One of the top leaders of the Bear Shield Bureau, the right-hand man of Director Nick Fury, and the black widow Natasha Romanoff, who is also a member of the Avengers and an elite agent of the Avengers, and Daisy Johnson, one of the current members of the Avengers and an elite agent of the Bear Shield Bureau, nicknamed Shockwave Girl, and even claimed to be able to shatter the earth, two female agents with serious faces and grim expressions, drove to this rich neighborhood on the edge of Pelham Bay Park today, the house number 0309.

That's right, this is the place where Tang Xiaoseng and his Uncle Monkey, the two true Buddhas, live in seclusion, and it is also a strange place where the agents of the Bear Shield Bureau impatiently let people help transplant several large trees with lush foliage, but they can't grow any life!

"Amitabha!"

The presence of the two great monks really made the humble house shine, and the little monk felt very honored...... Come on, Natasha's benefactor, and Daisy's benefactor, I haven't seen you for a few days, you've become more beautiful, can we hug it? ”

The arrival of the Black Widow and the Shock Wave Girl was obviously expected or calculated by Tang Xiaoseng for a long time.

Therefore, he didn't wait for these two female acquaintances to knock on the door or ring the doorbell, he opened the door directly with a smile, and even stretched out his hand diligently, as if he planned to hug and kiss the two of them respectively according to the etiquette of these barbarians?

For Tang Xiaoseng, many of the bad habits and living habits in these barbarian countries are unbearable for him, a true Buddha from the Heavenly Empire! However, for other habits, he can be willing, such as seeing a strange and beautiful woman, even if the two parties are not acquainted, he can also hug each other and kiss each other in the name of etiquette, and he doesn't have to worry about being called indecent?

"Humph!"

‘……’

However, it is a pity that both Black Widow and Shockwave Girl, both of them just have cold faces or frowns, and after signaling the other agents to wait outside, they directly ignore a little white-faced thief monk who is about to come forward to hug them, and ignore the other party's open hands, just go around from each other's sides.

"Hi~! Hello Sun Wukong! ”

'Hello, Sun Dasheng! ’

After being shocked by the messy room, the two of them nodded in friendship to a monkey in beach pants and a floral shirt, who was sitting on the sofa and watching TV while picking his feet.

'How are you ......'

'Sit casually, take whatever you want to eat, don't be polite to my grandson! ’

A certain monkey didn't pay much attention to the two people who had not come here once or twice, and now he was already familiar with the people of the Bear Shield Bureau, so he just waved his hand, signaling the two of them to eat whatever they wanted to eat just from the coffee table where he had another stinky foot, and then continued to pick at his other foot, and then from time to time he grabbed a handful of fries from the table and ate them by himself.

“……”

"Thank you! I'm not hungry right now! ”

Looking at the messy junk food on the coffee table, I don't know how long it had been sitting, and then looking at the messy packaging bags and melon seed shells that were everywhere, and the simply miserable hall environment on the side, Natasha twitched the corners of her mouth, then stood in place with her arms and shook her head.

God knows how long the things here have been placed, and some of them seem to be moldy, as long as she is not stupid and doesn't want to have problems with her stomach, she will definitely not be 'polite' to the other party!

"I—I don't have to ......"

Seeing that the stinky socks on the table that I don't know whose one were actually put together with the food, the shockwave girl opened her mouth, and then quickly waved her hand, holding her wrist and standing on the other side of the black widow with a dry smile.

"Amitabha, good and good......"

At this time, maybe it was because I saw the embarrassing expressions on the faces of the two beauties, or maybe it was because my conscience suddenly found that I felt that the living environment of I and Uncle Monkey had indeed deteriorated too much?

Therefore, Tang Xiaoseng hurriedly folded his hands and pronounced a Buddha name, and then he didn't know what he did, only to see that in the blink of an eye, the hall of the entire house instantly became clean, and the floor was spotless, even Tang Xiaoseng's bright and handsome little bald head could be reflected, and even, even the 'garbage' on the table instantly turned into a bunch of delicious melons, fruits and delicacies?

“！！”

"So amazing?"

The Shock Wave Girl, who had never seen the other party use this kind of spell, was obviously taken aback, and then after hesitating, she planned to step forward and take one of the things on that coffee table to eat?

