Volume 2 Yiqing laughs at the flowers and plants in the ark Chapter 149 Embarrassment
"It's simple, just don't let the ball go to the basket first."
"Do you have a way?" Xia Ziyuan asked Ye Shu.
"Wait for me later, I'll borrow something." Ye Shushu walked for a while and came back, with an extra badminton racket in his hand. "It's up to you."
When Xia Ziyuan heard this, she jumped up and passed the handle of the badminton racket through the two grids closest to the ball frame in the net pocket of the basket, and Su Tianhao and Nangong Yi were dumbfounded.
"Brother Gu, this is a cheating, right? How can you block the basket with something? Su Tianhao asked Gu Aochen, and Gu Aochen said unhurriedly: "We can do the same, anyway, there are no rules in this game, and there are no rules that you can't block the basket with things." ”
"Isn't this nonsense? We're not going to do that...... Do you want Nangong to block it? ”
"What are you kidding?" Nangong was shocked one by one, waved his hand and refused: "I will play with my life, brother, I am so big, and I can't go up." ”
"I didn't tell you to go up, we boys are tall, you put your hand in the basketball hoop, if they dare to score, you shoot the ball out."
"Su Shao, wouldn't this be too lacking in virtue?"
"No, it won't." It was Gu Aochen who answered this, he wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb, bit his lip, and said, "From now on, they, don't want to score another goal." ”
"This ......" Nangong Yi just wanted to say, if you don't say big things, you won't die, don't say it one or two easily, what should you do if you slap your face when the time comes?
"Don't worry, since Brother Gu has spoken like this, then they will definitely lose, you just need to be responsible for guarding the basket." Su Tianhao said.
In the next game, Gu Aochen did use about fifty percent of his strength, and Xia Ziyuan had some difficulty coping with it, but fortunately, he was able to barely escape, and the score of the game was always back and forth, and the gap was not big, but seeing that Xia Ziyuan had already dropped three points, they actually won three games in a row.
"In the last game, the gym is almost going to close after the game." As soon as Nangong finished speaking, he wiped the sweat on his forehead, and dribbled the ball towards Ye Shu.
"Come on." Ye Jingjing also went to help Ye Shuao, Nangong Yi passed the ball to Su Tianhao, Su Tianhao was surrounded by Xia Ziyuan, and then threw the ball to Gu Aochen. Xia Ziyuan knew that he would pass the ball, and at present, Nangong Yi was still surrounded by Ye Jingjing and Ye Shuyi, so once Xia Ziyuan intended to come and grab his ball, he would definitely pass the ball to Gu Aochen.
As soon as Xia Ziyuan saw the movement of his hand, he immediately rushed to Gu Aochen and stopped in front of him.
"Little kite." Gu Aochen called her lightly.
"Lost me...... I won't tell you, Aochen, will you give me the ball? Xia Ziyuan reached out and pulled the hem of his clothes and coquettishly played with him.
"Gu Aochen! Don't give her the ball! Su Tianhao was really speechless, this ...... Why does this beauty never get tired of trying? Why? His family has never been coquettish with him, and when the two confronted each other, Ye Shushu was a righteous murderer, and he had never been soft.
"Aochen~" Xia Ziyuan hugged Gu Aochen and said a word in his ear gently, Gu Aochen heard this, a flush actually appeared on his face, and then, under the stunned eyes of everyone, Xia Ziyuan easily snatched the ball in his hand, oh, no, it shouldn't be used, it can even be said to be taken away.
Su Tianhao rolled his eyes on the spot, and even Nangong Yi gave up treatment, and sat on the ground with his buttocks, indicating that he had disarmed and surrendered. I saw Xia Ziyuan dribbling to the basket opposite, and then jumped high in a handsome and chic posture and threw the ball into the basket, and there were pleasant cheers from the girls' team.
When changing clothes, Ye Shushu couldn't help but ask Xia Ziyuan curiously: "What did you say to Gu Shao?" He's going to give you the ball? ”
"It's very simple, I just told him, 'I want it, give it to me,' and he gave it to me."
