1054 routines

The door opened, and three people stood crookedly outside the door.

The leader coughed, and the two people standing against the wall and picking their nails immediately straightened up, patted their clothes, and made a fierce appearance on their faces.

The leader was satisfied, smiled and said to Li He, "It's Mr. Li He, right?" It's been a long time, don't come unharmed. ”

When Li He heard this, the other party was someone who knew him, but why didn't he have any impression of his appearance?

His brain raced, retrieving all the subtle clues about the man in front of him, and finally, it landed on the sound that sounded familiar.

Manager Liu!

The wonderful person who claims to be able to apply for credit loans from major banks, but in fact needs 200,000 yuan and only 30,000 yuan.

Of course, this is already very powerful, and it is too embarrassing to ask for 200,000.

How did he get here? What is he here for? How does he know where I live? I don't think I've seen it before, right?

These questions surged up from the bottom of my heart, and I almost wanted to blurt out my throat.

This Manager Liu is worthy of being a veteran of dealing with all kinds of characters for many years, he has kung fu in his mouth, and the first sentence he said is to set people up, if he follows his words and asks him, he will inevitably be led by the nose.

Li He saw this clearly, he didn't ask any of the questions, but turned around and gave up a position to make a gesture of inviting in, and said casually: "What to drink?" ”

Burst!

Manager Liu made a big move, and before that, he had considered all the possible answers of Li He.

For example, pretending to be stupid or really stupid: who are you looking for?

For example, pretending to be calm but actually panicking: Who are you?

For example, those who are a little higher in rank but are timid: what do you have to do?

As a result, now, what to drink?

This guy ...

Good Kung Fu!

Didn't play according to the routine!

Manager Liu's smiling face seemed to be blown by the polar cold wind, and it was stiff like the black-and-white photo of people crying and worshipping.

The two younger brothers who followed behind him saw that their boss was dumb, and they stopped doing it in an instant, and opened their throats and scolded: "Drink your numbness... ”

"Hmm." Manager Liu, who had adjusted his mood in a very short time, turned sideways and snorted from his nose to interrupt the little brother's scolding, turned around and smiled again and said to Li He: "Mr. Li is polite, there is no need to drink, we don't want to waste time when we come all the way over, let's talk about business directly, right?" ”

Hum! Let you have all kinds of skins in the world, and I will not move the clouds and clouds in the wind.

Speaking of which, you Li He should always ask me curiously, "What's the matter", right?

Manager Liu praised his wit in his heart, and was proud of himself for forcibly bringing the topic back on track.

Li He nodded and said, "Okay!" ”

Manager Liu continued to be proud with a smile, looking at Li He quietly, waiting for the expected sentence to appear.

Then Li He also looked at him quietly.

。。。。

And then.

Burst!

Manager Liu only felt a stream of blood rushing straight to his brain.

Does that mean it's my turn again?

Is it my turn again??

Co-authored with just such a word?!

Do you think this is a schoolboy answer?!

Do you understand human speech? Am I asking for your opinion by that? Did you send me when you were the leader who gave me a good word??

Would you die if you ask "what" more?

Manager Liu's body staggered and couldn't stand steadily, and the little brother behind him hurriedly supported him and asked nervously, "Boss, what's wrong with you, boss?" ”

What to do, I really want to kill him.

"Ugh... Manager Liu sighed deeply, stood firm, took two steps back, and said to the younger brother:

"Call me."

The two little brothers seemed to be very familiar with this instruction, and they looked at their boss stupidly, but when they heard these three words, they immediately seemed to be energized and inflated.

With a loud shout, one left and one right, he punched Li He in a boxing position.

"Bang!"

Li He's hands and five fingers were wide open, and his eyes quickly grabbed the two big fists that came at him.

The right hand successfully clasped one, and the power of the blue dragon casually used some light pinching, and the other party immediately fell soft.

But the left hand didn't catch the missed punch, and the opponent smashed it into the eye socket, and suddenly there was a burst of gold in his eyes, and he almost let go of his right hand.

hurriedly grabbed the fist that had not had time to retract, and quickly squeezed it lightly to make the other party "woo" soft, Li He breathed a sigh of relief, his left eye socket was crispy and numb, and after a short while, his left eyelid was already a little unable to lift, and it was estimated that the whole eye socket would be swollen after a while.

As soon as he saw it, his two younger brothers were caught, and Manager Liu on the other end couldn't understand it, and his face was full of questions.

The little brother on the right saw that his companion had at least succeeded in smashing the other party's punch, but he didn't do anything and fell down, and he felt quite ashamed in his heart, and looked up at the guy in front of him who made himself embarrassed in front of the boss. . .

Very angry.

Gnash one's teeth.

The still free hand reached into his bosom and pulled out a small knife that had opened the edge.

