I can have a child's last name
The wind gradually became stronger, blowing Luo Sheng's coat whirring.
Luo Sheng took off his coat and stuffed it back into the car. This is what he only put on this morning. In fact, they are not human beings in the first place, and they don't need these things to keep warm. I just want to wear a coat and look more handsome.
But after he was a pea pitcher for a day, Luo Sheng understood that with the group of teammates he was looking for, he was definitely not handsome. Hehe, in response to the old saying - I bury myself.
Luo Sheng said that if he could do it all over again, he would never choose a mouse to be his teammate. At that time, he had to leave the black bear behind, at least the black bear looked more honest than the mouse, at least he didn't have to squat when he drove......
Just as Luo Sheng was thinking this, a scream suddenly came from the sand dunes not far away.
"Ahh I, I can't! ”
It's a female voice.
Out of an inexplicable sense of justice and curiosity, Luo Sheng immediately rushed over. If you can help, you can help, but if you can't...... At least it's a good look.
Luo Sheng quietly walked along the sand dune towards that side. Rushed to the back of the sand dune, Luo Sheng took a look.
I don't know if I don't look at it, but it's really interesting to look at it.
It's a marriage proposal, where a cactus spirit boldly woos a beautiful lizard demon, but is rejected.
This bloody scene just happened to let Luo Sheng see it.
"I, I can't." The lizard demon said, "You're good, you're a good goblin, but we're not fit for ......."
"Why? I, I mean it! You see! The cactus spirit pulled out a small box from his trouser pocket, and as soon as the box was opened, a sparkling diamond ring shook Rason's eyes.
Good fellow, a ring the size of a pigeon's egg...... Tsk, this guy is really rich......
"Yuanyuan! You have to believe that I love you! This is something I dropped from my brother's wedding when I was the best man! Without my brother's knowledge, he almost paid with his life for me! This is not only my heart, but also my brother's heart! ”
God's brother's mind, your brother really poured eight lifetimes of blood mold to make a friend like you.
Luo Sheng complained silently with a look of contempt.
"But, this ...... I really...... Alas...... "The lizard spirit is also uncomfortable, and people have worked hard to get it, but this thing really can't be accepted...... They're going to have big problems together!
"Yuanyuan! Don't you love me anymore? Didn't you count what you said on the Internet before? Are all those mountain alliances and sea oaths fake?! The cactus said bitterly, he couldn't accept that the object of his online dating for three years said that yellow was yellow.
"It's not fake, I, I like you too, but ......" Yuanyuan said, tears about to fall: "But I didn't tell you something...... I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it. ”
"You say! I can accept it! ”
"I ...... I ......" Yuanyuan gritted her teeth, and the next second, her voice suddenly became strong:
"Actually, I'm a man!"
The cactus was stunned on the spot.
Poof-
Luo Sheng almost didn't laugh out loud, but fortunately he covered his mouth in time.
It's not that he's not sympathetic, it's that it's really funny. Especially the expression of the cactus eating on the other side, at first glance, it is an old straight man. No, you can't stop watching it once.
The cactus really didn't feel good right now, and the sudden blow made his already blue face even greener.
He was stunned for a moment, and his lips trembled and said, "I...... Actually, it's not impossible for men......"
"No, actually, it's mainly because the children left by my ex-husband's ex-wife are not happy."
Whoop -
Luo Sheng seemed to hear that something was broken, he held back a smile and continued to look, no, this plot is really okay, and it successfully attracted his attention.
"This, it's actually okay, I, with the child's last name......" The cactus forced a smile again.
This time the lizard spirit finally cried, and he wiped his tears and hugged the cactus with the thorns gone.
"Palm, I love you, I didn't expect you to forgive me for these mistakes...... I, I really can't repay it. ”
The lizard sobbed silently. The cactus hugged him back.
"It's okay, who told me to love you? Can you marry me now? ”
"Good. I'll marry! The lizard spirit let go and wiped away his tears.
"I'm going to go to my fifty-seven ** to pack my luggage!"
……
Ten minutes later, the proposal ended with a big ear.
After telling the Yuanyuan to get out, the cactus put on her hat and silently put away the ring in her hand.
It seems that the brother died in vain after all......
Looking up to the sky and sighing, the cactus burst into tears, maybe his desert is not suitable for love.
Maybe if you fall in love with a lizard, you have to plant a grassland on your head