The monk in front of him swayed from side to side, posing like a drunken fist. The black bear was shocked and hurriedly prepared to take it.

"Phew! Evil animals! I'm going to take your dog's life! I saw him kick the ground with his left foot, kick the table with his right foot, and rush towards the black bear with a loud shout.

The black bear was horrified in his heart and hurriedly dodged, but he didn't expect the old monk to flash in front of him almost instantly.

"See if I don't kill you, ahh

"!"

The black bear was sprayed all over the body. It's sticky and disgusting. He kicked the old monk away and ran to a tree to rub it.

His heart was broken.

I may not be human, but neither are you!

Forget about the mighty dragon, don't vomit after you finish speaking! It's disgusting...... No, it's disgusting!

"Phew! Know my ...... ...... vomit"

The black bear now wants to vomit when he smells himself, but he misses it, and he is too nauseous, sour, smelly, and sticky.

There are no lotus flowers in the lotus pond, they are all mud. He really can't wait to hang this old monk up and beat him now, his fur is very expensive! It costs at least 100,000 yuan to make a coat! Something seems wrong...... Why buy your own hair yourself? Whatever! Anyway, 100,000!

"Old monk, let me tell you! Don't come to me to touch porcelain! I'm telling you, I won't lose money if I hit you! ”

"Phew! Beast! Sick - beast, I tell you! I'm vomiting—"

“…… Why don't you say it, and then talk about it after spitting up, I really don't understand what you, an old monk, drank like this for. ”

The old bottles, with the vats, were neatly stacked three rows from the wall. He was an ordinary person who couldn't drink this for many years.

Now he knew why the temple was so broken.

The reason why Meiqian Temple has no money should be that the old monk took all the money to buy wine.

The breeze blew gently, and the smell of vomiting gradually spread, and the black bear simply didn't want to care about the old monk anymore, so he went directly to find water.

No, this smell is too rushing, he has to wash it, as for this old monk, forget it, just vomit here, and he won't be able to run for a while.

The black bear found a pool of water behind the temple, and then a fierce man plunged into it, and was almost entangled in the aquatic weeds underneath, but fortunately he had great strength, and directly broke the aquatic weeds, and he floated up again.

When I came up, I happened to see a rusty broken iron bucket on the edge of the pond, and the black bear didn't think much about it, just filled a bucket of water and carried it over, thinking to myself, I will carry a bucket of water over, I can always splash this guy awake!

As a result, by the time he returned, the old monk no longer knew where to go.

"Isn't it? I'm so unlucky??? Come back and find someone to lose ......."

As soon as the leaves fell, the black bear walked around the small courtyard for a long time, and did not see the old monk, and finally found the old man sleeping with his head down under a very prosperous old tree outside.

It is said that the sleeping posture of this old monk is also very strange, the whole person is in a big shape, there is a grass in his mouth, and two coriander sticks are inserted in his nose. It's just ridiculous.

"Old monk? Old monk! The black bear kicked him with his foot and didn't wake up.

"The old monk has gotten up to eat!"

Still haven't woken up. On the contrary, his foot was grabbed by the other party, and it took ten minutes for the black bear to finally pull his foot out.

In the end, he really couldn't help it, and shouted:

"The old monk has a beautiful girl!"

The person in front of him took a moment and sat up: "Where is it?" ”

"......" The whole black bear was magical, and he couldn't wait to slap the old monk's brain directly on the spot.

Are you a serious monk?! What an old pervert! You are so attached to the little girl, why do you still believe in the Buddha? Is it bad for you to go straight to Viagra?

"Old monk, I beg you to be sober and sober, first see who I am?"

The old monk rubbed his eyes, looked at the black bear and was stunned for a while, and finally slapped his thigh: "Bah! Evil animals! ”

"My evil beast, your whole family! Can't you change the word? ”

"O'...... Tyre! Bear blind! ”

“…… Ye is not a Northeast bear, not a blind bear! It's an American bear! His eyesight is better than yours! ”

The black bear now feels that he really has to help this guy sober up, and if this guy doesn't sober up again, then he is afraid that he will miss and kill him.

So he went directly to the pond behind him with his upper hand, and a spiral swing smashed him directly into the water.

He watched as the big bald head spat out a few mouthfuls of bubbles, and then ......

Then it sank to the bottom.

Ten minutes later.

The abbot, who woke up slowly, looked at the black bear sighing beside him.

"Donor, who are you looking for?"

"What do you call me?"

"Donor, ......"

"Huh!" The black bear was so moved that he was about to cry, and he almost shed tears of excitement, and finally sobered up, this old pervert.

Then the old monk sat up from the ground leisurely, comforted the excited black bear, and recounted to him what had happened.

After listening, the old monk's face turned red. hurriedly defended: "Don't laugh at the donor, I haven't drunk for many years, and I drank vegetarian wine today, so I accidentally got on it." ”

"Well, I trust you." The black bear rolled his eyes and gave it to him: "The Taoist chief next door also told me that I would bring you a message, saying that he and the gaffe were waiting for you on the next mountain, and the girl who came back this time can be energetic." ”

“…… Don't misunderstand, these little girls are just in the mortal world and want the old man's Pudu. ”

"What kind of Purdue? Early to Bliss? Where is Bliss? In the hotel? ”

“……”

The old monk was speechless for a while, and then quickly coughed twice and changed the topic: "Donor, what is the matter here?" ”

"I'm here to practice, when else can I call it? To put it bluntly, I want to come to you to become a monk and see if you can accept me. If you don't say it, I'll be in the Taoist monastery next door, and I just want to become a monk anyway. Don't delay me, and I don't delay you. ”

"That's it......" The old monk touched his smooth head, and then spoke: "This monk is actually okay, I think your conditions are very good." ”

As he spoke, the old monk glanced at the back of the black bear's bald head.

"But the formalities have been tight in the past two years, and I don't know if this can be done...... All in all, I'll give you a try. What price are you going to do? ”

“？？？” This sentence confused the black bear, do you need to pay tuition fees when you come out to practice this year?

"Isn't it, old monk? What do you mean by this? Why don't I understand it a bit? Isn't it my Buddha's compassion for all sentient beings? ”

"You don't have any money?" Hearing this, the old monk was also stunned: "You came to be a monk because you have no money?" ”

", what kind of monk do I want to be rich for?"

"Then you'd better make some money and come back." The old monk patted the black bear on the shoulder very seriously: "I don't cross the poor. ”