"Hey!"

"I advise you not to do that, because that's just a trick for them, and don't bother with that!"

However, when Shockwave Girl reached out too quickly to grab a dessert that seemed to be some kind of lump together, Natasha, the black widow on the side, quickly reached out and grabbed her.

If she remembers correctly, that place just now seemed to be two blobs of stinky socks that I don't know who threw them there? So, if Shockwave doesn't want to bite down on her mouth only to find that she is eating two stinking socks, it is better to stand honestly and not touch anything?

"Ahh

Hearing Black Widow say this, the shockwave girl who came back to her senses hurriedly retracted her hand.

"Cut~!"

Seeing that a certain thief monk actually used his magic power to please the two girls, the 'Uncle Monkey', who was only caring about picking his feet, snorted coldly, and then lay down directly on the sofa, and then summoned the remote control with one hand and began to press it aimlessly.

"Amitabha!"

"In that case, two female donors, please sit down, please have tea?"

Seeing that the two girls no longer fell for themselves, but continued to stand still, Tang Xiaoseng was not annoyed, and directly waved his wide sleeves, and then a tray and four cups of steaming hot and tempting fragrant tea appeared in his other hand.

“！！”

"Hey! This is a good thing, you thief monk from Xitianrulai The good thing is still hidden?! ”

Seeing that a certain thief monk was so generous, and used such immortal tea to entertain guests, a certain monkey was excited, and hurriedly stretched out his hand, and the right hand that was still picking his feet just now instantly became several meters long, and then unceremoniously took back a cup directly from the tray in Tang Xiaoseng's hand, and then hurriedly 'sucked' and drank it.

"That's a good thing!"

"Daisy, you can try it too, I've drunk it once before, it's an amazing thing!"

Finally, rarely, when a certain monkey quickly took one of the cups, the black widow's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly reached out and took two cups from the tray, and then stuffed one of them directly into the hand of the shock wave girl, and after signaling the other party not to be polite, she also hurriedly handed the green and rain-like tea to her lips, and began to take small sips.

"It's amazing......"

"Is this some kind of space technology?"

After taking the quaint cylindrical cup that Natasha handed her, she only felt that it smelled very good, but she didn't know what was good about the tea, so she just studied it on her own, because she felt that the spell that the other party had just done seemed to be the application of some kind of space technology, which was somewhat similar to what they were currently mastering.

"Huh!"

"What, Tang Xiaoseng, you are willing to take out this kind of good thing, do you have some kind of crooked mind again, and you still want to soak us?"

The Black Widow ignored the curiosity and inquiries of the Shock Wave Girl on the side, and just drank as she smiled and asked a handsome thief monk with a hint of evil in front of her, who was holding a cup and tasting it.

What kind of virtue the other party is, the people of their bear shield bureau already know, so if the other party thinks that if they show some good things to entertain them, they will make her treat Daisy differently, but it is very wrong! Anyway, as long as the other party dares to take it out, she will drink it right, but if you want her to treat the other party differently because of this, then don't even think about it!

"Amitabha! Good, good, good......"

"Natasha's female benefactor misunderstood, the poor monk is a monk, the monk doesn't talk about it, the little monk just wants to cross into you and others, that's all!"

Hearing the other party's ridiculous words and seeing the playful look in those shrewd eyes, Tang Xiaoseng was not annoyed, but just smiled and made a slight snort and then pronounced the Buddha's name.

Why he is willing to take it out naturally has his intentions, and the shrewd and capable, ruthless and vicious woman in front of him, like Shura, who is more like a goblin than a goblin, is naturally easy to guess, and he will not say it easily.

"Duhua?"

Natasha was stunned, and then quickly understood what the other party's mouth meant by 'Duhua'.

"I don't understand, does that make a difference?"

Natasha had seen a lot of the monitoring and documentation of the thief monk in front of her before by the Bear Shield Bureau, so she naturally knew what the other party's mouth meant by Duhua, and she also understood how many women had been Duhua by the other party, so she sneered and turned her head slightly.

"Good, good, good......"

"Naturally, there is still a little bit of ......"

Strictly speaking, the 'Duhua' in his Tang Xiaoseng's mouth is obviously to be more elegant and more Buddha-like, and since he is a living true Buddha, he always has to pay attention to a little image and wording, where can he casually say that kind of foul language?

