After all, it was only a short week, and the black supercar of Black Widow Natasha had to once again come to the courtyard gate of a certain flower monk and Sun Monkey's house.

“……”

Looking at the two small oak trees with crooked necks that had become bare in the yards of the other side, and looking at the lush plants in the courtyards of other people in the communities on both sides, Natasha took a deep breath before taking off the sunglasses on the bridge of her nose, and with a dark face, she walked directly to the house of a guy who was waiting for her with a smile and a grin.

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"Natasha female benefactor, I heard the yellow oriole on the branch this morning, but I didn't expect to be visited by you in the afternoon, and it was really an honor to make the humble house bloom~!"

Although the other party didn't know why he had a stinky face, Tang Xiaoseng still welcomed the other party in with a hippie smile, and looked at the other party with a smile while gently closing the door.

"I said ......"

"Two, what the hell is going on outside, can't you be honest?!"

After coming in, Natasha didn't sit down, but directly hugged her arm, covering up the waves on her chest and blocking the lewd gaze of a certain two guys, before squinting slightly, looking at the two people in the living room of the house and questioning.

"Female benefactor, what does this mean?"

Tang Xiaoseng looked at his Uncle Monkey, and after finding that the other party was also confused, he asked rhetorically.

"You still have the face to ask?"

"Didn't the Bear Shield Bureau pay you a salary, why did you go to pull branches to make money? Do you know that you have been complained by people in your community again, they all said that your home's greening is very bad, and you have been maliciously destroying trees, which seriously affects their mood when they go out to work in the morning!! ”

Pointing to the two crooked-necked oak trees with only double-digit leaves and some young shoots left outside the window, Natasha covered her curly forehead with a little headache, she didn't know what to say about the two unchanging creatures in front of her.

"Amitabha! Good, good, good......"

Looking out the window and seeing the two bare trees, Tang Xiaoseng was stunned, then folded his hands and closed his eyes and recited a Buddha name aloud, and began to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

He said that that matter has nothing to do with him, because ah, the tree is indeed not his Tang Xiaoseng, he is innocent, if there is anything, just go to his Uncle Monkey, he really doesn't know very well...... Or, at best, a crime of unreporting?

“！！”

"Wu Na Bang Turtle Sun!"

"What did my grandson do to pull his own branches? Pulling his tree was complained, and my grandson knew that he was at a loss and admitted it, but now, my grandson is pulling his own tree, and they are still complaining, what kind of reason is it? ! ”

"My grandson's tree just likes to be so bald, and my grandson's master is also a thief bald, they love to look at it, don't look at it!!"

Hearing that the little lady in front of him, Pinatasha, was looking for trouble because of this kind of thing, a certain monkey Monkey King threw away the remote control, completely ignoring the appearance of the battery collapsing when he fell to the ground, and jumped up directly from the sofa, just shirtless, wearing a pair of beach pants and grinning blindly.

To be honest, if it weren't for the recent economic tensions, and the fact that the money issued by the Aegis Bureau was too small to cover their expenses, if it weren't for the fact that he was sometimes too lazy to go far away to pull branches, would he be guilty of pulling his own tree all the time?

"That's it!"

"Sun Dasheng, don't say it, I didn't come to you today for this matter, we will send someone to deal with the matter of trees, you just didn't say it!"

Seeing that the other party was going to continue scolding, Natasha hurriedly stretched out her hand and motioned for the other party to stop.

Because, she is indeed here today for something else, as for the two trees outside the door, she just looked at the eyesore and mentioned it by the way. Besides, the Bear Shield Bureau has already placed an order with the relevant departments, and there will be someone from the greening company who should replace it tomorrow at the latest, and when the time comes, the two of them will talk about it casually, and after they finish it, the Bear Shield Bureau will continue to send people to the race, anyway, it's not a big deal!

"Humph!!"

After a certain monkey snorted coldly, he quickly jumped back on his couch, and then with his ass cocked, he fell under the couch and found the two batteries that had just fallen apart after dropping the remote control.

"Oh?"

"Is Natasha's benefactor something else? Did you agree to the little monk's previous invitation, and are you going to take some time to have dinner with the little monk? ”

If that's the case, then he'll have to prepare it later, such as seeing if there's a suitable dress, and getting a hairstyle or something by the way.

“……”

However, Natasha, who just wanted to get down to business, opened her mouth, and finally had to give up helplessly, and instead glanced up and down with some kind of playful eyes at the flower monk who still wanted to invite her.

"Why does the female donor look at the little monk with such a gaze, is there something wrong with the little monk's face?"

Subconsciously touched his face, Tang Xiaoseng found that his face was still so handsome, and there was no dirt or lipstick or anything like that, so he asked puzzledly.

“……”

"We have statistics from the Bear Shield Bureau, in the more than ten days you have been on our earth, there have been no less than ten women you have hooked up with, right?"

"To be honest, you'd better die that heart as soon as possible, I don't like flower monks like you at all!"

In Natasha's opinion, this guy in front of her is just like the playboy Tony Stark before! However, Tony Stark is still selective, and after having Pepper Pozz, he has almost changed his ways, where is he like the one in front of him, relying on his strength to wanton nonsense?

