Chapter 60: Zangma Mountain has not been peaceful lately
Luo Bin opened an Internet café in the town, not far from Lianzhong, and there are often junior high school students who do not study well to skip class to surf the Internet.
Minors are not allowed to enter the Internet café, so Luo Bin hung a warning sign at the door. When a student wearing a uniform came in, he had to ask, how old was he?
Fourteen.
Get lost!
The next student answers, eighteen.
Luo Bin nodded, what about the ID card?
When the ID card was handed over, Luo Bin was furious, isn't this fourteen?
The next student replied, forgetting to bring it.
Luo Bin nodded, well, remember to bring it next time......
The room was full of school uniforms.
Of course, there are also adults, mostly Luo Bin's fox friends and dog friends, everyone gets together to play games, and life goes by very quickly.
is a guest, Luo Bin not only cares about games, but also cigarettes and cola, and skewers and beer, after a long time, he is very prestigious, and everyone shouts Brother Luo Bin.
The accent of Zangma Town is not very standard, and Brother Luo Bin sounds like Brother Radish.
Luo Bin was angry, is it right to bury people sincerely?
Then there was a little brother who suggested, or else turn it upside down and call it Brother Pineapple?
Very good!
Brother Pineapple is not in a good mood today.
It is rumored that there is a small mountain shop on the side of the Zhendong National Highway, which is called Hua Duck is particularly delicious. The boss has bad legs and feet, but it is, ten a day, one hundred yuan is not negotiable, and it is not too late to go.
Then you have to try it, Brother Pineapple took his three younger brothers and went to the small shop in the mountains and fields in a hurry.
Sure enough, there was no more, but the fragrance wafted all over the yard.
What kind of identity is Brother Pineapple, he was angry when he landed, and Lao Tzu couldn't eat duck even if he paid for it?
But he saw Li Yingjun from the government's small convoy come out with his teeth picked, and glanced at Brother Pineapple, "Big pineapple, want to make trouble?"
"Brother Jun, how dare I, you cover it here?" Brother Pineapple nodded and leaned over to smoke.
"I'm not that capable!" Li Yingjun kindly pointed out, "Does Chen Daquan know?"
Brother Pineapple looked confused, and the three little brothers shook their heads like rattles.
"It's really raw melons and eggs!" Li Yingjun hates iron and steel, but he is a bit of a good teacher, "Does Chen Biao know, does Ding Laifu know?"
Brother Pineapple really knew. Chen Biao runs an auto repair shop at the bus station, and he doesn't know how the business is. Brother Pineapple has admired his name for a long time, but he has no chance to get close.
"Chen Daquan is the eldest brother of Chen Biao and Ding Laifu!" Li Yingjun pointed at the heads of the four pineapple brothers one by one, and had nothing to say to these raw melons and eggs.
Brother Pineapple was in awe, and then what?
On the day Chen Daquan was released, Chen Biao and others picked him up, had a meal here on the way, and had a fight along the way. Go and listen to it, it's all rotten in the water, and I'm still lying in the health center. If it can't be cured, it will be pulled down, and if it is cured, it will enter the palace for the second time. Chen Biao and Ding Laifu were stupid on the spot, and there was a kid who seemed to be called ...... Liu Renwei?"Li Yingjun is very talented in storytelling, and he is covered in fog.
Brother Pineapple's younger brother hurriedly interjected, "I know Viagra, the nose ring is very handsome!"
"Well, that's him! Liu Renwei drove his car into the wall over there, and saw it, the pit is still there. His injuries were not serious, but he broke two ribs. Li Yingjun picked his teeth and walked away.
"Thank you, Brother Jun, thank you, Brother Jun, I'll invite you another day!" Brother Pineapple and the three younger brothers looked at each other.
Talking about it for a long time, who hit it?
No matter who it is, I can't mess with it anyway......
Brother Pineapple returned to the Internet café in disgrace, still hungry.
When he was gritting his teeth and talking about the small shop in the mountains and the duck, a student from Lian Middle School skipped class and came to the Internet and took the initiative to report the number, "Brother Pineapple, I am eighteen, I forgot to bring my ID card." ”
"Iron eggs, remember to bring them next time. "Brother Pineapple is listless, but his professionalism is excellent.
Tie Dan sat down on the seat at the door, which is closer to Brother Pineapple, and you can hear a lot of legends.
