Chapter 711: The son-in-law arrives
Back in the Flaming Mountain, Huang Shaohong plans to take Little Wukong and Oolong to the Western Capital, first deal with the troubles of this world's identity, and then figure out how to deal with the Crane Immortals.
As a result, Little Wukong scratched his head very embarrassedly, and smiled embarrassedly:
"Brother Huang, I don't plan to go back to the Western Capital with you, my father-in-law wants to recommend me to go to Master Wutian to practice martial arts, anyway, you said that my grandfather will be resurrected within ten years, then I will go to Teacher Wutian to study first, and then go to you in a few years, okay?"
"Yue ...... Father-in-law? ”
Huang Shaohong was so hung that he was flashed by Xiao Wukong's words, and he hurriedly asked what was going on.
It turned out that during the time he was away, Xiao Wukong had a marriage contract with Kiki, the daughter of the Bull Demon King, just like in the original plot.
Moreover, under the persuasion of the Bull Demon King, he planned to accept the recommendation of this future father-in-law and send him to Master Wutian, that is, the Turtle Immortal, to practice martial arts.
Huang Shaohong asked Little Wukong funny: "Do you know what marriage is all about?" ”
Little Wukong replied without hesitation: "You know, it's just that there are delicious things to eat together, and there are fun things to play together!" ”
When Huang Shaohong heard it, what he said was right, he laughed and patted Little Wukong's shoulder:
"That's okay, you study hard, come back to the Xidu Huang Group to find me, if you can't find it, go to the Universal Capsule Group to find Bulma!"
Little Wukong patted his chest and promised: "Well, don't worry, Brother Huang, I will study hard, I want to be the first in the world and become a big hero who specializes in fighting bad guys and protecting good guys!" ”
Oolong muttered with a black line on the side: "This thing is hopeless!" ”
Huang Shaohong kicked the pig angrily, and then went to say goodbye to the Bull Demon King's father and daughter.
The Bull Demon King was grateful to Huang Shaohong for extinguishing the fire in the Flaming Mountain, and specially gave a limited-edition suspended convertible sports car to the two of them.
Stuffing the peach into the trunk, Huang Shaohong waved goodbye to Little Wukong and the Bull Demon King woman after getting into the car, and then directly stepped on the accelerator to the end, and the maglev sports car rushed out at full speed with a 'whoosh', carrying him and Oolong, and galloping in the direction of Xidu.
On the way, Oolong begged Huang Shaohong to let him go, and promised not to do anything wrong in the future.
Huang Shaohong said with a smile while driving the car:
"Don't you know what I'm doing when I go back to the Western Capital this time? I haven't heard of the Huang Group, I will go back to the successor group, trillions of wealth, follow my brother in the future, and ensure that you eat and drink spicy food, as well as endless money and endless bubbles! ”
Oolong's transformation ability is better than that of the Demon Girl, not only can it become a person, but it can also become a thing, and there is no flaw at all in terms of appearance or breath.
Even if it turns into a monster, a gundam or something, there is a corresponding power.
So although this product is not very useful now, Huang Shaohong still wants to keep it by his side, how much can he use to raise a pig? I don't know when I'll use it.
When Oolong heard the 'trillion fortune', he covered his forehead and closed his eyes.
Huang Shaohong glanced at him and asked, "What are you doing?" ”
"A little dizzy!"
After Oolong answered, he suddenly became excited: "Big brother, are all what you said true?" Can you say that again? ”
Huang Shaohong smiled and fulfilled the pig's wish: "I'm talking about trillions of wealth!" ”
The oolong dragon shook and plucked the drum like a drum: "It's not this! ”
"Eat and drink spicy!"
"It's not this either!"
"Can't get enough money to spend?"
"Not at all!"
Huang Shaohong controlled the steering wheel with one hand, and grabbed Oolong's pig neck with the other hand and lifted him up directly: "Trick me, aren't you?" ”
Seeing Oolong struggling and exclaiming, "Where's the girl? “
"What girl?"
"You can't finish soaking girls!"
Huang Shaohong threw him on the co-pilot and laughed: "Of course, the girl who can't finish soaking!" ”
Oolong was not angry at all when Huang Shaohong pinched his neck, and his eyes were all laughing when he heard this: "Really? ”
"Really!"
One man and one pig laughed at the same time.
On the Gobi Desert, the hovering sports car came from a distance and quickly went away, leaving only one person and one pig in the car with hearty laughter mixed with obsceneness!
When it was noon, the two simply ate something, Huang Shaohong let Oolong drive, and he himself sat in the co-pilot smoking a cigar.
The sun on the Gobi Desert is as poisonous as it is to others, and if you don't take good defensive measures, you can get rid of a layer of skin in a while.
