going to deal with their Nie family's own affairs, and Wu Ye'er did not call Cui to urge him. Just after closing the office door, he rolled up the sleeve on his left arm, picked up Dabai, gently placed it on his desk, stroked its head that looked like a horse's head with his hand, and asked, "Little guy, I have to say sorry to you!" ”
Da Bai sat cross-legged on Wu Ye'er's desk, tilting his head curiously, thinking, this stupid woman is fine, what do you apologize to yourself?
Wu Ye'er saw this Da Bai with a look of deafness, and continued: "Before, Heng Yatou told me that it is impossible for the life created by me in the secret world to be taken away from the secret world, otherwise the soul will inevitably dissipate. Because of my negligence, I forgot to leave you behind this time, and if you die because of my negligence, I am really sorry for you! ”
Da Bai snorted coldly, twisted his little head to the side arrogantly, and scolded in his heart, you are already sorry for me if you rob me of Tianxiang Fruit, what kind of kindness are you pretending to be at this time? What your girl said is that the life you created can't leave the secret world, this god Jiao is an ancient divine beast, so naturally he is not afraid to leave your secret world!
It's a pity that Da Bai still can't speak, and it's not like Xiao Lori, which has the same heart as Wu Ye'er and can communicate through consciousness. What Da Bai was thinking, Wu Ye'er didn't know at all, but Wu Ye'er saw Da Bai's disdainful look, and immediately asked, "Look at your unconvinced look, what's wrong?" Do you still want to say that you are not an ordinary creature, but some kind of divine beast or something, so you are not limited by this spatial transformation? ”
Well, yes, this stupid woman is really smart, although this tone is not quite right, things are guessed to be true, Da Bai thought in his heart, nodded at Wu Ye'er, and the little expression was still so proud.
"I'll go, really? You're not bragging, are you? It's just a little green snake, and you dare to call yourself a divine beast? The human dragon can barely be called a divine beast, right? Just you, excuse me? Wu Ye'er slammed back mercilessly.
In fact, Wu Ye'er agreed in her heart, after all, Da Bai had not dissipated when he left the secret world, if it weren't for this explanation, the others would really not be reasonable. However, Wu Ye'er can't get used to Dabai's proud look, and does she have a little pet consciousness? In front of his own master, what is there to be arrogant? This kind of person, oh, no, it should be said that if the arrogance of this snake is not suppressed in time, he will not be able to climb his face with his nose kicked in the future?
The cold snort in the big white nose became more obvious, the divine dragon is indeed a divine beast, but he can be regarded as a close relative of the divine dragon, and if it wasn't for Wu Ye'er who snatched his own Tianxiang fruit, he is now a divine dragon, calling himself a divine beast, what is not possible?
Wu Ye'er looked at Da Bai's appearance, and couldn't help but laugh a little, and continued to ask: "Since you can leave the secret world, it shows that you were not created by me, right?" ”
Da Bai nodded, yes, this little stupid girl is really stupid, what creatures have she created, haven't you counted? She couldn't even tell whether she was a snake or a Jiao, how could she be embarrassed to think that her handsome appearance was created by her?
Seeing Da Bai nodding, Wu Ye'er knew that her guess was correct, and asked again: "That's strange, when I first entered the secret world, there was chaos, how could there be living beings?" Could it be that you are some kind of alien creature? Accidentally crossed parallel space and fell to me? ”
At this point, Da Bai is really hard to answer, after all, he has been asleep for I don't know how long, and he just woke up recently, and after waking up, he found the heavenly fragrance fruit vine, and he didn't know anything about his life experience, and he was already in the secret world when he woke up. Originally, I was glad that there were very few people in this secret world, and that Tianxiangguo grew in such a secret place, and it was theoretically impossible for anyone to find out, even if it did, it was impossible for those stupid people to know what this Tianxiangguo was
What is it, what effect does it have, and naturally it will not come to snatch it from you.
Who would have thought that this ideal is very plump, but the reality is very slap in the face, just such a hidden corner, it can be touched by this stupid woman, and she rushed to eat the fragrant fruit in front. This is snatched from her own mouth, not to mention, the most devastated Da Bai is that this day the fragrant fruit is only a few seconds away from being fully ripe, and she actually swallowed the fruit when the heavenly fragrant fruit is not fully ripe. You know, just a few seconds apart, the effectiveness of this heavenly fragrant fruit is not a little bit worse, it can be described as a world of difference, this Wu Ye'er is really a ruined girl who can only destroy the heavens.
