Chapter 1051: Ye Xuan Eats Dog Food?

Ye Xuan suddenly found that he had a heavy burden on his body.

Shi Kaiwen, Yan Junyuan, Bian Changyang, Chen Huai.

The amount of food for these four big men is already fierce enough, as well as Cheng Jingcheng and Yang Xueyao.

In other words, Ye Xuan is going to cook for seven people today (including himself).

Seven people, three hundred dollars?

The most annoying thing is that the 300 yuan is a month's food expenses...

Ye Xuan glanced towards the outside of the small courtyard.

Aren't there banana trees and fish ponds outside?

Why don't you let these strong men pick bananas and catch fish?

It just so happens that the money from picking bananas is used to buy ingredients, and the fish caught can be cooked at night with sweet and sour fish or something like that.

The question is, how to fool them?

Ye Xuan stroked his chin.

Shi Kewen, Yan Junyuan, and Bian Changyang are all old fritters.

Especially Shi Kevin, who sat on the chair under the gazebo leisurely, completely looked like he was eating and waiting for death.

"Ahem, come here."

Ye Xuan pretended to cough a few times to attract attention.

"I'll just make it clear, enjoyment will definitely be enjoyed by you. But we have to do the work, and the physical work is still the most suitable for us men, and Xue Yao's words are excluded. ”

After speaking, Ye Xuan pointed to the fish pond and banana tree in the distance.

"How about six men, two to pick bananas and two to catch fish?"

"Brother Ye, what about the remaining two?"

Chengjingcheng said very kindly.

"What's the name of our show?"

"Longing for life!"

"That's right, it's all called the life you yearn for, and the remaining two just enjoy life. Three or three landlords, whoever wins will enjoy life, and those who lose will go to work. Fair and just! ”

"I think so!"

"I'm the same!"

The rules proposed by Ye Xuan are very fair, three or three fight the landlord, and Ye Xuan fights the landlord with Shi Kaiwen and Yan Junyuan, Cheng Jingcheng, Bian Changyang and Chen Huai fight the landlord.

"Interesting, huh." Chief director Liu Bing nodded slightly.

Inviting Shi Kaiwen and the four of them over, Liu Bing knew that Ye Xuan had a good relationship with them.

But if everyone is in harmony, it won't be interesting for Ye Xuan to let them do whatever they want, so it's better to have some small games to determine the winner, and at the same time add materials.

Whoa—

A deck of playing cards is disassembled, shuffled, and three landlord cards are placed next to the table.

Ye Xuan looked at Shi Kewen and Yan Junyuan with a smile.

Because it was early in the morning, the sun was shining and the breeze was not dry, Ye Xuan coincidentally got the landlord card.

"Brother Ye, do you want a landlord? You don't want me, but I want it. ”

Yan Junyuan couldn't wait to ask, his card is very smooth, and he can definitely win when he gets the landlord's card.

At that time, Ye Xuan and Shi Kewen will go to pick bananas or catch fish, and they will be able to enjoy the sweet time of the two with Yang Xueyao.

"Yes, why not!"

Ye Xuan opened three landlord cards.

Luckily, a 2, a king and a seven.

In addition to the seven, 2 and K are all big cards.

Looking at his cards, Ye Xuan was a little painful.

Fifty-four cards, three landlords, seventeen commoners, and twenty landlords.

Actually, Ye Xuan's cards are not good.

But seeing Yan Junyuan's confident expression, Ye Xuan knew that if Yan Junyuan became a landlord, he would go to pick bananas himself.

In September, Xishuangbanna is still very hot, especially at noon, it is hot to death, and I sweat profusely when I go out for a walk.

Picking bananas on such a hot day...

Whoever loves goes goes, I don't go anyway.

Ye Xuan thought secretly in his heart.

Looking at his cards again, Ye Xuan's head hurt a little.

There are bombs!

It's a pity that it's the smallest three bombs!

The most uncomfortable thing is that Ye Xuan has a lot of small cards in his hand.

Two fours, one six, two sevens, and two eights.

Shan Shun requires at least four cards, that is to say, Ye Xuan has to throw out all the small cards in his hand to have a chance.

"Brother Ye played his cards, I can't wait!"

Yan Junyuan grinned and urged.

"A six!"

Ye Xuan walked alone with a six.

"Preserved Egg (Q)!" Yan Junyuan immediately threw out a Q, and Shi Kevin shook his head when he saw this.

Q is already very big, besides, he and Yan Jun are far from being civilians, Ye Xuan can win if they lose.

"It's that big?"

Ye Xuan took out an old K.

"I'm sorry Brother Ye, a 2!" Yan Junyuan continued to crush Ye Xuan's cards, and did not give Ye Xuan a way to play cards at all.

"Xiao Wang!"

After thinking about it, Ye Xuan threw the biggest card, Xiao Wang, on the table.

"King!"

Seeing this, Shi Kewen immediately shouted.

"Four threes, gone!" Ye Xuan got up from his chair and stretched.

Kevin Skewer: "??? ”

Yan Junyuan: "??? ”

"Gone? Something seems wrong. Yan Junyuan scratched his head.

"I also felt that something was wrong, but I couldn't tell."

Skeven stared at the cards on the table.

He clearly remembered that Ye Xuan didn't play a few cards, why didn't he have all of them when he shook his hand?

"I am willing to lose the bet, and you two will not be able to regret it. Don't think about it, don't think about it, let's think about which of you two is going to fish and who is going to pick bananas. Ye Xuan shuffled the cards and tried to disturb the thoughts of the two.

Puff –

Hahaha –

Liu Bing couldn't help but laugh, and several staff members squatted on the ground with laughter and couldn't breathe.

"No, what are you laughing at, buddy?" Kevin was half a beat slower.

"No, Mr. Shi, I... I... My next-door neighbor is pregnant, and I... I'm a happy batch! ”

"Me too, his wife is pregnant, I'm very happy, really happy!"

"Don't mumble, time is limited, a bundle of bananas is twenty yuan, and I will strive for you to be able to resist twenty or thirty bundles in the morning."

Ye Xuan pointed to the banana tree not far away.

"So let's go banana picking?"

Shi Kevin turned his head to look at Yan Junyuan.

"Okay."

"You're not done yet, are you? Kevin and I are going to pick bananas, and whoever loses the three of you is going to fish. ”

Walking on the country road, the more Yan Junyuan thought about it, the more wrong it became.

"Old history, the landlord is twenty cards, right? Brother Ye came out with a six, a Xiao Wang, and then four threes. Something is wrong wow, where else have so many cards gone? ”

"Damn, yes!"

Kevin slapped his thigh sharply.

He also felt that something was wrong, coupled with the wild laughter of the staff just now, Shi Kevin seemed to understand.

Ye Xuan came over when he played four threes, and the reverse side was all cards that he didn't play!

The corners of Yan Junyuan's mouth twitched slightly.

, what about fairness and justice?

"That's not right."

Ye Xuan, who was in the mushroom house, also reacted.

Why should I be fair and just?

Damn, I'm a cook, I'm in charge of cooking, so why should I go to fish and pick bananas with you fairly?

Ye Xuan couldn't cry or laugh, and Shi Kaiwen and Yan Junyuan, who were about to pick bananas on the country road, were also speechless.

was busy, and there was a lot of laughter in the whole mushroom house.

At noon, they ate casually, and in the evening, everyone sat under the gazebo and drank and teased each other.

What Ye Xuan didn't expect was that he and Meng Xiaotuan showed affection for dog food before, but today he has become a dog food eater...