"Humph!"

"What about her? Do you want to cross too? Also, last week, that female agent of our Bear Shield Bureau, if I'm not mistaken, you crossed her over? ”

Pointing to Daisy on the side, and thinking about the poor little girl who was deceived by the other party not long ago, the elite who was forced to disqualify from the field and transfer to the internal duty before the training was completed, she Natasha was angry.

"Amitabha!"

"Natasha's female benefactor doesn't know that the king of Jizo once made a great wish to go through hell, as the so-called 'hell is not empty, vow not to become a Buddha, all sentient beings are exhausted, and Bodhi is proven'? The little monk is not talented, but also wants to follow the example of the Bodhisattva of Jizo and plating the endless life. ”

Tang Xiaoseng said with a blushing face, without the feeling of shame or shame when the other party exposed the trick.

"Why don't you go to cross him? He has said several times that he wants to learn the Dharma and skills from you! ”

Sneering, Natasha pointed to Alfonso McKinsey, who was standing guard outside the courtyard with those agents like an iron tower, the bald guy has always admired Tang Xiaoseng, but unfortunately, the thief monk in front of him refused the other party's request to apprentice three times.

"Amitabha, he is obsessed and cannot cross!"

Tang Xiaoseng wouldn't say that if the other party was a beautiful black girl, he would have gone to 'cross' the other party a long time ago, but unfortunately, the other party is a strong and muscular straight man, which is really not his dish.

"What about him?"

Natasha pointed to Lance Hunt, who was also outside, who was extremely capable of fighting and had now been promoted to the captain of a field team and a seventh-level agent of the Aegis Bear Shield.

"The bitter sea rises and falls, and it cannot be crossed!!"

Last time, that guy ruined his Tang Xiaoseng's ignition action against that Barbara Morse, but now he still remembers the other party, how could he go to cross that kind of guy?

"But you just said that you want to spend your life!"

After drinking all the amazing green tea in the cup, Natasha snorted coldly and put the cup on the coffee table next to her.

"Amitabha!"

"The little monk has always only crossed the ...... of destined people"

It seemed that because of some embarrassment, Tang Xiaoseng finally laughed wryly, even if a certain monkey on the side snatched the fragrant tea that he had only drunk two sips in his hand.

"Okay......"

"I probably understand, but Tang Xiaoseng, please stay away from us! Because we're here today to ask you for help, not to play around with you, that's important! ”

Seeing that the shock wave girl on the side seemed to have discovered the benefits of the tea in the teacup and drank it all in two gulps, Natasha hugged her arms, stood in front of a certain thief monk, and stared at the other party's eyes with serious eyes and said.

"Good, good, good......"

"Natasha's benefactor, please say, the poor monk will do what he can?"

Although he didn't like to be called, since he refused to return to his own world and return to the Great Song Dynasty, as a price and exchange for being able to continue to stay here and enjoy all the conveniences and privileges brought to him by the Bear Shield Bureau, it would definitely be indispensable to help the Bear Shield Bureau or the Hyperion do what he could when necessary, and he had no objection to this.

Therefore, after seeing the other party's expression, knowing that he was not joking or frolicking now, he didn't say much, but just announced the Buddha name and signaled that the other party could start.

"That's right!"

"Recently, our Bear Shield Bureau, or rather, our cosmic plane has been in big trouble! The X-Men, who have a close connection with our Bear Shield Bureau, have a traitor in them! ”

"And his name is - Deadpool, Wade Winston Wilson!!"

After looking outside the door and finding that Alfonso McKinsey and Lance Hunter were still on duty outside, and there was nothing unusual here, she began to slowly tell the Deadpool, Wade Winston Wilson, who originally belonged to the X-Men and Professor X's faction, suddenly went crazy and attacked one superhero and another important person in the Bear Shield Bureau......

First of all

The most representative and important person who was blatantly attacked and killed by the other party at the beginning is the Fantastic Four!

That is, the body can be transformed into any shape imaginable, named Mr. Fantastic's rubber man Reed, Reed's girlfriend, Johnny's sister, has the ability to stealth, and can control and launch powerful force field attacks at the same time, Sue, who is called the invisible woman, has the ability to control fire, can wrap his body with fire and launch an attack, Johnny, who is called Thunderbolt, and the muscles around his body are swollen into orange rocks, and the power is infinite.