"It seems to me that a guy like you is like a wolf who goes to find prey when he is hungry, turns around and walks away when he is full, and does not seriously consider the feelings of others, or does you not even really like it, and you don't know how to like someone at all?"

"Of course, you are the kind of amazing immortals, and we earthlings are just mortals, maybe you think what you are doing is right, and I don't have to say that it is all wrong?"

Of course, Natasha thinks that it is more likely that these so-called immortals have never cared about the thoughts of ordinary earth women like them? After all, she had seen a lot of powerful guys, as well as the so-called high-ranking 'gods' towards ordinary earthlings.

And

If it weren't for the needs of work, I'm afraid she Natasha wouldn't be happy to deal with this kind of flower monk, right?

"Amitabha, good~!"

"Female donor, you are not a little monk, how do you know that I don't have a little monk?"

Tang Xiaoseng asked rhetorically, as the so-called, Zifei fish knows the joy of fish? You must know that his Tang Xiaoseng's thoughts, but his wife can't guess it, the woman in front of him just saw him twice, and then judged him with some investigation, which is too arbitrary.

At the very least, you should have interacted with him and had an in-depth exchange before making conclusions, right?

"No!"

"Sorry! I would never believe that a flower monk would have it! ”

Natasha shook her head firmly, the heart of their agents is extremely resolute, some people and things, once they have their own judgment and leave a certain good or bad impression in their hearts, it is difficult to change again.

"I would have been to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch ......"

"That's it, Amitabha!"

"Female benefactor, since you think so, then let it be as you want...... Little monk, I went upstairs to recite the scriptures first, and I haven't done today's morning class, so I have to make up for it now. Although the little monk has become a Buddha, no one dares to blame him for reciting it or not, but to be a monk for a day is always to recite a sutra. ”

After staring at each other's firm eyes for a long time, Tang Xiaoseng thought about it, so he had to smile and shake his head, and without much explanation, he turned around and left after announcing the Buddha's name so lonely.

"Wait!"

"I still have something to say!!"

Seeing that the other party was leaving, seeing the back of the other party who couldn't tell what it felt, it was Natasha's turn to be stunned, but she quickly reacted and planned to call the other party out.

This is just like she said, she came here today, but she really has something to ask the two immortals in front of her who know how to eat, drink and have fun, and she can't let the other party go like this.

"Needless to say, the little monk of the female benefactor already knows that since it is Aunt Anne's business, it is my business, and tomorrow, I will deal with Uncle Monkey."

"Amitabha!"

After saying that, a handsome young monk quickly disappeared at the staircase of the living room, apparently having gone upstairs.

“……”

"Did I say something wrong just now?!"

frowned, although she was a little unhappy that the other party used that mysterious mind-reading technique or other spells on herself, but, after hesitating for a while, Natasha still turned her head and asked a certain Sun Dasheng who was actually watching the Journey to the West series and judging a few times from time to time.

“……”

After a pause, a certain monkey who didn't really want to talk finally pressed the pause button on the remote control after thinking about it.

"Natasha's Female Donor......"

"Why don't you want to think about it, if not, you think so many female goblins and women will fall in love with him, and he can hook up with so many 'goblins' so easily!?"

Sun Wukong sneered and looked at the black widow Natasha, and soon listened carefully to the movement upstairs at the same time, and then continued in a suppressed voice:

"My grandson told you, what I don't understand is actually you, a mortal who is angry! He wanted to cross you, but you missed ......"

"Forget it, it's useless to tell you, my grandson still watches my grandson's TV series!"

A certain monkey stood up, but soon he sat back down, and lifted the remote control to press the play button.

“！！”

"He even has a story? Can you tell me about it? ”

For gossip, especially the gossip of the gods, and she is still a person who has misjudged herself, Natasha is still a little interested in it after all.

“……”

After hesitating for a moment, Sun Wukong's finger that was going to press the play button still couldn't be pressed after all, because that Natasha had already sat next to him and stared at him with the kind of eyes that made him feel bored, making him uncomfortable.

"Alright! My grandson told you, but you must not spread it!! ”

After giving the other a command, a monkey began to sigh and remember.

"Before, many years ago, of course, what my grandson said is not this world, it is another world, before we go to learn the scriptures!"

"At that time, he had a childhood sweetheart named Bilian ......"

"They grew up together, he is a year older than Bilian, plus he has been sensible since he was a child, and he always protects and takes care of that girl......"

"Slowly, the two grew up, and they really admired each other!"

"It's just that the two are destined to be inseparable after all...... There are some things that are destined and cannot be changed! He is destined to learn scriptures and become a Buddha, and she is also destined to be only a mortal in this life, and she can only marry someone else! In the case that there is no hope of cultivating immortals, there is no one to get rid of the mortal dust, no one can help him, and even the Buddha Lord does not cross her, how do you stay? ”

At this, a certain monkey sighed and shook his head.

Back then, if the little girl hadn't left us soon, maybe that little guy would have been able to help the little monk, right? However, where are there so many ifs in the world?