"That's it...... It's that simple? ”
"Yes, the five most effective words for controlling boys from the book I see in the book."
Ye Shushu tugged at the corners of his mouth and said, "What kind of books are you reading?" Weird. ”
"Love guide, don't you usually read it? I heard that it can promote relationships, so I took a cursory look. ”
"I always feel that these five words are not so simple."
"Oh, don't think about it." Xia Ziyuan patted her back comfortingly and said, "When you go to the barbecue stall on the street for a while, you can hear Su Tianhao's embarrassment, aren't you happy?" ”
That's good, it's a lot of fun.
"Little kite." The door of the girls' dressing room was knocked on by Gu Aochen, Xia Ziyuan opened the door, poked out a head, and asked him, "What's the matter?" ”
"I'm looking for you."
"Oh." Xia Ziyuan casually closed the door and followed behind him puzzled.
When passing by the vending machine, Gu Aochen asked her, "Do you want to drink something?" ”
"Coke."
Gu Aochen took two bottles of Coke, paid for it, and handed her a bottle.
It's strange that Gu Aochen won't talk about her, usually when she wants to drink these drinks, she has to suffer Gu Aochen's number first. This Gu Aochen ...... What kind of medicine is sold in the gourd? And he even drinks with himself.
On the top floor of the gymnasium, Gu Aochen opened the can and took a sip, looking at his appearance, it seemed that he was still a little unsuitable for drinking this kind of canned drink.
"What are you whispering to come here?" Xia Ziyuan asked him curiously.
"It's nothing, it's easy to calm down here."
Xia Ziyuan listened to the clouds, and then heard Gu Aochen ask her: "What you said before ......?"
"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong? ”
"yes, I thought you were ...... Dislike. ”
"Don't like what? Gu Aochen, is there something you can just say no? Why are you so mysterious? Didn't I just say I wanted the ball? How strange is your reaction? ”
"Are you an idiot?" Gu Aochen knocked on her little head and said, "How can you ask for a ball like this?" ”
"What am I like like this?"
"Little kite, you're seducing me." As soon as Gu Aochen's big hand fished out, she hit her into her arms, and Gu Aochen was thinking about bowing her head and kissing Fang Ze, but she was blocked between the two by Xia Ziyuan's small hand at an inopportune time.
"Wait a minute, do those five words mean something else?" Xia Ziyuan also vaguely felt that something was wrong, and what did the flush on Gu Aochen's cheeks mean before?
Seeing Gu Aochen nodded, Xia Ziyuan was a little frustrated, and she was sloppy.
"That'...... What does that 'I want, give it to me' mean? ”
Gu Aochen leaned over and kissed her lightly before replying, "Courtship." ”
"Ask for ...... Courtship? Xia Ziyuan suddenly had a bad premonition in her heart, and wanted to retreat, but she was hugged tightly by Gu Aochen.
"That's right, that's what the little kite means when she wants to sleep with me." Gu Aochen leaned close to her ear and said, and licked her earlobe provocatively, Xia Ziyuan's whole person was like a lightning strike, she pushed Gu Aochen, lowered her head and said, "I didn't mean that, don't misinterpret it." ”
"But I've misinterpreted it, what do you say?"
"Well, then you go take a cold shower."
"I'll catch a cold in a cold shower now, is the little kite willing to do it? Little kite, your face is so red, it's so cute. ”
"Gu Aochen, you ...... Don't talk about it. ”
"Okay, I won't say, but tonight, you have to go home with me."
"But I told Jingjing that I would study the code with them."
"Then push it, I don't care."
"You...... Why are you so willful? ”
"I learned from you."
"You're so annoying, I'm ignoring you."
"Then it's settled."
"I, I don't agree."
"Objection is invalid, little kite, you haven't told me yet, why do you always like to hide candy?"
"This, this is what Qin Xuan taught me, if you hide the treasure here, you won't be robbed by others."