Without warning, the four of their influential superheroes, the four who had been active on the front lines of the fight against evil, who had been unlucky enough to be killed and resurrected by the little girl in their Bear Shield Bureau, and then managed to recover their abilities, died again this time.

However, this time, they were not killed by their little Annie of the Bear Shield Bureau, but by Wade, the Deadpool Wade, who had some friendship with them and was not even an enemy at all, and even their heads were cut off and taken away, and there was no possibility of even letting the paladins or priests of the Holy Light Church rush to resurrection.

secondly

In addition to the Fantastic Four, there are also many mutants and members of the Inhumans, as well as the one on the moon who has a technological level hundreds of millions of years earlier than other life in the universe, and as an observer of the multiverse, he will not participate in the events of any life in the universe, but will witness as a bystander!

God knows how that Deadpool got to the moon and did all kinds of tragedy, anyway, he succeeded, he killed a lot of Inhumans, and successfully beheaded the observer before leaving in style, and when the Bear Shield Bureau found out, all he saw was the horrific crime scene and corpses all over the ground......

If all of the above just makes Shield feel puzzled and annoyed, then the next thing that Shield Shield has to pay attention to and urgently needs to solve Deadpool's troubles is undoubtedly the other party's vicious behavior of fighting Spider-Man Peter Parker in full view, under the eyes of countless people and the lens of cameras, and finally successfully smashed Peter Parker's head with one shot!

You know, that Deadpool has a very good private relationship with Spider-Man Peter Parker, but even then he has become the target of attack, and even a headshot without hesitation, that kind of thing is really very bad, not to mention that Spider-Man is an important member of the Bear Shield Bureau and the Avengers, a well-established Avenger was openly killed by Deadpool, the nature of this kind of thing is very serious, and the blow to the Bear Shield Bureau is also unprecedentedly huge, so, no matter why the other party wants to do that, Regardless of who is instigating and supporting that madman, the Bear Shield Bureau must take a stand and find ways to eliminate the other party as soon as possible, and the sooner the better!

And this is also the reason why Black Widow and Shockwave Girl and so many agents of the Bear Shield Bureau came to Tang Xiaoseng's house today.

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"Natasha's benefactor, that Deadpool, that Wade Winston Wilson monk also knows that he doesn't seem to be difficult to deal with, in addition to the regeneration factor is a little troublesome, his superhuman endurance, intelligence, reflexes and flexibility and other abilities are still in the realm of mortals, how can you Bear Shield not be able to hold him?"

After listening to Natasha's description, although Tang Xiaoseng had decided to make a move, he still had some doubts in his heart......

Because, as far as he knows, the power of that Deadpool is not worth it at all in his opinion, even if he can't kill the other party easily, it will be enough to trap or seal the order, and he has a way for that kind of existence, and he doesn't think that with the power of the Bear Shield Bureau, he will not be able to find a way to target the other party!

"It's not that he can't catch it, it's because he's cunning!"

"I don't know what's going on, he seems to have a lot of strange things on his hands, and he can often escape our surveillance and pursuit, plus our Avengers are now in other planes and other planets, and the affairs on the Hubelian side have not been completed, and it may take a lot of time to gather back, so our director has to let me come to you."

"You are very strong, you all have that kind of 'King Kong incorruptible body' and 'invincible body' no matter the bullets and bombs, no one is more suitable to deal with that Wade than you, isn't it?"

Of course, it's not that the Bear Shield Bureau doesn't have other candidates or other more powerful fighters, it's just that the Bear Shield Bureau is very busy now, and those powerful people, such as Hulk, Thor, and Captain Marvel, are not here on Earth now, so Director Nick Fury thought about it, and finally let her come to this guy in front of her.

As for the reason, of course, it is not because the other party is the most suitable, but because the other party is the most idle!

Anyway, here in New York, and even here on Earth, the Bear Shield Bureau can directly assign, except for these two nasty guys in front of them who stay at home all day or run out at night to jump around and pick up girls, they really can't find anyone who can defeat Deadpool 100% and make sure that they won't be harmed.