But for Huang Shaohong, such sunshine is warm and comfortable, and he also feels a little sleepy under this warm sunshine.
Telling the sweaty Oolong to drive well, he himself put the back of the seat down a little and began to take a nap.
In the distance, a handsome young man with a rag wrapped around his waist, and a cat star man who was also wrapped in rags, walked barefoot and struggled in the scorching sun.
The cat star man asked a little reluctantly: "Leping, do we really want to get out of the Gobi?" Isn't your dream to be a robber? Are you going to give up? ”
Leping wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and said angrily: "Then what do you want, our underwear was snatched away, and we stayed in the Gobi Desert to eat lizards to live?" ”
After he finished speaking, he suddenly sighed: "Poole, that kid before is a lesson, my strength is lower than him, not only can't rob him, but also be humiliated by him!" ”
"I have already thought about it, in order to become a more powerful bandit, in order to have the strength to keep my bottoms, I decided to go outside to pursue a more powerful martial arts, to make myself fuller, and more suitable for the promising profession of bandits!"
Poole sighed and asked helplessly, "Then where are we going?" ”
Leping laughed: "Don't worry about Poole, I've already thought about it, I heard that Teacher Wutian lives on Guixian Island, I plan to go to the sea to find Guixian Island, worship under Teacher Wutian, and after I finish my studies, I will rob the bad old man, the number one master in the world must have a lot of wealth!" ”
Poole's eyes lit up: "This is really a good idea, Leping, you are really a robber with both brains and ambitions, when you learn to be the first in the world, you must take revenge on that kid, and the pig of Oolong!" ”
Leping nodded heavily: "Yes, revenge!" ”
'Bang, bang' A man and a cat flew up more than ten meters high and fell into the distance.
A hovering roadster sped by, and in the blink of an eye, only a black dot remained.
With the vibration of the hovering car, Huang Shaohong woke up suddenly, and saw that the windshield was blocked by two rags.
He turned his head to see that although Oolong's hands were on the steering wheel, his eyes had been closed, and a snot bubble appeared in one nostril, which grew and decreased with his breathing.
The thing fell asleep while driving.
Huang Shaohong hurriedly reached out and threw away the rags, and after the rags were taken down, he found that there were two shallow dents on the front of the car.
Looking back, the Gobi is a desolate place, full of yellow sand and dust, and there is nothing but weathered rock and cactus.
"Hey!"
Huang Shaohong slapped him, Oolong shook his head violently and opened his eyes, and the snot bubbles were also sucked back: "Don't make trouble, what about driving, what should I do if I have a traffic accident?" ”
Huang Shaohong laughed angrily: "You fell asleep just now!" ”
"No.... Yes...... Possible! He yawned in the middle of the words.
Huang Shaohong didn't bother to talk to him in vain, and pointed to the dent on the front of the car: "Did you hit someone just now?" ”
Oolong also widened his eyes when he heard this, and then said nonchalantly: "Where is there someone here, maybe he hit some animal, right?" ”
"Is that so?"
Huang Shaohong also thinks it is possible, after all, this Gobi with sand pirates, basically no one dares to pass through here.
He simply put his mind at ease and drove the oolong to the co-pilot, he drove it himself, the pig can still fall asleep while driving, it is too dangerous, and it is more reassuring to drive it yourself.
Huang Shaohong and Oolong drove the hovering car in shifts, drove for seven days, and finally rushed from the Flaming Mountain to the 'Western Capital' of the Earth Alliance.
Huang Shaohong compared the geographical location of the Western Capital with the real world in his heart, and found that the Western Capital of this world is located in the real world where the American imperialists are.
According to the address left by Bulma, Huang Shaohong drove a hovercar directly to the outside of a mansion in the city center.
The semi-elliptical house has a strong architectural style like a sci-fi space station in outer space, covering an area the size of a stadium, and the frame is at least more than 20 meters high.
And that's just the main building, around this big house, there are several supporting houses, and all the buildings are in a huge courtyard.
Oolong looked stupid: "It's not a loss to be the mansion of the richest man in the world, and how much does it cost to have such a big place in the center of the Western Capital, where every inch of land is valuable!" ”
Huang Shaohong parked the car in front of the mansion, got out of the car and pressed the communicator on the courtyard door, and a gentle female voice came out in less than a second: "Who are you looking for?" ”
"You're Bulma's mother, hello Auntie, I'm Bulma's boyfriend....."
Huang Shaohong didn't hide it, since he came to visit, he directly reported the relationship between the two.
He was ready to be sprayed by his mother, and he heard the gentle female voice say, "I'm the house robot of the Brive family." Miss Bulma hasn't come back from school yet! ”
"Call the robot Auntie......" Oolong covered his mouth and laughed on the side.
Huang Shaohong slapped the pig's head and printed a red and swollen palm print with five fingers, and the oolong was directly honest.
