149, farce
is different from the original plot that Lu Mang knew, the hole cards on the side of Konoha Village were exhausted, Maitkai, Kakashi Hachiki, Sarutobi Asma, Sunset Red, Mitarai Red Bean, Moonlight Blast, Hinata Hizo, Yamanaka Haiichi, Akido Dingza, Nara Shikaku, Shiranui Genma, Namizu Similar, Morino Ibiki, Yamashiro Aoba, and even a special shinobi like Ebisu who lacked strength also appeared.
At this time, except for Jiraiya, Tsunade, Shimura Danzo, and Koharu, basically all the most powerful people in the entire Konoha Village appeared.
The only exception, the surprise that Lu Mang didn't expect at all, was that the three generations of Hokage Ape Flying Sun Slash didn't appear here.
In the original plot, except for the three generations of Hokage Ape Flying Sun Slash, the entire Konoha Ninja Village died of Moonlight Blizzle, and even Ebisu was unharmed.
At that time, Lu Mang had a feeling that the big snake pill who was killing people like hemp, and the Konoha collapse plan that he had worked so hard to come up with, even killed the wind shadow, and in the end he just wanted to show off in front of the teacher of the three generations of Hokage.
If it weren't for the three generations of Hokage who were bent on sealing Orochimaru, even the three generations of Hokage might not have died in the end.
It's just a hapless moonlight blast that will die.
In Lu Mang's feeling, the so-called Konoha collapse plan is simply a farce.
But now it's different, in the central tower in the middle of the Death Forest, almost all members of the Konoha Ninja Village are on the field, and it seems that the purpose is to kill Orochimaru.
With these two big characters on his face, he must be disfigured, Lu Mang is now sad more than dead, he only feels that his life is gloomy, and his future is very confused.
"My son, his face is ......" Uzumaki Kushina's expression was first distressed, and then he shook his head and sighed: "Alas, my son's face has become a little more handsome, what should I do if those little girls see it?" ”
Lu Mang's feet were weak, and the whole person was almost shaken by the whirlpool Jiu Xinnai and fell into the sink.
It turned out that my mother didn't see the words on my face, but joked as usual.
Well, according to this point of view, these two words must not be seen by others, otherwise my mother would have been scared and fainted by now, where would she still be in the mood to tease him.
Breathing a sigh of relief, he turned around and looked at Uzumaki Kushina sadly, "Mom, you almost scared me to death just now, you know?" ”
"Come on, I know that you stinky and love to look in the mirror." Uzumaki Jiu Sinai smiled, put his arm around Lu Mang's shoulders and walked out of the bathroom, "But you can't take it all the time, look at the watch yourself, it's almost 8 o'clock, hurry up, you have to go back to the store to feed the dog after the old lady feeds it!" ”
Lu Mang raised his hand to cover his forehead, and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, are you such a mother, comparing your son with the dog in your store?" ”
"Hush." Uzumaki Jiu Sinai left Lu Mang and walked towards the kitchen by himself, "The old lady has been feeding the dog for a lot longer than feeding you. ”
"I ......"
Lu Mang was speechless, shook his head helplessly, and sat silently at the dining table.
Theoretically, Uzumaki Jiu Sinai is right to say this, because she has indeed opened a pet shop longer than Lu Mang's age, but the words come out of her mouth, how awkward it sounds.
After tasting a mouthful of vinegared shredded potatoes with a faint smell of dog food, Lu Mang put down his chopsticks, rubbed his chin with some fluffy whiskers with his hand, and began to think about the two golden block letters on his face again.
What do the words "hanging" mean, when did they appear, and why did they appear on my face?
……
After a long while, Uzumaki Kushina came out of the kitchen with two bowls of barley porridge, her eyes red, as if she had just been smoked.
"Mom, if you look at my face carefully, is it any different from before?"
Lu Mang pointed to the two big characters on his face and asked Uzumaki Jiu Sinai, wanting to confirm whether the words on his face were really invisible to others.
Uzumaki Jiu Sinai glanced up at Lu Mang, and replied nonchalantly: "Yes, there are two more ......"
Lu Mang's heart tightened, and he hurriedly asked: "What are the two of you, are they two words?" ”
Could it be that my mother could see that she was just trying to comfort me? But it shouldn't be, this kind of word is made of gold, and it's not a good thing to appear on the face, even if it's comforting people, it's not this kind of comfort.
Uzumaki Jiu Sinai looked at Lu Mang strangely, and said inexplicably: "What two words, where are the words?" ”
Lu Mang breathed a sigh of relief and asked suspiciously, "Then what were you going to say just now?" ”
"What else can there be, two pimples."
I'll go, Lu Mang was speechless again.
Two acne is two acne, can we stop talking like this?
However, he also understands that he is not to blame his mother, mainly because he is too anxious and afraid that he will be regarded as a monster because of the extra words on his face.
It's good that others really can't see it, wait, what's that?
Lu Mang was stunned to watch a strange scene unfold in front of his eyes, sitting opposite him Vortex Jiu Sinai, I don't know when a bright yellow exclamation mark appeared above his head, and on her somewhat pale face, two upright yellow block letters were emerging little by little - washing dishes.
I, go, go, go!!
Lu Mang opened his mouth wide, and his whole person was almost completely collapsed by this strange scene.
Ni Mei, did I hallucinate my eyes from playing games all night last night, or did I see the hell with it?
Why do I have the word "hanging" on my face, and the word "washing dishes" on my mother's face, what the hell is this meowing?
In addition, the bright yellow exclamation mark on my mother's head, how does it feel a bit similar to the one on the head of the quest NPC in the game?
Lu Mang habitually reached out to press the exclamation mark on the top of Uzumaki Jiu Sinai's head, and then snapped it on the ground and was opened by Uzumaki Jiu Sinai.
"Son, why do you look at the old lady with such an expression, and the old lady has flowers on her face?"
"It's really long, but it's not flowers, you wait."
Lu Mang muttered in an inaudible voice, then stood up and rushed to his bedroom, took out the small round mirror that he usually used to squeeze pimples, returned to the dining room and handed it to Uzumaki Jiu Sinai.
"Mom, see for yourself, what's different on your face from usual?"
Uzumaki Kushina took the mirror and asked nervously, "What's wrong, what's wrong, is there more wrinkles on my face?" ”
Looking at it, Uzumaki Jiu Sinai didn't find anything different from usual, and threw the mirror back to Lu Mang, "It's nothing, son, why are you talking about it today, what happened?" ”
"Uh, I'm fine, well, I mean, Mom, you're radiant today, you're ten years younger!"
Lu Mang casually confused Uzumaki Jiu Sinai, while secretly pondering, it seems that whether it is the words on his face or his mother's face, as well as the exclamation mark on his mother's head, he can only see it.
But what do these words and exclamation marks mean?
Hanging may mean that he is a guy who often hangs, but what about washing dishes and exclamation marks, it is not that my mother wants to find someone to help wash the dishes, right?
Lu Mang half strangely and half jokingly focused his attention on the yellow exclamation mark on the head of Uzumaki Jiu Sinai, and then the strange scene played out for the second time.