Brother Pineapple is a winner in life, right? Internet does not cost money and earns money, there are countless little brothers under his command, eating and drinking spicy food, just waiting to marry Bai Fumei, save an old grandfather, and break into the world with the system, and come and go to any door throughout the ages......
Tie Dan has always admired Brother Pineapple, and his ideal in life is to make money while surfing the Internet.
However, Tie Dan doesn't like to play games on the Internet, so he likes to read online novels. The first year of junior high school also looked at piracy.,The second year of junior high school supports the genuine version.,Registered a network name to get up early and be greedy for black to read books.,I'm happy to see it.,Reward!
At most, I don't eat vegetables for lunch.
"Brother Pineapple, you said that your name is Flower Duck, I know, that duck belongs to us!" Tie Dan suddenly interjected excitedly.
What a bright flower!
Life is indeed full of opportunities, and they are given to those who are prepared at any time......
Brother Pineapple is a total of four people, the moon is dark and the wind is high, do it one vote!
Iron Egg happily participates in big things. Brother Pineapple patted him on the shoulder, come back in the future, just go online without money, and go on as long as you want!
Carefully prepared and smooth sailing.
Until Tie Dan saw this Brother Le and a fat man, he was so frightened that he ran away.
Don't let Lao Tzu catch you when you go back!
Brother Pineapple was tied up with a Michelin fine.
This Brother Le is also generous, and soon squatted in front of Brother Pineapple and patted his cheek, "Are you comfortable?"
Brother Pineapple nodded desperately, and the next moment he shook his head desperately.
The neck is not tied, the whole body is about to be strangled, and the most terrible thing is that there is no rope at all.
"Monkey King!"
Brother Le shook his head and patted Brother Pineapple's shoulder, and Brother Pineapple immediately became a mess, calling that comfortable.
"Is it better?" Brother Le returned to Mazazi and expressed his cordial concern for Brother Pineapple.
"Good...... All right. Brother Pineapple struggled to sit up.
Originally, he wanted to stand up, but he couldn't do it for a while.
"Let's smoke it again, where did you draw it just now?" Brother Le asked kindly.
One thief trembled and replied twenty-one, and the other said twenty-five.
"I didn't count it. The fat man said with bared teeth.
"Oh, let's draw again, count the numbers. Brother Le nodded.
Brother Pineapple sat on the ground ashamedly, and the other three thieves squatted on the spot and crackled.
The left side is swollen and replaced by the right, and the right side is swollen and replaced by the left.
When the fat man counted to thirty, he suddenly stopped counting, and smiled sheepishly, "Brother Le, the voice seems to be small again." ”
"What should I do?" asked Brother Le confusedly.
"Let them catch each other and fight!" the fat man was still a man of action, and after speaking, he dragged Brother Pineapple forward two steps, and then went over and kicked two more feet, matching the four of them into two pairs.
Then clap your hands, "Let's go, I'm in a hurry!"
Brother Pineapple didn't seem to hate Brother Le much, but he hated the fat man so much that the roots of his teeth itched.
But he didn't dare to delay, and slapped his little brother's cheeks with a "snap".
The little brother stumbled, simply sat on the ground, and pulled back with a "snap", and Brother Pineapple also stumbled.
The same is true for the other pair of younger brothers, pumping others is really more refreshing than pumping themselves.
Snorting and smoking, and arguing.
"Why are you so ruthless?"
"You wanted to smoke Lao Tzu a long time ago, right?"
"I told you to smoke!"
"I told you to smoke!"
It's so ruthless, Brother Le's cheeks also twitched, and finally asked, "Is it enough?"
The fat man still smiled cheaply, "I forgot to count again, it seems to be forty just now......"
"Zangma Mountain has not been peaceful recently!" Brother Le sighed.
"There is no way to do good or bad, you are to blame!" The fat man was also a philosopher.
"Okay, stop smoking, it's annoying to hear!" Brother Le called a halt.
The four of Pineapple Brothers have already been confused. The head is not clear, but the strength in the hand is enough, and it continues to snap!
Or the fat man was kind enough to separate them.
"Go back, and take your stilts and sacks. Oh, even if you bought the dead ducks, take them with you! Don't forget to send the money to the small shop in the mountains tomorrow. Brother Le stood up and walked with his hands behind his back.
The fat man followed, "Two thousand two!"
When he left the pond, he turned back and yelled, "Everyone!"
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