"Oh? Is it? ”
Xia Ziyuan nodded seriously, as if it were real.
"If only I found out you were lying."
"I'll send four."
"It's useless."
"Then you want to ...... Hmmm......"
……
At the barbecue stand, Su Tianhao drank and got drunk, and in the end, Gu Aochen shook out his embarrassment, saying that Su Tianhao had raised a Tibetan mastiff before, and every time Su's father reprimanded him, he would say that he was not even as good as the Tibetan mastiff that was watching the house at the door. Once Su's father was temporarily away from home, he asked Su Tianhao to be in charge of the Tibetan mastiff's dinner, and Gu Aochen happened to look for him at that time, so he saw such a scene.
Su Tianhao held a piece of meat in his hand, and held the meat outside the limit distance of the Tibetan mastiff's dog chain to tempt the Tibetan mastiff there, at that time the whole yard was full of dog barking, and the neighbors thought it was a thief, so they came out with the guy, and when they saw that this kid was holding a piece of meat in his hand and opening his mouth, he made a gesture to eat, but his hand slipped and really fell into his mouth.
Good guys, you haven't eaten in a few days? Even grab the dog's food? The neighbors were stunned when they saw it, and then there was a saying that Su Shao was fierce and didn't even let go of the dog.
After more than a month, Su Tianhao never touched the meat, and even his Tibetan mastiff hid as far away as he saw him.
"Hahaha...... I laughed to death, I didn't expect Su Shao to have such a black history......"
"It's amazing, even the Tibetan mastiff is afraid of him, he's a ruthless man, oh no, he's a werewolf, he's a little more ruthless."
"This stupid pig." Ye Shushu shook her head helplessly when she heard this, she was a little suspicious that Su Tianhao was using seventy percent of his IQ in exchange for his force value.
"Next is Nangong Yi, I know I know, I'll come." Ye Jingjing volunteered.
"Jingjing, ahem, don't be so embarrassed, just ...... Just pick one. "Auntie, you can accumulate some virtue.
"What's it to grab food from a Tibetan mastiff? Nangong Yi also went to the women's toilet. As soon as Ye Jingjing's words came out, everyone let out an exclamation of "Huh~", only Nangong Yiyi was dejected, feeling that he was going to be unlucky. Ye Jingjing continued: "Nangong helped others to send love letters, but I didn't expect that girl to like him, and she specially rejected the boy who wrote love letters for him. Then the boy called a group of brothers, saying that he told Nangong Yi not to run away after school and wanted to fight him. ”
"Auntie, I beg you to stop talking......"
"Jingjing, leave him alone, go on." Ye Shushu also became interested, and sure enough, girls are all gossip-loving, "And then?" ”
Then Nangong was stunned, he was afraid of being caught, and he didn't dare to hide in the classroom, and then he went to hide in the toilet. At that time, the men's toilet after school was full of boys smoking in it, and Nangong told me that he was afraid of being betrayed, so he hid in the women's toilet. Fortunately, there was no one in the women's toilet at that time, as if it was seen by the classmates who locked the door after school, so they told the group that Nangong Yi was hiding in the toilet. ”
"Hahaha...... Nangong, it's okay, what about later? Did the group go in? ”
"Not everyone is so cheeky, that group of people shouted at the door for a long time, telling Nangong to come out, and Nangong Yi also said, 'If you have the ability, you can come in, I won't go out!' , and then the movement was a little loud, and a person really came in. ”
"Who?"
"Hahahaha...... Female homeroom teacher! And...... And I went to the toilet again, hahahaha...... Laughed at me. Nangong also told me that the head teacher was stunned for a moment when he went into the toilet and saw him, and went out to look at the sign at the door, and only came in after confirming that it was the women's toilet. ”
"Nangong is good, what did the teacher say at that time?"
"When the teacher first came in, she said sorry to me, thinking that she had made a mistake. Don't mention it, don't mention it, it's been years ago. ”
It was Gu Aochen, who was trembling and couldn't help laughing.