Looking at Da Bai's little eyes with a little confusion, Wu Ye'er asked in surprise: "Da Bai, don't you even know how you came to the secret world?" Are you stupid? ”
Da Bai looked at Wu Ye'er with a hateful face, thinking, this stupid woman really can't figure out the situation, can't she tell who is stupid? Da Bai was unconvinced, raising his chin again, and pointed his nostrils at Wu Ye'er.
Wu Ye'er didn't get angry with it, just stretched out a finger, knocked it on its unconvinced little head, and said, "Okay, since you're so stupid and can't think of anything, I won't ask such a complicated question first, just ask you, do you not belong to the secret world?" ”
At this point, Da Bai was still very clear, so he nodded his head very hard.
"Sure enough, you're really an alien monster snake, otherwise how would you look so much worse than a snake?" Wu Ye'er couldn't help but tease.
Da Bai kept shaking his head, what aliens? I'm not a monster snake, how can I say that I am also a Jiao who has been cultivating seriously for tens of thousands of years, how can I say it in the mouth of this stupid woman, so angry?
Wu Ye'er was so happy, is this Dabai practicing the shaking head or rattle? The little head didn't even feel dizzy, well, it was not good for me to continue to tease it, so with a smile on my face, I said: "I'm teasing you, in fact, you look quite cute, especially when you show your real body, you can also be regarded as domineering, martial arts, and you look quite safe." It's a pity that there are no creatures like you in this real world, otherwise, I can let you show your real body and use it as my mount, which is not only fuel-efficient, but also not afraid of rush hour traffic, how nice it is! ”
Da Bai is the first time to come to this real world, where have you heard of such a word as rush hour? But the word "mount" was clearly understood, and there was a hint of grief on his face, he knew that he would not show his true body in front of this stupid woman, at least he didn't have to be worried about what kind of mount she was, how good was it to be a little frog obediently, and to cultivate in secret? Although he is a Jiao, he still understands the truth of making a fortune in a muffled voice.
In Da Bai's opinion, the reason why Wu Ye'er always takes herself by her side is that she doesn't know that she can use Wu Ye'er's spiritual power to help her practice, otherwise, with her brain's strength that won't turn, she may think that she can make her skills grow rapidly by absorbing her spiritual energy.
At this point, Da Bai misunderstood Wu Ye'er, since Wu Ye'er mistakenly snatched Da Bai's Tianxiang Fruit, and knew from Xiao Lori that she had delayed such an important thing as Da Bai Hualong, she always felt great guilt for Da Bai in her heart. If she could know that Da Bai's following her would help her cultivation speed, then not to mention that she was really just following herself, even if she really needed to absorb part of her spiritual power, then she would definitely gladly agree, so that at least she could make up for her guilt towards it.
Seeing that Wu Ye'er was rare to be able to praise herself, Da Bai also hurriedly showed her goodwill, after all, this Wu Ye'er was the only hope for her to turn into a dragon in the past three thousand years. Da Bai rubbed his little head on Wu Ye'er's hand, looking extremely intimate.
Wu Ye'er was a little happy, this little guy was so funny, he never thought that this cold snake could have so many and so rich expressions. The arrogant face just now, is she actually coquettish with herself at this moment? It turns out that this cold-blooded animal can also be a cute pet?
It's okay to be white
I can't hear Wu Ye'er's heart, otherwise I have to be angry with her again, Da Bai is actually a little depressed, he has been cultivating for so long, how can he be so undetermined about such a stupid and stupid yellow-haired girl, facing her, he is always easy to be angry and irritable, and he has nothing to look like a divine beast.
Wu Ye'er suddenly remembered Xu Zixuan's words when she was in the cafeteria, and thought, although this little frog is also a cultivator, theoretically eating or not eating will not have any effect on his body, but what if this product is like Xiao Lori and Zhu Zhu, and is essentially a foodie? As an owner, you have to care about your pets once in a while, right?
"Dabai, you said, you've been with me for so long, and I forgot to ask you, what do you like to eat? Okay, I know you can't speak, so I say hello, do you need extra food on weekdays? Wu Ye'er asked.
Alas, it's really right to call her a stupid woman, and it's thanks to her cultivation to an extremely high level, you don't need to eat, otherwise, you have been following Wu Ye'er in the secret world for several years, and now you think about it and ask yourself? If you were an ordinary snake, you would not only be starved to death, but you would have become a snake by now, right?