Chapter 394: Chattering Venus Trap
On the long road, a military car drove by, and the tires raised a faint tornado of sand, and a spotted spider was hit by the wind and rolled away.
"What do you call it?"
Li Zu sat in the co-pilot seat and turned his head to look at the soldier who was driving.
The GI replied, "Rick Flegg"
"Hmm" Li Zu nodded, his eyes looked away from the GI, and then in front of him, a small gas station appeared in front of him, and he said, "Rick, you look nervous"
Private Rick replied calmly, "No, I'm fine."
"You know, I can control some amazing toys, like now we have a Kryptonite flying above our heads, Kryptonite you know?" He pointed his finger upward.
Private Rick froze.
Li Zu laughed and said, "Hahaha, I'm joking"
"It's not funny, sir."
He finally figured it out, Private Rick was a little scared of him, he was able to make countless toys out of toys, of course, this is not agreed, but being able to make Superman is already the consensus of everyone.
People don't fear Superman because Superman is just and kind, but Superman's powers are terrifying, and now he is in the hands of a criminal with a bad track record in Gotham City.
"You are, Colonel?"
"Captain" Rick corrected.
Li Zu apologized very insincerely: "I'm sorry, I don't know your military rank very well, how is your salary?" ”
Rick didn't seem to expect that a battle would affect a city, and the super criminal who shot was a bank robber, was actually asking himself about salary, are you short of money?
But Rick still replied: "Childe's treatment is good, and we also have some guarantees, if you have to leave the army early because of some circumstances, you will get a pension of hundreds of thousands." ”
Li Zu sighed sincerely: "Sounds really good. ”
"Do you have a girlfriend, Rick?"
"Well, there's one, you've met." Rick replied truthfully.
"Oh?"
Li Zu immediately said: "I've seen it, and it has something to do with your military, Amanda Waller?" ”
After saying that, he looked at Rick Flegg with a very surprised gaze, and that gaze was completely saying: Hey, I didn't expect you to be such a good boy with fine skin and tender meat!
"It's her, Joan, the witch"
"She doesn't seem to pay much attention to personal hygiene," Li Zu nodded, the soldier's girlfriend had become the general's "private collection", although it was strange to say.
Rick was a little downcast: "There, she'll be safer." ”
"Can I park in front of me? I'd like to buy some drinks," Li Zu asked.
The car stops at the gas station,
Ten minutes later, Li Zu got into the car with a box of pizza and two bottles of drinks.
"Let's have a bite to eat?"
Rick didn't refuse Leezu's offer, and they drove back to Gotham City.
"I've heard that Gotham City has been turned into a plastic toy" Rick looked at the busy Gotham City, unable to see the slightest change, and couldn't see anything affected by the fighting.
The car was parked in front of a non-remarkable toy store.
However, this place has been surrounded by the Gotham Police Station, and there are police officers who are carrying the toys inside, and resealing them, and taking them away.
Li Zu looked at Rick.
"This, I don't know" Rick immediately shook his head: "But I can ask my superiors right away!" ”
Rick didn't hide from Li Zu when he asked,
Li Zu looked at his toys very calmly, boxes and boxes were taken away, they were just ordinary plastic toys, toys that really had strange abilities and could "live" have been removed.
It is believed that Harley Quinn and Shirley did it.
A few minutes later, Rick put down the internal communication phone, looked at Li Zu and said: "Someone reported it, this is the den of the toy man, the police came to block it, and no one notified the military of this matter." ”
"However, the general also advises you, sir, to give up this place, a fixed place, it is easy to attract unnecessary attention."
Even if the military insists on not admitting that they know about this matter, eighty percent of them have nothing to do with it.
Li Zu lowered his head and pondered.
Rick looked at Li Zu with a serious expression, and his palms were slightly sweaty.
Finally, Li Zu nodded and said, "Well, you have to pay for renting a new home."
Rick breathed a sigh of relief: "No problem! ”
He believes that this is by no means a problem.
"Let's go and choose a house first?"
Rick swallowed the "please get out of the car" he was about to say into his stomach, and he squeezed out a smile: "Yes!" ”
……
Gotham, Old Town.
The wall, which is covered with brocade, is lush and exudes the vitality of spring.
"Frank! Remote control! ”
"I'm just sprouting, Ivy! You can't always have a flytrap as your puppy's leg. ”
In the house, a young woman with fiery red hair was lying across the sofa, she raised her hand, and a vine flew with the remote control and landed in the palm of her hand.
"Yesterday, near the Gotham River and Aparo Park, near Uptown, people had collective amnesia, and some people thought that the area had been turned into a toy, but there is no way to verify this claim."
"Toys, hey! Ivy, Yoyo must know something! "The large flytraps have sharp teeth, and the digestive juices drip on the carpet, "zing" and corroding the craters.
"My carpet!" Ivy closed her eyes: "Don't mention her to me, we're in trouble." ”
"Why, because she always wants to be famous? She's a harley quin, even if it's a harley girl from another time and space, that can't change her crazy thoughts, to be honest, I like her crazy appearance, it's been so quiet in the last few days, I'm a little unused to it. Frank said.
"No, it's something else."
"Raptors?" Frank asked.
This time Ivy didn't speak.
"I knew it was so! You hate her for getting rid of you and always want to join the Birds of Prey," Frank discovers the truth and analyzes it aloud excitedly.
"Bang!" The remote control smashed into its big mouth, one mouth was stuck, the digestive juices were rapidly secreted, and the remote control was quickly digested clean.
"Phew! Bah! Bah! Frank vomited: "I hate these plastics, these things are hard to degrade, we plants can't digest them!" If half of Gotham City were turned into a plastic toy, I'd go crazy, and maybe I'd be the first cannibal to starve to death. ”
Ivy ignored it, and another message aired on the TV.
"Arkham Asylum suddenly exploded, after the news given by the Wayne Group Research Laboratory, it was the aging gas pipes under the asylum, which accidentally triggered the explosion, we express our condolences to the staff who died in Arkham, and Miss Helena Wayne announced that she is willing to re-repair Arkham Asylum for free, and donate 2 billion to re-repair the sewers of Gotham City!"
"I really hate the faces of these capitalists, they donate 2 billion, they must squeeze 4 billion from our bottom workers, and the Arkham Asylum is blown up, they don't expect to mourn, and they will laugh and pat their stomachs, just like seals, hahahaha......, Ivy, I remember that you also spent a while in the Arkham Asylum?"