Chapter 619: Do a good deed every day, be autistic
A burst of spatial fluctuations spread, and there was a violent sound in the small space, and with a muffled grunt of pain, it quickly calmed down.
A few more minutes passed, and the black mist rose and rolled in the narrowness. The recast Bai Lang opened his eyes, his tattered clothes still soaked in his own blood.
He kicked open the barricade door of the unfamiliar toilet and walked out with a bloody atmosphere. He took a big breath, then looked confused.
"Huh......? Odd. β
He looked left and right and saw that the 'amusement park' had its exit in a bathroom. However, the layout here is strange, and there are no familiar urinals in sight.
Just when he was puzzled, sharp high heels came from far and near, and a blonde OL covered his lower abdomen, looked anxious, and trotted in.
The next second, she was stunned, and her eyes widened in horror. I saw a two-meter-tall extremely burly and strong maniac, whose body was dripping blood to the ground, and who exuded an extremely evil and terrifying aura around him.
As he stared at her coldly, the demon smiled with a malicious and threatening smile on his chosen lucky target.
Even before he could scream, the blonde OL couldn't withstand the 'will identification' that Lang inadvertently emanated, and rolled his eyes in extreme fright, and he fainted and fell backwards.
"Uh......"
I was just about to smile politely and ask the female benefactor, 'Dare to ask where this place is?' Bai Lang's expression was slightly stagnant, embarrassed in place. Then he sniffed his nose and noticed that there was a cloud of water spreading under the other person's body.
The woman is very beautiful, young, and in good shape, which reminds Lang of Megan, the little secretary that the late big boss [Anubis] once arranged for him. However, his face was haggard and tired, and Bai Lang couldn't help but sigh:
"From a professional medical point of view, sister, you've been a little hot lately! With my years of rich clinical experience in dissecting male submerged demons, I can be sure that you are suffering from 'ischemic endocrine hormone disorder' caused by staying up late for a long time + excessive stress, and you need blood therapy. β
With the fashion refreshed again, the rejuvenated Bai Lang turned off the [Wicked Charm] and returned to 'sunny, cheerful, and handsome'. He did not leave irresponsibly, but dragged the girl who had subconsciously finished draining the water to a clean bathroom.
Then take out a wrench and a screwdriver from your jacket pocket...... One by one on the ground, he rode on the lower abdomen of the young blonde soft girl, and methodically took out a pair of rubber gloves, put them on slowly, stretched and loosened the edge of the rubber, and hit the wrist with a 'snap'.
And then......
He turned his back to the monitor installed on the wall, raised the wrench high and fell down heavily, waving it several times in a row, helping the other party to fall asleep under deep anesthesia, relaxing pressure + horse killing chicken + bone, soothing tense nerves. The brows that had been tightly knit began to relax and become better-looking.
Putting down the wrench, he took out a sharp screwdriver again, raised his head and compared it to the light, the cold light flickered, and then stabbed into several key points of the opponent as fast as thunder, and the blood flashed, bloodletting + detoxification + beauty, showing the 'blood therapy thaumaturgy' that ordinary people could not understand.
After completing this step, he prepared a 'Blood Essence' on the spot, inserted it into the girl's exaggerated pectoralis major muscle, pierced the heart through layers of fat, and replenished his vitality.
In the end, Bai Lang unbuttoned his shirt, took out a big and thick nail gun from his arms, and rode it on the girl, bang! Pull the trigger continuously, and recuperate with acupuncture. Use the mysterious medicine from the East to regulate the endocrine balance.
After a 'blood therapy and health care', Bai Lang, who had done a good deed every day, got up satisfied, came to the pool, smiled and used his fingers stained with waste blood to draw a blood-colored thread symbol on the glass that symbolized the 'Jidu-Blood Snail', which also represented the badge of the 'Healing Church'.
Remove the rubber gloves and throw them into the garbage basket, and tidy up the messy clothes in front of the mirror. Only then did he step out of the women's toilet in a dashing manner, leaving like the wind, hiding his merit and fame.
Soon, when Lang left the office building, the monitoring room realized that something was wrong.