So in the end, the little monk had to go with the three brothers to get the Western Scriptures, and that Bilian finally had to marry the son of Xu Xian's snake guy according to the destiny of the 'parents' and the words of the matchmaker! Every time he thinks of this, he Sun Dasheng himself is very angry!

“……”

"Fake, right? If you like it, go find her! ”

Frowning, obviously, Natasha with other cultures couldn't understand that kind of bloody thing.

"Hey! Look for? How do you know if you didn't look for it? ”

"But when I come back, more than ten years have passed, Bilian has already become a wife, and the children can play soy sauce! When our master and apprentice went to the west to see Rulai and come back, more than ten years have passed, and the grass on her grave is almost three feet high! ”

Speaking of this, Sun Dasheng couldn't help but sigh a little.

"Reincarnation is short, and after turning into a handful of loess, even if we see each other again, we are already strangers......"

"Xianfan is different, she is no longer his, he is no longer the him he was back then, the two hearts can't come together again after all, there is no more her under Bodhi, and the constant can only be worried, emotional things can't be forced, can't go back, how to find it?"

"Huh! I can't find it even if I look for it......"

"Can't find ......"

As he spoke, the monkey shook his head again and sighed.

He was suddenly a little touched now, and finally understood what a little girl had said...... Now that I think about it, as the saying goes, weakness is the original sin, if you are not strong enough, then everything in the world is ultimately decided by others, and you can only be reduced to the fate of a pawn after all.

Because, he suddenly remembered the happy Pansi Great Immortal......

Originally, he was also destined to have a fateful marriage, which was destined and 'arranged' by God, but in the end, she was forcibly changed by a little girl...... That's the benefit of power, if you are strong, you can really do whatever you want, and even the thieves and the gods and Buddhas in the sky don't dare to disobey that little girl's will! It's just that after understanding the cause and effect, he doesn't know whether to thank the other party for saving him by mistake, or to hate the other party for ruining his 'good deeds'?

Perhaps, thanks a little more, right?

Anyway, at least he still has his crystal, at least he doesn't have to feel the pain and remorse that others have woven for him in advance, that is enough.

“……”

Natasha blinked, she thought, why did she get more confused the more she listened?

"Hey! My grandson advises you not to think about it, you mortals will not understand. ”

"Hurry up, leave your things and leave quickly, since the little girl confessed, my old grandson and apprentice will definitely not dare to slack off, you better not disturb my old grandson watching TV!"

What should be said was said, and what should not be said was said, and a certain monkey began to press the remote control button while starting to impatiently chase people.

“……”

Standing up silently, Natasha, who still didn't quite understand the strange thinking of these so-called immortals, thought about it, and looked in the direction of the staircase again, then silently put the two rune stones she had been entrusted to bring on the table, and then turned around and twisted the sexy waist and ass under the tights and left.

Long......

"Little monk! Uncle Monkey, I can only help you get here, remember what you said, you are responsible for cooking this month! ”

After confirming that the black supercar outside had already driven away, a certain monkey suddenly yelled at a certain Tang monk upstairs who had stopped chanting.

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"Uncle Monkey rest assured, the little monk can save it!"

......

At the same time......

In the old battlecruiser HMS Hyperion, in the chaotic storm of the plane-plane and plane nexus, in what is now known as the Storm Academy, a lewd yodeler is tied to a pillar of steel, no matter how hard it tries, but it can't break free.

A certain little girl, Annie, the commander Jim Reynolds, and a certain pair of dog men and women, were now eyeing the sidelines, intending to make a final persuasion to surrender.

"Tell me about yourself!"

"My name is Jim Reynolds, and I'm the commander of the Hyperion, and the one who caught you here is Anne Hassta, the commander of all of us, you can teach her the queen or the head of state, she has many titles, I won't talk about it! As for the two here, they're Paladin Renaud Mograini and Holy Light Priest Sally Whitemane, you've seen them. ”

"We are now engaged in a great cause, fighting for the preservation of peace in the world!"

"Your name is Teemo, and you're a yodeler scout captain from Bandle City, am I right? You are very strong, how are you, are you interested in joining our team and contributing to the peace of the world? ”

Click!!

When Jim Renault smiled and stretched out his hand, intending to untie the energy rope for the other party to show his sincerity, the other party suddenly stuck out his head and bit him fiercely?

But fortunately, he reacted quickly and narrowly retracted his hand, so that he was not bitten by the other party.

“……”

"Doesn't it seem like it's going to join us and send it back to the world of Runeterra?"

After glancing at his sister Sally Whitemayne, Renaud Mograini smiled at their little master.

Obviously, he can see that not everyone will give their cute lord face, especially the yodeler Timo in front of him who was caught by the Bear Shield Bureau several times, and finally was caught by them by teaming up to bully the weak?

“……”

（ಠ╭╮ಠ）

"Say it! Yodelers, do you want to live or die?! ”

↜(ψ*｀ー´)o☄

Little Annie, who didn't have time to slowly persuade the other party and didn't plan to let the other party go, suddenly walked in front of the other party, and stretched out her hand, grabbed a ball of fireball and put it in front of the other party.

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