At this time, a flying motorcycle came quickly from a distance, and after flying close to the front, a drifting flick of the tail landed in front of Bulma's house.
The rider on the motorcycle was Bulma, who was wearing sunglasses and carrying a school bag.
Seeing that there were other people in front of his house, Bulma took off his goggles and took a closer look, and suddenly his eyes lit up and jumped off the motorcycle with a 'ah' sound, and flew into Huang Shaohong's arms:
"You're back!"
Huang Shaohong hugged Bulma and turned around several times before putting her down, and then the two hugged and kissed each other at the door of Bulma's house.
At this moment, another woman's voice came from the communicator in front of the door: "Bulma, I'm my mother, don't make love at the door, I heard that your boyfriend has come to the door, bring it in and let me see it!" ”
Bulma suddenly let go of Huang Shaohong, twisted it, and said against his will: "What kind of boyfriend, people haven't promised him yet!" ”
Although he didn't admit it in front of his mother, Bulma still pulled Huang Shaohong to his house.
opened the courtyard door with the fingerprint lock, walked into the courtyard with Huang Shaohong and Oolong, walked through the garden-like courtyard, and walked into the semi-oval house.
As soon as he entered the door, a family robot greeted him at this time, took Bulma's schoolbag and glasses, and said hello at the same time: "Miss came back so early!" ”
Bulma took Huang Shaohong's hand and said casually: "I'll skip school if there's nothing to do!" ”
When Huang Shaohong heard this, he couldn't help but smile and scratched her Qiong's nose: "Skipping school and saying it so justifiably!" ”
Bulma snorted and said with a coquettish smile: "If I don't skip school, I won't be able to see you for the first time, so the two of us have a good heart, this is fate!" ”
Waiting for the family robot to walk away, Huang Shaohong and Oolong began to look at the hall on the first floor of Bulma's house, which is arranged like a zoo, with rockeries, ponds, all kinds of trees and flowers, as well as cats, dogs and small dinosaurs running freely.
Bulma explains: "No way, my dad is very fond of small animals, so he picked up all the stray cats, dogs and dinosaurs in the neighborhood!" ”
As he was saying this, he saw a middle-aged white man with eyes on his back, carrying a shotgun behind his back, riding an electric car from a distance at a speed, and when he got closer, he got out of the car and took the shotgun from behind and held it in his hand.
Then under the incredulous gaze of several people, he condescendingly put the muzzle of the gun on Oolong's forehead: "You pig still want to soak my daughter?" Say, have you kissed her? ”
Bulma's face instantly turned purple: "Dad, what are you doing, how can I take a fancy to a pig!" ”
Oolong has a black line, have you considered the feelings of pigs?
Huang Shaohong has long heard that foreigners' fathers-in-law will use shotguns to greet their sons-in-law to come to the door, won't this Bulma's father do the same?
He coughed lightly, stepped forward and said:
"What kind of uncle, I'm Bulma's boyfriend, and I can tell you responsibly that we've KS, and it's a ruthless KS, a regular KS!"
"It turned out to be you, she's only sixteen years old, you ..... animal"
Bulma's father, Mr. Brive, instantly turned his gun to Huang Shaohong.
Huang Shaohong stretched out two fingers and gently broke the double-barreled shotgun into ninety degrees, making the muzzle face upward.
Mr. Brive's anger disappeared in an instant:
"Place...... Object, will it be too early, you young people play together, you must pay attention to safety, science has proved that the best age for women to give birth is 23 to 30 years old, you pay attention, don't make a human life...... By the way, you wouldn't just beat up your girlfriend's family, would you? ”
"Dad, what are you talking about......" Bulma felt that she didn't have the face to see Huang Shaohong, and now if there was a crack in the ground, she could get into it.
The awkwardness of the first sight is completely dissolved with the appearance of the gentle, thoughtful, and beautiful Mrs. Brive, who is also known as Bulma's mother.
Huang Shaohong was invited by Mrs. Brive to sit in the living room on the second floor, and Mr. Brive's 'curved' shotgun was also confiscated and handed over to the family robot for disposal.
Everyone sat on the couch on the second floor, and Mrs. Brive had the robot cut the fruit, bring the drink, and then sat down next to her husband.
Huang Shaohong felt a little furious in his heart, looking at this posture, it was going to be tried.
At this time, Mr. Brive suddenly asked a question in a huff:
"Do you like the critters downstairs? It's the puppies, the kittens, the little dinosaurs, ......"
Huang Shaohong, who had no preparation, subconsciously said: "Dog meat is okay, cats and dinosaurs haven't eaten it, wait for the opportunity to ......"
As soon as he said that, he knew that something was wrong, and sure enough, the living room fell into an eerie silence as he spoke......