Women in the washroom are seen lying in pools of blood. Because the surveillance screen has no color and poor resolution, it is impossible to see that the 'victim' face is ruddy and serene, so he presses the alarm button indiscriminately.
"Healing the church saves lives and helps the wounded, and the unity of knowledge and action starts from little by little. I have learned in vain and put it into practice, and I do a good deed every day without asking for anything in return, and this kind of good deed for the benefit of the society will sooner or later be able to spread the name of 'Divine Religion' and spread faith to the heavens and all worlds! NiceοΌ β
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Taking a taxi back to the Witch Bar, Bai Lang met Beatis who had returned early, looking happy, and was humming a little song to mix drinks for herself at the bar.
When the other party saw him, his eyes lit up and he waved his arm to wave to him. Then he quickly mixed a glass of wine with him and said, "Did you succeed over there?" This cup please. β
Bai Lang nodded and asked rhetorically, "What about you?" β
"Of course, thank you this time, I got half of the evil spirit real body. The two offerings of this lower spirit have fallen into our hands, and there is no chance of turning the tables, so we must hurry up and swallow its 'Demon Domain'. The witch said with great interest.
Bai Lang didn't feel much about this, just nodded and coped with the past.
Originally, the contractor hunted a low-level evil spirit, and he could get huge benefits from it, which was very worth looking forward to. But Bai Lang's energy now is all focused on how to gather the five exclusive evil spirits, so that the five ability columns can be qualitatively transformed.
Correspondingly, carving up the inheritance of an 'evil spirit' is not so fragrant, and he has greater ambitions worth working on. I don't know if little Fufu came back with the 'offerings' of the Red Warriors?
Seeing that his thoughts were wandering and inattentive, the witch did not say anything more, but asked, "You seem to be interested in the 'offerings' of evil spirits?" Do you want that knife? β
Thinking of the Red Warrior's other 'offering', Bai Lang was about to shake his head. He chose the [Red Warrior] as his prey, just to take a fancy to the opponent's [Killing] priesthood.
The 'Offering-Mask' is the origin of the birth of the Red Samurai, and as for the 'Katana', it is just that it was taken by killing other evil spirits after matching its rules.
[Qi and Blood] has a more suitable [Mask] custom evil spirit, and [Katana] is useless. But on second thought, don't you want to pick up the cheap for nothing?
So he nodded in agreement: "I want it, what do you want?" β
"Where do I have a request, this time, thanks to you, I found a high-quality Ding furnace for my 'evil spirit'. Of course, it's for free. β
"Then you're welcome."
After raising his glass and drinking, Bai Lang said goodbye to the witch and returned directly to his residence, without seeing Sharf.
The little guy hasn't returned yet, but the [Master of Secret Treasures] profession has sensed the traces of the two treasures, which are far away from each other, which makes Lang confused.
"What is Silly Fu doing?"
Around the end of the evening, there was a knock on the door.
The Demon God Pillar appears outside the door, but Must Die is still far away. Could it be that Nichimaru defected? No, the 14th generation was obviously killed on the spot, could it be that a new 14th generation was born and defected? Sure enough, it's a white-eyed wolf that can't be raised.
Bai Lang opened the door and saw the dwarf Fu who was struggling to carry the 2.5-ton cross, and threw the totem down with a look of grievance, 'Bang Dong! There was a violent tremor in the hallway. Then he flew in and grabbed his legs, grieving sadly.
"Don't cry, don't cry, what's wrong? Could it be that the Red Samurai escaped? β
Bai Lang asked in disbelief, he really couldn't imagine that the evil spirit that was beaten into hemiplegia by him could still escape from the hands of Silly Erfu and make the little guy angry like this?
Sharf snorted, and Pear Blossom shook her head with rain: "No! As he spoke, he took out a slightly cracked 'Shura Mask' from the storage space and handed it to him, which was the offering of the Red Warrior.
Bai Lang was even more puzzled: "Then why are you crying?" Who bullied you? Daddy avenges you! β
"Evil spirits!"
