Fanwai Theater - Bald Black Bear Becomes a Buddha Online (2)
In other words, this forest looks quite big, but it actually walks...... It seems to be bigger than it looks.
The black bear touched his sweat: "Oh, my mother sells batches, what time will this go......"
Just as the black bear was complaining, a man with the appearance of a Taoist descended from the sky. This person is wearing a Taoist robe, with long hair fluttering, and his feet are flying swords, and he is full of fairy energy.
However, the color of this fairy qi doesn't seem to be authentic, it's a bit ...... Blackening.
"Hey! Brothers! Edgeworth: No? To the top of the mountain a hundred! ”
The Taoist turned his head, his fluffy hair rose slightly, and the egg yolk robe flew in the wind, and the fly in the ointment was that his face was slightly haggard from the exhaust of the flying sword.
"......" The black bear watched his mouth move, but he didn't know how to complain for a while, and finally only held back one sentence: "Cheaper, eighty." ”
"Eighty is eighty, you come up."
"Say it again." Black Bear said.
"Huh? Come up. The Taoist touched his head.
"It's the previous sentence."
"Oh, eighty is eighty."
"Fifty!"
"......" Dao Chang looked confused, no, this operation was a bit of a commotion, and he was stunned for a while.
"It can't be lower, it's just this price, fifty to the top of the mountain, and I don't care if I bargain again."
"Okay, okay, that's it." The black bear pouted, thinking that he could prostitute it for nothing. But it's okay, it's not expensive.
The black bear sat up on his buttocks, almost squeezing down to the human chief.
"Dao Chief, your sword is too narrow, I have to half-stretch my tongue to expose the outside, and I don't feel safe......"
“…… Or are you lying on your stomach? The Taoist raised his eyebrows.
"It's okay to lie on your stomach, but what can you do, Daoist? That's just enough for me. ”
"It's okay, you don't have to worry about me, I have my own plan."
As he spoke, he jumped off his sword.
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Ten minutes later.
"Dao Chief, I'm not lying on my stomach anymore, you stepped on me like this, I always felt a kind of pleasure of being trampled on...... No, the shame of being trampled on. ”
"Oh, isn't it very good, we also have a starting price, and if you stop, it's another money......"
"Please step on me."
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Another ten minutes later.
"Oh, it's time to get to the place, remember to give it a five-star praise!"
"Alas, don't worry." The black bear took out his phone. Hehe, it's also a five-star review, see me give you a five-star installment......
There aren't many Dao elders in these years, and I finally met one, and it's like a black magic fairy...... The black bear complained, and was about to enter the temple, but the Taoist turned back again.
"In addition, tell the abbot that Master Jing'an and I are waiting for him on the next mountain, and the little girl who came back can be energetic!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Seeing the Dao Leader flying away with black smoke, the corners of the black bear's mouth twitched.
Turning to look at the temple. This is a dilapidated monk's temple. The plaque with the ash net is written with three gilded characters "Meiqian Temple".
What a little boyish name.
The gaze then shifted downward, spreading from the plaque to all directions.
The red walls and green tiles have been damaged, and thick dead wood and fallen leaves are piled up in front of the door. There wasn't even a monk sweeping in front of the door.
As you can see, it's really dilapidated. And judging from the footprints on the ground, there must not have been too many people during this time.
The black bear walked in with his hands behind his back, looking left and right as he walked, not to mention, broken or broken, this place is quite big, but there is no one.
Walking along the road, after several rooms, there was still not a single monk found. The black bear walked around the temple for a long time before finding the drunken abbot next to a dry lotus pond.
"Hey, it's delicious, it's big, it's soft......"
, what does this monk say?
The black bear lifted him up from the ground and patted him in the face: "Alas! No, dude! Wake up! ”
"Don't stop me! I, I'm going to drink! I want to eat meat, I want a little girl, hehe......"
Is this really a monk? Why does it feel better than what he eats......
"Huh? You, you don't seem to be human......" The monk took a closer look at him, and then with the smell of wine, a spirit jumped up and almost didn't plant it in the lotus pond.
"Phew! I can tell at a glance that you're not human! ”
"Great, mighty dragon!"
"My mother, don't say it, abbot, you know that your face has fallen into your crotch?"