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

Nodding, Tang Xiaoseng folded his hands and pronounced a Buddha name, indicating that he had taken over this task.

"Don't worry!"

"Natasha chick, there is my grandson here, no matter what Deadpool is alive, my golden hoop stick weighing 13,000 catties will be smashed down, and he will be kept directly into a meatloaf!!"

If it were someone else, such as the Asgardian Thor who was equally physically strong and proficient in hand-to-hand combat, he Monkey King might not dare to guarantee that he could defeat the other party, but if it was just a mortal with super regenerative ability, even ten thousand would not be enough for his wishful golden hoop stick.

"When the time comes, you just have to wait for his rotten meat to be taken back and locked up or burned, that kind of trivial thing is not worth anything......

“！！”

‘？？ ’

“！？”

However, as soon as the words of a certain Sun Monkey were finished, the four people in the house, including Tang Xiaoseng, Natasha, and Zhenbo Girl, were shocked to see that the blazing light and energy suddenly lit up from the bodies of the four of them?

That was the last picture they could see, because, in the next instant, the huge energy and strong light completely encompassed the No. 0309 house in this rich area, directly forming a spherical high-temperature energy body, and then the explosion formed due to the strong temperature difference instantly burned the agents of the Bear Shield Bureau who were on duty outside directly, and the houses, flowers and trees, insects, fish, birds and beasts, and personnel and pets in the entire rich area were instantly ignited and burned.

Long

When everything returned to its original state, this rich area had turned into a sea of fire, and as for the house where the four people were just now, there was only a hemispherical glass-shaped lava crater that was still melting, and the four people and furniture in the house were long gone......

'Tut-tut......'

'Look! The strong magnetic field of the Bear Shield Bureau plus the 5 million degree thermal fusion reactor is really very useful, hum! What kind of living Buddha, what Monkey King, what kind of immortals, don't they still have to turn directly into ashes? ’

'So, don't be too arrogant, because life is like an endless disaster movie, and happiness is as short as the commercials in it, and yet, it's time for the last commercial break......

'Let me think, who's going to kill next?' ’

'Uh-huh-huh-......'

When it was finally confirmed that there was not a single living creature at the crime scene in the distance, and when it was determined that drinking the kind of thermal fusion reactor that had been shrunk by the Pym particles and successfully dropped into the tea had completely burned the four guys, and that there were no ashes left, and that they would never be resurrected by the damn holy light, a guy with black circles and red hoods threw away the monocular that came from nowhere, and began to shake his head and sneakily disappear and leave in an instant, as if he was preparing to find the next target to attack.

‘……’

‘…….’

At this time, on the top of a large pit, a certain monkey and a handsome monk looked at each other......

And the reason why Wade, Deadpool Wade, who was peeping in the distance just now, didn't notice them was because they had all turned into ghosts now! At this time, in the palm of Tang Xiaoseng's soul, there is a trace of the true spirit of the Black Widow and the Zhenbo Girl, for them who have not cultivated the soul, if it were not for his support, I am afraid that they would not know where they would run for a long time.

“……”

"I said little monk, what happened just now, we are so dignified, why did we die?!"

Regarding what happened to the two of them, Monkey King obviously couldn't accept it, because he was thinking about killing a guy named Wade with a stick just now, but now, they were blown up?

And I don't even know how he died?!

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"Uncle Monkey, the little monk is also a little confused now......"

Tang Xiaoseng was slightly relieved after watching the female benefactor souls of two villains gradually turn into the palms of his hands.

"But ......"

"Uncle Monkey, the little monk is sure, we seem to have been blown up to death? And the bomb, it should be in your body? ”

Thinking of the fact that on the way to learn the scriptures before, a certain monkey once trotted into someone else's stomach and tossed, Tang Xiaoseng's face couldn't help but darken a little...... They never thought that there would be someone who dared to break ground on Tai Sui's head, dare to use that kind of move to attack them, and still the kind that threw a bomb into their stomach?

"Impossible!"

"My grandson is the immortal body of King Kong, even Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace and samadhi true fire failed to burn my grandson, how could he be killed by a bomb?!"

A certain monkey was seriously dissatisfied with the fate of his death before he left the school, and he still couldn't accept how they were killed by someone for no reason and without warning at all!