People like them are very experienced, like the "Xiao Zhang" who attacked Li He in the small village at the beginning, it is easy to stab people directly with a short knife to stab people to heaven, and those who know how to do it are generally to take a knife like cutting a roast suckling pig, as long as they are not unlucky enough to cut the main artery, it is not easy to kill people, and it is also painful, and it is also very deterrent.

The right little brother gritted his teeth and raised his knife with an evil smile that was about to succeed.

Li He saw it and was stunned.

The right little brother "whined" again, but this time he had one more sentence, and cried with tears and snot: "Broken... Broken... ”

You don't have to look carefully to see that the fist that the right little brother was pinched by Li He has been obviously deformed, and Li He's five fingers are slightly sunk into the fist, collapsing into the fingers along with the bones on the side, forming a strange twist.

"It turns out that business refers to fighting." Li He said: "I said earlier, I want to fight and go to the small alley downstairs, where the remoteness will not be seen." ”

"Let's go, I'll take you." As he spoke, he clenched his two fists and dragged the two limp younger brothers towards the stairs.

The corners of Manager Liu's eyes twitched, he felt that something was wrong, as if the role positioning was a little confused, and looking for a remote place that would not be seen should not be done by his own side? Why is the other person more positive than me?

But it doesn't matter, since the other party is so active, it can be regarded as saving your own time in finding land, which is very good and cost-effective.

He patted the crisp suit on his body very angrily, calmly controlled his legs without trembling, and followed Li He to go downstairs.

At this time, when I heard the movement, several people in the house came out.

It should be noted that as mentioned before, the four of them were woken up by the sound of slamming the door.

For Lin Kai, he didn't know how the others fell asleep, he only knew that he was sleeping with his beloved Dianwu Sand Eagle in his arms.

It's distressing to lose a bullet, so he has already neatly put it into his belt, but the baby gun is still more touched, oh oh heart and liver, touch more.

As soon as he woke up at this time, he rubbed his eyes with one hand and walked out with Shaying in the other, and when he saw that Li He was going downstairs, he asked in a daze, "Li He, why are you going?" Buy breakfast? I'm going to eat buns. ”

Li He turned around and said, "I'll take care of something and come back to bring you a bag。。。。。 ”

Manager Liu felt that his eyes were going blind.

What is the origin of this group of people?

It must be the bad guys, right?

Otherwise, how could you even take out a gun?

Where is this? How is it possible that a random household will have a gun? Fake, right? What about scaring me?

Two more miserable "whooes" interrupted his thinking, and the tears and snot of the two softened little brothers soared even harder. Li He clenched his fists and shouted angrily at Lin Kai: "Lin Kai, what are you doing!" Put it away! ”

After yelling at Lin Kai, Li He turned his head again, and explained with an unnatural smile: "Don't get me wrong, toy gun." ”

Tang Rui also slept in a daze, and suddenly woke up when she heard Li He's shout, and saw that the dazed Lin Kai was still carrying the gun and didn't react, while shouting "I'm going to die", she quickly snatched the gun from Lin Kai's hand, and wanted to shoot it into the belt, looking at the "uncle in suit" outside the door who looked at her with a collapsed face, and couldn't hold back, Sha Ying was too big to stuff her clothes or anything, and she threw the gun into the bed in the house in a hurry.

The heavy sound of smashing the board is a strong proof of the quality of the reincarnation product.

Tang Rui turned around in fright, and saw the "Uncle in Suit" staring at him outside the door, and laughed out loud in embarrassment a few times hahaha.

Then with Li He, he nodded to the "uncle in suit" and said, "Yes, yes, toy, water gun piupiupiu... ”

Lin Kai and Ye An were very uneasy, nodded together obediently, and said to the outside without knowing who it was: "Yes, the water gun piupiupiu... ”

"Click"

Lin Kai, who bent over, slipped a magazine from his body.

Falling to the ground and jumping lightly, making a crisp sound.

Tang Rui was dumbfounded.

Lin Kai was dumbfounded.

Ye An was dumbfounded.

Li He was dumbfounded.

Manager Liu...

Tang Rui angrily said to Lin Kai: "How did you take out the magazine alone?" ”

Lin Kai said a little aggrievedly: "Didn't you say it last night, an empty magazine should not be left in the grip for a long time, it is easy to affect the life span or something?" ”

Tang Rui covered his forehead: "It's a ghost, I'm talking about an ordinary gun!" You are lossless ... ”

"Ahem!" Li He coughed so loudly outside that his throat was about to burst.

Tang Rui quickly grabbed the magazine, threw it into the room skillfully, turned around and smiled: "Toy, air gun also has to have a magazine, papapapa... ”

Manager Liu...

Toy guns are toy guns.

Water guns, muskets, air guns, whatever you want, it doesn't matter.

Don't explain any more.

I just want to know.

Shouldn't I be the one who is nervous?

Why are you more nervous than I am?

Why is that toy gun so realistic to make people pee?

Why don't you ever play your cards according to the rules?

At this moment, Manager Liu wanted to cry a little and wanted to go home.