Salph said, 'Wow! He cried out. Pointing to his white and tender little face, he said aggrievedly: "It hit me!" β
Bai Lang picked up the little cutie, touched and rubbed it, it was smooth and soft, and he couldn't help but take a sip, and said confusedly: "I can't see it." β
Hearing this, the stupid Fufu came out of it, and with a 'wow' sound, she hugged Bai Lang and cried even worse. Silly Fu was aggrieved in her heart, not that she didn't say it, but she couldn't say it. The thought of not being able to say it makes me cry even more sadly.
She is an android template, and her soul core is the 'Philosopher's Stone', so she has an invincible ability to heal and regenerate.
Not to mention being beaten, even if you eat indiscriminately and poison yourself, you can get up and continue to eat like no one. After all, the poison I chose was highly poisonous, even if I foamed at the mouth, I had to kneel and insist on eating it.
Because of this excellent self-healing ability, he was beaten but couldn't keep the slightest evidence. When she saw Bai Lang's incomprehensible eyes, she instantly felt bitter and aggrieved. It's not the pain of being beaten outside, but Bai Lang's incomprehension, as if he lied.
Fufu was bitter in her heart,?? I can't tell!
"Wow!"
The more I think about it, the more sad the silly Fufu becomes, and the more fierce she cries. If the pain of being beaten is only 0.1, then her sorrow at the moment is 100 spicy!
She hugged Bai Lang tightly, smeared her snot evenly, and cried: "No lie! ...... "Boom."
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In the end, the stupid Fufu, who had an upper IQ, stuck her tail into the back of Bai Lang's head, and only then did she clarify the cause and effect.
After Erfu successfully subdued the 'Red Warrior' with the use of the 'Demon God Pillar', he did not go home obediently, but instead targeted the wandering spirit who secretly picked up the [Must Die] with great ambition.
Sharf, who has a wide range of wisdom and improved IQ, has an idea, and has the heart to prove to Bai Lang that he is already a mature silly second husband, and can learn to make money to support his family, and is no longer the 'corpse picker' who can only assist, but a 'battle fu' who can take the initiative to hunt evil spirits and solve problems for his father!
The idea is good.
So she took five half-crippled Four Heavenly Kings, under the protection of the [Nameless God] and the [Inspiration King], and followed the evil spirit all the way, wanting to eat black and eat black.
But the reality is harsh.
In the end, an accident happened, and although the wanderer was not strong, he formed an alliance with other wanderers to besiege Salph, who had broken into the opponent's territory. Faced with the attack of several wandering spirits, as well as the siege of a large number of believers. Silly Fufu finally realized that every one of her ability bars could play.
It's either 'medical' or 'spice', or 'squatting with your head in your hands'...... The only Four Heavenly Kings with some combat power are collectively blind in the right eye in the amusement park and lack attack power. Although the left eye was well preserved, it could only be beaten continuously, and then the other gods were resurrected and continued to be besieged.
As for [Inspiration-Wang Dagon], its priesthood [Seafood, Deep Sea, Evolution] is all focused on the 'Deep Diver's Life Transformation', and there is no white wave to release the rabbit, and 'Wang Dagon' is sad that he has no skills. There is a kind of battle in the sea!
In the end, the evolution of the 'Battle Fu' failed, and after being beaten, it degenerated into a 'Hug Tou Fu'. Relying on the invincible 'squatting defense' to deter the enemy, the little arrow was even more furious, extracting the power of the [Nameless God] and poking a bunch of holes in those wandering spirits.
Silly Fufu finally cried and waved the cross in a circle, forcing the enemy back, and retreating under the protection of the two evil spirits.
On the way home, her minor injuries healed quickly, but the psychological damage became worse the more she recalled. Self-confidence has been hit and has degenerated into 'autism'.
"Well, don't cry, you weren't originally produced as a 'battle demon', your strength is support! Medical, cooking, music, and picking up corpses are your forte, don't dwell on fighting, be ladylike! Be elegant! β
Silly Fufu herself was not hurt, but the experience of being beaten after a sneak attack did not result in a sneak attack caused tons of blows to her self-confidence, and she was extremely aggrieved.
After Bai Lang's comfort and explanation, she quickly became satisfied and happy. Wiping away tears, he sobbed and said, "Revenge!" β
"Good! Just a wandering spirit, all killed! β