Although, they're not really dead now?

“……”

"Uncle Monkey, are you afraid of the sun? Do your flesh dare to run to the top? ”

After pondering for a while, Tang Xiaoseng's Yang God Soul suddenly asked.

“！！”

"My grandson is not crazy! It's okay for the soul to go in, but who is crazy and dares to go in and die in the flesh? ”

Without thinking about it, a certain monkey scolded Tang Xiaoseng fiercely.

"That's right, the explosion just now is probably equivalent to throwing us into the sun in an instant......"

"Uncle Monkey, you must have seen the bright light just now, look at it again, the magma below is still white and shiny, it must be as hot as the sun...... But fortunately, it was only for a moment, and the scope was very small, otherwise, it would not have been as simple as this community being burned. ”

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

After speaking, Tang Xiaoseng bowed his head and pronounced the Buddha's horn again, obviously feeling guilty about the innocent people around him who died tragically because of them?

"Tsk! How unreasonable! The mortals of this world are so terrible that even the gods dare to kill them? ”

A certain monkey began to babble and curse very angrily, obviously expressing great dissatisfaction with his tragic death of Monkey King again! Although physical death is not too difficult for an existence like them to accept, it is better to have a physical body than not to have one.

"Hey!"

"Good for you, bald donkey! Didn't you say yesterday that there was no danger and no worries about your life? But you see, we're all dead, that's what you mean by not worrying about your lives? ”

After chanting, a certain monkey came directly in front of Tang Xiaoseng, and almost didn't pounce on it and bite the other party fiercely.

"And!"

"My grandson was surprised just now! Why are you willing to share all the things of the Buddha, it turns out that it is to save their souls?! ”

Looking at the two villains who were gradually solidifying in each other's hands, the monkey became even more angry.

He felt that if the other party could tell him what he had calculated earlier, maybe he would be a little more vigilant, and he might not be able to successfully prevent the sneak attack of some vicious mortal?

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

Tang Xiaoseng didn't explain, but just tried to maintain the souls of the two girls in the palm of his hands, so that these two ordinary people who had not cultivated their souls could keep a trace of their true spirits under his protection.

In fact, Tang Xiaoseng did calculate that they should have this catastrophe, and he has been secretly guarding against it...... However, what caught him off guard was that he was only in danger in the end, but why are the two of them both dead now?

"Uncle Monkey......"

"Even if you know in advance, do you and I have the means to counteract?"

However, now that the matter has happened, he has no choice but to admit defeat, prepare to protect the souls of the two daughters first, and run back to the east to find his two apprentices, find the second uncle Zhu and the third uncle Sha, and let them protect them during this time.

You know, this is not their original Great Song Dynasty, and there is no Western Heaven Elysium, so it is best for them not to stay outside for too long, especially in the sun, because that is always a little hindering.

“……”

Hum!!

A certain monkey, speechless, had to turn his head away in embarrassment.

……

At the same time, the main base of the Iron Bear of the Bear Shield Bureau, far away on the far side of the moon, had apparently detected an anomaly here......

'Director! ’

'Big deal! Natasha, Daisy, Tang Xiaoseng and Sun Wukong, along with Alfonso who went with them, are all dead! ’

'We've detected a thermonuclear fusion reaction, the same batch of spare controllable magnetic energy reactors that we stole from!!' ’

Rarely, a frightened Phil Coulson rushed to the office of Director Nick Fury and reported the situation loudly as soon as possible.

‘！！ ’

'What do you say?!' ’

Obviously, Nick Fury certainly didn't anticipate this, so he opened his one-eyed eye in the same horror and stood up straight from his seat.

'Director! ’

'It must have been Deadpool's doing, and now that Scott Lang is completely unreachable, we suspect he's in trouble!' Moreover, our satellites detected the fluctuation of the Pym Particles near the explosion site, and it must have been Deadpool who controlled or got the Pym Particles and stole our reactor when he sneaked up on the moon!! ’

'What are we going to do now?!' ’

Coulson boldly stated his guess and hurriedly asked, because now, he could only speculate and judge like this. Moreover, he also knows that the threat of Deadpool is rising, and they must take it seriously, otherwise, the price they will have to pay will definitely not be just what they are now!

‘……’

'Let me think about ......'

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